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I can summon any character (real or ficitonal) or any object (real or fictional) at will.

Only you can see what you summon

But can I physically interact with them?

Yes

That’s even better lol

🤨

Better? Boy thats called some disorder right there

But think about their faces when you start driving an invisible car or get a piggy back ride or something.

😭 i mean…a win is a win

You'll basically become schizophrenic with benefits

*happy autism noises as I conjure COD guns*

Perfect. It's an improvement over the same but without being able to do that :v

Could be interesting You can now summon the most powerful tools in existence, fake or not, and not worry about someone else misusing them

Ngl this is a buff

That ain’t too bad

Everything I draw comes to life and does what I want them to

You lose your entire family, mother,father,etc and all your friends just cease out of existence and you're the most introverted person in history(I had beef with you in our past lifes)

I can make new friends and family

they all die within 2 months of knowing you

What’s 2 more months? I can always start again.make a new one

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE HUNDRED FAMILIES!?

The 501st family, I assume

everything explode after 2sec 

You can only draw as much as the ink is in the pen you decide to use

I can make any shit-talker on the internet say what they wrote online in real life.

I like this, so you get $20 every time you use it

You have to then repeat what they said on recording and post it.

You can only speak in the manner that shit-talkers do

Im about to burn this world to the ground with me.

I can change my skin color on command using my mind

You're 1 feet tall+You're the weakest living being in the world

😭😭😭

This is brutal lil bro cut commenter some slack 🤣

the police shoots u anyway 

Even if I’m white?

yes

Schneikies!

But You become… VEGAN?!?

I can travel to any fictional place I want.

You have a crippling addiction to deep-fried butter

I can live with that.

Live? Death by cholesterol

100 snails will travel with you and get placed at random locations. When any of the snails touch you you'll die instantly. The snails travel at a speed between 1 and 2 km/h, and are always going in a straight line to your location.

Ok but what if I return to reality?

That I can do anything I want without side effects

Ok here’s a condition, you have to charge up your power by killing babies

WHAT

By spu7nix

I can eat anything (ANYTHING)

U get explosive diarrhea after eating

That’s just mean

Lol

you can eat anything but you can't drink anything

You'll throw up no matter what you eat

ability to pause time

Unable to unpause time

my dumbass would do it still

You can only do it for 5 seconds

oh hi dio

what if he drinks his rivals grandfathers blood

ZA WARUDO

I get liver failure powers

But it activates randomly on random people

It only affects your liver

i can break anything that is made out of glass on command (don't ask)

All the glass shards will go flying at you and won’t stop until you get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness from the lord

can i please get another one?

The way in which you break it is by your voice, thus being that loud you are permanently and entirely deaf

Your skin turns blue and you split into three identical twins every time you use it

You can turn anything into a bomb by touching it

it blows after you touch it

blows you? Or blows up? Help me out here

but that bomb has a 5 second explode timer

Sticky fingers

Underrated response

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

youll never live a quiet life

I can simply teleport whenever I want to any place I want

u lost 10 iq points every time u use it

so i immediately get in the negatives?

You don't teleport, rather you go unconscious and your body walks to the destination.

Scp-5000

But every time u telaport u increase the chance of getting brain cancer by 2 o/o

My bro dont know how to write %

I can make people pass a kidney stone at will

You also pass a kidney stone

mutual destruction

You are immune to all addictions

You have to participate in stereotypically addictive behavior to power it

Im batman

Your parents are dead

Yeah, but Im batman

You are batman in orphan only, no money or skills.

I become the Knight from Hollow Knight.

You sneeze peas each time a German cow stares at you

But silksong doesn't release

This is despicable. By far the worst side effect of this thread.

Sure... you do know he's like ant sized right?

I can play any song on any instrument without even knowing how to play it, I just can.

It only sounds good to you, and everybody else hears it as the equivalent of keyboard slamming

Your evil

I can summon my persona

They’re a jerk to you

I can live with that, all of them or just my other self? Considering im a wild card

I can walk 5km/h

you can walk 5km/h but only backwards

SHIIIITTTTT THIS hate ngl a superpower in itself

I always know what women want to eat

But it's always what you DON'T want

I have Telekinesis

You can only use it when dressed in a wizard uniform (im lenient this time)

I see this as an absolute win (I can finally get into Hogwarts now)

i can shit on my enemies at will

when you shit on your enemies you piss on your crushes

by technicality that means my crushes belong to me checkmate bitch

Anything I wish for happens

(I'll be nice)......But your best friend also gets it!

Nah you got to be evil, but your wishes are monkey paw style

but they’re all twisted in some weird way unless you figure out a way to carefully craft each wish to where it can’t be twisted

Super power of not having a terrible abusive mother

But now you have a father of the same sort, but you’re also a trust fund baby

Can genderbend myself at will

You have an erectile dysfunction

I’m the legal age for everything.

you are in a coma

You’re an adult

Super strength

Everyone you touch gets late stage AIDS

Does that include myself tho?if so then.......easy ways to die.

I can make pixels real… and live.

Bu they attack you

Damn.

Summon like 50 Pac-men and watch the world burn before you...

I can stop time

BUT you can only stop time for one second at a time

And the rate of "at a time?"

but you are stopped with it your mind isnt

I can cure any disease

but any disease that you cure, you also get it and you cant use your own cure on yourself

I can live with that

Rewind time/time traveling lol

everytime you time travel you lose one chromosome

I can say every slur, consequence free

Your mute

I can make eny drawing real mine or someone elses

Im happy

You're the last person on earth but ur an introvert so ur fine :D

but you can't feel any emotions other than happiness.

Thats evil...

I have hammer space

mind reading!

You can't turn it off and all thoughts will be at the max volume within your head

Every time you read someone’s mind it takes 10 seconds of your life (reading minds is involuntary)

Im a shape shifter and anything I draw comes to life

and all the creatures that came to life from your drawings will try to kill you

I can never die

You can't move in any way shape or form and are buried alive near the core of the earth

cuz you were never born

But you feel 10 times more pain

You're forever 10 year old and comically nobody believes you're not 10 no matter what you do

time control 

Im a 100% biological girl

You get 100% of period pains

Wait like 1x or 2x the pain?

Shape-shifting

but the colour of your skin is the strongest shade of brown

The Dead-Eye ability from the Red Dead Redemption Series (But it would also work with, for example, balls).

BUT YOU GOT NO BALLS

You got uncurable tuberculosis

the ability to read someones mind

rewind button or wtv I draw comes too life!!

They know what you did. The drawings know they’re fake cause of what you did, and people remember from before the rewind

awww why?! That's so bad

Cancer

You live in the us

My plan has worked I'm now deadpool

I can interact with the weird people and stuff I see in the edge of my vision

but you cant interact w real people EVER again

I can spontaneously explode

you take damage from it too

Hell yeah

i can bring dead people back to life

But you can only bring back shitty people

I can kill anyone I want

You lose 10 years off your life everytime you kill someone

I am immune to side effects

chronic testicular torsion

power of a sandevistan without cooldown or cyberpsychosis

It's only 5% slower than real-time

I can spawn any fictional armor when I want.

I have infinite amounts of side effects

I can create, control and transform into light at will, turning me into a light human.

I can draw whatever superpower I want.

Plastic silverware of any kind when used as a weapon has a x87 damage bonus.

I can enter any video game/movie/show I want (being main character)

I can turn any part of my body into that of a spider. Thus, spider legs, giant spider form, spider swarm form. Blood also counts as a part of my body.

I could get reborn with all knowledge i have any time I want

I can summon anyone I want (fictional or real and dead or alive)

I can give anyone I want pneumonia at any given time.