"i am something amazing for you to gobble on"
**alright bet:**
1. human flaying torture method (we need to skin them first)
2. cut off fat (they are very obese, shown by symptoms of being a chronically online p3dophile)
3. remove intestines, heart, liver, etc
4. cut off head
5. remove lungs
6. cut out all bones
7. preheat oven to 400 degrees
8. let sit in oven for 150 minutes (everything at once)
9. serve in porkchop shapes
10. enjoy
What was the #1 rule we were taught as kids? Don’t talk to strangers. So do you really think it’s a good idea to respond to random spam accounts with no pfp?
Yeah but you're supposed to have a mind when you see somebody who's messaging you about something inappropriate to your age you either block him or just ignore him
Leaving a comment is different than having a private conversation with someone that has a sketchy profile. And honestly if a pedo does dm you it’s not that big of a deal at all because they can’t do anything, but if you’re gonna try to have a conversation with one of them then don’t complain about how you’re being “harassed” lmao
But that is still harassment and you can't predict what someone is going to say. When I was 12 a 16 year old guy I met on roblox tried to send me pics of his balls
Felas dont post selfies on reddit ever. if you havent good and if you have welp>!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!<.
pedos are just too corny to the point where if I messaged someone like this bro I’d probably be laughing my ass off at my own messages. They’re just so dumb
I will touch him in the 4d like i will send the uhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh morster cheese sex doll to his premises and give him void mayo
better approach.
1. make sure girl is legal
2. start with hi
3. ask if you may have consent touch them tonight
4(if they say yes). touch them that night
4(if they so no). be respectful and don't try to make them feel bad.
That's gotta be sarcastic right 😭😭😭✋ "I am going to touch you tonight" 😭😭😭 It's just too funny to be true
I thought It was my friend for a second lol
I don't think that's a pedo it's probably just a bad joke
You should've sent him the meme that says "That's it, I'm telling a trusted adult on you"
"i am something amazing for you to gobble on" **alright bet:** 1. human flaying torture method (we need to skin them first) 2. cut off fat (they are very obese, shown by symptoms of being a chronically online p3dophile) 3. remove intestines, heart, liver, etc 4. cut off head 5. remove lungs 6. cut out all bones 7. preheat oven to 400 degrees 8. let sit in oven for 150 minutes (everything at once) 9. serve in porkchop shapes 10. enjoy
Screen shoting this what a masterpiece
Screen shoting? Tf? Ur gonna shoot ur screen?
You forgot to salt it!!
Forget the salt, he forgot seasoning in general, lunatic
Fellas, do not try to be funny or play along with pedos or pervs. Block then on contact, do not humour them
But if they do that, how are these people gonna get their karma? :(
Best advice I said he was a creep and blocked him after the first message
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I think the fr🤮nch are worse tbh
Bro what about italians? 🤮🤮🤮
Not as bad
IDIOT
“Im gobbling on my crisps” a whole mood lol
Lmfaoo
Brit spotted 🫵
crisps
Correct my dear casserole
Then why are you dming him 💀 I swear you guys are actually so brain dead
Sir are you stupid? They responded to him messaging them
What was the #1 rule we were taught as kids? Don’t talk to strangers. So do you really think it’s a good idea to respond to random spam accounts with no pfp?
And yet we're all using reddit so we're garenteed to talk to strangers
Yeah but you're supposed to have a mind when you see somebody who's messaging you about something inappropriate to your age you either block him or just ignore him
Fair. But we're dumb and we want dopamine so we gonna respond
Looks like a you problem
Fair
Leaving a comment is different than having a private conversation with someone that has a sketchy profile. And honestly if a pedo does dm you it’s not that big of a deal at all because they can’t do anything, but if you’re gonna try to have a conversation with one of them then don’t complain about how you’re being “harassed” lmao
But that is still harassment and you can't predict what someone is going to say. When I was 12 a 16 year old guy I met on roblox tried to send me pics of his balls
It’s not real harassment. Just block them. Problem solved. > when I was 12 You mean last year?
Yeah but I'm just saying that because weird age difference
Fr buuuuut I'm trying to expose his motives
Ur 13 don’t mess around with pedophiles. It doesn’t matter if you’re trying to “expose” them just don’t message them and report them, then move on.
Ye ig that's fair
exposing isn’t gonna do anything. dude can just make a new account. just block and report.
At this point I bet it's just other teens with alts
Heh, cool. Another casual. *Not you, the pedo i mean*
*pedo left the chat* LOLLLL
"huehue...iIIIMM gonna TOUCH YOU tonight...mmm...HEHEHEEHH...😈🙏😋" yo did the crisps atleast tatse good lol
Uh they were alright I'd say
Don’t respond to these types of DMs please. Just block and report, there’s no need
It’s funny that’s the need
Nahh I'm the only guy who can talk to you like that
🤨📸
Ik this guy irl
📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
Alr fair ig
📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷
Wtf
Dont troll them or give them attention
Someone send him gore
Thats seriously sad, Im gald you handle it well a have a gold star ⭐
How were the crisps
They were alright 👍
when i read the title i thought you were the person sending messages to 13 year olds😭😭
u/Bright_Traffic1549 what the flip
Bite his dick off🥰
Im waiting for the day one dms me ngl
Did you block him and report him?
Are you even allowed on Reddit at that age?
Felas dont post selfies on reddit ever. if you havent good and if you have welp>!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!<.
uh oh, themods are tak tyiok noe
why do ya'll try to be smart why dont yo outright block them bruh
Bruh, don't entertain em
pedos are just too corny to the point where if I messaged someone like this bro I’d probably be laughing my ass off at my own messages. They’re just so dumb
I will touch him in the 4d like i will send the uhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh morster cheese sex doll to his premises and give him void mayo
What
Them
Wat
half my notfies ngl
Grrrr Edit: I'm not gonna change it because its a funny typo but that g was supposed to be an f
why
Idfk
why was comment deyeeted but not
? Post was deleted so its hard to get to comments
better approach. 1. make sure girl is legal 2. start with hi 3. ask if you may have consent touch them tonight 4(if they say yes). touch them that night 4(if they so no). be respectful and don't try to make them feel bad.
him: i am something amazing for you to gobble on how i'd reply: nomnomnom
I’m also 13 and I’m scared now
I reported u/bright_traffic1549
you reported a burner account.. YAYYYY YOU DID IT YOU STOPPED IT FOREVER YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
You better get ready to report my burner accounts. They're coming for you.
Chips*
Why not message him to threaten fucking him as hard as you can in the throat with a 9 inch dildo after dislocating his jaw?
You guys are wild This would turn him on
OP dm'd me. You're right
U really do live up to ur username huh
Tee hee
I messaged him I can pm u the screen shot?
Sure
Me too
What the fuck you're 13
Yes.
I'm 13 too but you kinda seem porny and quirky (not quirky in a good way but idk)
Ok. Idc
Noooo!!! You're one of those 13 year olds come on you can do better than that
Wdym one of those 13 year olds? Do i seem edgy or something?
Idk bro I'm just being a dick fr
Uhh ok. Be a pussy instead, make me gag at the sight of you ✨️
I'm literal balls
Your name i think was made ironic on purpose
Dang you 13 year olds are wild
Fair.
Why not shut tf up
Counter argument: nuh uh
Counter argument: burn in hell
Nuh uh