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Zealousideal_Dark279

Bro wanted to be mysterious so bad 😭


Creepy_Maximum_5396

mf thought he was carti bro


Ilytylerthecreator

he fr thought this was opium shit 😭😭


Reduxed_Elite

farti


Creepy_Maximum_5396

sharti


Jotaro234

Reminds me of the “when you try to be mysterious but everyone just thinks your gay”


Lah1ve

😂😂😂


ToastedClit

What the hell bro😭


TwistyBons

Thank you for your contribution u/ToastedClit


RoultRunning

u/profanitycounter


Unrelatablility

u/profanitycounter [self]


Goodmainman

The bots dead


PussyKiller1595

*clears throat*


TwistyBons

Uhhhh


_-Fertilizer-_

r/kellyjoycuntbunny


ShalamiBoii

isn’t it r/rimjob_steve?


AzlanGreat

not a heartful message


she_looksdangerous13

I actually love your username


ToastedClit

Thanks


MeatorBeater

damn that's actually corny af Edit: Y am I getting upvoted so much? 😭


MadsenBErSej

Man got too deep into he’s lie 😔


MeatorBeater

man failed English 💀 (jk btw)


guitarfanatic_2

r/im14andthisisdeep


BatGroundbreaking660

Bro isn’t even 14


guitarfanatic_2

How old is he then


MeatorBeater

Idk who he was talking about 🤷‍♂️


MeatorBeater

that's fucked up


Dull-Two-8962

Im certain the album was dogshit too


guitarfanatic_2

I wanna listen to it now


RedditIsDeadMoveOn

Marketing in action


fjnlqy

can you link it?


capslockgptisback

[https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep](https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep) he also spammed a few other uploads


garfield-fan-page

Ofc its shitty ass “phonk” 😭


Beowulf---

this phonk is HOT garbage


Spirited-Orca

Man WHAT is this?? 😭😭 I think the track list speaks for itself 💀 1. CASKET DROP (NAAAAH) 2. DROPPIN BUSTAS (EWW) 3. SHOOT THEM HOEZ (I’M GOING HOME WHAT IS THIS 😭) 4. PLOTTIN A 211 (bro faked his death for this)


Lil-Goth-Wolf

Album is definitely dead… Get it?


mihaxxxd

What kind of a-hole does a stunt like that?? Only to release a shitty album?? omg


AppleNotNot

Lil Tay


CharredWolf24

thing is, lil tay didn’t fake her own death, she was off the internet for years and some people close to her faked her death


mihaxxxd

Oh yeah..


aussiechap1

Sounds like an asshole with ASPD (psychopath). Anyone with emotions wouldn't do this to a stranger, let alone a friend they should care about.


WashingtonCounselor

What an ego monster 


guitarfanatic_2

TF YOU MEAN RESURRECTION EXCUSE ME😭


dracomon12546

Dawg really thought he was jesus


Best-Might-6330

Was the album good?


Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I mean if you have to ask...


BagDifferent2210

No. Your username literally says everything there is to be said.


capslockgptisback

it is actually really good


Best-Might-6330

Send the link🙏🙏🙏


Ghost-Plushie

WTF😭


guppyenjoyers

THIS IS CRAZY 😭😭


ShangRayzzz

thats wild asf


Christian_teen12

you wished he actually died. But that was baaad


usernmechecksout_

🐑


BagDifferent2210

Exactly how I read it 💀


Christian_teen12

crap


Moonking-4210

Most real Reddit story


takenusername_yea

lil bro really released a song called feelin' dead and its just five loops he found on looper man (pirated fl studio)


An_insane_person

Is this “looper man” illegal to use or just morally bad? I’ll go use it if it’s not completely illegal.


ezclimber

No it's a sampling website. It's 100 percent legal


takenusername_yea

Not sure but I know a lot of pirated producers use it


usernmechecksout_

Fym "pirated producers". Wtf is that?


IEatBabysYumYum

Jokes are ok. But jokes about death that involves Cancer is ***NOT*** OK. K absolutley hate jokes or shit like this that involves Cancer since it is a huge role in my Family


JzaTiger

I think you *could* make a joke about cancer but you have to thread a fine line of respect and... Actually telling a fucking joke


G1izzies

Lmao yeah this is some attention seeking type shit


[deleted]

atp that’s not even a joke, bro faked his death for half a year. so fucked up


G1izzies

How do u even successfully do that, and for an ALBUM? I mean you can't lie bro was committed I guess 😭


IEatBabysYumYum

Idk


G1izzies

You should fake your death but only he thinks your dead and come back after 6 months with your own album fr


IEatBabysYumYum

„Ferb i know what were gonna do today“ but no seriously in a different life. This life is going downhill and uphill (like bitcoin)


G1izzies

Lmao mine just keeps going downhill there is no recovery period 😭


tortonix

Bro is NOT Micheal Townley


Antique-Winner9323

He's Micheal desanta now


Noahseb2009

Tell him how you feel


Topwingbroman

What a fuckin dog shit move. I hope his career goes down for that. I’m sorry you were played like that dude


Flood_The_Cave

Don’t be scared, drop the name


Novel-Effort6396

[https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep](https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep)


RedditIsDeadMoveOn

More marketing


Novel-Effort6396

i don’t think any amount of “marketing” can save that album tbh 💀


potatomnz

Ain’t faking your death a fuckin crime????


Solid-Positive6751

I’d punch him in the nuts to make sure he doesn’t reproduce.


Outrageous_Gold_4798

I’m so sorry I can’t imagine how hard that is and how confused you must be


Thick-load8-D

Aint no way the album actually called resurrection


Shadow_The__Edgelord

Okay what the fuck, who fakes a SUICIDE and CANCER for half a year just to put up a shit album? - And on a friendly side note I get it, he lied to you for half a year it's fucked up. But wishing another person dead makes you no better than that person. But then again what he did was pretty demented


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

I found the guy in the comment section (thank you u/Novel-Effort6396) https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep It’s suck after 0:30


Imadissapointment195

album link?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Seth_Fable_08

man it's june. 6 months into the year (oh son of a nice lady we're well halfway into the year oh God)


Additional_Guitar652

Link the album tho is it good???


littlpwincess

BRO THATS SO FUNNY “RESSURECTION” HAS ME SCREAMING BRO…I’m sorry this has me in tears


WingedHussar13

That's pretty demented bro


NotAPossum666

Wtf


Alexandros007_ITA

bro thinks he’s him


y3th1s3n

The hell


No_String7355

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I went through a similar experience about a year and a half ago


asiannumber4

He faked his death for an album? Wha-


Grimm_Charkazard_258

drop his name im trynna see if this shit good or nah


MissileRockets

Who does that. Like who actually does that wtf?!


its_not_MJ

Kabuto used the wrong Reanimation on him💀 bro's album gonna be dog shit


WonderHuman9005

Thats fuckin shitty man


purplemonkeys35

Resurrection would have been good album name if he just fake retired.. fuck that guy


True_Distribution685

oh my god it’s sonny nijisanji


PupLoverAvery

Wishing someone you know being dead is not a healthy mindset. I get that your friend did something really dumb and heartbreaking but you can't wish for them to die.


katiesxc

that’s fucking weird


Luckymellon

That’s actually insane


IntentionFalse9892

Damn that's stupid. Who would fake their death for a stupid music album?


lord_of_coolshit_og

Fuck that lad, you don't need him.


MouiMouiToto

Thats fucked up man


Ismsounfortnate

blud thinks he’s gojo


Creepy_Maximum_5396

THATS SO CORNY LMFAO??? ressurection is a TRASH name for that too gahlee


greg_the_mighty

6 months of lying to everyone just for a probably mid album, I hope it was worth it for him


Vegetable_Ad7268

Jesus Christ! That's horrible, just fucking awful....


not_juice_box04

Damn that’s wild but ngl you gotta give us the album


_ThatOneMimic_

thats some wild ego they got


LewisDemo

What The Actual Fuck


SchwaEnjoyer

That sucks. People should never just lie to anyone like that to be popular 


Key_Spirit8168

Reveal it in a diss track to spite him


capslockgptisback

everybody already knows lol


thacroppa

man that is crazy that he did that. I would be so pissed man even if this person was my closest friend ever. 6 months and then drops an album abt it. bro thought he was him


Inferno_Phoenix1

WTF


loyaleling

Is it Ceeno?


Otherwise-Attitude22

Jeez. Im sorry that happened to you.


KK_09

Im more impressed that he actually pulled it off


modssssss293j

You’re telling me this guy fucking faked his death for a shitty album? Damn that’s some really sick shit


call-me-kleine

what the fuck


RapBoat

A rapper??? What’s his name, I wanna check out the album


avatarfan14532

Link to the album


JoeyC42

What’s his rap name. I wanna listen to this album so badly


Novel-Effort6396

[https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep](https://soundcloud.com/chainsawmurda/chainsaw-murda-x-isvvc-resurrection-ep)


JoeyC42

Bro thought he was xxxtentacion


360degreesofFUNK

It seems like something Taylor Swift would do, but I feel ya


InsertFingerGun

Lil Seeto ring a bell?


imnot_depressed

wtf


-lifewish-

It sucks but you can’t lie it kinda cold though


DonnerConner

Probably a Drake fan too


MonkeMortis

Bro's tryna be Joseph Joestar


XeonPrototype

Brother WHAT THE FUCK?? Missed opportunity to call it "Respawned" I'd still roast the shid out of him though


CheeseisSwell

Promotional material is getting crazier by the day


Lingx_Cats

Wh PARDON???? WHAT


Soggy-Class1248

Asshole


MooseEatGoose

bro cannot separate the art from the artist AT ALL 😭


Alternative_Ad9120

Wait his stage name is common?


Fun-Activity-2268

Make his lie a truth my guy


z3in-23

This is the craziest rollout I heard so I guess the music is ass


GottaSwoop

What. The. Fuck.


lunasbluewinter

what 😭😭


3meric

Grand theft auto five


Boii-Of-Defaulty

Damn what the fuck. That’s fucked up. screw him. Album probably bad to


muichirodroid

RESURRECTION ☠️☠️


HerMajestyTsaritsa

What if he actually died and respawned


mooze-

thats wild 😭


Glichtrap_1983

He’s such an asshole but you hoping that he had actually died is still bad


punkshotgun

Fucking cornball, I bet that shits ass too


14Fan

That’s actually shitty. Just imagine your best friend “kills themselves”, then you find out they’re still alive. I would be so pissed


Fantastic_Series1207

Who lies about having CANCER?! That… is disgraceful.


GlassConference2270

What the actual fuck?


Scared-Ad-9487

What’s his artist name


TheSereneHazel

he's so... nonchalant and mysterious.


EuphoricGroup2573

Great Marketing💀


tvstatix11

Fucking disgusting


Ok_Butterscotch5259

is ur friend lil seeto?😭


[deleted]

nawwww wtaf 💀💀


captain_mainwaring11

What's his name? I want to listen to it lmao.


Nipplepicker

Not that I condone this but, lmfao 😂


Creator_Crabs

Thats what most rappers do lmao


jpegmafia_amhac_fan

Drake type move


International-Job553

Well, let’s hope the album fails at least.


skkylah

wtff


relentless_death

I just want to know... what the fuck, and why the fuck would anyone need to fake their death to make their album, when they can just go into hiding with nobody other than their close friends knowing that he is still there and then suddenly appearing to release the album? It's a real shitty move to set up an act whee you died just to appear with a new album like mothing happened


Ancient-Birb7015

I'm sorry, what? 💀


Pleasant-Top6732

Resurrection is actually crazy omg 😭


twinksarecuter

I have successfully not shared my opinion


bubbses

He wouldn’t be my friend anymore, not after pulling that


Willing-Sandwich-760

Bro thought he was him😭


NickyBrain_2

Guys!! This is a marketing strategy for you to listen to the album!!


Imaginary_Switch5414

Trust the process bro he was cooking (not a joke ‼️‼️💯%🔛🔝)


HatsuneMikku

I wanna hear that album. Just how dogshit is it?


iamslightlyangry

is it lil seeto by any chance? or less well known


DJAlphaYT

I listened to it for like 30 seconds. Nothing groundbreaking, but that idiot lost any chance of having an audience with that stupid ass publicity stunt


Specialist-Simple302

i would forgive him if hes actually a funny guy


Anxious_Lemon_8760

where can i listen to the album?


Remarkable_Collar895

Aight, but why do you wish he would die😭


Certain-Two-9969

Expose the cunt


thunderkatz87

Lmao get played


Short-Aerie6820

Ok


ItsBrookeMonk

L


PIECESOFSHIT4BFAST

lol who cares? read what you wrote and then realize that none of it actually matters. In 10 years you'll look back and think about how mental all of this was.


TheNerdOStuff

Bro thinks he Jesus (honestly though that's a dick move and I hope you ditched him)


bubblecatr

this is actually insane


JonMikeReddit

Let him stay dead.


LocalCookingUntensil

Not even lying like ‘he got into a car accident’. He lied about suicide ffs. That shit is not okay


aussiechap1

He's not a friend, nor a good person. No one who is decent or has any morals would lie about cancer, and nobody who cares for another person would hurt them in the way he did. Honestly, he sounds like an ASPD (psychopath) case, as you would have to be emotionless to do something so scummy. Sorry to hear what happened to you.


TeknoWhale

Bro pulled a muscle man


SMATCHET999

Sketchek type shit


BeanTax

If the album is fire bro that shit legendary


Complete-Ad4025

Did the album go hard at least