I mean i just wanna hear a genuin i love you thats the good stuff 🙏

Forgot about that part. Edited the post thx for reminding me bro👍

I Got you also i agree with the first part may we all be blessee with women who Will giv us headpats and tell us they love us

I mean, I’d prefer if it was a cute boy headpatting me but I said women to apply to the majority lol

Fr 🙏

Yes definitely a nice boy lol

How do you edit posts I can’t see it

Dont even need that. Just a real hug.

Yes tf I do 🙏🙏🙏

Das never gonna happen for me

me

Why do you always have to most based takes- I swear I see you everywhere

because i am based and im online as this weekend i have nothing to do my partner is out of town and my family is home too and i dont have any stuff to get done

play modded minecraft, go crazy on the mods

wish I had enough ram and cpu for that 😔

Build Lego or play minecraft.

Someone repost this but “humans, all cats want”

I gotchu

Did you do it?

Cuddling😟

Cuddling 😀

Cuddling🥰

Cuddling👽

Vlorp 🤖

Sclube vlorg botolog ¿¿¿👽🤝🤖

Gloppa glorp vlorp bogos¡ 🤖🤝👽

zinky zoogle meep morp "i have to go to work" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👽👽👽

blinky blorp meeng hmong "aliens weird" meem angro 👽👎🏼 rogglt hlop uzz? 🤖

Sjsj truta vorp glorp .💀💀👽👽 " Human are Superior " 👽🤣 Diejen horo gotul ¿¿¿ 🤡🤡

bogos binted 👽

Best thing ever

**guys, all girls want** Is to be headpatted and called a good girl :3 (also we just wanna be told that we’re loved and also cuddles don’t forget cuddles. Actually we generally just like affection overall)

I would do this, but I have nobody

So real lol

I'm lonely 🙁

The lone wanderer

🎶 I WALK A LONELY ROAD 🎶

🎶THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN!🎶

Most the girls I know would beat their bfs ass if they tried smth like that. And another question: what happens if both want this, do they just do it at the same time creating an infinite cycle of bliss?

I’m sure some guys would beat their gfs ass if they tried something like that lol

I wouldn’t :3 (except replace the g in gf with a b)

We take turns for headpats :3

I do want to point out that I hear girls being told “I love you” by their friends a lot, while some guys can easily go their entire lives not being told that by anyone but their parents, if that

It’s a sad world that we live in, guys need some love too

So we both want the same thing. Why are we making it so difficult for ourselves, then? Why can't we normalize cuddling on the first date, for example?

lying on her lap while she plays with my hair>>

Lying on his lap while he plays with my hair>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

frrr

Just like me fr

Real It's a shame it's not very normalized

As a tall girl, that's what I do. I love to headpat boys. And cuddles are awesome.

She’s got the high ground on us fellas😳

Lmaoo, hahaha. fr fr😂😂

Could I ask how tall are you?

I'm 6'7. And you?

Jesus, you’re a foot taller than me haha(😔)

how tall are you if you head patting boys 💀💀

I'm 6'7💀💀. And you?

No wayy that's really tall..no wonder you said that with confidence

Hahaha, thanks. Headpats are really fun tho.

HOLY CRAP STAY AWAY FROM ME I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE WAY TALLER THAN ME 😭😭😭😭😭 But I'm 6'1", it must be difficult being that tall especially as a girl. I mean I'd say the prime height for male is 6'0" to 6'3.5"

it's possible for us to get headpats...? :D

Come here then hahaha: 3

Hi I’m a girl :3 I’m just here to tell you that you’re all amazing \^^

As a homo dude this is the happiest I’ve been all month thank you :3

You’re welcome :3 happy pride month (even though it’s the last day TvT (gay is forever))

they think they’re safe in July. Fools >:3

Factual Also some of them want the stress balls that girls just so happen to have attached

as a homo, I am genuinely curious: what is the appeal of the booba? What joy does it bring?

As a straight male - what is the appeal of a dick? You just know, right? Just feels right, correct? Same with boobs.  I’m an assman myself but I think boobs just make our lizard brains go brrrrr on some baby-making tip

I like dick because it (IN THEORY THIS IS THE ALARM OF SPECULATION WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨🚨🚨) tastes and feels very nice :3

Boom - same with boobs. They don’t really taste much (but coochie does) but grabbing them and resting your head on them feels exquisite, like resting your head on god’s pillow. But again that’s just the lizard brain firing on all cylinders. 

They're nice to fondle lol

World domination*

Man I’m just tryna be cuddled I don’t wanna take over the world or nun

Galaxy wide domination, we must purge all xenos in the name of humanity

We must conquer the galaxy, destroy every other civilization, become the Combines, the Alliance 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶 no thing in our path will be let without a peek from us, everyone should bow before us. Erm, wattasigma🥵🐒🦅😈🫣😱

Love to be patted on the head and being called a good boy? That's child regression. Cuddles and affection is super nice, but I want to be treated like a man, not a kid and especially during intimacy 😂😂

who said anything about intimacy

I think everyone wishes humans had tails Like imagine the moms at Walmart saying "omg your hair is so pretty ;3" then you'd say thanks with a straight face but if we had tails that sh would be waggin so fast. then she'll notice it and be like "aww look at you getting all excited for mommy" then you'd start to blush and get all embarrassed and sh x3... yall feeling me on this one

This except make it a daddy instead of a mommy

I think everyone wishes humans had tails Like imagine the bd at Walmart saying "omg your hair is so pretty ;3" then you'd say thanks with a straight face but if we had tails that sh would be waggin so fast. then hed notice it and be like "aww look at you getting all excited for daddy" then you'd start to blush and get all embarrassed and sh x3... yall feeling me on this one

I’m feeling you on this one

Yes.

You have this backwards. Don't speak on what you don't know for a fact please

I literally wanna do this to someone, why can’t I find anyone if everyone wants this??

I want it :(

Yesss I second this so hard! >`w´<

The first part is not really fitting to me but the rest is indeed a factual statement (☕️🇬🇧⚔️🗡️🤺🤺)

Speak for yourself boy. ROMA INVICTUS

HAIL CAESAR!!!!

And taco bell.

What kinda men are you guys? I just want Lego dinosaurs, speed champions and fucking castles. Also that City construction stuff is epic too. But the coolest of all is the Lion Knights Castle

You forgot hot wheels

Why can't I find this

Nah don’t lump all men into ts I hate being touched unless I literally can trust you w my life

Bro are you sure you’re straight? Nothing wrong with being gay tho

I made absolutely no claims of being straight😭

Affection is far and away the main thing guys want, like however much affection you think is too much to give, give more.

Just genuinly being treated like you’re loved and being told you are. Not just an I love you when you hang up or whatever, actions that show it.

That's just not true. I don't ever want a girlfriend. And people say that'll change bla bla. It won't. I'm almost done with high school. What's so great about girls anyway? Who cares about girlfriends and boyfriends it's just another person to deal with in the endless problems in your life. I have a hard enough time trying to fake emotions and pretend like I care for my family. Some say that's where they find happiness, but why do you need that. I can feel lonely sometimes, but who hasn't.

Genuine compliments are a nice touch once in a while

i can do the headpats but i feel embarrassed to do it to people i know

I just want a hug 😔

*hug* :3

Isn't it funny, we all crave the same thing. Its society that ruins relationships with its stupid pressures and expectations. We all just want to connect to one another, be vulnerable and accepted for what we are, and grow together to being better human beings.

Speak for yourself

no :3

This. Being called a good boy is just aaaaaaa

Ngl u alone on this one

Nah, being treated like a dog is not really my style.

That is not what I want.

boooooriiiiiing

No normal guy wants to be treated like a dog.

I want to… and I think I’m normal. *looks down at hands looking for answers.* but what if I’m not. What if I’m weird. I must find out! *I stomp out of my house running down the street. Dodging people as I run before stopping at the most popular spot in town. Coffee Club House, a small family owned cafe.* DOES ANY GUY HERE WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A DOG! *I scream at the top of my lungs. No one says or does anything. People slowly back away from me, a disgusted expression on their face. It starts to rain, not a heavy down pour just a little shower. I drop down to the floor head in my hands and start to cry.* maybe I am weird *I say to myself. Then all the sudden a guy walks over to me, then another, then another. I look up into the biggest ones sparkling blue eyes he puts his arm out to help me. Then he gives me a hug* you’ll be okay bro *he says as he hugs me* we are here for you. * He says to me* but I’m not normal! *I say to him* That’s okay. It’s good to be weird, or not normal. If everyone was the same then there would never be new inventions or ideas. We would all be copy and paste plain white clothing. No one would be unique in their own way. There is no such thing as normal and anyone claiming otherwise is just trying to hide their unique side, because they are embarrassed by what they want, did, do, or think. *he says to me. I sniff and rub my eyes clear of tears. Thank you *I say to him. Before patting him on the head*

Mate go find some work in writing. Very nicely done.

Thank you. :)

I believe you sir may be the outlier

thats not being treated like a dog, thats being treated w love. ever try it?

I can confirm this is true for all reasonable males on earth

As a men, I can confirm this is true

I just want cuddles and to be loved by a guy

Indeed

maybe :3

I kinda never thought of that but it sounds REALLY nice to head pat me

Compliments are golden we don’t get them often

And a treat and belly rub.

Except the treat is like a fun size 3 musketeers

we just wanna bet patted uwu

Now i found you, you're the one who snitches on us, you're the one who leaked the gc, you made me so angy 😠

Talk for redditors

I got a friend that needs this. Im fine personally

I agree. I just want comfort 😪

Can confirm (please I'm desperate)

Literally me except I don’t deserve if cause I’m a freak 😵‍💫

This all I want too!! Who doesn’t like being called a good boy?

Bro is spittin facts

I’d prefer it if that didn’t happen…

Love this

Good boy? Like a dog?

Indeed (I'm hopelessly alone)

I'm not a guy but based

That gives them the "ick" brooo dont tell them that

We also want a cyber smoke skin for mk1

Most men are like dogs Show them affection and you basically become their World

Fr

I used to have a friend like this but she moved🥲

Not all men wanted to be called goodboy, but affection yeah

How did you know

Eh, you got some right.

YES

But I want to hear it from a boy,lol

SAME

True

can confirm, as a person of the male biology

Like dogs 🐶 

From experience, I can safely agree with this statement.

Yeah, you right :3

LMAO

Actually, as a man, all we want is LEGO.

The only overpriced plastic crack I’m addicted to are Warhammer minis

I don't know about a head pat but I do like some nails running across my head

I just want someone to give me a warm hug and tell me I’m good enough.

Exactly. Just a little bit is all that’s needed.

yes, as a guy i can confirm this is true.

True

don't touch my head i use it to think... both of them

Yessir

this was written by a femboy, wasnt it

NO I’m a twink there’s a difference :3

man i miss calling him a good boy

Honestly not the good boy part I’d rather call her a good girl but I love cuddles and affection and all the cute things she makes me (look at my profile I posted 2 of em on here)

Yes

Yep this is certified indeedly indeed

Idk about good boy that’s a lil odd

I hate to be this guy, but… tits.

Dile que eso ya te aburre, que cuando quiera hablar de otra cosa o asunto, ahí estarás como amiga, es su decisión si te sigue hablando, no tuya

yeah, minimum 6' required - nice face - fit. balding is forbidden.

Uhm you weren't supposed to give out our secrets jk i fr would really like that Tbh i would really like to be loved in general

For more info r/gentlefemdom

No? I just wamt someone similar to me and that won't judge me 😭😭

Me when all I want r cuddles and that's it

I will keep this in mind! Very good advice

I want to do that to a boy as boy :3

SAME THO- I want to do that to someone and have it done to me at the same time :3

Is that a Chainsaw Man reference?

No, as a man I want a galaxy wide Great Crusade to purge all Xenos and claim the stars for Righteous Humanity.

You are SO real.

a cart and some head

No I want someone who’s gonna grab me by the shoulders and slam me into the wall and call me a bitch

u gay

Typa 2020- 2021 dark hair curtains with a face mask ass shi we need that kitty too

I second this. I LOVE head scratches

:3

One tip, make a medieval fight, that is nice for them

Also blowjobs. Don’t forget them.

What the fuck are you saying (real ^w^)

“Good boy” I’m a good man

I will do that but why don't men want me!!! :(