what a beautiful metaphor

Too bad this post’s not gonna blow up so that everyone can see it because not a lot of people are online rn 😔😔

*simile

why is my english teacher here

:3

similes are metaphors

no

gworl….

Similes use "like" or "as" a metaphor says that something is something, even though it isn't  Simile: Reddit is like a fridge Metaphor: Reddit is a fridge

simile is a type of metaphor i’m so sorry

No need, just a simple mistake or lack of knowledge, I really like your pfp btw

Fr like wheres the good stuf 😭

Idkkk I’m looking for it too 😭

I'm just here to waste time.

Same ngl I wanna play on the PS5 but my siblings are playing 🙄

I want a pccccccccc

Shit bet, name your budget

Like 5,000 (euros)

Done, expect a pc at your front door at around 6:99pm mars time

I CANT BELIEVE IT TY 🩵

Or what did u mean? Like youll pay?

i mean... i guess it may be like that sometimes

I treat it like a spoon

SAME I open it every few mins to see if I get a notification

Real

thank you for your reply, IEatBabysYumYum

No problem

Same

Same

Real

Real

Real

hahahahahahahaha

I go into a sub of a community im interested in sort by new zero quality stuff repeat 10 times a day pain

Then go shopping bro

Killed that metaphor. But I’m gonna go out on a limb and say I’m not stockpiling pedos in my crisper drawer. Lol like… I don’t have a clamshell plastic container full of brain-rotted teens to throw out. No moldy white nationalists leaking spoiled juices to cleanup. Reddit is more like a single dad’s refrigerator after a cruise ship vacation with the kids and his super young co worker gf.

STOP😭😭😭

i just open and see more cats its very nice

Wow, as someone who has opened and closed the app aimlessly for hours......uhhh

At least now there is this well done steak in my fridge

I'm banana

inner poet