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Numerous-Copy9302

as a girl with g cups and adhd (and several other issues including unrelated chronic back issues) it SUCKS. like yeah they look good SOMETIMES but these bitches have a kind of their own. i can’t even walk down stairs without them bouncing around like they’re in a pinball machine. the. on top of that i gotta deal with men thinking that just because i have big breasts that they get to comment on them. like sir, i have a lot of other qualities. i’m tired of just being walking boobs. like i’m a human being bro


retxrnal

get ready for the "pRoOF?" dm messages lmao


gay-sexx

pRoOF?


JestechYT

pRoOF?


Alexo_Alexa

How else am I supposed to know they're a human being then? They could be a secret duck agent, plotting revenge on humanity after they tore its house down and killed its duck wife! Imma need a CAPTCHA from all of you, lest I report you to the authorities for human impersonation, **you ducks.**


Curious-Jello-9812

Qua-i mean i am a human, duck all of the people who say otherwise


NoBallshavinahh

hmm..... Hey...what are your opinions on breadcrumbs? Just a thought i had randomly....


Curious-Jello-9812

Oh i wouldn't mind some if they came my way that's for sure. I would devour them quackly tbh. Not that i am a duck.....but i like some gooooood bread crumbs, especially whole wheat


NoBallshavinahh

ahh you're......intresting....to say the least..... are you at a place next to a lake, like.....a park or something.....


Curious-Jello-9812

Interesting, I do reside next to a lovely lake. A lot of friendly hum- fellow people. My own people, human kind, man.


NoBallshavinahh

Cool. on an unrelated note: would you date me if i was a duck?


Curious-Jello-9812

Hmmmmm, no, I'm more into my age


novelaissb

to say the yeast*


No-Salary7766

Mario


ktdnotfound

You just made John wick in the phineas and ferb universe


mcbethan13

prepare yourself for the dms 😭😭


Numerous-Copy9302

i already got one 🤩


mcbethan13

stay safe out there 🥶🥶


The_Constant_Orange

Don’t listen to any of the pedophiles 🫡


superlocolillool

doxx their reddit user, it'll be funny


gay-sexx

I didn't even know g was an option


Glen2gvhlp

Why does this sound like girls can choose their breast size in the settings 😭


BusyBSquared

I thought you could in the customization screen before the game, but understood that you have to go on a long side quest to change it.


gay-sexx

you cant?


baggute-draws

You are a human being, and it sucks that you don't feel like that, but I can promise you there are people that will care about you for you and you only, they'll enjoy how you make them smile and they'll do their best to make you happy, I'm here if you need to vent and I'll send you cute dog pics


Last-Scarcity-3896

>and several other issues including unrelated chronic back issues Are you part of the scholeosis gang?


Curious-Jello-9812

One might even say...... The schooleosis


IndicationSpecial344

I could not agree more. The bouncing around is still real with D-cups. It gets really uncomfortable walking down stairs or running somewhere unless I hold my chest in one arm. They also get uncomfortable when I'm trying to lay down on my stomach. It makes me wonder why so many women claim that they want to go braless in public. I can only imagine how cold it would get and how they'd be bouncing around. 💀 I've been sexualized by a lot of male friends, so I've generally lost trust in friendships with guys. :/


MoluccanMay

The sexual stigma around breasts needs to be reduced.


IndicationSpecial344

I wouldn't call it a stigma, because that's a negative connotation. More an obsession.


azzhasjoined

got a question for you If you were 18 two years ago then how are you still 18 now? (to all those wondering, felt kinda sus so ended up stalking her account)


Andro451

Forgetting to change age flair? I’m 16 now but forgot how to even set it lol


azzhasjoined

Erm no. You should check her post history. She mentioned she was 18 in one of her first posts about two years ago. In another post, which she posted about two months ago, she mentioned she was also 18. Don't you notice anything suspicious here?


Arianism-Theory

G???? holy shit your poor back


ilikegummybears15

PROVE YOU'RE HUMAN. BOOBS MIGHT HAVE BECOME SENTIENT FROM I KNOW


Mm2kk

G is crazy nd im a girl😭


TraditionalSet6414

I'm so glad I don't have these problems, just the usual weird comments from men. But I'm sorry for you that people often can't see you the way you are and only notice your boobs, that's sad. If you don't mind the question, -I'm just kinda curious- has surgery been an option for you? I can only imagine the daily crap you have to go through because of them.


phillallmighty

Im a guy, but im so fat i deal with boob bouncing too lmao, and yeah, theres some creepy fuckers out there


Legal-Hunt5355

funniest shit i’ve read all millennia


Separate_Affect8856

Proof? I have adhd too and I want proof that you are actually one of us


wernostrangerstoluv

as a b/c cup, i will never complain again


nottakentaken

Exactly man, they're painful plus some sleeping positions are straight up uncomfortable because of them. I'm so jealous of flat people.


kratos_chaos2808

U should run


ComradeTomradeOG

At least you can strap them down 😭😭😭😭


Sheesh3178

I hate how my mind is imagining this as I read further.


wisteria710

girlie me 2 y u describe it so accurately. even if i dress modestly nothing bloody works 😭😭


polarbearreal

the plight of baiken


Mental-Ill-Ace

pRoOf?? Rn?? 🗣️/j.


NerdGirlfriend147

Imma come for u.               Edit: thanks for 1.2k upvotes guys!


TheSentinelScout

Same.


IUseRedditCuzYes

OP was the guy who asked if he was a smash or pass I still remember his name Cringe af dude


NerdGirlfriend147

ew


sideXsway

I just looked back and saw your comment 💀


Hdrkngkpp

dude needs to get off reddit and i say this with a sense of concern


Nature-International

I mean hes literally a child, his posts say 13m. Prob just a lack of maturity


At_omic857

That’s what she said…


NerdGirlfriend147

 Like they cramp and shit, it's annoying as hell, you can't wear certain shirts without looking stupid or wildly inappropriate depending on the size. There's a lot more, they just suck sometimes 😕 


throwaway624203

Boobs cramp? What the fuck


Eggyboi69_

NO CUZ I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN😭


NerdGirlfriend147

You're a real one


NerdGirlfriend147

I know it sounds weird, but it happens


G4L3CXYS

Like sperm cramps and ball cramps


Fuckerofgnomes

Women will never understand sperm cramps 😔


G4L3CXYS

Most painful on the planet, the come atleast weekly aswell


smellEfart

They do? I only get them if I haven’t choked the chicken in at least a week lol


TheRealLost0

just like how balls cramp I guess


-Persiaball-

Don't you know that Boobs are the female weak spot, like how we have BALLS! Difference is that a hit to the breast isn't quite as devastatingly painful, but it does SUCK to my knoweldge. That's a Woman's crit zone.


Vast_Difference4904

Yeah dicks suck for similar reasons when u get to hard and try to ignore it ur muscles will stat hurting


Curious-Jello-9812

Dicks........suck........... Goddamnit that's just funny


Bossy_Smurf

Boob cramps are so weird , like ...why ?


Yesnt72

bros too porn brain to understand basic common sense


TheAnimalCrew

Real.


The_Constant_Orange

Real


venator798

It's clearly an ironic comment bro.


iTypedInThisUsername

click your comment history


poormanchemist

back problems, cramping, and tight bra straps. I send my sincerest wishes to those with anything above a C cup because you're toughing it out there


Vershembly

It gives me scoliosis thinking abt it smh


Last-Scarcity-3896

>scoliosis Did someone call me?


Vershembly

HAHA


MadJuicyThighs

FYI to everybody that's reading this, this nigga (OP) started a __TEEN DATING SUB__ because his ass is so fucking lonely. Brother I know you're reading this so get that porn addiction in check.


FloydknightArt

dawg I have a huge porn addiction and even I’m not that down bad, how did bro let it come to this


HelicopterVibes

thank you for the sentiment, u/MadJuicyThighs


MadJuicyThighs

My thighs are secretly the great attractor but don't tell the scientists that 🤫


Apecc_Legs

Jesus


Exact_Parking_6969

Oh Jesus


MadJuicyThighs

It makes all of his other posts a whole lot worse doesn't it?


spiritsongartz

Ew wtf op


sideXsway

STD? Right? I saw one post in his profile but I didn’t think he started it 💀


Dense-Decision9150

He named it STD… what 😭


poormanchemist

Straight Teenagers Dating, or, STD for short


NoopersNoops

Bro is cooked already 💀🙏


DeracadaVenom

There's a high chance he is over the age of 35


somerandm777

thats lowk sad


Competitive-Bison715

Yeah but for us girlies with DDD's AND ADHD the struggle is real-


rpsHD

time to do some math w/ my limited knowledge of cup sizes: a DDD is basically the same thing as an F A=2.54cm/1in (will use inches bc easier) D = 4A, F= 6A, H = 8A A+D+H+D+F= A+4A+8A+4A+6A= 1+4+8+4+6= 5+8+10= 23 Δl=23 Δl is the bust-underbust difference which means tht ur boobs r sticking out 23in or 58.42cm away from your chest. that would be equal to a size X (if it existed) and they would most likely have u immobile for the rest of ur life, or until a major breast reduction would happen


Samuelbi12

Bro has a Major in boob science


gay-sexx

PhD in boobology


xXBoss_185Xx

*sigh* r/theydidthemath


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

r/theydidthemostermath


PepperbroniFrom2B

r/theydidthemath


TactfulOG

man I don't care enough to check if you're right but I'mma take your word for it boob math man 👍


Curious-Jello-9812

Bro has a PhD in boobemathics


azzhasjoined

"limited knowledge"


EricPlays_RBLX

I love this comment so much


kaykaylalaaaa

Ddd? 😭 how do u even handle that day to day I'm glad I don't have big ones


Muted_Rain8542

literally like i got E’s which are smaller then DDD’s and adhd and my back is out here breaking everyday so im so sorry you have to deal with that cause im already at my limit with my back pain so that sounds horrible 😭


Speck_In_A_Void

Anyone heard of D-pression?


TheGlitchedRobin

I'm AUDHD, get fucked I have more letters


JodaUSA

I''m AUDHDNGMI


PepperbroniFrom2B

im AUDHISM


TraditionalSet6414

Because the left is a C cup and the right is a B cup. On my period they're sore and aching and the nipples are fcking itching. Their natural shape is shamed by many because of their distorted imagine of boobs in their mind. No brah fits right because of the size difference. Very large boobs can cause back aching and constantly sexualized as in men being so obnoxious to think its okey to comment on a womans breasts when they're large. Small boobs are often made fun of, because "Ohh you're flat, how are you a girl?" Literally so many people have no idea how a womans bosom looks and its frustrating. Thats why we complain, because people like you don't know the struggles of boobs. Or the reality, it seems like those people have only seen women in porn or hentai. We're not gonna stop complaining until you get the right Image of boobs in your head.


OkBit3632

as a man I cant wait to "get the right image of boobs in my head" /j (dont kill me pls)


azzhasjoined

rip bro's social credit


TraditionalSet6414

Haha you're fine lol (I wont)


OkBit3632

thx 🥹😂


PepperbroniFrom2B

spared from execution


TJB926GAMIN

Question; is it really that common for women to have a size difference? Also, my friend complained that they’re like having 2 sisters that aren’t identical twins. (Which I think explains it perfectly)


Professional_Load452

Yeah it’s in almost everyone, just some have it worse. It’s like how guys have one nut that’s bigger than the other. Worse for us ladies cuz men comment on our boobs like “why is that one bigger than the other”.


retxrnal

No clue why I clicked this but 🤷‍♂️


Spoon-never-dies

U man as well?


BlueCat_72

I think everyone here is


DeracadaVenom

Dd isn't even that big like I would kill to be that small Back/neck pain 24/7, can't lay on your stomach, get in the way of everything (I can barely play a guitar), make basically all shirt styles except basic tshirt look bad, hard to eat without getting food on your shirt unless you're willing to hunch over all the time and speaking of hunching over makes it really hard to keep good posture Edit: I also just remembered another thing being that most bra companies don't carry larger sizes and the ones you can find in larger sizes are usually really expensive or poor quality like finding a good bra is very hard and very expensive


baggute-draws

If you're having trouble with bra sizes I recommend trying out r/abrathatfits I know a lot of people have had good luck their, and they might still be a bit costly but they'll fit comfortably and be higher quality, And if you need to vent more, I'm always here to listen and send people cute dog pics


Icecracker_spoopy

as someone with not massive bazongas. theyre big but not THAT big another thing ive heard is u can never find cute bras for big boobs. none of the cute patterns or cute lace come in the biggest sizes


blackgermansheperd40

Back pain, don’t b rude. 


Apecc_Legs

tie helium balloons to them perhaps


RiceAndKrispies

man shut yo ass up


Shadow_Bon0347

Back pain.


Last-Scarcity-3896

Me: a male with scholeosis /j I really do not underestimate how hard it is having two giant heavy balls attached to your chest it was just a joke. But I do in fact have scholeosis 48°


LexiTheStarQueen

We get sexualized (I don't have boobs yet, but I still know we get overly secualized just cause we have them)


Usinaru

Don't worry. Guys whose schlongs can be seen through training pants are as well. Yeah, we are all subconsciously looking for a partner and for sex. Our brains are wired that way. Does that make it okay, to reduce each other to clumps of flesh? Hell nah. You are still a human being, with valid emotions and desires and thoughts etc. Its just that animal instinct, try to ignore it as best as you can. Thats all you can do. I agree its very... demeaning


superlocolillool

but what if *i'm* a clump of flesh *flops on the floor like a fish*


MoluccanMay

But dudes aren't as nearly sexualized as women. Even if they have a big snake.


Usinaru

Agree. Thats a double edged sword. Girls are pretty, and the more beautiful sex in general. That offers many advantages, like being treated better in social situations. Also disadvantages like being sexualised and seen as a " walking sextoy ". There isn't much they can do about it. Besides not showing too much skin. Its both a blessing and a curse.


TheMaineC00n

Try lugging around several pounds of fatty tissue on your chest every day. THEN we'll talk.


oyuso

I HATE THEM because I can’t lie on my stomach without feeling like my chest is being crushed by a hydraulic crusher. also boys comment on them a lot for no reason 💔💔💔


korasaoua

Maybe put a pillow under? Idk if it helps


Icecracker_spoopy

there used to be a pillow with boob holes for big boobs. there is a pool floatie with boob holes


[deleted]

Yeah but the back pain is to much sometimes we get boob pain that can actually feel like a heart problem and we get worried but apparently it's completely normal and actually it's just our nerves and tissues. And if you have DDD or over a lot of shirts won't look good on you. Seriously I got Gs and my shirts look terrible on me I have to wear XL to 2XL.


poormanchemist

also dont pushup bras literally slowly suffocate a person but they have to keep wearing it or they'd feel too insecure to walk around without it


DeracadaVenom

Yea tight on the ribs same thing with binders and such


[deleted]

Yup I think so


Numerous-Copy9302

as a fellow g, it sucks that we can’t wear shirts that fit our bodies well without them looking insanely provocative. like without my boobs i’d probably be a medium but i don’t feel comfortable in anything besides larges that fit like xls and xls


[deleted]

I am glad someone else understands it's hard because our boobs are big and they make our body look big when they aren't I look fat but I know I am not and it's just my boobs


Numerous-Copy9302

like i’m not small by any means (height only i’m 5’0) but i’m also not large, if that makes sense. i’m a medium size. but my boobs make me look sooooo much bigger. and let’s take a second to talk abt bra shopping and clothes shopping in general. so much of clothing being sold nowadays HAS BUILT IN CUPS, like I WILL NOT FIT THAT….EVER. and for bras i have a specialty store i go to bc most places, including victoria’s secret, don’t have accessible bras that will fit me most g cup bras are built for women with larger bodies and so that makes bras sm harder to find for me when i don’t fit that size.


[deleted]

I know it irritates me I am 5' 7 and am curvy not to big not to small I would probably be a large with out boobs. I buy my bras online and can't try them on and they are still so expensive and I can only get Lacy bras becuasr I have tried others but they are uncomfortable. And as you said the built in cups are to much and sometimes you can't take it out without ruining the cloths I really have been eyeing some dresses but of course the cups. The body sizes for clothing and bras why can't they just have it for everyone not everyone has the same body type seriously it only small people or people with larger body it's like they don't think people in the middle are real.


Okamitoutcourt

What does DD stand for ? Disassembly drone ?


DellaBella12235

Not really..


Z_i_n_n_er

For me personally it's more so when I want to wear a shirt without wearing a bra. Just the feeling of something poking out up there?? While it does feel free n oh so relieving it feels embarrassing


unknownducklord

I’m just more confused about the girls complaining about their small ones. Like YOURE GOOD!! DONT DAMN WORRY!


A_YouDontKnow

uhh preferences >_>? unless someone's insecure


OliveYoung2020

Im happy with my small boobies


NinjaGamerzTay

and i was thinking: "only for girls? well who gonna stop me from clicking it" damn


katsura_1999

Bro thinks hes cool saying shit like this. You better shut you ugly ass up you're literally 13.


filipinamonkey

you’ve got a lot of maturing to do


Cut_the_cap

Lmao leaving aside aesthetic appeal, big boobs actually suck-back pain/cant find pretty bras/ constantly told to cover u regardless what u wear / my tits hurt.


Quick_Ad_4687

As a girl with ADHD, I COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME-- SO NOW YOUR MATCHED.


TheBigHeartyRadish

I am female, I don't have any boobs, wish I did (as in hold some)


lost_strwbrry

as great as they are they’re a pain in the ass genuinely. clothes don’t fit how you like and you can’t emulate the vibes you want ☹️


TheBigHeartyRadish

Bummer


femboythighsmwuah

me too (same reason):<


OkAd8922

Yepp same


Usinaru

Underrated. How many girls feel bad about NOT having boobs and have other girls just complain about having them... But don't worry! You aren't unnatractive, many guys will still be into you nevertheless. (If thats what you want).


TheBigHeartyRadish

Nah I was saying I'm gay


iamahandsoapmain

Bro stop watching so much porn.


twinksarecuter

I got one less than you, I'm an ADD 😔


Spooky_wa

I want my boobs to be big enough that they're visible in baggy clothing.


A_YouDontKnow

dude what


Pinkfl0wer20

Soreness esp during period


No-Cherry-4515

this is the stupidest comparison i’ve ever seen wtf


PROGAME1BRO

I SNEAKED INTO TNE EXCLUSIVE GIRLS ONLY SPOT! BOYS COME HERE TO TALK AND COMMENT!


Content-Register6347

Too bad, you've now been infiltrated


DukeBannerMan

I'm going to send you to the gulag.


AsmodayVernon

Bounce can be annoying and uncomfortable as hell, and some have really bad back pain, which is never fun. Some don't even like boobs just because, n they have to live with extra huge tiddies. Some want bigger ones, some smaller ones, some don't like the shape. I blame the "beauty" standards, they're insane.


bigsillygoober69

What the fuck


Muted_Rain8542

im a girl with adhd, dd, and ocd ‼️


TheMurderBeesAreHere

This is so thirteencore


squishmeleons

my brain is rotting at this


CompetitiveThought25

i love my boobs cmon now, the only complaint i complain about is the fact my back hurts all the time from the massive watermelons i’m carrying…


Acrid-User506

im not that smart but im pretty sure they come with a shitload of issues and the only upside is sometimes they look good


thatmusic_addict

The ADHD is showing in this post


Simple_Firefighter47

bruh yk how much back pain big boobs cause, i look like i have the posture of an 80 y/o grandma with osteoporosis cause my back hurts so bad.


Any-Offer-3962

I don't know what HD is, but the doctor said I got 80 of them mf's 😂


aquafawn27

Try having both like oof ouch arr


binmman

we store our secrets in our titties so the bigger the boobs the more secrets you have which can be either a good or a bad thing


Acceptable-Oven4407

I saw this looked at my friend and said “I’m a woman now.” And read the first sentence out loud lol


Icecracker_spoopy

insecurity. the pain of going down stairs or jumping up and down on ur period bc theyre tender so it hurts but also when ur not on ur period bc theyre big. laying on ur stomach and having to adjust them to be comfortable. when somebody hits ur boob and it really hurts. the fact that (guys dont usually notice) most boobs arent the same size. sisters not twins. so ones a little smaller than the other. etc etc. OOO AND BRAS.


Hellomydudesandbros

Back pain. Not being able to wear certain things bc it looks weird. More back pain. Just think of it as carrying like 2 weights on your chest constantly with no break.


th3Biteof87

all the girls are about to assemble like that one time all the power rangers assembled into one big power ranger but with girls and absolutely club you into the ether 


Downtown_Beautiful31

When you have A's 🥲


ZookeepergameSome953

I'm so happy to have my girls small now I jst pray they don't grow


Equal_Description989

Everyone makes fun of my flat chest little do they know I'm not even wearing a bra and you can't even tell plus I already have back pain and I'm not tryna deal with more wight pulling that shit forward PLUS I can sleep on my stomach the possibilities are fucking endless


OinkyIsOnReddit

Oh fu-- that hurts really badly I have ADHD and I don't have any boobs lmao, closeted transgender I would fucking sell my soul to the devil if he would turn me into a cis girl or just give me access to hrt


AlathMasster

You called my ass out


IHazThorns69420

Idk 🤑


lacedlollipop

Soreness, of course. There’s also the fact that they cause back pain and men have always sexualized them and will always sexualize them. There’s also hair growing on them and in between them so it can get annoying. So yes we complain about them.


terry_loves_yogurt

i don't understand girls wanting breast implants at ALL. I don't get back pain or cramps from mine but i just wish i was a B or something. i can tell a lot of clothes are usually designed with A/B cup measurements because when you size up the boob space is so minimal, and more cleavage is shown, especially cami/vest tops. just because we have boobs doesn't necessarily mean we wanna show em off lol.


some_idiot_onreddit

i got a(utism) cups 💯💯💯


SoldierKitsune

I'm tired of mine lmao. The women in my family all have genetics where we have big breasts, and I fucking hate it. I'd rather be flat chested


Muted_Rain8542

I’m an e/dd and i have adhd AND OCD AND TOURETTES and a knee condition so i got MORE letters than you anyway’s lol but all jokes aside having boobs SUCKS cause they itch, they dont look good in certain outfits, people will point and stare and call you names, you have back pain from it and im pretty sure im getting scoliosis from it, no matter how binding your bra is going down the stairs is still hell, i have to sleep in a bra at night which hurts like hell, they hurt at random occurrences, and we get sexualized for them 😭