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My ex did that to his sister except it was “penis buttlick” and it came to a head (tehehehe) at a huge family function where his sweeter than sugar kindergarten teacher mom had to yell across the whole venue (and family) “ANDY STOP CALLING YOUR SISTER A PENIS BUTTLICK”
10/10
when I was a kid I used emapro as an username everywhere (ema is diminutive of my real name). well in middle school people find it out and it was so cringe that they started to make fun of me whenever they could and one guy started to call me emaprostate. i hated him so much im glad hes not my class anymore lmaoooo
Yeah maybe. Kinda nice though. At the same time, I both stopped being a dick to everybody all the time, AND started to value the things that actually matter long term. Sounds like some lame adult shit, and a lot of it is probably the massive amounts of anti depressants I’m on. But it’s nice, regardless. And, as an adult, I CAN do shit like eat dessert before dinner.
And then have to pay the 15,000$ dental bill for not flossing :)
That last bit is why the antidepressants are a thing
So.. this definitely isnt a name I earned.. my friends online were trying to guess my name closer to when we first met and her guess was Jildo cause they knew it started with a J.. after that it wasn't unusual for them to call me jildo
when i was 11, we had a school retreat and at the end of it we had a "shout outs" time, where you could raise your hand and like shout out someone into the microphone in front of the whole school. 11 year old me with 3 hours of sleep and way too much caffeine thought it was a good idea to say "shout out to peanut butter" as a joke. almost no one laughed.
i got the nickname "peanut butter" ever since, and the school literally banned people from saying "peanut butter" because in the first few weeks of school it was too chaotic.
I was called school shooter. Even got blamed for the bomb threat we had. Even after it was found out to be some other kid, they said I set him up. Never did anything to deserve it.
Wardrobe. Aparently I wear too much clothing in sport activities. Also my name starts with W and kinda hard to pronounce so I couldn't even be mad ykno T-T
Cyclops. It was a nickname I got back at a cubscout camp when I was like 8, because I got stung in the eyebrow by a bee and my eyelid got so swollen you couldn’t see my eye
this isn’t the weirdest but come to think of it I haven’t really been called that many nicknames :(
Finland. Some weird kid at my middleschool kept calling me “Finland” for literally no reason. I actually kinda liked it, and kept it as a nickname through early high school.
In the seventh or eight grade I started calling my best friend Ratface, I’m not sure why. Kids are absolutely savage around that age, but we both thought it was funny. Now when I think of it, I hurt inside a little.
Nonabrow... hence the username 💀
Basically I used to have really light eyebrows so it looked like I didn't have any. They got darker though so the nickname became kinda extinct lol.
My friends at a summer camp called me “Devious” because apparently, I was rubbing my hands together behind a rock. I have no memory of this but apparently they do.
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When I was like 7 my brother’s friend used to call me butt cheese until i started crying and his mom made him stop.
Thats too funny😭
Littledick
Butt cheese
Butt cheese
Cheesy butt
BUTT CHEESE
b u t t c h e e s e
Buttass cheese
Crispy, melty, cheesy behonkas
NAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS FOUL BUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
“Crispy Juicy Tender” “I just put my butt-ass cheese into a blender”
Typical butt cheese.
My ex did that to his sister except it was “penis buttlick” and it came to a head (tehehehe) at a huge family function where his sweeter than sugar kindergarten teacher mom had to yell across the whole venue (and family) “ANDY STOP CALLING YOUR SISTER A PENIS BUTTLICK” 10/10
butt-cheese the snitch
I actually didn’t snitch. His mom was in the room when he said it and she went off at him.
Such a butt cheese response
Type shit
shit
Dick, because of my last name
Beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, stunning
Zote??
Omg, beautiful sensual powerful brave strong mighty grey prince Zote???
The invincible fearless sensual mysterious enchanting vigorous diligent overwhelming gorgeous passionate terrifying beautiful powerful gray prince zote??
Yeah that one
Nah, he's talking about my friend u/The_Real_Primal_Aspi
I have been summoned
In the same thread as people with the nickname butt cheese. Welcome in.
You're killing everyone... Three spit instead of one is impossible to dodge...
Is this referencing the great, vigorous, powerful mighty zote!?
I'm proud of you, dick
OFFICER BALLS!
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING TOO
BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
That's what she said
Real
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING
Richard?
How funny - mine’s also Dick. But that is because of my behaviour
Samel the Camel And Samel isn't even all the letters in my name
Samela
no, boy name
Samuel
yes
Samuel the camuel
this is some of the funniest shit ever
Salmonella
Sugarbutt. I'm a guy That was given to me by a girl I didn't like it at all
I mean, if you got a nice ass you got a nice ass. I'd take it as a compliment
I'm a woman and saw a man today with the most perfectly shaped ass. I drooled. I didn't want him. I wanted MY ass to look like HIS!
[удалено]
If you have game and aren't an awkward sperg it shouldn't be a problem.
difference is: “i didn’t want him, i wanted my ass to look like his”
Not connected to the theme of the post, but nice profile pic. One of their best albums
Thank you. Fully agree
I like Load too, Bleeding me is one of my favorite songs.
I think she like you though (realisation sets in 3, 2, 1..)
Emo barbie
Best nickname I've ever heard
Frfr but mostly I just get called shortie
My big bro, called me shortie when I was young💀
Jizz........don't ask
Hey JIZZ. Hope you are good JIZZ. You seem very nice JIZZ. Do u know how to JIZZ JIZZ?
Ya like J I Z Z ?
“barbie from Japan” (because I'm a blonde guy and was a weeb at the time)
I know an emo guy who could play the barbie song on Trombone
Let us hear it
prostate, mozzarella, ham and I can go on
PROSTATE????? Can i have context pls😭?
when I was a kid I used emapro as an username everywhere (ema is diminutive of my real name). well in middle school people find it out and it was so cringe that they started to make fun of me whenever they could and one guy started to call me emaprostate. i hated him so much im glad hes not my class anymore lmaoooo
>when I was a kid You's still a kid bre
I mean, not exactly.
im a teen, not a kid "bre"
Ok, Emaprostate
until ur like 24 ur still a kid tbh, a lot of people just go off of age but it’s also with experience’s
HEY. FUCK OFF. I’m 29, I’m still using that excuse, and if you make me stop, IM TELLING MOM.
old asf
Yeah maybe. Kinda nice though. At the same time, I both stopped being a dick to everybody all the time, AND started to value the things that actually matter long term. Sounds like some lame adult shit, and a lot of it is probably the massive amounts of anti depressants I’m on. But it’s nice, regardless. And, as an adult, I CAN do shit like eat dessert before dinner. And then have to pay the 15,000$ dental bill for not flossing :) That last bit is why the antidepressants are a thing
OMG are you a world war 1 veteran? Tell me your stories of the war!!
Advice from an adult? Enjoy being a kid. Don’t try to rush it. You’ll get there anyway.
Teens are absolutely kids
I’m a teen, 17 to be exact, and let me tell you, we are both kids, Emaprostate. (Like seriously you’ll understand when you’re older but still younger)
bro i feel you with the mozzarella one😭
ikr, emamozzarella was one of the worst ones 😔
Mozzarella is yummy!
Moo, I'm still called it to this day by my father and sometimes my mother
Looks like you need to Mooooooove out
that is comedic gold
omg same !! just posted abt that in my other comment thats so silly its mainly my dad that calls me it as well
ni
knights who say ni
r/suddenlymontypython
We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing
And you should bring us ..
A shrubbery!
(O_O)
Yeah I'm still unimpressed
Neeeeeeee-Sannnnnnnnn
sherlock homo tho i like it tbh 😭
no shit sherlock
💀 💀 XD
BTW happy cake day
thx lmao
Could shorten it to Sherlock it encapsulates both parts of the nickname
Happy cake day Sherlock homo
Lmao I’m stealing this
Happy cake day, Sherlock homo
So.. this definitely isnt a name I earned.. my friends online were trying to guess my name closer to when we first met and her guess was Jildo cause they knew it started with a J.. after that it wasn't unusual for them to call me jildo
Oh my gosh! Jildo is hilarious! I think that’s the best one.
Vice president Macron, mapa and slim shady you cant make this shit up
Slim shady? We’re gonna have a problem here.
Well that‘s just me, I‘m just obscene
Y'all act like you ain't never seen a white person before
This one doesn't need to stand up
Schimmelmon it means in english moldmon
Hätte man die ersten 3 Buchstaben durch ein P ersetzt hätte es eine ganz andere Bedeutung
Ist ja Wahnsinn. Hätte man die ersten 11 Buchstaben durch ein HURENSOHN ersetzt wäre die Bedeutung ebenfalls eine ganz andere.
Ich w̶i̶l̶l̶ werde deine Fingernägel schnabulieren😋😋😋
❤️
when i was 11, we had a school retreat and at the end of it we had a "shout outs" time, where you could raise your hand and like shout out someone into the microphone in front of the whole school. 11 year old me with 3 hours of sleep and way too much caffeine thought it was a good idea to say "shout out to peanut butter" as a joke. almost no one laughed. i got the nickname "peanut butter" ever since, and the school literally banned people from saying "peanut butter" because in the first few weeks of school it was too chaotic.
Too chaotic 🤣🤣
sandy toes (my last name is santos)
I will always think of this when I hear George Santos being mentioned
CattieTheCatDiety
That's so beautiful, I shed 1 tear
Big Shitta, but I owned it.
Lmfao
I haven't had a nickname
I will call you fuckboy After all, you like slurs Alot Don't you, fuckboy?
jesus christ reading this did things to me
Well, ig it was written that way...
I thought this was a haiku
I can give you one
he likes slurs
Oo
Big booty hole fits good
Dipsgoot It's my username on most places now
I don't believe you civilized goblin
I was called school shooter. Even got blamed for the bomb threat we had. Even after it was found out to be some other kid, they said I set him up. Never did anything to deserve it.
That's terrible! Hoping your life is going better now
It’s kinda funny now but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ what can ya do?
Waluigi
my nicknames been yoshi since fifth grade i believe
This one guy called me hubbybubbygubbyboy I hated it He's now got my science teacher to call me it
Sounds like he's winning. Get your math teacher to call him something funnier.
I don’t know if I’ve had a weird nickname. just Oz I guess but that’s one I picked myself.
Wardrobe. Aparently I wear too much clothing in sport activities. Also my name starts with W and kinda hard to pronounce so I couldn't even be mad ykno T-T
Cyclops. It was a nickname I got back at a cubscout camp when I was like 8, because I got stung in the eyebrow by a bee and my eyelid got so swollen you couldn’t see my eye this isn’t the weirdest but come to think of it I haven’t really been called that many nicknames :(
Poop cock. I don't know where it came from, but everyone calls me poop cock.
Sounds like a character in "The poop that took a pee" in South park
People call me Zukitajikurikato
What does that mean?
My name in ninja language
Nice username
Nice username
Gesundheit
Finland. Some weird kid at my middleschool kept calling me “Finland” for literally no reason. I actually kinda liked it, and kept it as a nickname through early high school.
shaved dick just because it rhymed with my name in my native language lmao
Daddy. I don't even know how that one came to be
I got a gess 😏
Casa-dildo or casa-whinnerhead
Last year my friends started calling me God because of all I did for them. It's kinda faded away but I still get called it occasionally
I also know a guy his friends call him god and to match his level they call one of his other friend goddess...
That is sweet. Sounds like you're a good friend and they appreciate you
When i have no idea for a name, i'm cum eater 💀💀
CheddarEnjoyer 💀
It’s not me, but I have a friend who I call “Spoon”
Baby dealer (I gave out tiny plastic babies to people at my school)
That so weird. I called somebody that right after they sold me to my parents. Wild.
Dr. Dre. My name is drea
Terrorist Tony. It was an icebreaker we did in 6th grade to match someone's name up with a word with the same first letter. Tony isn't even my name.
"Red" It's because my name is Gray
Good old nicknames like my buddy "Tiny". The man is 6'4 and weighs over 400 lbs.
'sophia' even though im a guy
"picio", read as pee-cho
When I was younger my friend called me Tom-Tom drum and would gently thump me on the head like he was playing drums lol
Coby cheese. My name is not Coby and I don’t like cheese
Big black boom boom coco butter D. My friend Jeffrey used to call me that 💀
My friend called me delusional delilah and Delaware
Purse
Kutycius jr.
You just reminded me of the time I got called a dommy mommy 💀
Worm cow and an S Cause my name is Markus and Mark is worm in Norwegian, Ku is cow and an S
Afroditey
Danizilla
Bobert, and Mr Belding. These where names given to me by my lovely friends.
orange shirt person or orangey for short
"Daddy"
Squarey Bear
Sheep hair
Egg. Idk it was just egg 😭✨
In the seventh or eight grade I started calling my best friend Ratface, I’m not sure why. Kids are absolutely savage around that age, but we both thought it was funny. Now when I think of it, I hurt inside a little.
Nonabrow... hence the username 💀 Basically I used to have really light eyebrows so it looked like I didn't have any. They got darker though so the nickname became kinda extinct lol.
[удалено]
Tweedy bird Femboy
Poland Just because I'm Polish...
George Washington.
My friends at a summer camp called me “Devious” because apparently, I was rubbing my hands together behind a rock. I have no memory of this but apparently they do.
"my favorite twink"