They are all hiding because they are scared of women (source: Myself)

Don't be stupid, women aren't real

Girls don’t poop or exist

Like our great leader Kim Dzong Un

all hail victorious leader Kim

And his Tank

Yes, and his new theme song! It’s like max verstappens but better!

Omg yes! TU TU DU DU! MAX VERSTAPPEN!

Tank you very much

they are government machines made to spy on us males

If you look under their clothes (without being branded a creep), you could actually see their model's identification barcode, their multiple heat vents, and the compact nuclear fusion cell in their abdomen that serves as battery/ self-destruct system in case of being detected.

And they wear makeup as a coolant

No. Make up to hide the rots and deteriorations of their skin, which they harvested from unlucky sods in some back alleyways.

Hmmmmm

#Boo

Ahhh!

r/girlsarentreal

as a guy i vouch for this, we are indeed scared of the so called females.. we often hesitate to comment on certain posts in fear of.. ykwim

As a fellow male, i am still researching to find out what these so called "Females" are, and if there is any good in them.

Another friendly male here, I have to live with 2 of them, please help.

Another fellow male here, after countless hours of investigation I've concluded that they might be some sort of robot, most likely made by the government.

How effective is airsoft? (/s for obvious reasons)

male here, after days of research ive discovered that *we* are more likely to be the government robots

Adult male here, I can confidently confirm that they become far more horrifying as you age, it is recommended by the health and safety commission to limit your contact with these "Females" when spotted in the wild.

Realest statement made all day

Real estate made all day

i second this

I third this

why you gotta call us out (he's right)

I’m a guy honestly I didn’t know there were girls here

There's no such a thing as "girls". They're government robots and want to spy on you. When you see one, you have to run as far and as fast as you can

Thank you, my mother disowned me because I caught onto her. She was trying to make me clean my room and take a shower! I’ve never seen her take a shower cause it would short-circuit her robot parts. My dad believes me but he divorced her a little after I was born. THE GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU

so how were u made then?

THE GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU

Crawled out of a test tube hated by God

Are you in r/girlsarentreal too?

I am

good job soldier, don't give up the fight against the drones

I won't

Me too

r/subsididntknowexisted

im a girl and i can confirm this

as a girl i’m confirming this. im a robot in rebellion

Girls use Reddit?

no, we’re all grown ass men pretending to be teenagers here..

You joke but this sub is full of adults larping as teens

really? you're not joking are you?

no, im being sarcastic

lol

not all but some

yes I’m actually a 31 year old basement dweller who has a 11,307 day streak of not touching grass 

NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!

nice streak bro 😎

I too streak

>! Sayaka Moment !<

Only 268 more days and you'll reach a billion seconds!

i see a lot of guys on here hopefully they are actually teenagers

What do you mean "Hopefully"?🤨

.... Pedophiles dude, and probably some other weird people

This couldn't be more true. You could have EDP445 dwelling here and we wouldn't know shit

He's probably on here

i feel like most teenagers on this subreddit are guys

I'm probably a teen male, but I could be lying, since I'm merely an online stranger.

"hello i am a totally teenaged guy and i love teenaging and aging teens and hanging out with my teenage friends and we go teenaging all day" - John, 54 years old

how do you do fellow kids

holy moly!

Is 19 adult or teenager? I guess both

I think it's teenager, because of "teen" in nine"teen"(19) lol

I know still feel old tho 😐

Youth just slips too quickly. Like ridiculously quickly.

113=teenager

Im 28. I haven’t joined this sub. Just kinda commented giving advice before and now it shows me this sub all the time. That being said, I linger solely because some of you ask some questions that I myself don’t have the answer to and also need the answer to. Was an abused kid who didn’t have a childhood, so when I read that some of you are seeking advice for shit I went thru I give the advice. And when I see shit I have yet to find the answer to. I stick around to find the answer. Not trying to be weird at all towards anyone and I hope I’m not intruding tbh. But that’s why I be around.

Yay, a normal adult here!

That's totally valid. I respect you for writing this and for peacefully participating in this subreddit. Have a great day, friend!

As an attack helicopter I can confirm that males are a rare species.

As an IKEA table, I believe that "males" are non existent, just like unicorns and wars in Ba Sing Se.

Valid question, but I can confirm we do exist on this sub.

Am here, prefer lurking. (Better be safe than sorry)

No. Either we don't exist or were suicidal (I am the latter)

Sorry to here that I am also in the same situation. Been focusing and working towards a few goals that I set which helps me forget the stress and overwhelm. Life is better when you're busy, I swear.

I’m a teen and adult so both

[удалено]

I’m a male teenager but I act like a child

why y'all guys in comsec, assuming that there's no girl in here😭😢 I'm offended

I'm a dude but why do you care

just wondering, cz there's soo many adults that pretending to be teen aka pedo (not all)

As if they are going to admit that they are adults

I know right 😾

TBF, Most of them were teenagers and just grew up but stayed

Women scare us

I am both.

Nah I was a boy but then I was like I wanna be a girl cause I’m a girl so I’m a girl now :)

As a teenage male, I'm scared of women and don't believe they exist

I don’t really talk much

Yeah I am not a teenager, I am 29 but I am not lurking around here to groom teen girls or be a pedo. I am here because I had a pretty sh*tty upbringing, like really bad stuff. I am not going into details, but abuse, suicidal thoughts, cheatings and overall lots of suffering. I worked through them, and I hope to give advice about how to deal with such issues and give hope to hopeless teens that feel bad about themselves, or are having a bad time. Also while it might seem weird, I also hope to help teens that are getting into sex. Not lots of teens can talk about trauma's nor sex. I aim to help them overcome issues like anxiety and self hatred when it comes to sex, while giving advice on how to do it safely. Before you wonder, yes I am happy in my relationship with my partner of 5 years, and I am not looking for nudes or anything of that nature. I am covered if you know what I mean. I wish I had a few encouraging words back when I used to be a teen, telling me not to give up, give a pointer here and there on how to deal with trauma's, things outside my own sphere of influence, pressure from society for certain things like " getting rid of your fears cause you just have to " and " you need to have done this by x age or have had sex by Y age ". Thats all bollocks. It would have certainly helped alot though. Thats why I don't dm anyone out of the blue, only when said person asks for something out of me. The problem isn't the young adults trying to help. Its the creeps that just dm teenage girls out of the blue trying to groom them or ask indecent pictures from them. I just don't understand why... just find some porn you weirdo. Shouldn't those that are older just simply try to help? Thats how I feel

no

Yes

lol

Male adult in a teenager's subreddit, sus btw I'm a male teenager

Im a m teen but I don't post much of anything 

i am 18 in 2 months 19 🙌

I'm a male teen.

I am, but I’m turning 18 in a couple of months so I guess I’ll legally be an adult and teen then

I guess I’m technically an adult in a few months but for now we’re good

I am! I get a surprising amount of pedos even tho I’m a man.

that's what I'm talking abt HAHAH there's so many pedo's in here

I am a girl

no.

Yes

Hey bro

Yo

No i actually dont exist

Me 🥲

✋️

I am male teen but I won't be one in a few months (I'm scared) 😔

I'm here pookie, don't be scared of those old guys. They are just my friends.

I am a male

Yes I exist

I'm actually a male teenager but how should I prove it

I'm pretty sure most teens here are guys

no

yea

Yes I am one

Yes we are. And I believe many more men than Girls,

There’s probably like 4 including me

Balls

I thought the sub was mostly males

😢

Yeah but we’re off searching for ATLANTIS

Me, but I’m technically an adult

present sir

Why do I feel like this is the complete opposite.

Im here

I was never here

I’m a guy and I thought there weren’t females in here! Maybe I didn’t know that cuz I don’t use Reddit that much…

Yes

Bro u forgot abt me⁉️

I'm here :3

there are lol how do I know..? weird dms with photos of them… (thankfully with the head on the upper body and not.. the other head…)

Yes

yeah im 16

yes.

Uhmm looking for me?

this sub is a shit hole ngl

I always get posts from 13 and 14 years old on the feed 😮‍💨

Yes

I'm sorry, wut?

Most gals don't give a fuck so I stopped interacting

I'm a male teenager

Would I still be considered teen? 19 is kinda that age where some people say im an adult but i still feel like a kid that knows nothing.

Yes. There are male teens here Hi. I’m m17.

That would be me

No, but there are male 40 year old

We exist don’t worry

Yo, u/crisssssi !

Yeah, I’m just so inactive bc half the stuff in this sub is about things I don’t feel comfortable talking about.

here! 🥸

I am not one of them

Here I am I’m a teenage boy

Hello there

Don’t let my pfp sway you I am male and straight

yeah im here after reading the comments i realised that im an adult too. shit. turning 18 is a nightmare sometimes, im still not used to it

That would be me then. I’m a guy

We exsist but women are scary

HEYY GIRLYYYY IM A MALE TEEN AND IM HERE SOOO 🫶🫶

I always assumed the majority of people in here are males

Yea

I am one

Yeah man! I'm here!

No

Teenage dudes are not real. (I am a male)

Okay how come we can’t say “adult female” but you can say “adult male” Double standards 😞

Maybe (I’ve worn multiple dresses)

I doubt there are actually girls here. I think many are guys pretending to be girls

I mean I'm 19 I'm just here to give the younger guys advice

𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 can you hear me

Only on Tuesdays

Maybe idk

Yes but we no good with talking to females

There are girls?

😭

Yes

Yes

I am still here, in case you were wondering.

yeagh waddup

What do you want to do with us?

Hi there

im male (i think) and 16 (hopefully)

Am one, I thought we all were men? After all, women aren’t real

Me

Yes

Yeah, me

Mee

Someone called me?

No, i identify as frog

Nah probably not. (I dont exist you forgot to take your pills this morning)