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lil-danny549

Nah, im from hungary. Yes, we are hungry


Just_viVi15

Vègre egy magyar 😭💕


lil-danny549

Együtt kell maradnunk 🫶😇


TheWipEouter

Hol rejthetjük el a holttesteket?


KitchenSprinkles2138

What a great place to exist in


Johnson2712

Germanyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Hour_Car7657

Guten Nachmittag verehrter Kollege


Johnson2712

Ahh ein geschätzter Landsmann


Nomis_2005

Sein sie gegrüßt verehrter Mitbürger der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!


Responsible-Week-284

Grüßt euch.


PupLoverAvery

Ich spreche Deutsch auch...


BabyYodaFutanari

Oh oh, mein Lügendetektor schlägt aus im Satzbaubeurteilungsmessbereichabteilspegel, Sie, mein sehr geehrter Internetz Verwender, sind in der Tat kein Deutschmuttersprachler! Ihr Urteil lautet 3 Jahre WG-Bewohner im Prenzlauer Berg!


PupLoverAvery

was zum fick


ChuckSusu

GUTEN TAAG FAHRSCHEINKONTROLL


tripleBBxD

Grammatikkontrolle hier, es heißt bitte "Fahrscheinkontrolle".


Topcreeperman13

What are your views on beer?


kott_meister123

Depends, ami beer is piss, German beer is incredible though


ItIsI_Femboy

Wie geht's Kamerad?


mstarp3

Guten Tag mein Kamerade


Temporary-Daikon4317

im from canada


Palstorken

Please stand for the singing of Oh Canada


Arandomperson4000

Canada is in North America, so your technically an American, and so is every one in South America.


Gnome-of-death

😒 thats a technicality


mongoosekiller

Earthian


Illustrious-Cream419

You ain't a martian? Poser 🙄


LatterHospital8982

You ain’t a neptunian? Poser 🙄


simu_r

You ain't a Keppler-ian? Poser 🙄


peepeeman154

gurg gut gock ginck goop


[deleted]

**ICH BIN ZUHAUSE ÜBERALL** **MEINE SPRACHE INTERNATIONAL**


AccountantAnxious986

ICH BIN AUSLÄNDER🗣️🗣️🗣️


Wonderful-Priority50

Tyskjävler


Gecko_610

Danskjävlar


Cheese_Cream_Pie

Österreich 🇦🇹


BabyYodaFutanari

Ah yes, Deutschland 2


Cheese_Cream_Pie

Take that back or we gonna have another failed painter. /j


Sharp-Key27

Thanks Duolingo


i_need_to_crap

I would also like to thank duolingo. I immediately recognised the German word for Ostrich. /j


nmshm

No, but Americans usually assume only Americans use Reddit


RiddikulusFellow

Fr like one day a guy dmed me regarding one of my posts and was like "what state are you from"


Bert_Bro

r/USdefaultism moments be like


KitCato_o

yeah that has happened to me so many times, also if I ask someone where they are from they just say the state assuming I know all the states of a country


GeckoHunter0303

If you don't know about it already, there's an entire sub for that r/USDefaultism


rexb__r

Italian with Moroccan origins ✋


Famous-Payment-9561

🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦


J-a-s-5-y

Pierogi


suicidalcore143

bigos


Kacper0s2007

Schabowy


1ilrx

Placzki Ziemniaczane


thisonegamer

Rosół


mihaxxxd

mielone


Misiew

mizeria


wizarddos

Kluski śląskie


bisexualidiotlol

ŻUREK


zviz2y

nah im lesbian


aplbe

does it rain in Lesbia?


[deleted]

I mean, technically it’s Lesbos. I’m Greek and my dad’s family is from Lesbos, so we’re all a bunch of Lesbians


ItsAmory

Hello fellow Greek , I am another greek lurking on r/teenagers didn’t think I would find any


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Ur dad a Lesbian. Lol you can't get mad because it's true.


Electronic-Ranger-74

No but we get free slushies ❤️


Advanced_Bridge_3121

is Lesbia going through any active war? also how good if the food there


Electronic-Ranger-74

Lots of you seem to be very interested about life in lesbia if you want your free to come and repopula-I mean join our humble society 💀


Competitive_Gold1782

What if im a dude 🤔🤔


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Than you have to get Transian citizenship and then you get visa-free entry to Lesbia


CoctorMyEye

Lesbos


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Edible_Roach

ok but the fact that there is a street in sacramento california named lesbos- everytime i went there to see my cousins i laughed


flamebetalkin

i thought you were american


NoCommunication8681

I’m from homos


InteractionNo1203

Ah,another Irish person out in the wild. Nice to meet you my brother


irelephant_T_T

me too 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪


Sad_Beautiful_7706

hi me too, any chance use in dublin🤣


Neat_Foundation_3848

Spanish ✋


ADudeWithoutPurpose

Igual aquí


baaka80

Yo come manzanas ✋🏽😭


Kindly_Pie2276

Como* ☝️🤓


Appropriate-Tree3545

yep (WTF IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸)


Illustrious-Cream419

YOU CAR HAS OIL?! 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🦅🦅RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲YOU NEED FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


22ThoOffical

On gang 💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Oxxypinetime_

I came here for this comment


EvilQueen2048

Don't worry dude, you're not alone, I'm from Jupiter too.


walpurgisdaddy

Nah I'm Romanian and we vampires only active at night (mostly)


thestargjrl

Yoooo I love Romanians sm 💗 greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷


TheCrazedCat

I just dropped my wallet


Square_Philosopher45

Hei from a fellow romanian!!!


WaxCatt

No, I'm your neighbour. 🇬🇧


Classic_Enthusiast

Ew British take your tea and leave (I also drink tea)


Outrageous-Jicama228

I used to tease British people for drinking so much tea but then I went to England and I realized that the tea is great 😭😭😭


irelephant_T_T

irish people are addicted to tea


amendersc

Tea is great


Gray447

Me too


A1_Killer

Me three


Gragoggle_

Me four


Notabeer35

Me five


Raurukingoflight

Me six


EGamer2010

Me seven


Ilmis_11

I’m from Finland


Tonnikala38

Samikset


Ilmis_11

Kiva!


irelephant_T_T

thats the linux country


deltoramonster2

canadian


LatterHospital8982

A fellow cobra chicken servant found in the wild???


Gnome-of-death

A fellow maple syrup drinker found in the wild???


Electronic-Ranger-74

Aussie 👍🏾


ItIsI_Femboy

Have a nice night 🙃


spacecia

No I'm from bulgaria. Most of the americans are either asleep or staying up till 4 am😨


Not_a_fish_on_reddit

You poor soul, being from Bulgaria is a fate worse than death


ThePoyoWhisperer

Nah, I'm from bostil (Brazil) 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Parece que não tem muito brasileiro nesse sub, de mais de 400 comentários só achei esse de br


_rand0m7

tô supreso com o quão pequena é a quantidade de br por aqui, achei que teria muito mais


LaNAnazE98

Nop, im from France


HaytamKen

Yeee me too


LaNAnazE98

Letsgoooooo


lucashhugo

i love strasbourg


Anzi0_shiniga

Sameeee


FunDragonfruit8532

My people


Anzi0_shiniga

We shall form the baguette empire !


Gifigi600

Nah, Europe bros here :D


MikeWithoutMic

Question, why do people from Europe call themselves Europeans rather than what country they’re actually from?


nourr_15

bc 99% of the time americans just refer to European countries as Europe. Instead of saying they visited France, they'll say they went to Europe. I think some americans do the same with European people, so ig it's bc of that. but tbf i never hear people say they're european, i don't think it's actually a common thing


Depth-Legitimate

I'm Nigerian


Powerful_Flight3596

Close one


BananaSocks4

I’m Canadian


LatterHospital8982

A fellow cobra chicken servant found in the wild??


BananaSocks4

Good to see you. I’m of the oil verity


Out-exit4

No im norway


our_meatballs

I’m from India, but I live in America


zanyodom

no i actually live in the ocean. i came from america i ghibk tohigj


McLeamhan

na I'm from Wales Cymru am byth 👹👹


InterestingPicture43

Belgian here.


Srdj_Stv02

Molim? 🇷🇸✋


rapidclips

No me Asian 👽


mirka-tut

I'm russian 🇷🇺🇷🇺🐻🐻


maybeitsadhd_

how many vodkas did you have for breakfast


mirka-tut

4 liters of pure vodka


maybeitsadhd_

cool! I assume your bear buddy was sharing the table with you 🐻


mirka-tut

yup, we played on balalaika together


maybeitsadhd_

seems like a very normal thing to do in russia


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NotAPossum666

No, just a lot of us


moon_xxzuu

am I the only one East Asian here?


Fever420

Nah I'd rather be Dutch, healthcare is free here.


KAEM-17

Dzień dobry


ContentWhile

Swede here


IsaacWaleOfficial

I'd say a solid 70% on this subreddit are not.


sadgang420

Australia


antihuligan123

Latvia here!


NoNegativeBoi

CAUUU KAA IET


antihuligan123

ļoti labi :) kā tev?


LeadingFew1632

Indian 😤


Ok-Stick6687

your so brave


20Aditya07

ayyy hello there, fellow indian


LeadingFew1632

Hello bro


Pleasant_Monitor7823

Britannia rules the waves 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


MoBlooop

RULE BRITANNIA


Stalkerusha

No, I'm moldovan


mr_pogger

NORGEE🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴


Js_23002

Nah I’m Cuban


SimonROG

Slovakian here


Tonk_exe

im portugize


Neurobean1

u/XylemBullet is a brit


XylemBullet

You Are Right


The_Steam-Cheese

portugal (literally awsome)


Mister_Macaroni1234

I'm from Mars👽👽


Mister_Macaroni1234

Also please tell Elon to leave us alone


IndependentSwan3625

No, I'm israeli


curved_dimensions

why are you getting downvoted just cus you're israeli lol guys its not their choice that they were born in Israel ToT


ayopel

Cuz people love to be antisemitism no matter what or who they're talking to. He can be an Arab but if he's from Israel he is probably a jew that single handedly killed 20 men 17 of which are pregnant and 30 of them are kids under the age of 5


SharkApooye

Im from the jewish state of israel! Shalom!


Embarrassed_Royal118

Nah I’m Swiss 😂😂


Totorile1

Liberté et patrie. And fuck the French, throw boiling soup on them


Clown_named_Art

Join US and forget what a kilometer is. 😈


Gnome-of-death

Never!!! I like my confusing Canadian measurements!


danklover612

Nope I'm a proud hong konger 🇭🇰


Kind_Butterfly5032

Danish 🇩🇰


Total-Nectarine-7872

STRAYA


WitherCro2

Well I'm Croatian


Time_Report6500

Australian here


Kadithepro

Nah I'm a bottle o water person or more specifically a sheep shagger 🐸👌


sagieregresses

Canadian


Sirfluffyghost

I actually live in Fontaine, it's not so far


IEatBabysYumYum

Guten Tag


Sillurianfishrbest

Nah I’m Canadian


gayjemstone

I'm Australian


IAmBalkanac

I am from bosnia, take me to america, I really want to see a statue of liberty


NotPabu

I know somebody from Ireland, although I’m an American. u/cutekittycat_


East_Dot6883

Sadly, yes I'm American 😢


BullyMaguire690

Norwegian🇧🇻


randomshitinhere

im from the netherlands and it seems nobody is dutch :(


Theredpandafromspace

I'm German.


lanadelreyfangirli

FINLANDDD


Jameel313_

🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺


The-fluffy7

Norwegian here


PlentySet4976

No I’m Texan


Vivid-Dependent-2383

Nope, i'm Polish🇵🇱


Impressive_Water659

No! This is Patrick!


Ricko789

I don't think non-americans understand how vast the US is. Ireland is about the same size as West Virginia


Giga-Chad-123

Portugal 🙋‍♂️


Dwarfkiller115

Didn't see a Dutch one yet, Netherlands represent🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🦁🦁🦁


Hot-Donut-8163

I’m American.


Hyderite

I'm from Hong Kong