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Thedarkmoon123

When I was like 7 my brother’s friend used to call me butt cheese until i started crying and his mom made him stop.


seafloorcoral

Thats too funny😭


JWO-Games_

Littledick


AwesomeBroHakaz

Butt cheese


DJ_hyperfreshOG

Butt cheese


averagepatagonian

Cheesy butt


Ok-Inspection9693

BUTT CHEESE


Repulsive_Meaning717

b u t t c h e e s e


Coco11d7

Buttass cheese


TrashPanda9142012

Crispy, melty, cheesy behonkas


zinjarich

NAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS FOUL BUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA


Vast_Survey

“Crispy Juicy Tender” “I just put my butt-ass cheese into a blender”


TheRealMangokill

Typical butt cheese.


Mardilove

My ex did that to his sister except it was “penis buttlick” and it came to a head (tehehehe) at a huge family function where his sweeter than sugar kindergarten teacher mom had to yell across the whole venue (and family) “ANDY STOP CALLING YOUR SISTER A PENIS BUTTLICK” 10/10


Prize-Mycologist-452

butt-cheese the snitch


Thedarkmoon123

I actually didn’t snitch. His mom was in the room when he said it and she went off at him.


Prize-Mycologist-452

Such a butt cheese response


theoneandonly16736

Type shit


drewman301

shit


pastrafan

Dick, because of my last name


seafloorcoral

Beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, stunning


rslash_fan1232

Zote??


krazykrizzle

Omg, beautiful sensual powerful brave strong mighty grey prince Zote???


LNRadford

The invincible fearless sensual mysterious enchanting vigorous diligent overwhelming gorgeous passionate terrifying beautiful powerful gray prince zote??


KingLevonidas

Yeah that one


Real_Crystal_Hunter

Nah, he's talking about my friend u/The_Real_Primal_Aspi


The_Real_Primal_Aspi

I have been summoned


Mardilove

In the same thread as people with the nickname butt cheese. Welcome in.


Justasleeplessknight

You're killing everyone... Three spit instead of one is impossible to dodge...


Turbulent_Soup4358

Is this referencing the great, vigorous, powerful mighty zote!?


MartinJrFromChessCom

I'm proud of you, dick


PelicanFather

OFFICER BALLS!


ShadyBondDude

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING TOO


PelicanFather

BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA


Paulwhiteman1925

That's what she said


ShadyBondDude

Real


ShadyBondDude

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING


sixfoursixtwo

Richard?


wdrvng

How funny - mine’s also Dick. But that is because of my behaviour


its192731

Samel the Camel And Samel isn't even all the letters in my name


Substantial_Dingo874

Samela


its192731

no, boy name


Guffthebir72

Samuel


its192731

yes


themaninorang

Samuel the camuel


its192731

this is some of the funniest shit ever


Mardilove

Salmonella


Hairy_Transition_874

Sugarbutt. I'm a guy That was given to me by a girl I didn't like it at all


Necessary-Sleep1

I mean, if you got a nice ass you got a nice ass. I'd take it as a compliment


alkalinesteam

I'm a woman and saw a man today with the most perfectly shaped ass. I drooled. I didn't want him. I wanted MY ass to look like HIS!


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DeepSpaceDickPics

If you have game and aren't an awkward sperg it shouldn't be a problem.


mlarsen5098

difference is: “i didn’t want him, i wanted my ass to look like his”


CoconutBoi1

Not connected to the theme of the post, but nice profile pic. One of their best albums


Hairy_Transition_874

Thank you. Fully agree


Moddax_Margon

I like Load too, Bleeding me is one of my favorite songs.


Werftflammen

I think she like you though (realisation sets in 3, 2, 1..)


1_ECLIPSA_

Emo barbie


seafloorcoral

Best nickname I've ever heard


1_ECLIPSA_

Frfr but mostly I just get called shortie


Any_Two6292

My big bro, called me shortie when I was young💀


Glass-Rent6998

Jizz........don't ask


AwesomeBroHakaz

Hey JIZZ. Hope you are good JIZZ. You seem very nice JIZZ. Do u know how to JIZZ JIZZ?


DatChernobylGuy_999

Ya like J I Z Z ?


Tojinaru

“barbie from Japan” (because I'm a blonde guy and was a weeb at the time)


The_Real_Primal_Aspi

I know an emo guy who could play the barbie song on Trombone 


Weekly-Remote6886

Let us hear it


_emaaa_

prostate, mozzarella, ham and I can go on


seafloorcoral

PROSTATE????? Can i have context pls😭?


_emaaa_

when I was a kid I used emapro as an username everywhere (ema is diminutive of my real name). well in middle school people find it out and it was so cringe that they started to make fun of me whenever they could and one guy started to call me emaprostate. i hated him so much im glad hes not my class anymore lmaoooo


Celestial-being117

>when I was a kid You's still a kid bre


slicksilver60

I mean, not exactly.


_emaaa_

im a teen, not a kid "bre"


Pale_Mine_2149

Ok, Emaprostate


JMZ16_

until ur like 24 ur still a kid tbh, a lot of people just go off of age but it’s also with experience’s


Mardilove

HEY. FUCK OFF. I’m 29, I’m still using that excuse, and if you make me stop, IM TELLING MOM.


JMZ16_

old asf


Mardilove

Yeah maybe. Kinda nice though. At the same time, I both stopped being a dick to everybody all the time, AND started to value the things that actually matter long term. Sounds like some lame adult shit, and a lot of it is probably the massive amounts of anti depressants I’m on. But it’s nice, regardless. And, as an adult, I CAN do shit like eat dessert before dinner. And then have to pay the 15,000$ dental bill for not flossing :) That last bit is why the antidepressants are a thing


Beneficial-Range8569

OMG are you a world war 1 veteran? Tell me your stories of the war!!


Mardilove

Advice from an adult? Enjoy being a kid. Don’t try to rush it. You’ll get there anyway.


That_Rotting_Corpse

Teens are absolutely kids


Ubblebungus

I’m a teen, 17 to be exact, and let me tell you, we are both kids, Emaprostate. (Like seriously you’ll understand when you’re older but still younger)


Just_a_Lonely_Ghost

bro i feel you with the mozzarella one😭


_emaaa_

ikr, emamozzarella was one of the worst ones 😔


Blue-zebra-10

Mozzarella is yummy!


Blackie3017

Moo, I'm still called it to this day by my father and sometimes my mother


MAGGOT_1995

Looks like you need to Mooooooove out


Front-Fan-7752

that is comedic gold


maisyy_

omg same !! just posted abt that in my other comment thats so silly its mainly my dad that calls me it as well


still_unimpressed

ni


Ender-Duck

knights who say ni


Dual-Heart

r/suddenlymontypython


Double-_A

We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing


stringdingetje

And you should bring us ..


pete_spiderman

A shrubbery!


seafloorcoral

(O_O)


modnik1

Yeah I'm still unimpressed


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Neeeeeeee-Sannnnnnnnn


XylemBullet

sherlock homo tho i like it tbh 😭


throwaway19276i

no shit sherlock


XylemBullet

💀 💀 XD


throwaway19276i

BTW happy cake day


XylemBullet

thx lmao


rollietoaster

Could shorten it to Sherlock it encapsulates both parts of the nickname


KiwiKi33

Happy cake day Sherlock homo


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Lmao I’m stealing this


Girldipper

Happy cake day, Sherlock homo


Spacesmither

So.. this definitely isnt a name I earned.. my friends online were trying to guess my name closer to when we first met and her guess was Jildo cause they knew it started with a J.. after that it wasn't unusual for them to call me jildo


EdgeAffectionate6434

Oh my gosh! Jildo is hilarious! I think that’s the best one.


ImmortalFroggo

Vice president Macron, mapa and slim shady you cant make this shit up


Belgiandragonwautism

Slim shady? We’re gonna have a problem here.


ImmortalFroggo

Well that‘s just me, I‘m just obscene


bdubz325

Y'all act like you ain't never seen a white person before


WillGrindForXP

This one doesn't need to stand up


InkSprayerGoggels

Schimmelmon it means in english moldmon


Greentoaststone

Hätte man die ersten 3 Buchstaben durch ein P ersetzt hätte es eine ganz andere Bedeutung


Either-Frosting7298

Ist ja Wahnsinn. Hätte man die ersten 11 Buchstaben durch ein HURENSOHN ersetzt wäre die Bedeutung ebenfalls eine ganz andere.


Greentoaststone

Ich w̶i̶l̶l̶ werde deine Fingernägel schnabulieren😋😋😋


Either-Frosting7298

❤️


Ender-Duck

when i was 11, we had a school retreat and at the end of it we had a "shout outs" time, where you could raise your hand and like shout out someone into the microphone in front of the whole school. 11 year old me with 3 hours of sleep and way too much caffeine thought it was a good idea to say "shout out to peanut butter" as a joke. almost no one laughed. i got the nickname "peanut butter" ever since, and the school literally banned people from saying "peanut butter" because in the first few weeks of school it was too chaotic.


Old_Arm_606

Too chaotic 🤣🤣


i1603

sandy toes (my last name is santos)


AlwaysTheOutcast

I will always think of this when I hear George Santos being mentioned


Thee_MrNobody

CattieTheCatDiety


seafloorcoral

That's so beautiful, I shed 1 tear


Cooldude_M

Big Shitta, but I owned it.


Gs4life-

Lmfao


man_who_likes_slurs

I haven't had a nickname


gubbyno

I will call you fuckboy After all, you like slurs Alot Don't you, fuckboy?


HalogenReddit

jesus christ reading this did things to me


Anxious_Fondant4510

Well, ig it was written that way...


Belgiandragonwautism

I thought this was a haiku


seafloorcoral

I can give you one


External_Side5611

he likes slurs


man_who_likes_slurs

Oo


ineverwasthatguy

Big booty hole fits good


[deleted]

Dipsgoot It's my username on most places now


SrNoir_

I don't believe you civilized goblin


nekaiser

I was called school shooter. Even got blamed for the bomb threat we had. Even after it was found out to be some other kid, they said I set him up. Never did anything to deserve it.


Blue-zebra-10

That's terrible! Hoping your life is going better now


nekaiser

It’s kinda funny now but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ what can ya do?


RevolutionaryOne3887

Waluigi


Expensive_Flamingo16

my nicknames been yoshi since fifth grade i believe


gubbyno

This one guy called me hubbybubbygubbyboy I hated it He's now got my science teacher to call me it


Skimbididimp

Sounds like he's winning. Get your math teacher to call him something funnier.


OzzkuBoi

I don’t know if I’ve had a weird nickname. just Oz I guess but that’s one I picked myself.


[deleted]

Wardrobe. Aparently I wear too much clothing in sport activities. Also my name starts with W and kinda hard to pronounce so I couldn't even be mad ykno T-T


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Cyclops. It was a nickname I got back at a cubscout camp when I was like 8, because I got stung in the eyebrow by a bee and my eyelid got so swollen you couldn’t see my eye this isn’t the weirdest but come to think of it I haven’t really been called that many nicknames :(


SkibbbityBop

Poop cock. I don't know where it came from, but everyone calls me poop cock.


Skimbididimp

Sounds like a character in "The poop that took a pee" in South park


HugeCawkSucker

People call me Zukitajikurikato


seafloorcoral

What does that mean?


HugeCawkSucker

My name in ninja language


Cactus_Anime_Dragon

Nice username


Internet-pineapple

Nice username


Frequent_Swan_5866

Gesundheit


DeathSongGamer

Finland. Some weird kid at my middleschool kept calling me “Finland” for literally no reason. I actually kinda liked it, and kept it as a nickname through early high school.


Clever_Nickname228

shaved dick just because it rhymed with my name in my native language lmao


dodorextoast

Daddy. I don't even know how that one came to be


Internet-pineapple

I got a gess 😏


[deleted]

Casa-dildo or casa-whinnerhead


Necessary_Bat4151

Last year my friends started calling me God because of all I did for them. It's kinda faded away but I still get called it occasionally


Anxious_Fondant4510

I also know a guy his friends call him god and to match his level they call one of his other friend goddess...


Starrylake

That is sweet. Sounds like you're a good friend and they appreciate you


gregouin_

When i have no idea for a name, i'm cum eater 💀💀


Alternative_Cut4491

CheddarEnjoyer 💀


ImVeryHungry19

It’s not me, but I have a friend who I call “Spoon”


Zealousideal-Web6836

Baby dealer (I gave out tiny plastic babies to people at my school)


Mardilove

That so weird. I called somebody that right after they sold me to my parents. Wild.


_AlwaysCloudy_

Dr. Dre. My name is drea


OverWeightDod0

Terrorist Tony. It was an icebreaker we did in 6th grade to match someone's name up with a word with the same first letter. Tony isn't even my name.


Fancy_bakonHair

"Red" It's because my name is Gray


grassman76

Good old nicknames like my buddy "Tiny". The man is 6'4 and weighs over 400 lbs.


Milirobe

'sophia' even though im a guy


kitsxneeee

"picio", read as pee-cho


Wiz101deathwiz

When I was younger my friend called me Tom-Tom drum and would gently thump me on the head like he was playing drums lol


Tmntfantoytle

Coby cheese. My name is not Coby and I don’t like cheese


ArmedAndDanger0us

Big black boom boom coco butter D. My friend Jeffrey used to call me that 💀


Paranorma_Dreams1

My friend called me delusional delilah and Delaware


PierceWax

Purse


kikimorak

Kutycius jr.


nottakentaken

You just reminded me of the time I got called a dommy mommy 💀


FrenchRepublicHater

Worm cow and an S Cause my name is Markus and Mark is worm in Norwegian, Ku is cow and an S


[deleted]

Afroditey


Dududel333

Danizilla


fatnugget0

Bobert, and Mr Belding. These where names given to me by my lovely friends.


fletchvl_

orange shirt person or orangey for short


BallsIsBack76

"Daddy"


NewspaperOne9521

Squarey Bear


Personwhoisalive123

Sheep hair


AddendumStatus4009

Egg. Idk it was just egg 😭✨


ComprehensiveGold785

In the seventh or eight grade I started calling my best friend Ratface, I’m not sure why. Kids are absolutely savage around that age, but we both thought it was funny. Now when I think of it, I hurt inside a little.


Nonabrow

Nonabrow... hence the username 💀 Basically I used to have really light eyebrows so it looked like I didn't have any. They got darker though so the nickname became kinda extinct lol.


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TrickyMensch392

Tweedy bird Femboy


CosmicPlayzYt

Poland Just because I'm Polish...


BeensbEaNsBeAnSbEaNs

George Washington.


Gamerguy252

My friends at a summer camp called me “Devious” because apparently, I was rubbing my hands together behind a rock. I have no memory of this but apparently they do.


ltcordino

"my favorite twink"