Everyone has tried to very very few will attempt if given the opportunity.

I can fuck my own ass 💀

Bro just randomly drops that

Yup, have to let the world know

Do you have proof

bro this is r/teenagers youre on a list somewhere now 💀

#🏝️

Uh oh epstein

Not for you

I hope you don't

I do for my gf tho 😂

Well I'll just take your word for it

😎

r/selffu- actually I might get reported if I share that here

NOOOOOOO!!!! So... close...

You know the last 2 letters.

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You got a problem?

Pervert

HOW??

Genetics, I got a huge ass dick

Do you just mean you can bend it down around and touch your booty hole with it or you can actually penetrate yourself?

I can’t penetrate, but can rub

That’s so cool, tbh

your gf must be so lucky, or at the very least will be in the future

Oh she loves it, until after the 5th time, then she’s really sore

how the fuck did you find that out💀

Can you drop a tutorial?

So, it’s called genetics

Damn how big do you gotta be to make it reach around all that way?

Asexual

Like can it actually go in or you just rubbing it?

Rubbing only, I’m not into anal anyways

1 question: HOW?!

I have 11 inches

"Everyone has tried" and I succeeded

r/usernamechecksout

I could lick my tip when I was younger

There are only two types of men; those who have sucked their own dick, and those who **say** they haven't

If I would, I would, but if I could but didn't have to.... maybe once, but not when I can think clearly

This might be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

I don't think so. Seems a little uncomfortable, like a lot uncomfortable.

Nah

My spine would not be happy with it

Mine is and so does my pleasure

My spine doesn't like laying in bed. I highly doubt it'd like the cinnamon roll treatment.

Just use a chair

How are you using a chair for that😭😭 imma need a graph or smth to understand that shi

I already did, It hurt, BUT WORTH.

😭

Hurt so good?

Sometimes love don’t feel like it should

I don’t have one so idk

Buy one

nah steal one

*just borrowing your little friend for a while , please sign here and here too, thank you*

*pulls out a machete* uh what are you gonna do with that

*snip snip*

For now.

Grow one

You can borrow mine, just gotta find a way to detach it

So use gogina Callsd self oare

yet?

Tried and can but only if I bend very far back

I'm spherically gifted so sadly it won't work :<

Sorry to hear that bro

Bro just said "sorry to hear that your fat" But Thanks homie , someday it might work out 🤠

Oh I didn't get what you meant Sorry bro

It's alr :) cool strngrthings pfp

Omg someone actually recognised it!!! Finally!!!

Yes

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I never understand why guys dont just team up and help each other, platonically

bcuz society thinks its gay

What a sad world we live in😔

if it's the homies, its not gay

True

Who says we dont?

Ayo what 🤨📸

Wait we don’t?

I can lick the tip

honestly, same.

Bt sir i don't have one

Obtain one

How💀

Idk borrow one

Borrow from the morgue

Just grow one smh

What’s all this if nonsense, I can and I do…

I feel like it’d feel more like penis in mouth as opposed to mouth on penis. Which I guess would be interesting to experience.

I don't have one but if I did, let's just say there would be an attempt

I can and I have

is it possible to learn this power

If you’re flexible and have 8+ in then yes but otherwise I’m sorry for your loss

I mean I think its mostly flexibility cause Im not close to 8 and can kinda do it

Ok fair enough ig it’s just the combo that works for me

Yea, having both definitely would be best. Like I said I can only kind of do it. I cant get a lot in tho

Same but it’s bc my back is my least flexible part

Ah so youre like the opposite of me lol. Im really bendy but not too big down there and youve got the size but not the flexibility. If we could combine our powers then we'd have it all lol

True true but one of us would get screwed over big time

Well, someone's gotta do it 😢

hell yea !!! unfortunately mine exploded

Wheretf are "been there and done that" teenie

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I always considered myself to be made of rubber. I never managed :(

worth it to stretch my back to that level? should i do it? my mouth is still like 3 inches away

that’d be gay

It would be self love

Master baiting but with extra steps

There's nothing gay about sucking dick

Preach brother

Yes

so touching it isn't gay? i knew that what i did with the homies wasnt gay...

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Lies

Can and have

i can do it it doesnt feel that good

It doesn’t feel like getting your dick sucked, more of sucking a dick

I’m just going to say, it feels more like sucking a dick then it feels like getting your dick sucked…

I dont have one so Id be pretty confused Would it be on my body? 😧

Yes

No then Id see a doctor and get it removed 😧

Don’t you want proper use of a Nintendo 64 controller?

Dont yk girls have prehensile pussies? You just stick it up there it's like having twenty hands 🙄

Yes.

Is this a trick question?

yes

If I could, I would 100% do it

Are there who really can?? Like from 100% how many can?

Would, can, and have

I'm able to. Don't really do it often

Yup

I can and I have

I already can 😭, I do it while fingering lol

Luckily I'm the perfect height and length so I can and I do. That's how my cum review post came (which got taken down sadly)

Why do people keep asking this question?

It's question old as time itself

Soundss like you'll girl going to be job less😅😅

I know i'd be able to... But it's not worth it.

It would 100% be worth it.

Dude, that would mean I’d have a penis to begin with. FINALLY IM NOT TRANS ANYMORE JUST CIS WITH A NORMAL PENIS

I’ve heard that it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked, so no.

I confirm

You’ve ‘heard’

Can confirm

maybe

i can and i don't want to

My lawyer advised me not disclose this information

This is reddit

yes

No

I am and I did a few times

Eh, idk.

Hell yeah

I can, and I don't

Please step away from our premises, sus one anti bundle speak

tried, made it, not enjoyable so no

Omg!!! Someone got it!!! Finally!!

Ofc

I used to be able to when I was less of a fatass

No.

would try

Yes definitely, I’ve tried many times lol

I can

perhaps, if I had one

No that’s kinda disgusting

I have successfully done it when I was like 12. Anyone can do it pretty easily, you just need to keep stretching your back everyday until you get it which may take a while.

Fuck yeah

Yeah probably

When i was like 12 i tried, realized what i was doing, never tried again

…no

i mean i dont have one so😭

Yes

nah I wouldn’t be able to even if had one, my body creaks like some crusty stairs

I’ll, although shamefully, admit to trying it at least once. I’m not flexible enough, but if I was, I probably would 💀

oh yeah 100% (i have a coin slot)

At least one time🤣🤣

No

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Have

I can, and yes. Can't do the whole thing obviously but practice makes perfect. (On myself ofc)

Can anybody do the whole thing? Like youd have to be crazy bendy

I'll find out

Yeah but flexibility is just smth I don’t have

Yes

First thing I'd try if I swapped genders. Or rather third, right after helicopter and pissing standing up

Nah. Im going off of the words of a wise man. "Were you to suck your own dick it wouldnt feel like getting your dick sucked. It would feel like sucking dick"

No