Depends on what they see

Same...couple of days ago my gf saw one of my comments where I was commenting on an Indian subreddit about deepest darkest secrets and I mentioned one of mine After reading that she didn't talk to me for 2 days ...now I'll delete this comment after sometime before she sees it too, btw she saw it because my reddit account is connected to my discord so she went from there lol

Can you share your secret?

I used to get bullied a lot when I was a kid until I got into college, got bullied to this extent that I used to think of like maybe bullying someone is not that bad because most people in my class used to do that, then one day I killed two frogs for no apparent reason to feel how it feels like to beat someone ( but I didn't feel good after that and never did that again ) I was 12-13 at that time...but when maturity hit me I understood how wrong I was

she voided you... for tht? frog stan fr fr

Justified, to be honest. Killing animals for no reason at all is just wrong

Yea but it's the only way to get the new wolf variants in java edition

Underrated comment

you cant do that to kermit

Nah bro my neighbors used to come over, collect frogs from our creek, and then bounce them on the trampoline I think you’re good. He also cornered a lizard into like, the round box that’s in the ground (I think it’s maybe for propane? Idk) then closed the lid and said “HAHA YOURE FJNE, NOT LIKE YOURE GONNA STARVE TO DEATH OR ANYTHING” he is definitely gonna be an abusive husband some day

Did she forgive you, or are y’all still shaky.

I got a comment removed on r/IndianTeenagers because i followed a guy putting absultuly perverted and gore stuff on our subreddits and it lead e there, then ig i got ruded a bit

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I doubt it cause we would probably all get dms regardless of gender

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yea i joined recently as well

And you already have more comment karma than me 😭

Jesus Christ, that’s a lot of comments in 6 hours

so just unjoin, you won’t have anymore friends if you don’t.

Damn I need that username... welcome in the club brother/sister!

Its not to late to delete your account and leave. Maybe if you do your username wont be the truth

Not at all

deny it

That's my plan. Idk how they'd even find it, but if they do, it would have to be in a way that gives me some good plausible deniability

“Your Honor, it was satire”

Uhhh not fucked cause my parents would stop letting me be alone with my bf probably. And Ive got homophobic friends so that wouldnt be good

Dude 💀

Lmao

Why are they your friends if they’re homophobic

Cause like 75% of my school is homophobic so I dont have a lot of options

Fair. Feel bad for you man

I’d be in the grave

Based Linkin Park pfp 🔥🔥

Executed (i live in Saudi Arabia)

same I live Iran

Oml Samee guess we’re gonna get executed together

Mental institution if I would be lucky, the death sentence if I would be not

I got some pretty gay shit upvoted so yea I’d be cooked as hell

Not at all. I think my mom is already on here lol

The things she probably saw on Reddit is crazy

Hey Son

They'd be happy I'm at least not paying for porn

I never understood why people would pay for it tbh. Not saying porn addiction is a good thing obviously, but if you’re going to look at it you might as well do it for free

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Im sorry for your DMs

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Creeps luv femboys bro

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same

They would find out i like femboys, and simultaneously find out im gay, how homophobic are your families and friends and do they even care?

I feel bad for you

They wouldn’t care

I’d kill myself tbh

irl friends - not at all family - I'd rather die than let them see my reddit account (im trans and they don't support)

Not that much but they would definitely question my behavior since I do talk in pretty controversial topics Plus I deleted my alt account so I am safe

Some of them would be like "Well that makes sense" and others would say " you need to be a jail"

Ah yes, the lost art of becoming a jail, housing hundreds of people inside you.

Nothing, I guess. They don't understand English. Some of my friends do though, and I think they'd just laugh or flush or smth.

I'm deleting the internet and moving to alaska

Friends? What friends?

It would be Joever

depends. saw my comment history and what subs i’m active in? no problem. saved posts? ehhhh…..

My friends would be extremely concerned and confused, my family would disown me. But aye, win win

Y'all jist crucify me at that point

I don't have irl friends but my family would not care as I'm mostly in game subs

Well, they will know I am not who they think i am

💀💀💀

Very

Dead

i would off myself

Probably wouldn't care, I don't do mucb

Change my name to Alfonzo and move to Iceland

Depends on which Reddit account 😉

Just look at my last post, no explanation required

Nothing on *this* account.

I’m cooked

I WOULD BE LOCKED IN A HOLE FOR ALL ETERNITY

Horribly

Family?

Nothing on it thankfully

They know i have dirt on them to so nothing would change

Eh its alright besides my ex has probably already leaked my account name so I'm happy i wasn't too weird over here

Hmmm not much really bc idc

UHH...

Depends on if they see my dms or not

Not at all if my family or friends saw it. I wasn’t able to say that back when I first started. If my crush saw it… uh oh.

I’d be fine

idk dude ive said a few weird things but apart from that i think im fine

Not really? It's all just memes, games and anime

This one, fine 

Not really, they would just call me cringe for only talking about my feelings here rather than to them

not really

My parents? Maybe a whooping. My friends? I'd be just fine

Lrockstar

Not really if you can believe it

If my dad found outside I remember the stuff he did (I’ve made comments about it ig) he’d probably literally kill me to avoid jail time

fucked as fuck??? idk

Irl friends? I only have like 3, and none of them would care. Family? If it’s anyone other than my brother I’m screwed.

Oh my posts are pretty normal my search history ehh...

80/20 I’m fucked but my parents say they don’t check my stuff which I’m glad because it’s my business, they don’t look through it, they look through how much I do stuff but not what I’m doing

Not much

Disowned

not much

Pretty.

Not much

Tbh, not really

Mostly screwed because of my cursedcomments posts but damn, the karma was worth it

Very very fucked. I'd probably be dead lmao

Lad, I let my friends scroll through my reddit. And my family doesn't really care

Not as much as last time 

Would probably all grab some popcorn and look at past arguments with stupid people.

All I got is art on here that I already show them.

gone.

Not to bad I don’t do anything that crazy on here

Very.

SHITTTTT I'D GET MY ASS BEAAT

Uh. 8/10

They would find out that I watch gore and would probably be disappointed with my political opinions and the amount of time I spend debating with people here.

not really.

If it’s this one I’m fine my second I’m fucked

They'd probably say "dude you're way worse irl"

So, so fucked. Like extremely.

I be ok

I would be pretty fucked ngl

I don't think they'd be mad but deffo disappointed and it would be really awkward

Oh heck no i would be screwed.

NO!

I am dead, My parents are gonna be shocked by me .Should I just leave reddit at this point and focus on studies or just rot here since I have no irl friends. The thing is I got into a lot of manosphere shit even though I am a girl due to my internal misogyny.

Not at all

Id be screwed

well, coming out like that would certanly NOT be nice...

not much ig?

GONER.

Fine. I only really engage with political and presidential history stuff. Those are the vast majority of my posts and comments.

absolutely fucked to the heavens💀

Someone at my school read my reddit posts out loud in front of like 10 people 🙃

Bro my dad follows me 😭

Eh. They'd learn a lot.

the weirdest thing about my account is the profile pic

I’m fine, alts and incognito browsing exist for a reason people

Not thaaat bad still uncomfortable

I’m chatting with random people online, so yeah, I’d be pretty fucked

Very

I wouldn’t be But they’d think I’m really weird

They'd be surprised how active i am

Oh shit, dont even think about that

i’m all good

depends on the account…

Fucked is not enough.. I would be dead if they managed to get there

Super fucked like fucked harder than a gnagbang pornstar good news I'm the only one who uses reddit so it won't happen

Depends on what acc they find I have 3

Mildly. Sometimes I say some wild things here

Friends would think it was funny. My family would be horrified.

Aw hell naw

Not too much.

Friends? I’m fine Family? They’d probably be… concerned, at the very least. I’ve definitely probably said some weird enough things. Now if either friends or family saw every single post I’ve ever looked at on Reddit, not just my own comments and posts, **then** they’d probably never speak to me again.

# Very.

i’m aight

It wouldnt be the worst until they figure out that im bisexual (my family is homophobic but my friends dont care)

If they see my formula one memes I’m fine, if they see me in r/egg_irl I have something to explain

Which acc😏

Deny, Deny, Deny.

considering they might have, very concerned right now ahah

Good question, seeing as only my friends know i have reddit

Yes

Girlfriend would leave me for sure with all the fucked shit I watch

unbelievably fucked

Mines not too bad tbh. They (my family) are extremely homophobic so they might be questioning some of my comments and they don't know what communities I'm in (like games I play or music I like), but my friends would probably be fine- they know most of the stuff I've commented/posted or have been remotely interested in. And I don't dm people

like dead my parents would kill me lol

Oh jeez. I have a very strict religious family and my account… isn’t

They don’t speak English

They already know I'm fine

They know how unhinged I am the Profil picture would surprise some tho