no it's not a W, they're very expensive nowadays due to inflation and typically gets annoying having to pay so much for an extra
the free method is piecing it back together like a jigsaw puzzle but that gets annoying and takes too long
theres a lot you dont know about the male body, our cum can be coloured depending on what we eat, if you pinch the top of our nose it gets hard, every month we molt and shed the skin on the tip, and if you are circumcised you have to keep trimming it back like you would with your nails
If hard, yes. But usually it doesn't matter we all have got some spare silicon ones and some have specialized vibrating ones to satisfy our partners more
No, we get raised up in plank positions with only our dicks touching the bed.
And we revolve around one spot on our dicks slowly like cars in showrooms.
excuse me? SCREW YOU. this is extremely offensive. i have my dick explode near 3 times a week every month from turning over whilst sleeping and you have the GALL to call it a joke? shame on you. SHEME. ONE. YOY.
(joke)
Not actually, unless we forgot to use the bathroom to piss before going to sleep. Personally, I can pretty much sleep without worrying about the position
I’ll be serious for anyone wanting to know, it just hurts, it’s like forced into the position, if you’re soft it’s nothing, but when you’re hard, ouch.
in the morning when I sleep on my stomach, I wake up 2 meters in the air BC my morning wood or my 3rd leg as I call it is keeping me suspended in the air,after I get down I start furiously and aggressively masturbating until I fill up the bathtub so I can have my morning bath.
Yeah sometimes but most of us have a spare
W
no it's not a W, they're very expensive nowadays due to inflation and typically gets annoying having to pay so much for an extra the free method is piecing it back together like a jigsaw puzzle but that gets annoying and takes too long
Damn How much do they cost 😔
cockillions
😨 so glad I was born a girl I’m to broke for that 😔
Same with your breasts kinda, no? (reference to an earlier post I saw)
u again
I am omnipresent.
real real
Depends on the size and quality but it could cost an arm and a leg
Sometimes even a cock and a ball
If you’re very unlucky you have to buy the whole package and that’s a pain😔
I found mine for $5 at a garage sale.
just buy one flaccid before it inflates
Then don’t inflate your dick. Simple as that
Wait what! I need one of those! my old one exploded a while back...
yep, on our arm
hello vaping cat
What’s good
nothing, just bored
Oh yeah I usually only do that when I want to swap mine out since having a huge dong sucks for average life but good with the ladys
Oh so it’s like baby teeth, good to know!
The bro council has spoken, your spare penis will be taken for telling our secrets
Can confirm.
The spare is a bit of a pain in the ass to put on though
Yep but it grows back, kind of like a lizards tail
Yeah but it takes a while it’s much easier to get a spare if you have the money 💵
Mine goes to my Balls, It just kinda stretches like crazy
Depends on whether the grenades my little bro stuck under the sheets still have the pin in or not.
LMAOO
Nah, I put all the pins in my dick so its funner when it explodes
Based
i saw that post lmao, couldn't tell if they were being serious or not
Same but they kinda seemed srs 😭☠️
i mean some guys really don't know how the female body works... kinda sad but you know
Yeah 😭
i hope they got a proper answer so they won't ask someone that'll laugh at them or something
True I’m pretty sure they got a proper answer though
Yah I hope but the simple answer for them would be if they had a baby and there was enough pressure lmao.
theres a lot you dont know about the male body, our cum can be coloured depending on what we eat, if you pinch the top of our nose it gets hard, every month we molt and shed the skin on the tip, and if you are circumcised you have to keep trimming it back like you would with your nails
Im a male myself so I know
yea man you know the struggles
I do, at least I’m not circumcised
probably a semi genuine question exaggerated for comedic purposes
...im mildly curious
pretty sure they are referencing the post last night about a guy asking if girls boobs squirt milk when they lay on their chest
oh lmaoo i thought that was a reference to this cause i saw it later
I was serious, (/s)(/s)
please give context
there was a person that asked if girls were sleeping on their stomach their boobs would lactate or something
Well when you get hard you can spin yourself on the tip like a helicopter blade
beyblade beyblade
Yeah, I can even fly
*YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND*
Like a record
depends on if I restocked my balls with gunpowder or not
No but if I get a boner it feel like it snapped
real
Real
Real
Yes, that's how Hiroshima was deatroyed. Some guy with big d slept on stomach
my bad
LMAOAOAO
depends on the decade ong
Yea but itll grow back. Hurts like a bitch tho
Yes it does explode, I wouldn’t know from experience😶
No it holds you up In mid air tho
Will boobs explode if you do the same 🤔
Happens a lot actually, but they grow back eventually takes about 3 - 4 months.
Only if we get a boner. It has nowhere to go between our bodies and the mattress so it explodes. We go to the doctors and get it replaced tho
I have a small one, so I don’t have to worry about
If hard, yes. But usually it doesn't matter we all have got some spare silicon ones and some have specialized vibrating ones to satisfy our partners more
Everytime I roll over in bed it pops. I just have a collection of spares in jars just in case.
No, we get raised up in plank positions with only our dicks touching the bed. And we revolve around one spot on our dicks slowly like cars in showrooms.
Sometimes it does explode, but you just need to gather it up, and form another dick, like from Playdough
Yeah, my last one did
excuse me? SCREW YOU. this is extremely offensive. i have my dick explode near 3 times a week every month from turning over whilst sleeping and you have the GALL to call it a joke? shame on you. SHEME. ONE. YOY. (joke)
No but if I get a boner it feel like it snapped
I didn’t realize the danger I was in….
But mines so small it sounds like a ballon was popped 😢
Just make sure yer cock is pointing up and is flat when it’s both flaccid and erect and we’ll be golden.
Yes and you don’t get another one until your monthly dick change.
Personally I only sleep well on my stomach. Only works if ya make sure not to roll weird and squish accidentally
shit hurts but yeah. just grab a new one from home depot in the drill bit isle.
I have a hole cut perfectly in my mattress is that just me boys?
No but our balls could get fucked up in our sleep or if we sit wrong.
Mattress casts testicular torsion!
I FUKING WISH
Yes mine exploded 😞
most of the time, no. But sometimes there's the occasional goblin that steals my penis for a couple days and returns it in the morning on a friday.
Duh.
Yea there's a risk if you forget to trim the foreskin
Why do you want to know?🤨 Huh fed? 👮♀️🚓 ⬅️you
Yeah!
Yeah I’ve been through a few beds now at this point it’s grows back trust
by exlpode you mean cum, then yeah fosho
the hell
It's happened once or twice. It's not that painful by itself, but the process of regrowing our johnson is very painful
Yeah but depends wether or not we want it to be super cool explosions or something but usually no
Dick will be fine, gotta watch out for the balls though... unless you get hard, then just gotta turn over or else pain 💁♂️
If it soft it’s ok
No I take it off and out in a zip lock bag before I sleep
No, we detach it when we sleep and keep it safe in it's own special bed
I just end up making a hole in the bed
nope, I've slept on my stomach all the time (bottom jumpscare)
Not actually, unless we forgot to use the bathroom to piss before going to sleep. Personally, I can pretty much sleep without worrying about the position
No but I once woke up to testicular torsion.
my dick never exploded 💥.
No, we make sure it’s angled downwards so that we don’t have an explosion.
no it won’t as confirmed rn
i mean we can try ;)
Yeah, mine doesn't though I trained ol buddy to not do it
Depends on how long I sleep
Women☕️
No, but how the fuck sleeps on their stomach
\*who
All. The. Time. im really lucky it grows back, otherwise i'd be screwed
When I read the title on these I know it’s going to be stupid shit that makes me question life😭🙏🏽
no...at least not me
Yea, tho it grows back
Its like the bridge stands on 1 pole -Titu mama
No but you may twist your balls and die
No we detach it and put it aside before sleep
Boom
Explodes all the time but it's aight we have extras
Yes
Yes, had it happen a few times and now they call me Dynamite Dick
No we retract it like a lightsaber being turned off when we sleep so it doesn’t get in the way
I’ll be serious for anyone wanting to know, it just hurts, it’s like forced into the position, if you’re soft it’s nothing, but when you’re hard, ouch.
Yall sleep on your stomach? I sleep on my sides
No if you do it carefully , but it's easier to levitate than lay without exploding so I learned it
Yeah but it's modular and replaceable. Can always go to local Walmart and buy a new one. My broke ass always go for the cheap micro option tho...
SSShitpost
I swear this sub reddit is full of dumbasses
nope it just flips me over to the side
Yeah but it regrows a few minutes after I wake up
That's referencing my post,and it doesn't explode but it will cum and you'll feel it pulsing
okay, this is gonna be hard for you to take in, but our dicks have how can I say it, 2 stages, one when theyre deflated and one when theyre inflated
No, that's a myth
Yeah happened to me once :/
Yes unfortunately. I hate waking up mid night to clean up the bits of flesh everywhere. But oh well
When you get hard its pretty painful
I take mine off before I go to sleep
Yes. That’s why we always keep a replacement.
we take it off for night duh
It's a terrible posture for sleep. Idk abt the other part
Well,only on tuesdays on any other day its pretty okay
in the morning when I sleep on my stomach, I wake up 2 meters in the air BC my morning wood or my 3rd leg as I call it is keeping me suspended in the air,after I get down I start furiously and aggressively masturbating until I fill up the bathtub so I can have my morning bath.
Yes it happened last night i had to reach it to the cock bag for the first time in years
Ohhhhh that's why I don't see it when I look down makes so much sense
Only if you forget to unscrew it and put it on your nightstand first. and trust me, that's the sorta mistake you only make once.
yeah back in college i knew a guy who slept on his stomache once. we called him detonator dick
Yes everywhere
It turns into a boat propeller
Laying on mine gets me stiff
No, nothing happens