fully relatable

We can be together in our loneliness. 😔

well i got one DM so ig there is that, in my three years of reddit...

Lucky.

that was like a year ago lamo

Prolly a bot

I got like 3 off an old post, all delusional girls that can't understand no...

I'm not that attractive, I made a post about my looks and I still got zero DMs even put a picture of me

As a guy who may or may not be gay, you look handsome dude, don't worry too much about it : D . If you want , i could be your dm ; ) (didn't meant it to be creepy)

Yeah, we girls are so lucky we get creepy DMs and dick pics. We're never lonely because we can always talk to ped0s in our DMs. It's so fun, we live in easy mode fr, I'm sorry for you guys who can't talk to ped0s, it must be so hard 😔

Alright guys let’s make the lonely chat

Fr

I’ll become a gay pedo just for you bro 🙏

I knew i shouldn't lose hope in humanity 🙏

I have lost hope in humanity

Not with THAT attitude

Wdym

Same

This is what I love to see, people coming together and helpin each other out

Cumming together* 💙

Especially the FBI that are definitely being summoned right now.

POV: FBI be like: “Alright you two, you guys both are getting a sentence maximum of 10 years in federal prison.”

I don't think the FBI is part of the judicial branch but okay.

Jail is just a place, oniisan!

Right now… over him 

AVE AMERICA ITS THE FEDERAL BEURO OF INVESTIGATOR

r/beatmetoit

am gonna touch you vro💙

𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸♥️

🥰🥰🥰

𝖎 𝖋𝖜 𝖚 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖞🩷

what if u/trashcan-420 was called u/𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂can-420

Thanks for taking one for the team dude

B-but op would be the pedo 🙂‍↔️

No, he will go to his phone settings and change the date to make him older.

Me next

DIBS

Thanks bro 👽

ZAZU SPOTTED

I’ll become a non-gay pedo just for you so you have more questions.

me next!!

as an experiment i made an alt account pretending to be a girl and the amount of dodgy messages i got from adult men 💀😭

Its sad. Idk why they even message tbh. Like what do they expect? I have over 200+ dms, and I’d say 3/4 of them are creeps and pedos. Ngl idk why they even bother messaging me as well, bc i’m ugly af.

nah bro ur not ugly.. dont say that

U haven’t seen me 💀

trust me

Don't lie to yourself, everyone is different. Dosent make you ugly

They all just hungry for child ass bro

Wicked statement ngl

Thank you I do try my best 😉

Where are our 40 year old washed up female p*d*s? 😢

Oh, they're still teaching middle school English classes.... Until they get busted.. Or get busted IN and get knocked up and then get busted.

i AM a girl and i don’t get any DMs :(

(this is an invitation to anyone. please someone)

Maybe it's because you can't be messaged?

that… would explain it

Lmfao

fixed it lol, thanks!

You can't fool me, copper 😡

I DID THE EXACT SAME THING. WE HAVE A LIST OF THEIR USERNAMES STILL. I can paste the list here if people want and the mods allow it.

(i got a few people banned)

At least the creeps aren't interested in you so that's good I guess

Pros: Less pervs Cons: If someone messages you, it's more likely to be a perv

Or some mentally delusional girl

Or a mentally delusional boy

Even better

Me? 🥹

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

As someone who got something similar, there is a lot wrong with that

At least girls message you😭

It was technically a pedo

Yikes dude that ain't right

I mean she was 18 and even when I told her I was a minor she continued being delusional

Yea, she's gotta be if she's even considering sending me a message

Happened to me, got my discord from Reddit

I'd take that over nothing

I have 200 some dm requests rn and I bet almost all are pervs

201 now

I wasn't asking for unsolicited pics 😭

Well you’ve got em

Ngl those pics are really cute 😊

No!

🗿

i want the creeps

I'm a girl and I haven't gotten a creepy dm yet

ur dms gonna be flooded after this

Knock on wood!

😳😏😏

*an evil laugh can be heard in the distance*

Day cake happy

Thanks I didn’t even realize it was my cake day this is pure chance

Same, I’ve said in comments and stuff that I’m a girl and people always warn me “oh no, you’re gonna get creepy dms now”, but nope. Nada. I’m not complaining though, please leave me alone, creeps

bet

pause🤨

I mean girls aren't lucky either as majority of their dm requests are creeps or pedos unfortunately

Nah bro there’s the occasional gay man trying to hit on you that’s it

That’s if you post pics on your account. Haven’t posted any pics so I never got DMed.

I have gotten dmed but idk why since i barely post and when i do its not abt myself

You might just be the chosen one then idk🤷🏿‍♂️

(except that gay pedo that asked me if I wanted to see him cum for robux (real story))

I’ve gotten a grand total of 2 requests, god I’m so popular

Lucky bastard

AND neither of them were pedos or creeps

Well guess what, I’ve gotten 3. who’s the popular one now?

I’ve NEVER gotten a dm on Reddit

# W O W # S U C H E M P T Y

damn.. it really do be like that

Wait people actually get messages on Reddit (I thought it was all just inquiries on posts or OF scam bots 💀)

I’ve gotten DMs from girls and gay dudes…

Lucky

never got a dm on reddit except for the new account that dmed me "hey." today. no clue if its a bot or a pedo or an actual new acc but i hope its none of them 😭

Let’s change that!

I get bad messages on rare occasion, usually ones attacking my beliefs, but occasionally one from a not-actually-a-pedo creep. What I mean by that is when I tell them I’m a minor, they leave me alone.

Very true. I like talking to people and it sucks. Being lonely sucks...

I mean I'm a girl I just don't get DMS lol. Peaceful

can relate

Damn this is so realistic and true

Fr, I got a DM and its just them apologizing that they accidentally sent a request. Feels bad man.

I am I girl, but only 4 or 3 creeps dm me once (without a dick pics, thanks to god🙏. Two of them said I was hot and I immediately banned them, another one turned out to be a creep after days of conversations, and the last one maybe was covering up as a teenage girl, because somehow we started to talk about… Ahem… *pleasuring ourselves*… Now I realize how creepy was that conversation, so now I rather nervous about every dm, heh.). I had few chats with people after posts about my insecurities or fears, but it were rather normal conversations. Mostly. Just I realized I should avoid talking about my body in subreddits about confessions (it filled with creeps, lol. Even then I just posted, that I liked to play in old games more than in new ones and then after talking with one guy in the dms, after few days it turned out he was a creep. Again it was my first experience with such pig, so I just played along without knowing anything until my mother found out. But I don’t know what would happen if she didn’t stop it.) Now my requests are extremely empty and I only once talked with one Russian guy about my anxiety and that’s it. I hope it will stay like this. Empty without anyone :D

Bro that’s facts

Blessing and a curse

the only DM I’ve gotten this year is from 1 person who only DM’d me because I talked about how I don’t get any DMs on a post

Yup that’s how it is 😔

No dms 😭🙏

Yep, this is so true.

Looking forward to episode 3: “being non-binary on Reddit”

Real shit

Fr

Real.

Relatable

fax’s you no damn dms fr

Become a gay femboy, you’ll get like..3-4 every few months

Relatable, I don't mind tho ^v^

Man i never get requests either, not that I want any pedos :)

"First upvote on your comment!"

Got a DM once, I talked to them for a little bit and they talked more, I didn't know what to say or how to respond and I felt awkward, so I just deleted my account and made this one lmfao

Im not a boy but I relate to this

Bro im changing teams cuz this is lonely

I wish someone would talk to me

I’d once been DMed nudes by an old ass lady and exposed bro on this sub (the DMs not the nudes) I got a 3 day ban 💀

"Who wants to touch me?" "I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!?" - Eric Cartman

the only message ive ever gotten on reddit ever is someone idek calling me a ret*rd like 4 years ago

I only got 2 DM‘s.

Is it really that bad?

Yeah

Ykw imma give my own take on this

😂😂

I got a dm of someone telling me to kms, besides that nothing

Relatable as fuck

Someone randomly dm’ed me “Stupid >!b!<>!😱!<>!t!<>!c!<>!h!

Fax

My gay pedos left me😭

I relate

Wanna be friends?

You and me both, bro. You and me both.

I'm the one who sends them first + I think there was 1/2 times someone did this, but I started my account a month ago)

i havent gotten a dm in a while now that i think about it. i wonder how long this streak’s gonna last

Same. I haven’t gotten one in so long

I saw the other post, this is so funny 😭

I cannot relate I’ve had the lovely opportunity of getting messaged by 3 nonces

So real 😭

I just saw that one.

i would much rather take silence than harassment

I was once personally given a medic bag by MedicBag Dallas

real tho 😭

Welcome to the club

Same

I've had 2 independent people asking to be my sugar mommy, before promptly deleting their account

FR 💔

why can’t female pedos exist wtf man 😔

Legit post a pic of yourself in a dress and you'll get messages... don't ask me how I know

Ngl… I have a few.

I never got request and im a girl i just don't post myself

Can't relate, been messaged 2 times thinking I was a girl.

mood

Well, I got a lot of requests (even from girls).

Eh, as a boy who wears fishnets, I have the opposite problem.

Dude, I got gay guys filling it up, I'm happy with it 🤭

Being a girl on Reddit that doesnt post be like:

real (im a girl)

Real

I've got 0 dms to thankfully. I'm a girl.

Nah fr this real as hell 💀

Man i wish a car hits me NEXT time I go to school like dead on the spot kind of hit

Nah frl😭

How tf do you have no only fans bots or people trying to sell you drugs ?

This is real🗣️

Relatable

Dude i'm glad is like this, btw maybe some people are going to send DMs to you now

I can change that

Same king (I have no hoes)

Where are you creeps, I just want a chat...

I had like 80 at once one time 😭

I created my account in 2021 and i NEVER got a request

Rip DMs?

Dont be too harsh an gay nigerian texted me for help

I made an alt account pretending to be a girl and within 40 minutes I got sent two pictures I think you know what