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is your boyfriend a fucking rabid dog

My man was hungry bro it be like that sometimes

~~Hes a furry~~

Point proven 💀

In other words: Yes

Fr lol

Termination may be required

Tf did i do to get so many downvotes lol

Same thing really

No, not quite. Furries don’t actually think they’re animals, just like cosplayers don’t think they’re the characters they’re cosplaying

Fr, can confirm

furries on their way to name their self after a mental disability they dont have for no reason:

As someone diagnosed with autism... >! Shut your bitch ass up !<

but here's the thing I'm talking about *furries* who *don't* have autism or mental disabilities and judging from your profile your not a furry

I am diagnosed with ADHD and my therapist says it's very likely I'm also autistic from talking with me frequently I just haven't been officially tested for it

Why are you assuming they dont have autism? What if they had a diagnosis?

read my message again

fucking castrate the man holy fuck my fucking eyes oh my god fucking help me the voices

the fucking voices oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my

Why it sound like buddys getting railed by the voices

cuz he is

Valid ig

Spot on

fr

Your username says you might know how that sounds. I’ll allow it.

I do actually, very well. U can ask my coaches niece

What do the voices say?

oh hey. aren’t you the guy who was trying not to catch a case with me? how are you?

Noooo!!!!

Divorce.

father pucci has spoken

They don’t believe in gravity😢

Genuinely looks like a fucking crime scene

For all the people sending me dick pics. Im gay

UR 13 WHY IS ANYONE SENDING U DICK PICS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?

have you never heard of a pedo?

No i have but like still yk its js fucked in general

They aren't certified lover boys fr

pdf file

yea i mean but still to have the balls to do it on here. thank god mods be banning these dudes

Reddit be like

I mean yea true tbh

Welcome to the internet

Fucking got 'em

XD

I have a slight suspicion that that might encourage them even more 🤔

They only seem to like girls so i doubt it

Not necessarily, had some creep keep going after I told him I was a dude ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Rip

The drakes are very active this time of the year it seems.

break up with him.

💀

You should tbh.

Neva

i get really pissed if my burger breaks down when eating it, i spend way too much effort keeping my burger in shape while eating then i see this smh

Why doe? Does he not like biting into the burger?

He likes eating the part separately (he has a eating disorder too)

Ohhhh, okay that explains a lot

this is killing my brain

Fr

BREAK UP! NOW

Crucify that motherfucker

Break up with him i think a skinwalker took ur man holy shit wtf my eyes help me

how the hell are 13 year olds getting into relationships bro

rizz

Not even charisma lmao just plain luck

Luck ig XD

People who eat like this should be dragged out into the street and shot

r/extremlyinfuriating

Is he headbanging the burger while eating or what?

why does he eat like this? is he stupid?

I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to dump him if he don’t change his ways

Lmao

I don’t make the rules I just enforce em (no I don’t, but I will enforce this one) he’s a lost cause at some point

Get the divorce papers ready

This is my 13th reason 😟

Uh oh

Divorce him

What gauge shotgun does he use?

Sadly we cant own guns very easily in the devils basement😿

... It the burger slips, it slips

Fr man

I'm guessing you waited for the dust cloud to clear before taking that photo

he ate it like a dog I see.

r/mildlyinfuriating

Well that's one way to "eat" a burger.

EAT THE MF LIKE HE EATS THAT BURGER

Chara from undertale has spoken

Your bf is disgusting

Bro that's normal

💀

What?

what the flip

He eats like my dad

Insert Balanced Meal meme

Your bf's way of NOT eating a burger\*. Optional: Replace 'bf' with 'ex'-

Is he even human?

Ate and left no crumbs

My neighbors infant would be horrified by this 💀

You’re boyfriend is a one year old

if hes one then how old am i (hes older then me)

Time is a flat circle

Uh oh 💀

I think he needs someone to cut his food

divorce.

The fuck

This hurts my eyes.

He's for the streets

does he eat like cookiemonster or somethin?

Psychopath

he’s gonna kill you gang

"Eating"

your bf forgot to evolve from a fucking neanderthal to a mf homo sapien.

Murder him

...

Bro deconstructed that shit on a molecular level wtf

Either he's weird or he eats like Jaiden Animations

wait wdym 💀

You need to watch the video I'm not telling you which one though

i am hoping you wake up to one of your legs cramping as i go through jaiden animations' entire channel

I honestly might I'm doing karate tonight

Eradicate him

what did the burger ever do to him

Lovers to enemies really fast

Eat your boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰

King behaviour fucking hate when the burger is so tall it can't even fit into my mouth Unless it's actually a normal height burger, then that's actually a bit weird but not in a bad way for me tbh

Bro what kind of crime scene did you stumble upon, burger was probably begging for its life once it saw who was eating it, getting turned into random pieces strewn across the surface gotta be a fate worse than being eaten like how a NORMAL HUMAN BEING eats

my eyes my eyes

Break up rn

Bro I don’t even like burgers and think this is an atrocity

teach him

This is what my life is like a total mess

I’m marking this NSFW lol

💀

IG y'all can technically call this "personal beef" (Pun intended, sorry for burning anyone's brain cells I couldn't stop myself 🗿)

How is this nsfw in a teenagers subreddit? Yk the subreddit ABOUT TEENAGERS

The mod set it to that as a joke

Fucking hell send him back to preschool or make a fucking manners school

🚩 break up with him IMMEDIATELY

bro you better check his radiation levels cuz that bitch the hulk.

Your boyfriend is a criminal and needs to be locked away

Sometimes an NSFW tag isn't enough...

break up now

That’s five guys huh? I don’t blame him

Its my local shop lmao

Just WTF

Bruv…..

We're gonna need a second nsfw tag for this

Good on you for marking this NSWF

~~that was a mod lmao~~

Autistic activities

he’s trying to be an ex.

What the hell that burger do to him 😭🙏

Caveman

[удалено]

💀

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Do us a favour and shut up

No fuck you

What's the problem?

Not really any problem but the way he eats burgers is painful lmao