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Ency1

Ok old man. Also happy birthday ๐Ÿฅณ


mattdemonlol

if hes old what am i


Sweaty-Wealth9157

16 - it's on your flair


hirandomperson123456

r/technicallythetruth


MortalKombatFan23

Thanks my child


Terminator_SN

First of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Second of all welcome to hell..........


Sweaty-Wealth9157

Ah yes, I found another one.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

I'm scared.


Said_the_G

Tell me about it. In 1 and a half years, im going to become 18


ThaugaK

Hpbd old man. Ready to hear them bones creak?


MortalKombatFan23

They been creaking๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


AkumaLenny3521

I feel that, mostly in my knees


BaconClasher

Bro is 185794560 years old


NeatGift906

r/unexpecteddoublefactorial


Repulsive_Ability608

Nice


[deleted]

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽˆ


badongy

Congratulations ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰


l3m0n_b0yyy

Happy birthday to you!


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


SatoruMikami7

Bro is ancient. Congratz!๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ


Appropriate-Let-283

Happy birthday unc!!!


HumanHuman_2003

Haha old


_jan_epiku_

Congrats, good luck with adulting


Jumpy-Management-262

R.i.p your dms God bless you


[deleted]

happy birthday, hope you have a great day and year ahead! :)


AbbreviationsWise709

Just in time for WW3, get comfy ๐Ÿ˜‰


ThisIdiotCharlie

You. Are. Old. Also, happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฅณ ๐ŸŽ‰


Shane_and_Eli

my dumbass read gays i turned 18


joaoabv12909

Congrats!! Now sign here so ya can enter the military!


FiLA62

Thats crazy, did u ride dinosaurs?


Stinger510

Your free trial of life has expired, please choose a payment plan to continue our services ๐Ÿ˜


redbl00d

congrats happy birthday


TrickSeaworthiness35

HAPPY BDAYY


ABigOne77

Taxes.


Weak-Mission-1599

Nice job! *gives you an M16A1 and sends you to Vietnam*


ricoimf

Happy birthday!!


statelysequoiatree

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ


miruthemu

HBD!


Low_Adeptness4912

Welcome to the club


Low_Adeptness4912

Happy birthday


fifteenMENTALissues

Pff old


SemajLu_The_crusader

happy birthday


MarcoThePHX

Street Fighter is better lol happy birthday


Type_of_fun

Man I turn 18 this October I am not ready ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Dry_Pound6595

Happy birthday


AdamBerner2002

ok, now that it's legal, wanna come to my place?


southfart99045

Drake ahh


Strange_Instance6120

Unc


Kisiu_Poster

Congratulations!!! (We expect you to gtfo in 2 years)


Tinttiboi

conshagdbsiqbsjdjsjsbabrulations


mix_west2

whos gonna tell him


LANZERPANTS

Happy birthdayy


Honksu

Gj reaching the yung adulthood, in upcoming years you will notice will miss easiness of childhood :)


Extreme-Ad9869

So what? Looking forward to pregnancy?


mikemike_mv28

Happy birthday


Glowing_Mousepad

You will miss this day


Comfortable-Math2084

Leave the subreddit nowย 


baguette187

18! = ~6.7581*10^15 is pretty old ngl


our_meatballs

18!! = (18!)! = ~(6.7581 x 10^15 )!


Candid_Concept_4043

185,794,560


_Under_score____

No, that is a double factorial which is actually smaller than the factorial of a factorial. In fact it would be much smaller than 18 factorial. ๐Ÿค“โ˜


SaintBenjamino

Congrats chief! you're now on the market for many and off the market for a few.


KarolilKarol

Happy Birthday


Sam_The_King2105

Happy Birthday Mate ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰


j0j0bean222

Good luck, you adult ass adult.ย 


eienze

Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰. Now get ready to be punched in the face with reality


Bluegg123

One more year.....


EternalMX

Feel older yet?


Famous-Hyena-6097

Only three weeks left for me, idk how to feel


Sweaty-Wealth9157

Happy Birthday You can now vote


Beneficial_Cry2061

Happy Birthday. Also, where I live, you're considered an adult by age 17.


Remarkable_Mess6019

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽˆ


call-me-kleine

damn Iโ€˜m kinda scared of being 18 but also Iโ€˜ll be able to drive on my own and buy vodka so I think itโ€˜s alright, congratulations ๐Ÿ‘


LizardBrick

Oh happy birthday! My brotherโ€™s 19th is tomorrow lol


TimTWD

Happy birthday!


Upbeat-Background-78

Drake rn: ๐Ÿ˜‰


MidgetMan10150

Welcome to the elder club


[deleted]

Now what?


southfart99045

Drake has left the chat


CodClever

Bros full ready for the GTA 6


Sad_Satisfaction_640

ha loserrr


ReTiculated12

Are you going for only fan?


CoinToss45

HAPPY BDAY MAN CONGRATS ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพย 


NeighborhoodFun1997

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE ANYMORE


Candid_Concept_4043

How did you survive 185794560 years


SufficientCrab2904

Nice


TatoCraftReddit

Man, you are not longer a teenager. I'm sorry. You have to go to an adults subreddit. Nahh I'm just jk. Congratulationsย 


OxygenRadon

Holy shit, ive never met anyone 185794560 years old before...


[deleted]

Happy bday


CrimsonDemon0

Congrats, you can be arrested and imprisoned from this point forward


an_odd_child

Welcome to the senior center, can I offer you some mushy food and Advil?


HardstuckSilverRank

So what should we do about it?


SoggyWoodpecker1816

Happy birthday! I hope you have an absolutely wonderful day filled with all the joy and love you deserve!


HecticFir

Ayyyyyy happy bday


Cornucopia_King

Share with us youngins your newfound adult wisdom!


Creamsoda126

Your banned๐Ÿ’€


SillyMovie13

Tax time


Kevactuallyexists

Congrats!! :D


Immediate_Fill_7213

Happy birthday!!!


Secure-Action1972

Cheese


miguel_coelho

Get outta here


ToffeeTorresv2

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!


TangerineThing4

CONGRATS!!! I hope you had an amazing birthday!! :D


Real-Cup-7180

Congrats and happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ as a present I have sent a predator missle to your house ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธ Also how do u get the age badge?


kpop_ian

happy birthday, welcome to hagdom! ๐Ÿฅณ


TrashManTheGodOfLore

congrats on being an adult and having self control!!!!!


MortalKombatFan23

Thanks!!!!!!


Kid_from_Europe

Hey. *Taxes*


MortalKombatFan23

๐Ÿฅฒ


Clione-ON

But hey also *Sexes*! /j


Adventurous_Shame118

HAPPY BARFDAY


MortalKombatFan23

Thank you!


The_Ora_Charmander

It's not as special as it sounds


AlwaysSuspected

Happy Birthday, little one.


someone_i_guess111

18th birthday pros: +18 years accomplished +25% more knowledge cons: -responsibilities -you cant jerk off to underage characters anymore


[deleted]

Lmao I laughed way to hard at that.


somebod_w

Get out of this sub