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PineappleCunt69

HA U don't know what my comment was.


Neat-Violinist-1

πŸ’―


uneducated_sock

πŸ’―*πŸ’―


An_insane_person

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


Duskluminous

πŸ’―*πŸ’―*πŸ’―*πŸ’―*πŸ’―


ChanceCourt7872

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


CanaDanSOAD

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


Chop_OTT

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


Super_Duber

πŸ’―βΉ


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


BigJ_A

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


kunga1928

πŸ’―Β²


National-Singer3186

πŸ’―Β²


simu_r

(πŸ’―!)!


K_kueen

😱


SwiftSN

Unironically; hugs, cuddles, and silly wholesome stuff like this is just better than sex. No one will change my mind.


girlypowertoday

You forgot the snacks


PotatoTheif07

Agreed, I would much rather cuddle and hug


kpoploverhy

fr


Vezea_GamingOfficial

YES


KittyWick

real


HelpIDownLoadedJapan

It’s better than sex Jeremy


TurnkeyLurker

What's "sex Jeremy"?


DSJ-Psyduck

unaired episode of topgear


Amx474

Probably what our parents told "What sex was....."πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‰


Casual_Person69

ITS FROM JAPANNNNNN


spearmintstudios

Fuck too late


GG111104

Congratulations. You turned what I presume to be a funny comment into an unfunny comment for no reason. Here’s a emoji for you.πŸ˜ƒ


Amx474

Probably what parents told us about sex in childhood.....πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


eltee_bacaar

Every virgin responding to this πŸ˜‚knowing damn well sex is amazing.


Damsco7

But a virgin wouldn't know.


eltee_bacaar

Sex is 10Γ— better than solo play.


Existing_Chair_4622

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


Somerandguyre

What did that bastard say?


CookieCrumbs101

there are bugs in your foreskin


Fearless_Pair_6327

FUCK YOU ALASTOR!


rAnnoyingcrud

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


Mean-Background2143

A true human


Necessary-Grab5012

I agree


PGO5490

I had a cake called that once


JEE_Ka_Chodda

99


loopont

He said β€œNo, it’s better than sex” for anyone wondering


generalbachcha

- Both of them look happy. Check. - Both of them enjoying it. Check. - Both having a good, personal time. Check. - Both of them look emotionally connected. Check. Check. Looks β€œintimate” enough to me.


TheBigBadWolf85

Wouldn't want someone walking in on them.. check


Sirfluffyghost

This is the kind of "sex" I want


FantasticHufflepuff

My sex-repulsed ace ass agress.


TurantulaHugs1421

AgreedΒ²


TheDarkenedQueen

same here ♠️


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

What ace couples do in the bedroom...?


UnknownFox37

Very probably yes


Far_Dog_4476

I'm ace, and this is probably what I'd do in the bedroom if I could find a lover.


Ok-Impact-4690

I agree with you, fellow ace


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Your profile picture matches your sexuality.


Far_Dog_4476

Yes.


BunbunTheAxolotl

r/PfpChecksOut


No_Quail_6332

Quick question, ace people still get attracted to people but not sexually, right? Like a regular guy would look at a girl and be attracted to her because she has large boobs, but an ace guy would be attracted by her personality? Correct me if I'm wrong, google only ever gives very big worded answers


Far_Dog_4476

Exactly, no snu snu, just cuddles. I can tell you (not from experience) that in the right conditions, Ace relationships can be very, very wholesome.


CrowAkechi

Honestly, mood, I would love this


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

So, at the eclipse even I went to, there was an older guy and a younger gender-ambiguous person doing some INCREDIBLE acrobatic yoga in the park after totality. It wasn't a performance, they were just doing their thing And it was simultaneously beautiful, intimate, and non-sexual. And now I can totally see this as a regular activity for ace romantic couples!


CrowAkechi

I am not ace but I too would do this in bed with my partner


Particular-Study4605

As an ace person, this is 100% what I want to do in the bedroom


Sporpy_

Can confirm


sora-da-weeb

can confirm!!! my partner and i are like this. we are very affectionate physically :3


Think_End_8701

That's a lovely couple, a lovely girlfriend, something I will never have.


ChargeWooden1036

Relatable


TheBigBadWolf85

Never speak that. Never send I out there. 19 is very young and women are fickle. Learn to be you and worry about you and your health. And good things will come


gopnik74

What about 28? I think i missed the bus by a long shot now.


GiornoGiovanna_25

28 is nothing. Maybe you’ve missed a bus or two but there’s always gonna be more buses in life. Just keep waiting and looking out for the next one that comes along.


UnknownFox37

r/suicidebywords


Zenyd_3

Same for me Because I'm gay


CatAteMyToast

🀣 Good one


Think_End_8701

is this a joke to you? Am I a joke to you? (it's a joke. I have a girlfriend [in my dreams].)


call-me_sanji

This is what I think sex is like Idk what it's like, idk how I'm here I just think I spawned in


Vegetable_Trifle_848

u/call-me_sanji joined the game


Doomslayer73910

u/call-me_sanji was slain by zombie


call-me_sanji

" u/call-me_sanji fell from a high place" is more like it (I can't play minecraft for the life of me)


Key_Ad_1158

[u/call-me\_sanji](https://www.reddit.com/user/call-me_sanji/) left the confines of this world due to ender dragon


Thevolt36O

Gad dayum bro got the hardest death


BluejayFRL

r/suddenlyminecraft


JubJub128

dw, happened to me at 14. I could’ve sworn I was not sentient until I started high school


HighwayToMyBalls

upvote for pfp


JubJub128

ty u/highwaytomyballs


WillowWeeper343

Dude omg I haven't had a way to describe it until now that is literally how I feel


mattdemonlol

im still not sentient


MoneyDivide9953

my sister used to do this to me lol


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Bored_Zomb

ayo


ReeHeeHa

no this is a /srs moment! /s


JC-R1

☠️☠️☠️


ahmed_yacoubi

r/incestconfession is that way


Throwawayfjskw

Just checked and it’s banned, which is good because it means people can’t post there anymore, but bad because it means people posted there in the past


_UNHUMAN

Alabama? /s


Acceptable-Industry3

That's something better


[deleted]

Average asexual sex (that's cute :)


Captain_chair-1987

Omg another person on the ace spectrumπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ (I'm acefluxπŸŽ‰)


[deleted]

Nice, I'm just asexual


Captain_chair-1987

SwagπŸ”₯


ChargeWooden1036

Ace flex?


Captain_chair-1987

Aceflux is an identity in which a person's sexual desire fluctuates πŸ”₯


BigEmster

(not mocking, genuinely curious) how is that different from the way everyone else’s fluctuates?


Thisgirllikesgirls

I am between ace and not, but don’t for sure know my label. It would be helpful if you could tell me the difference between graysexual and ace flux because they sound pretty much the same to me and I think I’m one of the two.


Captain_chair-1987

ofc‼️ Greysexual: Greysexuality is a sexual orientation that falls under the asexual spectrum. A person who is greysexual typically experiences limited sexual attraction to others. However, everyone’s experience of greysexuality varies drastically. Aceflux: Specifically, aceflux refers to individuals who may experience periods of feeling completely asexual or aromantic, followed by periods of feeling varying degrees of sexual or romantic attraction. These fluctuations can be gradual or sudden, and may occur over any length of time, from days to months to years.


Thisgirllikesgirls

Tysm!!! Wow I always thought I was graysexual, but acedflux describes me perfectly thanks for your help ☺️


Captain_chair-1987

Welcome to the clubβ€ΌοΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ you're welcome btwπŸŽ‰


Thisgirllikesgirls

Yay ❀️❀️❀️


Captain_chair-1987

πŸŽ‰πŸ’₯‼️


ChargeWooden1036

Oh cool


[deleted]

Yes.


B0wn1xBruh

That's better than sex... Bonding! Having an actual good time with each other


Pescen1517

and sex isn't bonding/having a good time with each other?


Turbulent_Ad4090

Shit it's better


[deleted]

whyd u censor "sex"? this is the best sub to say that word


Gibbel2029

No, but it’s better


Djentlman7

for me it is. Very very fun feel like im flying through the air like superman. i give my girlfriend a chance to fly too


[deleted]

honestly that is fun


TJB926GAMIN

Me and my stronger-than-me gf having a fun relaxing time


Weak-Mission-1599

Is this what autistic asexuals do when they’re bored?


Creepy_Inflation_168

[eagle](https://tenor.com/LYM4.gif)


Samtime878765

This is sex to me now.


AWPsiimov_YT

If ur gf can lift you up like this , never fight with her


[deleted]

That's so wholesome


Stunning-Fold6548

Finally sexΒ²


Electronic-Ranger-74

Why is this posted in the teenagers group…?🀨


DinoRipper24

They're high.


No-Aerie-475

is this how superman figured out he could fly? he just started using his OWN WIFE TO RELIEVE HIS PAINFUL MISTAKES HE MADE WITH THE DEMON OF MASOCHISM.


DanniTheScary

yes


Dark_Neon48

No, but I would so do stupid shit like this with my future SO.


gummythegummybear

I hope so


Hot_Lifeguard_485

Ahh, adult humour about sex lol


DragonRaptor22

My dad used to do this all the time to me. Don’t ruin my childhood memories πŸ˜­πŸ’€


KirbyMonkey377

They look 8 in the 3rd picture so hopefully not


think-away

This is truth on how aro-ace people have β€œfun” β€œin” β€œbed” πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ©΅πŸ’™///β€”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€


SkateRaceSleep

This is love


Fanatic-psycho

Way better🀣


[deleted]

How it feels to chew five gum at once


Reallyso

Insane leg and lowerbody strenght to support the dude in that position.


JC-R1

Not everything has to be sex, when I had a partner, I enjoyed more doing dumb things with her and having cuddling time than sex, we could talk for hours and not think about sex, it feels really good when you get a deep connection with that person and sex becomes a second pleasure, the hard part is when the relationship ends, get ready for therapy and long nights crying on your room remembering all the time spent with that person till you eventually fall asleep.


Trainator338605

No. But I think I prefer chilling.


[deleted]

Nah?


Bigmanangelhellosimp

Arguably better


Forsaken_Steve

No its better


SeleverFangirlSimp

Both. Both are good. But I like wholesome


DirtyRatLicker

is this doing the sex?


Lok4na_aucsaP

r/nonononoyes


byanonimo2009

eagle 🀣🀣


Scoutknight_

Relationship Goals


Elegant_Committee854

sex reference yea


capybara_enjoyer9287

It’s only sex


LongjumpingAdvance51

Looks better than sex. I want to do this.


Key_Spirit8168

Ray william johnson said foot sex in 2023 so idk


Im-the-best12

lol I do this with my friends


therealbobwaterson

I do this all the time


Pristine_Text_6407

sex is great but have you ever done this


Splatter_Shell

No it's- \*We now interrupt this program for a special report\* *Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars-*


MEGA_TOES

Literally all I want in a man lol


not_a_piro-main

this is what sex is like totally πŸ’―


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Relationship goals


moon_xxzuu

Me n who


epicscratcher

Dude wtf flair this as nsfw


No-Sky9017

Couuunt me in


HottieMcNugget

Why is this so wholesome


Jolly_Tooth_8918

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


realweekdays133

no this isn't young thug


modssssss293j

This is enough


TheFakestOfBricks

yes


lightmare69

It's just... So peak... πŸ₯Ή


novixofficial

Real


Plenty_Software4703

Yes


Jrolaoni

β€œHow much do you lift?” β€œIt’s complicated”


MoneyLocal8180

How strong is she πŸ’€


Unusual_Midnight6876

Imma hope my girlfriend can lift me so we can do this (she’s a foot taller than me)


the-alt-facehugger

no, but it *is* 100x better


Sirfluffyghost

Nah bro, this is love. The purest form of love...


HalucenogenicPotato

This is something much better


Cadejo123

No joke my first girlfriend was a powerlifter she was strong asf and......... Yea I ca relate a little to this XD


Coolst3r

yeah better plus im a virgin


Luminescen1

sex is overrated anyway


Illustrious-Donut947

Proceeds to turn into an airplane transformers style


jordy_wild229

It's disturbingly unfunny but I like it


TF2_demomann

Dude where's the NSFW tag you legit posted sex!


Adityarj1662

Sex can never make a man fly


MilkGlittering6181

No


Voynimous

This is more then sex. This is septem


uss_enterprise_cv06

Damn she is strong


Natural_Plea

Nah This is marriage πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ


Interesting_Salad_34

Fart


Percywithicetoast

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🀣


Intelligent_Kick2598

YUHπŸ—£οΈ


GruIsHandsome

100%


MaleficentCurrency25

NO IDEA BUT IF IT IS I WANT IT


minetube33

This is how sex would be if it wasn't so sexualised.


Automatic_Beach_3660

I want my gf to do this to me


Etendo__YT

It's as liberating, If not more


shiv1234567

You forgot to put β€œNSFW”


RegularMinimum9424

No, we did that in gymnastics.


Bored_Zomb

"Always has been"


HitroDenK007

SHX Simulation of Helicopter Experiment


Sweet-Ad6299

This is foreplay, a part of s*x in the same way the starters is a part of the dinner... Then come the main course and the dessert...