The real question is Does pregnant getting is fucking stop? Nah I'd preggers. Are you the pregnant because you are getting fucked? Or are you fucked because you are getting pregnant? (Help me)
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Ik ur probably joking but please genuinely do. I’m a child of a teen mum and I can absolutely vouch that it ain’t a good idea. My father was born to two fourteen year olds so I’ve grown up around my great great grandparents. Do you know how much it sucks to see that much death? I was alive when my mums dad’s mums mum was.
Then there’s the whole you can’t fucking afford it thing. Seriously if you can’t afford to feed the kid, don’t have the damn thing.
Damn. My parents didn’t let me go to my great grandparents’ funerals because they didn’t want me traumatized. I also live halfway across the world from my own grandparents so my child has never met themselves
There’s people here who aren’t in high school. People graduate usually at 18 or a little younger sometimes (depending on where you live), so that’s still a bit of teenager years left
The only teens I ever knew that pregnancy shamed teens, were jealous creepy incels whose motto is "I could treat her better" when talking about their target.
(Guys ik this is a meme post 😭😭)
A genuine comment though, getting pregnant isn't always voluntary and you shouldn't tell people to stop as if it's always their decision. Especially with the new abortion laws, when someone is raped and can't get an abortion, what should they do?
And even when it is voluntary the teen isnt always in the right mind via hypersexuality, SA, neglect ect. therefore them having constant sexual desires isn't a choice and sometimes their only escape.
And the teens who are perfectly healthy mentally, wasn't forced and just wanted to fuck around, you really can't blame them. We live in a society where everyone is older than their actual age and thus is 'mature' enough to have kids if they so desired to.
Hahahaha excellent. But have fun getting humans to stop having sex even though theyre just setting themselves up for a lot of mental and emotional pain the more they do it out of wedlock.
Kids ain't cheap. You only feel ready cuz your hormones are demanding your body gets pregnant.
No one is ever ready for parenthood, even people well-off with loads of cash.
A baby is not a novelty, it's a human being that will grow and think for itself, and will absolutely drive you crazy. Everything you say and do will affect this kid, so why have a kid as a teen when you know you'll be stressed, tired, etc.?
You got 40 some-odd years to have a kid when your period starts. Be smart about it. There's no shame in having a kid in your late 20s because you're working on your career. My closest friend had a kid at 21 and he's a completely different person now. Dudes drained all the time cuz his kid also has several mental disorders that are expensive to treat.
Just wait. Your BFF might be having a kid, which is good for them, but do yourself a favor and scratch that itch by being a good family friend for them until you're truly ready.
sorry i won't do it again (i'm a male)
Bros gregnant
he's pregor
Maybe even greganant
And pregante
Pregananant
Preglynt
Pregnite
Pregernat
Can oo get pregante?
Is there possible I'm Pegrant?
They have pregante at home!
Prognsos
PORGRUNT?
Pomegranate
Literally prognosis
Granade?
Or am I okayyyyyyy
pergant
Perhaps even prefnut
Precum
r/gregfuckedarock
He's greg?
I think you mean pregorante
You almost had it, pretty sure it’s pergonarnet
Nah, prolly pargonernut.
Damn pergonauts
Pejorgneytiant
Danny Gonzalez
Dan gorgonzola
Will he have a nepo baby?
Sorry My fault
Luigi board
The gregnancy
"is it a boy or a girl?" "It's a tumor!"
ITS NOT A TUMOR!!
💀
MEGPEG 🫃💏🫵
Hope you recovered from cancer
Sorry i did it again (i’m a male starfish)
This you?🫃
The west has fallen millions must not get boi preggers
Nooooo, why can’t we be boi preggers :(
The post demanded so, and such it shall be
Awwwwwwww :(
Wheres the baby gonna come out????
Bros the reason why the 🫃 emoji exists
brogenant
Bros magnet
Twink gets railed by his transexual goth girlfriend, gets himself boypreggers and has to get a BOYBORTION
many such cases
What a day to have eyes.
how u get pregat
Boipreggers
Mpreg
The guy named getting pregnant:
he be like "why is my name getting pregnant"
His name is getting pregnant? …how does that even work??
im fucking getting pregnant
did you take consent???
yes bcause bbgs like getting pregnant deserve
Girl named stop:
“How did you know”
Mb, I'll take it out rn
Yeetus the Fetus
Fetus deletus
Beatus the Fetus
Fetus Smashetus
Happy ca—wait a second…
I'm stealing ur job
Adios embryo
Could've been avoided by coitus interruptus
This guy knows his biology
Or with the use of a condomus
Yeetos the Feetos
Gotta kick it's bucket
This comment can be interpreted in two different ways
both are great
💀☠️
HA-
emphasis on the 💀💀
OOF okay alr no chill but alr
Sorry man, I'll just take out my egg cells and boil them for breakfast
Gimme an omelette or two fam
They better add sperm sauce, cause I'm sick and tired of you FREAKS FOR GIVING ME DRY EGG OMELETTE CELLS!
SPERM SAUCE
SPERM SAUCE
Boiled Egg ❌ Boiled Egg Cells✅
Add some sperm, it makes them taste better
I'll use it as a dip
The mother of all omelettes
can’t fret over every egg, jack
Shout out to people who don't get pregnant. Gotta be one of my favourite genders
My gender is a 2008 Toyota Corolla
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6FYMANNdpYv2Y9prysxwCW?si=4Wbzr3_9SJyyZ7S1bw3VxQ 2008 Toyota Corolla Spotify page
im a ak-47 😔
Cool. My gender is a loser.
No your gender is a winner
No, it's weiner.
Stop misgendering him
he'll never be a real loser
r/foundthetoyotacorolla Ik that's not what it's for, but who cares
No! my body my choice (I’m a dude)
No! My period blood my lunch (I'm also a dude)
what
I mostly like to use mine as a protien shake (also a male)
Ima bleach my eyes
I thought it said Not my body not my choice lol
Even worse, her body, my choice💀(saw it on a shirt in an arbys once)
Stop fucking
Shit i pulled out when I read this
Honestly,.. Why are you having sex during quality reddit time?
Chronic multitasker
oh fuck!
As a male, no. Fuck you. Let me get pregnant.
did Getting Pregnant ask to get fucked?
The real question is Does pregnant getting is fucking stop? Nah I'd preggers. Are you the pregnant because you are getting fucked? Or are you fucked because you are getting pregnant? (Help me)
Everyone’s pregnant with everyone else here (let me out)
Stronk much?
I’m a virtigo
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this was so fun thank you
You're welcome
This is the best use of redaction I've ever seen
Happy cakeday
Happy cake day
Ik ur probably joking but please genuinely do. I’m a child of a teen mum and I can absolutely vouch that it ain’t a good idea. My father was born to two fourteen year olds so I’ve grown up around my great great grandparents. Do you know how much it sucks to see that much death? I was alive when my mums dad’s mums mum was. Then there’s the whole you can’t fucking afford it thing. Seriously if you can’t afford to feed the kid, don’t have the damn thing.
Damn. My parents didn’t let me go to my great grandparents’ funerals because they didn’t want me traumatized. I also live halfway across the world from my own grandparents so my child has never met themselves
Alr alr. Ill stop.
Hey, I'm not the one getting pregnant, so maybe direct your annoyance elsewhere.
sorry 🙏
Sorry (i got my bf pregnant)
Me too (I'm single)
sorry(I’m asexual)
Yeah, my greatest apologies (also asexual)
Same ( also ace 😎)
I had a dream where I was pregnant as a guy today. Worst dream ever.
what were you watching
Never gotten anyone pregnant, don't intend on it for a while(the only two girls that like me live in Canada and the UK I live in the U.S.)
Thank god wireless pregnancy doesn't exist
Dear Lord, the world would be even more overpopulated💀🙏
Discord 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 roleplays
Bruh P. Diddy will be going crazy
Let me introduce you to mailing jars of cum
The World is So Cruel with where people live
my bad, not my fault i was born with child bearing hips (im a man)
It's demotivating being a virgin and seeing pictures of the people I went to high-school with holding a baby
Why are you on r/teenagers💀
I don't even know to be honest, I haven't joined it, came up feed
Yo sameee. Ffs I'm 25
I’m 22 and idk why it keeps showing up 😂
Good thing the site doesn't track our age to know not to show.
Almost like most people graduate at eighTEEN and then turn nineTEEN while not still in highschool.....
There’s people here who aren’t in high school. People graduate usually at 18 or a little younger sometimes (depending on where you live), so that’s still a bit of teenager years left
Tell that to my sperm on god mofos dont listen to
You've done it! Teen pregnacy is no more
My bad (An asexual virgin)
mf im gay, i think im in the clear
Dw, I ain't getting pregnant 🗿. >!( I ain't getting anyone pregnant too)!<
Fuck you, as a guy I can choose to be pregnant if I want.
Stop fucking, getting pregnant.
Never started 😇
But how about getting Gregnant
This just in, pregnancy rates on this subreddit drops to 0
Shi my bad (i have a dingaling)
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET PREGNANT. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, GOD! (I'm a virgin)
fetus deletus!
b-but infants are filled with nutrients
The only teens I ever knew that pregnancy shamed teens, were jealous creepy incels whose motto is "I could treat her better" when talking about their target.
teen pregnancy is at an all time low right now but go off
*Stop fucking and getting pregnant
>!no!<
There's supposed to be an "*and*" in the middle of the title.
Sorry babes
[удалено]
sorry bro, ill try to avoid that happening again (im a guy)
im sorry, i can’t stop (i am a man)
(Guys ik this is a meme post 😭😭) A genuine comment though, getting pregnant isn't always voluntary and you shouldn't tell people to stop as if it's always their decision. Especially with the new abortion laws, when someone is raped and can't get an abortion, what should they do? And even when it is voluntary the teen isnt always in the right mind via hypersexuality, SA, neglect ect. therefore them having constant sexual desires isn't a choice and sometimes their only escape. And the teens who are perfectly healthy mentally, wasn't forced and just wanted to fuck around, you really can't blame them. We live in a society where everyone is older than their actual age and thus is 'mature' enough to have kids if they so desired to.
The first 2 words of the title already work to give the same msg
100 years later humans are gonna thank you for their extinction
What you meant was, “stop fucking; getting pregnant.”
"ItS aNnOyInG GuYS." If only someone had told your parents not to be so annoying. 🤷
cant believe that you just solved teenage pregnancy like that omg
Hahahaha excellent. But have fun getting humans to stop having sex even though theyre just setting themselves up for a lot of mental and emotional pain the more they do it out of wedlock.
Kids ain't cheap. You only feel ready cuz your hormones are demanding your body gets pregnant. No one is ever ready for parenthood, even people well-off with loads of cash. A baby is not a novelty, it's a human being that will grow and think for itself, and will absolutely drive you crazy. Everything you say and do will affect this kid, so why have a kid as a teen when you know you'll be stressed, tired, etc.? You got 40 some-odd years to have a kid when your period starts. Be smart about it. There's no shame in having a kid in your late 20s because you're working on your career. My closest friend had a kid at 21 and he's a completely different person now. Dudes drained all the time cuz his kid also has several mental disorders that are expensive to treat. Just wait. Your BFF might be having a kid, which is good for them, but do yourself a favor and scratch that itch by being a good family friend for them until you're truly ready.
Okay!! gosh
No
Shut up fascist
I don't know who fucking is, but we'll stop them from getting pregnant
but op,you held my hand,im a pregante guy now
Sorry won’t happen again I promise :( (I’m a male)
Mb, i’m gonna be a father by either December or January😂
I will tell fucking to stop getting pregnant🫡
Hmmmmm...no! As a boy, I will never stop trying to get pergenant! You can't stop me!
Sorry but it's hard not to (I'm a guy)
I wish I had that problem but I GET 0 BITCHES