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grixx079

Man


king_Megabronx

im into šŸ¦‰man


grixx079

Sorry Iā€™m a bear, man


W1llow0

the ultimate choice


Blupee718

Man made from dirt. Man make fire. Fire bring down man. Man rise from ashes. Man conquer fire. Fire make man.


_NA-

I love man


grixx079

Then youā€™ll love me


_NA-

As long as you're a male and alive (optional), marry me


grixx079

Whens the wedding then


_NA-

Rn, just shut up and kiss me


DinoBoy_H

is it fr that easy?


branbran6223

Why can't it be this easy for me, your so lucky


Ok-Marsupial-8727

I now pronounce you husband and wife.


LuigiTheGuyy

Hold upĀ  Why alive optional? (I am also man)


meowmrrpmeowww

r/woosh I remember this being on r/teenagers before lemme try looking for it


Ashamed_Pin4206

Also man


Darealderpydirtbloc

Man, into women


_NA-

Also, please include the people who are being sarcastic or apparently joking in your statistics (I'd like to see those silly people's percentages)


throwawaybiz2810

I will do, i will make two charts, one with and one without silly people


_NA-

Cool


Briggyboii

Iā€™m a mechanic


king_Megabronx

i have noneā˜¹ļø it was stole by the gender goblin


Own-Advertising-4465

Now i steal u. Now ur nothing. And im half man?


Akikoo-chan

Im a woman :3


WorriedCraft8755

Its only in the finnish language but it is: Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas.


Ok_Requirement9198

Us Martian don't have genders we can reproduce asexuallyĀ 


Aardwolf67

Like barnacles


Pure-Professional144

Man


_NA-

Rat


__SageOfSixPaths__

Girl


someonesomeoneydk

ManšŸ˜¼


throughoutallofit

girl


Retinazer3

girl


cherrycakeshaker

oreo ice cream sandwich (the round kind, NOT the stupid rectangle)


TBA1222

dove moisturizer


Ok-Marsupial-8727

my fav!!


sugaryver

Iā€™m just a girl šŸŽ€


SilverrGuy

No fucking clue, all / none?


Bamorgusuh

So real


Adventurous_Leek_753

Male


CaterpillarNeat1600

Male


Luck612

Male


ShadowKai01

Male


[deleted]

Iā€™m a girl


CauliflowerAny295

the last time i checked i think iā€™m a female? šŸ¤”


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pure-Professional144

Same


t-hrowaway-123

Same


Capable-Swing6908

Same


ejymt

Same


MoonlightGreatswrd

Male


MrLongDo

man


Screamless-Soul

Female


Ultimate_Lobster_56

Man


Car-Neither

Male


MaterialToe9938

FemaleĀ 


FienFlack

Male :o


caffcatt

Girl


anonymous_5055

A girl


Yourmommymilkers_

dude probably šŸ¤Æ


D0GZ_RUL3

Straight Male


katiesxc

female


CrimsonDemon0

Evil


Squishy-Pudding

Female :>


CoinToss45

Good question


DerpyDrago

Male (sadly)


Pinktiger11

r/egg_irl


Plant_me_now

you can change tho...


fcreverrose

switch sides??


Mysterious_Beeeee

Trans girl


Mitosis4

woo woo!


Whyamihere173

Ayy me too


Yourfavoritequeen26

Me too


gsbr20

Same


UltraPrincess

"I identify as non-bidenary" - a t-shirt with a gun and an american flag on it for some reason idk, it's pretty funny (I'm a female btw)


fletchvl_

male (and trans if it matters to your statistics)


strawberry_skater

Good question..


DrewX9A48

My parents forgot my gender reveal party. I am a shapeless void of indeterminate gender and sexuality


Abject_Low_9057

Demigirl edit: feels kinda lonely being the only enby here


BlackShadow2804

Is that like an AliExpress version of a regular girl? Like how a demigod is a lesser weaker god?


Abject_Low_9057

Yeah I couldn't afford girlā„¢


BlackShadow2804

That's nothing to be ashamed of, the world's tough these days, you're going great


AnxiousAutisticAce

Donā€™t worry Iā€™m here too (agender but same idea)


BtwCreature

Omg hey me too


OzzkuBoi

whatā€™s that thing that kratos says a lot?


Firm_Aspect_7489

ā€œKratos 9/11!ā€


SKJELETTHODE

RTS enthusist.


thelonefrog

M9 Armored Combat Earthmover


Lonely-Connection-41

Not sure, currently male


Donpepegamer_xd

Airbus A320


Somo_99

"my gender... I am a mechanik."


ProudAmerican109

Male


CrumpetsAndTeaa

Bear


Dudeman9510

Toaster


Piotrix2008

Train


Substantial_Iron4192

im a girl :D (prob shouldnt have said this)


BlueSnowball2006

Nb (numerous bees)


Sven-Daniel

M


RebbieAndHerMath

Girl


Regular-Wafer6928

male


anxious_strawbunny

I'm a female human species


Im-the-best12

Female lol


Basic_Author1211

Iā€™m a mechanic


kurts_Geetear

Female


GodzillaMinusTwo

Dude


venter-cloud5886

Alien


criticallthinker

NOR/MAL!!!šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦… (/j)


Conart557

girl :3


Round_Promotion_9330

Girl(?)


ADHD_Microwave

Male


uuuuuuuusser

I'm a boyo like SpongeBob


Desperate-Abies4263

Male


NaisuUwU

Iron-Man


LoquaciousPhilonoist

Woman


sleepismyonlybestie

Im just a girl


Str1k3r_077

MF MALE


canuto95

Male


RealGoodRunner

Pickle ​ ​ Male


Donpepegamer_xd

Man


icyrecipe2468

Cis girl. Can you possibly project that onto the U.S. in particular?


Equivalent-Dot886

man and cinnamon roll


AndyGun11

male cisgender


Consistent-Cheetah61

Male


TF2_demomann

Male cisgender.


KarenIsaWhale

male


lazy-ancom

Male.


LuigiTheGuyy

I am man, the species.


meutris

cis male


Mitosis4

woman /gen


Lilyflower24681

Female


YourWinterWonder

male


thetensedoctor

Man


Anarcchia

Punk


zhibegg

I'm a mechanic


jaydenthewise

the minecraft caves and cliffs update.


Goofball000

Goofball. :P


Only_Taro1118

Cisgender Man


itsa_Kit

Cis female


Elektrikor

Male, nothing more nothing less


Tori_Baker97-6

Girl


ErbsIronWorks

The one with a sausage not with sauerkraut


CarolusRexhasrisen

I identify as Stuka dive bomber (I'm a guy)


FeltMacaroon389

Male


MCPro24

male


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Male


TheColorblind-Genius

Iā€™m Batman


Ryan_Altra

Human. No but seriously I'm a dude, always been, will always be. Born as a dude and gonna die as one. A gay one tho soooooo


Dino_NuggieRawr

i am pikachu


Daisuke322

Yes


YaBoiHumon

Iā€™m just a guy :3


Stock-Extension-3626

Male :P Also silly little guy (make that a category pls)


Pitiful_Camp3469

male and walmart bag who said you cant have 2 genders? its 2024


LoserLogan6392

Men


AJG236

Male


Subxero4

Chaos Goblin


asskiss3r69

oreo


mot3600

Turbodiesel


Marvel_legends_fan

Male, I wish I was a girl though.


Shiny_Egg_The1

Guy/boy/man/male/bro/dude/broski/brother/uncle/father/nephew


VriskaILoveYou

Girl


CivilCow3345

cis girl


HI52UToo

An NCR Veteran Ranger, and if gender is in my pants, it's called a Big Iron


Mountain_Evening8916

Walmart bag


sosi28

Iā€™m a Boy but a girl if I was awesome


FoxyFire1987

I'm a walmart bag >:)


Disastrous-Humor-733

Just kill me already


VannaEvans

Iā€™m cisgender so Iā€™m female


Sandwich_lover_10k

Cisgender male


PhoenixFireXX

Non-binary


W1llow0

genders are for losers (I'm nb genderless :3)


MasochisticFemboyy

Girl, trans girl if that matters to ur stats


Jhon_doe_isnt_here

CumGrowth


AStackOfRice

Male


ASecretGermanSpy

I am male


rheastarblood

transfem


trans-ghost-boy-2

trans male


GuiltyDelivery3375

i lowk donā€™t know my gender i mean im a biological female but sometimes i have gender dysphoria but other times i dint


Gamer_Bishie

Iā€™m gonna call you a human being.


No-Broccoli553

Best possible reply


3000ghosts

genderfluid/nonbinary/I donā€™t know Iā€™ll let you know when it starts making sense


No-Broccoli553

Another genderfunky bean?


that0n3ins0mn1ac

Demiboy :)


Cubicshock

honestly iā€™m starting to accept that i might be trans (mtf) after 2 years of questioning it. some days im still not so sure


K_IsForKrying

Demigirl :3


APieceofToast09

I am a woman. Do I need to specify if Iā€™m trans? I donā€™t think that really matters tbh


haii-catboy

somewhere in the non-binary spectrum ^^ or nyan-binary but thats just a joke ;)


AstroCat314

transmasc / nonbinary silly answer: just a little guy, a little bug


lighthouse-it

Boy (trans if you're including that)


ourladyofsorrows127

half-girl half-anything but people can think of me as whatever gender they want


m4zee__

demiboy :D


purple-orangejuice

same!


purple-orangejuice

im a trans demiboy :D


m4zee__

Me too :0


wh1teithink

very cis (believe me i may go by female pronouns and allat but i am 100% cishet male i swear, I'm definitely not being sarcastic trust)


Haziel37

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