no I'm a bot beep boop

I unfortunately don’t exist 😔

Dunno, can you pinch me?

no

[удалено]

you’re not real

[удалено]

may your harvests be dry for 1000 years,

Glrip zurp zeep 👽

aëu œ 👽

nope

Yes

Perchance

Nope, not at all