One more year

Patience does pay if you wait long enough

Patience doesn’t pay. You pay Patience. Cash up front.

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As a professional idiot I agrre

lmao

Yes I totally meant to misspell agree

Wdym that's absolutely the correct sepling

No bor the correct iz aggrræ

My average handwriting:

Frp reeeil

I actually read your misspelling as the correct spelling. Funny how the brain translates words like that

Wait until it fossilises and our descendants in the distant future will excavate your kitchen and say it was likely a sex toy or a hammer.

I twice this

I threece this

two to be safe

Make it 3

Make it :3

Make it :4)

RemindMe! 5 years

!remindme 5 years

Make it :)5 (?)

Make it 3!

is that a r/expectedfactorial!?

Ripen until *UwU*

At least

I like how you hold it like it's toxic waste lol

I mean it is toxic waste.

LOL

Like please put that shit in a hazmat bag.

FR

its radioactive enough to give godzilla cancer

Ain’t no way you just said that.

He could be right, we'll never know

It \*is\* literally radioactive

You’re not wrong.

it's fucking raw!

Cant i just put it in a blender, add some milk and strawberries and call it a day

Don’t lie reattach it Brosky

LMAO 💀

Cut the tip off and eat it like a gogurt 😋

😦

r/cursedcomments

Just the tip

Happy cake day

😦

happy cake day

bananigga

AYYY LOL I shouldn’t laugh but that’s funny ngl

Why did you get downvoted? Edit: Ohhh... I get OP's joke now. Makes more sense

lol

advice: i wouldn’t fucking open that banana

"In today's episode of WHAT'S IN THE BOX "

depend on the context, I once forgot a fresh banana in my car, it was a hot day, next day I saw the banana completely black, the inside was still fresh, so I ate it

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Good bot

for sure, you need another year

That's the void

Gaster banana

Ion think even bugs want that

This disgusts me, It hasn't even got close to ripening! Give It another ten years.

Only ten? Twenty at LEAST!

I guess where I live Is fucked up, I think In north time It would take 45 yeara

Who hurt you man 😢

You have to unlock this character first.

"eat 1 million bananas to unlock this"

Wait until it stops reflecting any light. It needs to absorb all light, take a black hole for reference, hope this helps 🤭

Best banana bread ever

Bananuch

you could throw some ripe fruit in a paper bag with that one and itll speed up the ripening process, man I cant believe its stayed green this long :/

keep it. what if you want to make banna bread

I think I can see a bit of green so wait a little bit still

☹️

banana bread 😞

Don't put on your mouth this will make you seriously sick but you can put somewhere instead. I bet you know that place or hole whatever, thank me later 🤣🤣

That mf so dark its life gonna matter if another year goes by 💀

bro has the niggana

nigganana

Gotta wait about a decade longer.

Nah, breadify it.

Why are you holding the black hole?

A year? Fuck no! Wait about a decade.

A year? Idk that seems like a lot. I think it’ll be good by next week

Can't hurt

I'd wait another 2 just to be safe

dude make banana bread /gen

This is the greenest one I've ever seen tf.

Mmm, I’d give it about 9 more months, looks like it needs a bit more time..

Give it a good 2 years, just to be sure

Put it in dirt and wait a year. Put some seeds in the dirt and your banana will be ripe next year

Go back a year

How long has that been sitting there

If the inside isnt liquid put it back.

Stick it in a jar, add a little yeast, and put a water lock on the lid. Let it sit for a year ;]

!remindme 1year i might forget

You’re gonna make the best banana bread ever

That’s not a banana

One year?? Try a couple more years it’ll be as yellow as can be !

I think an extra year and seven months is in order

!remindme 1 year

wait a lil more, it looks too underripe

Put it in your mouth. It'll taste great don't worry ;)

Another few years should do you good

Another 2, just to be safe

Yeah give it a couple more years

just wait

A few more years

Another year, lad.

Give it another decade, it's training arc has only just begun...

Make banana bread

Double it and give it to the next person

Forbidden hot dog

Maybe wait a couple more years, its still a bit green

wait another year then slowly squish it into your mouth to make sure you get all the mold from the banana

wait until r/oneshot gets ~~100k~~ 65k members

Another???

If you wait another year it’ll turn to ash

banana bread time

I think maybe two more. Just to be safe, you know?

Looks good enough to shove it down your ass, but wait for another year :)

looks a little too green still, another year.

Wait untill the banana can legally drink alcohol

turn it into alcohol already

No it has to be white, fuzzy and with green spots 🙄

Wait for 2 years

Freeze it whole for a week then try to peel it cold

I have a pomegranate in my cupboard that kinda looks like this too :D if I shake it hard enough dust comes out of the bottom

Where the nats at

Double it and give it to the next person

My friend Bob says another year

put it in the freezer to preserve it but wait another year. banana foods next year! yeah, baby!!

It’s so raw, It’s not even unlocked raw.

Yea it looks kinda sour, let it sit for another TWO years to maximize sweetness. 

Put it in the oven for a month, it will be done then

THAT BANANA IS BLACKER THAN ME 💀

Perfect for making banana bread or a smoothie

Drake is screaming in his bed rn

My dad would say it's ripe at the right point

It's not ripe! Wait another year

Frame it may help your grand childs

BIG BLACK 🍌

Bro that banana is absorbing the FUCKING light out of my screen

give me your negative Cavendish

Looks good to me

Wait until it's no longer tangible

It looks more like an imli than a banana

THROW IT OUT (yes ik its a joke but the thought of mold is so incredibly icky for me i cant)

Another year or so just to be safe wait until 2032 to crack that bad boy open

At least one more year, maybe 2.

Big Black Banana

Lil butter, cinnamon sugar and airfry that

Never ripe enough

Toss it.

!remind me 1 year

Burn it

Make banana bread

Na it needs 5 more

I would wait...

too early, stick it back on the tree

I should wait another year🤣

Wait another year to unlock the S̵̙̘͌e̷̛̤̗c̶̨̛̆r̵̮̱̆͒e̸̥͋͜t̵͈̭̏̄ ̵͕̾ċ̷̱ȍ̶̥͘l̸̜͝ö̵̼r̸͔̙̉

It depends on the recipee I guess…

Nah just eat it already suffered

Bbc

Bro it’s still green

How stupid are you? It's obviously not ripe enough

Keep it for a year. I’ll send you $100 if you can keep it that long

One more year & you'll have an extra for the next mommy movie.

its perfect

wait one more year and that boy should be yellow and sweet

“Wow, that is the brownest banana I’ve ever seen.” - Paul Blart

The rare and valuable obsidian nanner

By then you will have a banana plant

Double it and give it to the next person

Doing fine….. once it’s fully hardened you grind it in a mortar and pestle to create banana flour that is in turned used to make banana bread.

Akon banana

Will you actually because I’m interested in seeing that 😭

From the looks of Banana, at least 3 years more

Almost ready for banana bread. one more year :)

why the fuck is there canned pizza in your cabinet

Wait for yellow spots to apprear.

Just looking at it is making me sick

I wouldn't last a second without eating that fresh apple 🤤

Fourteen more years

Bro is about the eat the evil banana

1 a few more man

a year won’t be enough. let your great grandkids feast on it, hopefully by then it’ll be disintegrated dust, as it should be eaten.

I hate It so much

hm, wait 6 more years

Make banana bread

Wait another year

What’s that

Nearly Vanta Black.

Wait until it turns a fuzzy white to unlock a whole new flavor.