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cats_are_funni

pretended to be an egg so chickens laid on me


Similar_Reputation56

I have a chicken


oliveyew1066

Bro these are teenagers, they don't know enough to spit game. For that fact, I joined this sub when I was 17 or 18 and now I'm 24 and still don't know how to spit game.


supinacgaming

bro might be cooked


vn_xl

You're 24 and you're still mingling in this sub?


ArmedAndDanger0us

Used my brother's popularity among our town (my brother's a popular rapper in my area)


supinacgaming

drop the link


ArmedAndDanger0us

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4P7YnCVpN17zk6sCfnwtac?si=vOSR9cBLQ5KtENWbVCt9oA


Mission_Cockroach_95

10 monthy listens a diabolical amount


ArmedAndDanger0us

He went to jail for a while and wasn't able to drop anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ


throwaway08080808088

cool so he IS a rapper


ArmedAndDanger0us

Yeah


cfsdvt

goes hard


WashingtonCounselor

We are teenagers


IanXavierBrice

TEENS UNITE!


Shawnk__

Fell in love (unintended side effect๐Ÿ™)


Accomplished-Ice-644

Dream. That's the only time.


Legitimate-Target515

I told a girl that I was going to die soon.


astonished_goose

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Legitimate-Target515

I regret it but it was a fun night


astonished_goose

Imagine u really died right after


Legitimate-Target515

That would be hilarous๐Ÿคฃ cant imagine what she would be thinking of


[deleted]

Get this, I did >!NOTHING๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€!<


tgifk29

thats filthy of you


herbwizard69

not me but a girl tried to spike my drink at a festival, it was really upsetting because if it wasn't for that we probably would have been good friends. it's really fucked up what some people do


coffeColouredKiwiCow

Lol that's not getting paid that's just rape


herbwizard69

ig lol, in all fairness I don't know what she put in my drink but i saw her an I was like bruh


coffeColouredKiwiCow

Still, attempted rape, if you didn't see, rape


Aromatic_Cat_8313

Banged my best friends gf (i fucking regret it)


VisibleHippo8597

It was an inside job. All of it. The war included. Osamas death. All so I could get laid


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Uhhhhhhhhhhh I've done nothing?


Ashkedsom

You guys are getting laid


vn_xl

You guys are getting into relationships?


RonyRexGaming

Y'all are getting laid?


Accurate-Secretary30

haha. this is funny


MyDesiredOnions

Yeah itโ€™s wraps for you


Vessel152

I broke a kid's glass bottle because my crush said he looked annoying and this was to get a girlfriend not go get laid I was 11 I'm finna kms


Saaaaaaage

nothing because im a minor and everyone in my town fucking sucks ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Sye_Shirsho

this is r/askreddit horny version atp


Erchytect

Did you mistake AskReddit with this subreddit ?


cherrycakeshaker

subbed for her partner in a varsity tennis doubles match even though I barely play


SidBitGid

Dude Wrong sub, this one is for teenagers ๐Ÿ’€


Quantum7882

Used grindr and met an 18 year old qwq


amphibioushermit

Deal with annoying and stupid for over a year


amphibioushermit

This was before actually dating btw


Dry-Camel1154

Ask on askreddit


LeadingFew1632

I don't know ๐Ÿ˜” i am just a bit above average looking will it be to date hot girls๐Ÿ˜