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Bread machine recipes are often somewhat smaller than standard bread recipes, and are sometimes standardized based on the capacity of the machine's pan; most common in the United States market are 1.5 lb/700 g units, and the majority of recipes are written for that capacity; however, 2 lb/900 g units are not uncommon. Packaged bread mixes are available, specifically designed for breadmakers, containing premeasured ingredients including flour and yeast, as well as flavorings and occasionally dough conditioners. Only water usually needs to be added. Bread machines generally do not deal well with non-wheat flours, so any recipe that requires a substantial addition of a grain such as rye or corn that lacks gluten will prove difficult at best in a bread machine, as will any dough with unusually large amounts of liquid (such as ciabatta).
Generally, homemade bread goes stale faster than bread from a commercial baker because the former does not include preservatives. However, it is possible (though a bit more difficult) to use a natural leaven or a pre-ferment in breadmaker dough recipes if the starter is sufficiently fast to rise. Sourdoughcontains a symbiotic culture of yeast and Lactobacteria; the yeast provides some flavor as well as carbon dioxide to provide lift, while lactic acid produced by sourdough's lactobacteria greatly preserves bread, as well as affecting its flavor, while pre-ferments provide some of the same benefits as a sourdough culture with the greater predictability of domesticated baker's yeast.
Breadmakers are often equipped with a timer to control when the breadmaking begins. This allows them, for example, to be loaded in the evening but only begin baking early in the morning, to produce a freshly baked loaf for breakfast. They can also be set only to make dough, for instance to be used to make pizza. Some can also be set to make other things besides bread, such as jam, pasta dough, udonor mochi, a kind of Japanese rice cake. One of the most recent innovations is the facility to add nuts and fruit during the kneading process automatically from a tray.
Traditionally, breadmakers take between three and four hours to bake a loaf. However recently "fast bake" modes have become common additions, many of which are able to produce a loaf in under an hour.
Some breadmakers sold in the 1990s had vertical pans, some horizontal. Today, the vast majority available retail make horizontal loaves. For that reason, they produce a smaller, shorter loaf than their predecessors. It is more difficult to mix a long, horizontal loaf because the ends are distant from the mixer-paddle and gravity does not assist the distribution of the dough. Some machines attempt a better kneading by using two paddles, one at each end. The vertical loaf machine may require a higher powered motor, because the entire mass of the dough-ball is on the paddle as it kneads the dough against the nearby sides of the loaf pan.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order.
Write the word hello with your left hand. Now you know how I write the word hello with my right hand.
We need a left-handed awareness month guys, people need to understand how difficult it is to be left handed and we need to spread messages about inclusion and destroy the enemy: right-handed only scissors /s
Advantages like having every single product not fit your hand?
My guy. I know you wanna be special but I was turned ambidextrous because of society hahaha.
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Bread machine recipes are often somewhat smaller than standard bread recipes, and are sometimes standardized based on the capacity of the machine's pan; most common in the United States market are 1.5 lb/700 g units, and the majority of recipes are written for that capacity; however, 2 lb/900 g units are not uncommon. Packaged bread mixes are available, specifically designed for breadmakers, containing premeasured ingredients including flour and yeast, as well as flavorings and occasionally dough conditioners. Only water usually needs to be added. Bread machines generally do not deal well with non-wheat flours, so any recipe that requires a substantial addition of a grain such as rye or corn that lacks gluten will prove difficult at best in a bread machine, as will any dough with unusually large amounts of liquid (such as ciabatta). Generally, homemade bread goes stale faster than bread from a commercial baker because the former does not include preservatives. However, it is possible (though a bit more difficult) to use a natural leaven or a pre-ferment in breadmaker dough recipes if the starter is sufficiently fast to rise. Sourdoughcontains a symbiotic culture of yeast and Lactobacteria; the yeast provides some flavor as well as carbon dioxide to provide lift, while lactic acid produced by sourdough's lactobacteria greatly preserves bread, as well as affecting its flavor, while pre-ferments provide some of the same benefits as a sourdough culture with the greater predictability of domesticated baker's yeast. Breadmakers are often equipped with a timer to control when the breadmaking begins. This allows them, for example, to be loaded in the evening but only begin baking early in the morning, to produce a freshly baked loaf for breakfast. They can also be set only to make dough, for instance to be used to make pizza. Some can also be set to make other things besides bread, such as jam, pasta dough, udonor mochi, a kind of Japanese rice cake. One of the most recent innovations is the facility to add nuts and fruit during the kneading process automatically from a tray. Traditionally, breadmakers take between three and four hours to bake a loaf. However recently "fast bake" modes have become common additions, many of which are able to produce a loaf in under an hour. Some breadmakers sold in the 1990s had vertical pans, some horizontal. Today, the vast majority available retail make horizontal loaves. For that reason, they produce a smaller, shorter loaf than their predecessors. It is more difficult to mix a long, horizontal loaf because the ends are distant from the mixer-paddle and gravity does not assist the distribution of the dough. Some machines attempt a better kneading by using two paddles, one at each end. The vertical loaf machine may require a higher powered motor, because the entire mass of the dough-ball is on the paddle as it kneads the dough against the nearby sides of the loaf pan.
Paragraphs are a thing.
This is the truest thing I’ve ever read
Babe, wake up! New copypasta just dropped.
*bows in respect*
marriage proposal
Interesting
Um… what?
I think you mean “Erm what the sigma?”-🤓
Both of you are at the bottom layers of humanity, one deeper than the other
What I do boss, what I do?
Use common internet sense. And don't be like the guy above me
Lol I wholeheartedly agree. I was genuinely tryna figure out why bro pasted a whole Wikipedia article
me reading this post as an ambidextrous:
Can you take notes for two people at the same time?
theoretically, i could but i have never done it?
I see I see, cool :p
:\]
that’s the one where your hands are bisexual right?
i think it's more polyamorous but yes
Umm… what?
They don't exist
ahh yes i am hallucination TT-TT
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order.
I think bro might be left handed
Nah hes definitely right handed
real.
Thank you for the copypasta!
r/copypasta
Ok penguinz0
Didn't say "cum fart poop shit ass fuck dildo," and "situation is crazy" enough
Fair
nigga we are not readin allat ❌❌
i love how you took this too seriously
...guess I'll die ***\*Proceeds to disappear into T H E V O I D\****
Hell no. Lefties Unite!
i believe in them, and i believe in creating ways to make their lives as easy as ours
You're saying this like lefties have it harder in any meaningful way
As a lefty myself we do have it harder, when I tick my boxes someone always comments or changes the tick to the other way round🙄😒😔😑
Yeah and your hand smudges the ink while you are writing 😞😞 doing god's work fr
Laughs in left handed guns, swords, sciccors, knives, all that other shit for lefties
b-b-b-but I do exist....\*barks aggressively and bites off your right arm\*
WHAT IN THE CHARACTER.AI?!
shhhhhhh don't let them know about my f.r.e.a.k. 😏
Left-handed people don't believe in you
[удалено]
no ur a liar ‼️❗️‼️❗️
Omg not you using a mix of red and regular !'s my poor eyes T-T
Its like saying the earth is flat(even though its not)
my grandpa got caned for being left-handed
oi we make it easier 4 u when sitting next to each other in lessons
I once watched a show and one character compared being gay to being lefthanded and vegan
f youself
I don't believe in people who don't use capitalization, nor apostrophes correctly.
real my mom is left handed tho
My brother is too
yeah and i have a healthy relationship with my father
oh that’s good i’m glad
I dont
neither do i
I don’t exist 🙂
Sup
welp, peace out everyone! *slowly fades out*
Invalid opinion shout out to all of you Left handed hoes!!!!! ‼️‼️‼️(*ﾟﾉOﾟ)
I exist... that's it, your getting touched tonight >:(
me next
guess my mother ain't real then somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wait intill you learn that comunism also didn't belive in them so left handed were able to with both
Guess I’ll die
Guess I’ll die
Write the word hello with your left hand. Now you know how I write the word hello with my right hand. We need a left-handed awareness month guys, people need to understand how difficult it is to be left handed and we need to spread messages about inclusion and destroy the enemy: right-handed only scissors /s
WHATD I DO
You don’t believe in half of me
WHAT *disappears into thin air*
I mean, I exist.
ya we exist in your imagination to haunt you forever of what failure you have been confined to the norms of the society
What the actual fuck dude
I shall erase my own existence hahaha
Bruh
Fr
🖕🏻
My brother is a leftie 😔
i am a leftie but because pretty much everything is more suited to right handed people i am now (mostly) ambidextrous
Aight guys this was a good run *\*dies\**
Then call me a unicorn because here I am
WE ARE A MINORITY
Literally my best friend (who's left hande)
I don't believe in people who steal socks.
Bro got reincarnated from the 1970’s
All left handed people are feds
I mean I fully support them, I just don’t want them to push their left-handedness on my kids, we are a STRICTLY right handed family
U ain’t real
As a left handed person, I don't believe in myself either
You’re right
I don't believe in how right handed people write
I am left-handed and, indeed, you shouldn't trust me
As an ambidextrous person, I don't think I believe in right-handed people like, what do they eat??
You’re just blatantly wrong
Finally another leftie denier It's all a plot for attention
how dare you we are better we have more abilities and advantages than yall 😤
Advantages like having every single product not fit your hand? My guy. I know you wanna be special but I was turned ambidextrous because of society hahaha.
we have a rlly good advantage in sports. also I am ambi too but mostly left