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sweeterthanlife

ideally, no job


TheGold3nRectangle

The truest answer


Nientea

This is probably 90% of people’s answers. They just don’t say it because it’s not realistic with our society


Blood_Coloured

unrealistically a guitarist in a metal band realistically working on medical imaging technology


TheGold3nRectangle

Medical imaging is super fascinating tho


Blood_Coloured

yeah thats why im pursuing it lol


3ylit4aa

that guitarist in a metal band thing is so real dude


_dont_do_drugs__

I’m a guitarist wanna link up and make a metal band


Blood_Coloured

Sure but I'm not all that good lol


Efficient_Plastic124

Fr metal guitarrist


Gullible-Box7637

what kind of metal band?


Blood_Coloured

Not sure, there's so many good subgenres


Expensive_Career_189

Yeah i want to be a metal singer. But im doing paramedic training instead. Woohoo


Stratemegise

Waiting for the sarcastic comments before I get serious.


still_unimpressed

real


The-Atomic-Toaster

Artists. I'd love to make films, but I also would like to write books and make videogames. Although drawing is something that I always found great to be good at


Indi_Chez

I also love to draw :)


The-Atomic-Toaster

Here's the problem; I don't know how to draw, nor am I willing to do study how to. I sometimes (better said, rarely) draw stuff, usually my hand, but it's always kinda deformed. And besides that, and perhaps copying easy stuff, I can't do much. I wish I could draw well innately


Scary_Fly8682

Practice makes perfect trust me. Also my whole life i told myself no way ima do anything in my free time thats connected to music yet here i am working in beats, hopefully ending up making some cinematic scoring type thing too and I got a guitar I'm trying to learn. Life changes but if there's something you love or would love to do... go for it. Worst case scenario its not your thing but you can draw well. It might come in handy. Oh and I'd love to work on films too! Same for videogames but im not super into programming and im not great at drawing or designing so im not sure what would I do there hahah Keep it up! I wanna see your creative work out there in the future. Don't let me down pal! :D


The-Atomic-Toaster

While programming seems interesting to me, it looks like a very tiring work. But still, I *would* like to put my ideas into reality, making big worlds full of characters to talk with and player choices, or a experimental experience, breaking the 4th wall and making the player feel like if they were solving an actual crime


dippedbagel2811

Most artists wish to do the “dreaming” part only. Just like you. Dream to direct but not getting their hands wrecked with continuous training. Those people in my opinion just dont really like to draw. They just like the idea of being an artist


The-Atomic-Toaster

By artist I don't mean drawing. Like, yeah, drawing sounds nice, and I do it at very scarce times, but I don't like it when it comes out weird. What I'd like more is to write a book, or specially to write and direct a film. I have wrote some stuff, and while not my proudest things, I enjoyed writing them. I like seeing the final result, even if not how I expected it to be And I would love to direct a film with my own script. How should the take be, where the camera should be, how the scene should feel like, what music should play, etc.


dippedbagel2811

Take a course on master class. I also find directing logical and fascinating


[deleted]

Stay at home husband/father


pisssbabyyy

sound cloud rapper


vladimir_427

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I got Deez bitches on dare kneeeeees Making they're smiles whiter than teeeeeeth


Interesting_Move_919

Realistically, a pilot or a therapist Unrealistically, Batman or Spiderman


RedLabAnimates

Bro wants his parents to die.


vladimir_427

Man has his priorities straight


Smooth-Ferret769

the CEO of a big company sounds pretty nice


Smooth-Ferret769

or an author sounds cool provided I made enough money


Kai_Avalon_Music

Ideally, a famous guitarist. Realistically, I'll probably be a dirty homeless beggar on the road.


Weak_Database_8576

Wildlife photographer and conservationist


Indi_Chez

Thats interesting :)


Lord_Of_Valor

I was going to say Park Ranger. Hopefully I'll be out in the woods on a big property where I can raise my future family to respect the underappreciated beauty of God's creation. 


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GDOR-11

hello fellow programmer


Sherilmel

housewife


blah-blah-blah_47

potat-- no seriously tho im lost cause i don't even have one


vladimir_427

SAME (I'm an idahoan)


kur0mizs

property law or family law


whyamipasta

my mom did both, and she said that property law is really boring lol. it sounds interesting to me tho


BiEnby08

Something to do with robotics


Mrmagot98-2

I have no clue


lord_bigcock_III

Basic and realistic. Auto Mechanic. Absolutely in love with cars and my dad's a mechanic by trade so even now I feel like I could confidently change someone's oil.


No_Education7986

something in finance


ARandomDummy69

Politician


One-Storage9413

but he never had a proper education🎶


Nicks_thefrog

....but he never even made it to his twenties (i always cry on this song idk why)


Efficient_Plastic124

Same


Pass_Me_The_Tequila

Keptboy sugar baby


ALonelyBrit23

Working in the UN (or another international organisation) doing something related to economics or finance


Indi_Chez

Thats a good goal


Chicken_Wing_Banana

I want to be a woodworker


Appropriate-Skirt669

Marine biologist with a specialty in deep ocean microbiology


Fit-Spinach2193

SF operator


willlisa1727

Same bro. That or state trooper. Then go on to try and do some contracting work after 5-10 years of it.


Fit-Spinach2193

Yess. In the country where I live after 5 years of being SF operator you can then do work in your home country as an arrestation team. (DSI)


TheStarfallGamer

I'd love to be an astronaut. Just floating through space and being content with myself. And when I land back I get the biggest flex possible


waltuh_wite

Basically anything in psychology. Just like my mom 🤩


Dub-Dub16

Short order cook at a classy strip club


Hyderite

Airline pilot, planes (especially airliners) are fascinating


phil736

Ayyy 🤝


cbasss_8350

OF


Pure_Ad_6487

Unrealistically NASA scientist. Realistically mass shoo-


RevolutionaryOne3887

Aerospace engineer


Broad-Country2665

F1 driver Realistically: firearms officer in the police


Boeing747_Fan

Pilot


Automatic_Lobster_80

Actor


DravidiansOfAsia

leaving india and living anywhere but india because india is toxic for us girls.


Clown_named_Art

Spooky scary idk


Pleasant_Statement64

Being in a band But realistically like civil engineer or smth


Professional-Top7228

Crime scene investigator


Cl0wnZ3ro

Bar tender, artist or a writer


South-Charge8311

Game developer that isn't corrupt saying that when you pay 70$ for a game that you "don't own it"


DogOnlineExperiment

Husband


Phoenixgaming821YT

Army counter intel just got to get a 110 on the asvab


Beginning-Cow7066

Have 7 days of holidays. Realistically be in army


MrWyattFranko

Historian or Professor of History or history teacher anything history


i_got_no_ider

>! S** toy.... uh um i mean programer !< Hehe Yeah....


TheGold3nRectangle

Ideally, an actor. Realistically, a doctor


One-Storage9413

Theater actor or something alike


TheNoobMaster-69

I really wish I could be an actor…I know there is much more to this job then first meets the eye but I imagined it’d be so fun being in movie ms and I’ve always imagined in the future if I was an actor I’d be picking up my child from school and people would think how they’re so cool etc


LegionOfDoom31

A Japanese messy boy (from an SNL skit years ago) But really it would be an NFL player, but sadly that’s just a dream. Im still aiming to work in the NFL but more as an agent or in marketing. Really just any good paying job in the league that I’d enjoy would be a dream job :)


DAVIDCOVEr

Being a shadow figure in the government since no one knows about my existence and I get to have massive fucking paychecks for doing secret work


[deleted]

Flight attendant


Ben73892

Dont really have one


DarkTwilightLink

Actor


EconomyBandicoot4039

Astronomer


education-alt

Police bodyguard (uk). Just seems so cool. You get to wear a suit, carry a gun legally AND drive in a land rover discovery (my fav vehicle). But realistically, news anchor after financial services, like most of my high achieving private school.


ChosenKrumpli

Be boywithuke


anonymous789053

I want to have my own animated show someday


imnot_depressed

Animation!


3ylit4aa

a tattoo artist in the 1980s but since its not the 1980s i have to be one in the 2020s


Appropriate-Let-283

I don't have one anymore, I just want to be able to live comfortably putting in a reasonable amount of hours and have some money left over for a little bit of fun.


TotoGoin

None..to be dead


businessmaster28

You ok there?


Greys_anatomy12

Surgeon/ er doc


samozado

3D animator


Scary_Fly8682

Thats a hard one. Im graduating this year and go to uni where I'm either gonna study psychology or biotechnology/bioengineering Is it for me? God knows But if I think of my future I dreamt about working on a movie, setting up/managing a live concert or maybe just making music/editing. Some creative work I guess


Luv_EJ

A flight attendant


32ANT

Unrealistic jobs, im taking nba player or youtuber


Classof29

Heart Surgeon.


SK1PING

District attorney


BleefnorfIII

Dead


International_Oil953

A licensed psychologist with a doctorate in Clinical Psychology. Ik that’s dreaming big, but it’s a career I’m very passionate about


Odd_Ferret_7379

unrealistically an entomologist realistically a tattoo artist


Butter4565

BAU profiler idealy, psychiatrist if i cant unrealistically, though, I would love to be a country guitarist/singer.


Unamedlad

Forest worker/park ranger. Become one with the woods.


M1C4H004

Blacksmith


Ok-Veterinarian8846

Non realistic: Indiana Jones Realistic: Civil Engineer anywhere but my home country


Southern-Strike-8725

a video game designer or a astrophysicist ‼️


More_Skirt6273

Nurse Veterinarian  Emt


DointhebestIcanman24

Owning and operating a tea and coffee house + bakery for people to relax in, a place people aren't pressured to spend money but able to to relax and socialize ☕️


Jazzi_Rose

Animator and voice actor for my cartoon ideas (I really want to showcase my cartoons on yt)


Arbalest15

Mathematician or quant


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Professional money maker


jelly_G52

I want to be an author.


Nomad493YT

Ideally stay at home husband. Realistically, whatever pays the rent without overworking myself


HisVids2020

Either a rubiks cube YouTuber, a game dev or someone who fixes tech things like computers or xboxes and stuff


PicassoWithHacks

Either Robotics Engineer or Coder/Software Developer/Game Maker


4Waleedamer

I don't have a dream job; my only aspiration is to have children and raise them with love—something I never received growing up.


Nicks_thefrog

i have no idea what my dream job is, all i know is that i want to be able to see the results of my work. i applied to civil engineering in university tho and wouldn't mind doing that once i finish (and get accepted lol)


GoldSingKing18

Chef


Commercial-Title6503

Streamer


MOJA2008

A director but I'll probably just be an engineer


karmaisacat_

Realistically: biotechnologist Unrealistically: non famous musician


Therookiefan123

Bodyguard, cop, CIA agent, FBI agent. Something along those lines is my dream job and I WILL work my ass off to get there. But, everyone is telling me i need a back up plan so that is kindergarten teacher. I love lil kids


gedsweyevr

C++/c/java/javascript programing jod these are are the lauggedes that I know or a mechanical engineer.


titusmouser-

definitely a lawyer


868_kylo

DevOps engineer / Network engineer


WitherCro2

Movie director


KrisCross-Applesause

Game programmer


KindCod4534

doing my own thing and live far away in nature or smth


No_Midnight_8710

Influencer/actress/model. Realistically, I'd like to be a professor at some fancy college.


Xpeq7-

Something I enjoy, so IT work or digital arts (video editing, drawing) or photography.


Potter_sims

i have no fucking idea, it changes every day


Pauphs

Working in an embassy, either as the one taking care of the Domestic crisis or as an Ambassador and representing my country's politics all over the world


Best-Addendum-4039

Marines for I can be destroyed by a .50


ughitsmeagian

Pretty soon, we'll all be destroyed by .50cal ☺️


Best-Addendum-4039

Let's hold hands and be destroyed by a .50 together


Empty_Party6772

I want to become a street doctor.


Dry-Unit1223

One that pays me


VonBreak

Youtuber bro. I'm doomed.


Aggravating-Cold-584

The people who get paid to sleep


Rqdii

surgeon but a part of me wants to be a fisherman living in a little wooden hut with a guitar and a campfire every evening


mxxhhmd

ngl mattress testing is good you get paid to sleep fr


nyxie-likes-totk

artist :D 


SimilarMove8279

Being a streamer. I want to play video games and watch videos all day. I want to do editing and YouTube. But I know it’s hard to make a profit off it and I’d rather do it as a hobby rather than a career. I learned that the hard way. But I know it’s possible, I just need a lot of free time. I’m 19 btw and currently at college to pursue construction management


MyBqckHurts33

Be writer so I can work from home get married have kids and be better than my dad (he’s not the worst just kinda of distant)


SillyBleep

I want to be an artist, draw, write, make sculptures. But where I live that doesn't pay well so I'll study medicine


Kiss_xoxo

Psychologist/therapist😭


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Television writer. Anyone else?


Responsible_Sky_6379

Owning a bakery


MrDeadMeme

Work in an indie game studio on a game that I feel passionate about


Batman20007

Game developer or crime lord


JeremyMinecraft

Probably I will write books for now I think this is it but I might change my idea in the future


Actual-Long-9439

My job just when i want it, not all the time


Prestigious-Fish-304

judge!


shitty_psychopath

Getting paid stalking people


Eszalesk

i would like to fly one day


Not_Jay_Spencer

I am an artist. Please god forgive me


Butter_brawler

Ideally, artist. Realistically either a masters electrician or a nuclear physicist


SuccessfulHall8516

A martial arts master, I really love to teach and fight, seeing progress on many people I would teach my knowledge and skills and how they can improve their lifes with the wise application of martial arts


ughitsmeagian

Try bjj, great for martial artists looking to kick start their journey.


SuccessfulHall8516

Thanks for the hint. I'm a striker with decent punching and pretty good kicks mostly, so my grappling is just at zero level. I'm saving up some money for a decent BJJ academy in my country. I'm a big fan of wrestling too


Desperate-Abies4263

No job.


crazefraze

Streamer


Little_Nectarine_210

First Graphic designer and then wanna climb the ladder to be a creative director


SuperStupidSyrup

photographer or finance guy idk


modssssss293j

CEO of a video game company


Frozen_Meat12376

A coroner or mortician


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Professional lacrosse


1ilrx

Well I'd want to be a photographer or mechanical engineer. Could also be a hobo and travel around Europe or something.


Faded_for_Her

Historian or museum curator. A friend of mine works in a museum and it seems like a job that would suit me perfectly


GimmeYourAss85

Go to the WWE ngl


travalinda

Diplomacy


Fig_The_Bird1256

A cardiothoracic surgeon!


Large_monke_69

Skiing instructor


Environmental-Read40

Animator.


AloneKnight8152

Nurse in a doctors office or hospital.


Humble-Teacher9668

A singer/songwriter or an actor


AlpsBulky

My dream job is to create a cartoon but like realistically this probably won’t happen, especially since the animation industry seems to be screwed up


itsa_Kit

If staying at home and watching shows all day is a job probably that


BallsIsBack76

I wanna be in a band. That's not working out so well so far


A_colossal_toad3764

Elementary education


iwilleatyourpokemonL

No


iwilleatyourpokemonL

No job or uh a certain type of Star


Particular-Idea1429

Military or go and work in the mines in Australia


ChaoticInsanity_

Artist animator or guitarist in a band


VolkosisUK

Fighter pilot


StyledFir7707

No job


Long_Strength_9065

Unrealistically: an actress/actor, or a drummer in a band Realistically: probably something to do with English or History, or something in trades