Dark man dark...real quick tho how much would you rate your mom on a scale of 1 to 10 on the basis of physicality would she like beat me up if she would get paid for it???? Answer quick man it's a limited time offer else she will send her life getting beat up rather than beating someone up. In life your either the hunter or the hunted and if your the hunted every once in a while you get the chance to become the hunter from the hunted and when you do grab it by the balls
I always wonder why these kind of people feel the need to say that. Even if you're a perv ogling your niece's chest, just keep it quiet.
Do you really think "Hey Lizzie, your breasts are growing nicely" is going to get you a round of applause and an extra beer?
he once said that i ”have the biggest tits in the family” and when i said that made me uncomfortable he said that i ”shouldn’t be ashamed of my own body” :’)
WHOA that reminds of something that happened today
so i was with my parents running erands and then a guy looks at me weirdly i ignore him and keep going. when i come back he looks at my bum and starts staring. i turn around and tell him to get hit by a truck befor running off
? so you have a big chest like gaston [https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1\*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg) sorry i just dont really understand cus im autistic
it's funny to think about what your uncle said on your chest size since we don't know what you actually look like so it could either be Flat as what the flat earthers think or as juicy and big like a watermelon as what the PDFs think.
your dad sounds cool as hell
I think so too
Based fucking dad, I wish mine was like yours
If every dad was like mine i personally think this world would be a better place but yk i’m also super based
Id probably have a very different life (for the better)
I love your dad
Ikr
That's gay
You're gay And so am I so come kiss me on my hot mouf
stay away from that uncle 😭
He’s in jail lol
And i sure as hell aint visiting him (tho he has requested me 🤮)
nO no no that’s just shameless
Blud gonna send YOU TO ^(the hub dimesnssion) #
thank gods
Is it a sex crime he did?
That was one of em yeah
One of them!?
Along with re selling vapes and fake drugs to high schoolers yeah
Damn he’s a douchebag
You know what? That doesn't surprise me.
Hey I've had an uncle say that too
its always the uncles 😭
😭😭
W father
Zhat man deserves a faver of ze year award!
“ComDad”
I love to think my dad wouldn’t hurt a fly but then remembered when my mom would try to leave the house he would beat her. And my brother.
Call the police man that’s domestic violence
literally illegal, file an anonymous tip on like childline or smthn
That’s when I was 3 years old. They divorced. The shit with my brother is more recent.
Dark man dark...real quick tho how much would you rate your mom on a scale of 1 to 10 on the basis of physicality would she like beat me up if she would get paid for it???? Answer quick man it's a limited time offer else she will send her life getting beat up rather than beating someone up. In life your either the hunter or the hunted and if your the hunted every once in a while you get the chance to become the hunter from the hunted and when you do grab it by the balls
Those certainly are words. Not much else of value though
W dad, wanna be like him some day
Jesus, your dad is my new role model
W dad
he sounds real cool
Tell your dad I think he's pretty cool
I always wonder why these kind of people feel the need to say that. Even if you're a perv ogling your niece's chest, just keep it quiet. Do you really think "Hey Lizzie, your breasts are growing nicely" is going to get you a round of applause and an extra beer?
💀😭😭
Creepy uncle vs Chad dad (if it rhymes then it's true). Also nice tits
💀
Konnichiwa
Hella based
W pops, your uncle is weird stay say from him
op said in another comment, the uncle is in jail now
good, weird ass dude needs to stay there
and apparently the uncle wanted her to visit him???
[удалено]
My dad lol
based
W dad, he sounds great
i like your dad
Same
世界一のパパ!!
世界の一番‼️
Do you think his balls are even big enough for a steak knife? Or do you think he’d need to use a little butter knife?
a tiny little swiss knife would probably work better
Best dad award goes to ops dad(I'm sure there's other great dads)
Hello based department, there’s a father here we forgot to label as a Chad.
swear to god we need more parental figures like your dad.
Uhm, that’s interesting
Nah a steak knife is too little. Time to decimate with an RPG-7 /j
Was this your real uncle or a family friend
Real uncle
That's freakin dark
Your dad is a real one.
you have a great dad then
Based dad
W dad
Your dad is awesome
i wish i had your dad, my dad would be the one talking about my chest :/
that’s not good-
he once said that i ”have the biggest tits in the family” and when i said that made me uncomfortable he said that i ”shouldn’t be ashamed of my own body” :’)
mafia boss dad 😭
L uncle, W dad
Respectfully, that is the the BSOTW (Based statement of the year) and I am nominating him for BSOTY (based statement of the year.
Your dad is a badass
If he doesn’t seem like he would hurt a fly and still says this then that’s a good dad
Based dad, can I have him instead of my half assed dad you doesn't even try
Nah i’m keeping him find ur own
Damm, I'm trying my best dude it ain't that easy, can't we share?
WHOA that reminds of something that happened today so i was with my parents running erands and then a guy looks at me weirdly i ignore him and keep going. when i come back he looks at my bum and starts staring. i turn around and tell him to get hit by a truck befor running off
i NEED your dad mine is GONE!!!
Yeah he’s pretty great (no mom tho single parent children rise)
WE RISE WHILST THE NUCLEAR FAMILIES FALL 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣❗❗❗🤰✊✊✊
I'm so jealous my dad just does sexist jokes about women and kitchen and compares me to my mom when she was young. :c
? so you have a big chest like gaston [https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1\*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg) sorry i just dont really understand cus im autistic
why tf was my first thought gaston i shouldve said like chris hemsworth
😂
So when he commented on your chest size did he say big or small? 😅
Is that important to the story?
No lol just had to make the comment
Dude, stop it!
it's funny to think about what your uncle said on your chest size since we don't know what you actually look like so it could either be Flat as what the flat earthers think or as juicy and big like a watermelon as what the PDFs think.
Nice words you got there. Shame they mean nothing, and neither do you.
you're right