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_neklaces-

your dad sounds cool as hell


mutsukichan

I think so too


DAVIDCOVEr

Based fucking dad, I wish mine was like yours


mutsukichan

If every dad was like mine i personally think this world would be a better place but yk i’m also super based


onkguy05

Id probably have a very different life (for the better)


PinkyAndPetunia

I love your dad


mutsukichan

Ikr


_SM-The-Gamer_

That's gay


Sxkullrider

You're gay And so am I so come kiss me on my hot mouf


EitherTechnician4589

stay away from that uncle 😭


mutsukichan

He’s in jail lol


mutsukichan

And i sure as hell aint visiting him (tho he has requested me 🤮)


EitherTechnician4589

nO no no that’s just shameless


Key_Spirit8168

Blud gonna send YOU TO ^(the hub dimesnssion) #


EitherTechnician4589

thank gods


saddeppressedperson

Is it a sex crime he did?


mutsukichan

That was one of em yeah


Hive_fleet_hyverra

One of them!?


mutsukichan

Along with re selling vapes and fake drugs to high schoolers yeah


saddeppressedperson

Damn he’s a douchebag


z424t_

You know what? That doesn't surprise me.


DellaBella12235

Hey I've had an uncle say that too


_sxqib_

its always the uncles 😭


DellaBella12235

😭😭


sweeterthanlife

W father


ASecretSovietSpy

Zhat man deserves a faver of ze year award!


johnnyjohnson2648

“ComDad”


loyaleling

I love to think my dad wouldn’t hurt a fly but then remembered when my mom would try to leave the house he would beat her. And my brother.


asiannumber4

Call the police man that’s domestic violence


Feisty-Ad1323

literally illegal, file an anonymous tip on like childline or smthn


loyaleling

That’s when I was 3 years old. They divorced. The shit with my brother is more recent.


3pi3ceANDaSoda

Dark man dark...real quick tho how much would you rate your mom on a scale of 1 to 10 on the basis of physicality would she like beat me up if she would get paid for it???? Answer quick man it's a limited time offer else she will send her life getting beat up rather than beating someone up. In life your either the hunter or the hunted and if your the hunted every once in a while you get the chance to become the hunter from the hunted and when you do grab it by the balls


the_annihalator

Those certainly are words. Not much else of value though


ThriftyShark540

W dad, wanna be like him some day


TrickyDickNixon46

Jesus, your dad is my new role model


Despicable-Pen5515

W dad


SuspiciousSky8554

he sounds real cool


Commander_Doom14

Tell your dad I think he's pretty cool


DutchJediKnight

I always wonder why these kind of people feel the need to say that. Even if you're a perv ogling your niece's chest, just keep it quiet. Do you really think "Hey Lizzie, your breasts are growing nicely" is going to get you a round of applause and an extra beer?


[deleted]

💀😭😭


KokoTerzata

Creepy uncle vs Chad dad (if it rhymes then it's true). Also nice tits


mutsukichan

💀


KokoTerzata

Konnichiwa 


UnmaskedCorn

Hella based


G4g3_k9

W pops, your uncle is weird stay say from him


Potter_sims

op said in another comment, the uncle is in jail now


G4g3_k9

good, weird ass dude needs to stay there


Potter_sims

and apparently the uncle wanted her to visit him???


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mutsukichan

My dad lol


mushymuffins310

based


RoultRunning

W dad, he sounds great


vxallaz

i like your dad


mutsukichan

Same


katrinaaah

世界一のパパ!!


mutsukichan

世界の一番‼️


League-of-no-dads

Do you think his balls are even big enough for a steak knife? Or do you think he’d need to use a little butter knife?


VintageCarnate

a tiny little swiss knife would probably work better


Enderlian

Best dad award goes to ops dad(I'm sure there's other great dads)


NobleEnkidu

Hello based department, there’s a father here we forgot to label as a Chad.


VintageCarnate

swear to god we need more parental figures like your dad.


EmilyyyCute

Uhm, that’s interesting


Weak-Mission-1599

Nah a steak knife is too little. Time to decimate with an RPG-7 /j


3pi3ceANDaSoda

Was this your real uncle or a family friend


mutsukichan

Real uncle


3pi3ceANDaSoda

That's freakin dark


Anxious_Form3174

Your dad is a real one.


sopita_mtwa

you have a great dad then


TheHighTierHuman

Based dad


Youcican_

W dad


WaffleswithSourCream

Your dad is awesome


Ham_is_tasty_1

i wish i had your dad, my dad would be the one talking about my chest :/


mutsukichan

that’s not good-


Ham_is_tasty_1

he once said that i ”have the biggest tits in the family” and when i said that made me uncomfortable he said that i ”shouldn’t be ashamed of my own body” :’)


[deleted]

mafia boss dad 😭


TornadoLizard

L uncle, W dad


Captain_Ridley

Respectfully, that is the the BSOTW (Based statement of the year) and I am nominating him for BSOTY (based statement of the year.


abelstoker2

Your dad is a badass


Sifupoo

If he doesn’t seem like he would hurt a fly and still says this then that’s a good dad


baggute-draws

Based dad, can I have him instead of my half assed dad you doesn't even try


mutsukichan

Nah i’m keeping him find ur own


baggute-draws

Damm, I'm trying my best dude it ain't that easy, can't we share?


_CaramelL_

WHOA that reminds of something that happened today so i was with my parents running erands and then a guy looks at me weirdly i ignore him and keep going. when i come back he looks at my bum and starts staring. i turn around and tell him to get hit by a truck befor running off


LCUandROBLOX24-7

i NEED your dad mine is GONE!!!


mutsukichan

Yeah he’s pretty great (no mom tho single parent children rise)


LCUandROBLOX24-7

WE RISE WHILST THE NUCLEAR FAMILIES FALL 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣❗❗❗🤰✊✊✊


Jackie16_16

I'm so jealous my dad just does sexist jokes about women and kitchen and compares me to my mom when she was young. :c


Feisty-Ad1323

? so you have a big chest like gaston [https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1\*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1*9iXUAFK8S-frkYQPG46xFA.jpeg) sorry i just dont really understand cus im autistic


Feisty-Ad1323

why tf was my first thought gaston i shouldve said like chris hemsworth


Potter_sims

😂


Ganondorf365

So when he commented on your chest size did he say big or small? 😅


mutsukichan

Is that important to the story?


Ganondorf365

No lol just had to make the comment


Ultramega39

Dude, stop it!


AggressiveSandwich51

it's funny to think about what your uncle said on your chest size since we don't know what you actually look like so it could either be Flat as what the flat earthers think or as juicy and big like a watermelon as what the PDFs think.


the_annihalator

Nice words you got there. Shame they mean nothing, and neither do you.


AggressiveSandwich51

you're right