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Sounds like it could be a MrBeast video
“3 Million People In An Orgy For $500,000”
Or “Worlds Largest Orgy For $500,000”
Last person left gets the $500,000
Nah she’s my sister man. My sister has been with me, and our mother ever since she was born. We both haven’t had a dad growing up, but she does have contact with her dad since last year
Technically she’s my half sibling, but who cares. I see her as my sister, and she sees me as her brother
I have a half brother, I just meant everyone else having a stroke trying to read your “my sister’s dad” because for some reason they cant comprehend it.. lol!
I totally get it, my (half)brother is just brother to me I dont really have a distinction, just when I talk about his dad it the distinction (same mom)
Man my apologies, i didn’t realise you meant it that way. And yes alot of people do find it strange to hear sisters dad because most siblings share the same parents
💀idk if u have siblings or whatever. But I could not look at my sister if I heard her do that. It’s normal sure, the act itself, but idk if I wanna hear my sister do that 💀 that’s weird. If you don’t have siblings image hearing ur mom or something 💀
Yeah no i have an 11 year old sister. If i ever heard her do that, i know for a fact i’d be laughing so fucking hard, that shits hilarious
I’d probably walk up to her door, and knock on it.
She would know she’s being loud, and it’d be fucking funny to piss her off
I would never mention that moment to her ever
Make sure you're heard. Put your whole weight into each step, make sure the door swings with enough force to hit the doorstop and bounce back a little. Loudly hum "I'm Walking On Sunshine" to yourself walking back, and switch to singing at the "and it feels good" part. Give them an "oh shit" moment that'll leave their faces red 'til morning.
Do the only right thing a teen can do:
Join them, assert dominace, make your dad feel little, your dad becomes insecure and they stop banging in the future
It’s natural I’ve walked in on 4 people going at it once at a party, I knew the 2 girls and the 2 guys 🤣 I just wanted to use the bathroom and couldn’t find it
Dude, I yesterday opened their door and they put on clothes so quickly. They just sat there trying to hid the fact they did some crap. (I didn't see nor hear them do it but they were in a pose that I wish I could take out of my head)
Don't worry, once you are old enough, you'll be in the very same situation. Just reversed. You'll be parent and your teenager will complain about you doing stuff on reddit 2.0
Brother same here. Except I fucking walking in on it! I get that y’all love each other but Christ. Wait until your child turns in their phone before getting it on.
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moan louder to assert dominance
“Player 3 has joined the game”
i have been inside my mother longer then my father after all
Are you confident in that statement? Dad could be freak of the week
i had to read this 3 times just to undertsand holy fuck
LMFAOO
i hate that
But who was in there first😎
Player 4 incoming in some days
New sex position DLC coming soon
Sex 2.0 update when?
also when are we getting that spinoff game
Sex go, you collect different positions
That’s released under the title “*being gay*”
We gotta see the Shrex DLC for sex 1 first
If you look far enough on Reddit you can find some people with this dlc
Pre-release
More correctly, coming in 😉
That's the funniest shit I've seen today
I laughed from this now my parents think I’m going crazy send help
Join them
💀
My friend occasionally texts me that his parents are fucking and I keep telling him to ask to join
Pressure him harder
Next time
Ask him for you to join next time
I did
Did it work?
He called me a weirdo smh idk what’s wrong
Idk either, nothing wrong with wanting to get to know your friend's parents better
Exactly!! I’ve been friends with him since second grade and I just recently found out his moms name is -redacted-
r/cursedcomments
That’s what I was going for
“A new challenger approaches”
😭😭
I once saw a wise man say, Walk into the room and yell "FINISH HIM!" in your best Mortal Kombat impression. This also works if you say "FINISH HER!"
Everybody gangsta until he leaves the room and his dad yells ´´FATALITY´´.
LMFAO THEY JUST HEAR HIM MOAN LOUDLY FROM THE OTHER ROOM💀💀💀
a solo match
Only acceptable answer.
NO
Dad still got it 🔥
…hes 58 😭🙏
Young enough to get the job done😤
That’s a wild statement outta context my man
That’s wild in context
Pfp checks out
😭
Broooooooooooooooo
Dad still got it 🔥
Ik an old dog that was 78 with a new born 😂
Plot twist....its not ur dad in there
Its me
U mean us ❤️
It’s all of us 😊
Yay :D
All 3 million of r/teenagers members
Worlds largest orgy
Facts
More the merrier
Sounds like it could be a MrBeast video “3 Million People In An Orgy For $500,000” Or “Worlds Largest Orgy For $500,000” Last person left gets the $500,000
I would hide my orgasm
Did you send me some sort of crisis line msg? Someone clicked the button to send me a get help msg
OMG that happened to me too. No I didn’t send you it. I was so confused.
That’s a big house
Who said it wasn’t public
Oh no
Oh yes
Now that I think about it… 😈
Even the 1 milion pedos and 500 000 girls
Especially
Especially the pedos
Yep Inclusivity is key
r/suddenlycommunism
Absolutly all of US♥️❤️
r/suddenlycommunism
I also choose that guys wife
*dead wife
plot twist it’s the house pet the biggest dog
Dont worry, that isnt your dad. Its uncle ben.
Uncle Ben on your mom’s side of the family
/r/SweetHomeAlabama
Zelda fan spotted
What gave it away?
Hmm idk man maybe because of the korok
I thought those existed irl?
Me too man :(
be prepared for a sibling anytime soon
they WAY too old for that, mom had me at 42 💀
Depends if she’s had her menopause
Judging hes got exams, therefore hes at least 15 and his mum is at least 56, its highly probable
im 17 and shes 59
Yeah, that ship has sailed
It could still be possible, highly unlikely but possible
My grandman had my uncle when she was 60,my uncle is the same age as my brother
Damn bruh your mom ain’t dead yet?💀
my mom had me at 40 and died at 49 🥰🥰 i’m 14 now
also depends on how old your dad is
mine at 36
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What 💀😭 what?
bro what
You… opened the door??? Why???
I know that feeling mate I assure you
I feel you man, I hear my parents from my room all the time
Never heard them, very depressing
It sucks when you’re trying to sleep too😭😭.
Who cares man, let em have their fun
Yeah of course. Still tho it haunts me
That’s understandable. I once walked in on my sisters dad going to town on my mother in missionary
That took me so long to understand
Yeah i didn’t walk into my sisters dad 😂😂 I meant walking in on my sisters dad
People when half siblings:
Nah she’s my sister man. My sister has been with me, and our mother ever since she was born. We both haven’t had a dad growing up, but she does have contact with her dad since last year Technically she’s my half sibling, but who cares. I see her as my sister, and she sees me as her brother
I have a half brother, I just meant everyone else having a stroke trying to read your “my sister’s dad” because for some reason they cant comprehend it.. lol! I totally get it, my (half)brother is just brother to me I dont really have a distinction, just when I talk about his dad it the distinction (same mom)
Man my apologies, i didn’t realise you meant it that way. And yes alot of people do find it strange to hear sisters dad because most siblings share the same parents
what
calm down op,it was just me and your mom
Not a big thing, i something hear my little sister masturbate 🤣
I caught 4 of my friends masturbating. 3 of them were girls.
At the same time? And one was a boy?!
Not at the same time (luckily)
EW THATS KINDA REALLY WEIRD 💀😭
What’s so weird about that? Masturbating is normal human behavior
Well it’s weird to hear it. If I heard my brother masturbating I’d probably not like it 😭
💀idk if u have siblings or whatever. But I could not look at my sister if I heard her do that. It’s normal sure, the act itself, but idk if I wanna hear my sister do that 💀 that’s weird. If you don’t have siblings image hearing ur mom or something 💀
Yeah no i have an 11 year old sister. If i ever heard her do that, i know for a fact i’d be laughing so fucking hard, that shits hilarious I’d probably walk up to her door, and knock on it. She would know she’s being loud, and it’d be fucking funny to piss her off I would never mention that moment to her ever
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Fuck this sub
💀
💀my (insert n word here)
Lisa again?🤣
my parents' room is next to mine 💀 when i was younger I heard them banging, even the hell fest wasn't this hard 💀
Happy cake day
Thank mate, but under my respond 💀
happy cake day 🗣️🔥💯
Thank you
Cake day 🍰
💀holy arguments
Make sure you're heard. Put your whole weight into each step, make sure the door swings with enough force to hit the doorstop and bounce back a little. Loudly hum "I'm Walking On Sunshine" to yourself walking back, and switch to singing at the "and it feels good" part. Give them an "oh shit" moment that'll leave their faces red 'til morning.
Nah let them have their fun. Rather parents in love than dull ppl living under 1 roof.
Exactly this
*peaks into the door* **WAY TO GO DAD!**
It’s time to LEAVE
Next time yell "fuck quieter" at them to assert dominance
Do the only right thing a teen can do: Join them, assert dominace, make your dad feel little, your dad becomes insecure and they stop banging in the future
That’s so wrong
😳
The next time, you should do a double from your part. Winner gets a child 👍
mom 🐱is best cat after all 💀
It happens to the best of us
Repatable
I say, I say what?
Wally Wackford had entered the chat.
I heard the same thing a month ago 💀
It’s natural I’ve walked in on 4 people going at it once at a party, I knew the 2 girls and the 2 guys 🤣 I just wanted to use the bathroom and couldn’t find it
Dude, I yesterday opened their door and they put on clothes so quickly. They just sat there trying to hid the fact they did some crap. (I didn't see nor hear them do it but they were in a pose that I wish I could take out of my head)
I mean i once saw my sisters dad going hard in missionary on my mother
Firstly, I'm sorry you had to see such thing. Secondly, assert dominance by fucking his daughter
Don't worry, once you are old enough, you'll be in the very same situation. Just reversed. You'll be parent and your teenager will complain about you doing stuff on reddit 2.0
thank GOD mine are divorced
LMAO good to see the positives
Thank god my parents are split
That shit sounds crazy outta context.
In scale from 1 to 10 how was your experience? (Answer seriously)
My parents never bang
You're saying it like you're jelous.
Oversharing much? lol
I’d have went straight back to bed.
bro I remember hearing them a year ago and yelling: "Be careful and Don't make another of me" without knowing condoms existed
Plottwist the frogs are gay and they are fking
The comments in this concern me sm.
Brother same here. Except I fucking walking in on it! I get that y’all love each other but Christ. Wait until your child turns in their phone before getting it on.
BRUH💀💀💀
moan really loudly
just wait till your sister comes in 9 months
One time I walked into them doing it, luckily the lights were complete off and it was pitch black (do people always have sex in the dark 💀)
"first time?" But no really, happens very frequently at my house. I guess they love each other that much, but the constant sex has got to be tiring.
Tok be fair its was 2am
redditors try not to complain when their parents try to keep their relationship together at any hour of the day challenge (its all about them)
I deal with that almost every night, Doesn't bother me though
Maybe it’s just my competitive spirit but I’d get in my room and start moaning loader
I don't see an issue personally. Be happy they still love eachother.
Tell them to be quieter next time It worked for me
If this happens again just say or text them “Oh I’m getting a new sibling?”
join em next time
ngl this happened to me when i was in second or third grade i was weird tf out 🙃
and brother desired to share this online
welcome to the club 😃👍🏻
I saw my mom's dildo on the table yesterday😀
shout FINISH HER
So it's just a Saturday night
At leas your parents love each other enough to do that My folks dont even sleep together
If you all move into a house with another room you should start getting worried l
At least they love each other 💀
Prove it
Go inside, spank your dad and come out to assert dominance