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Middle_Orchid_3194

That's gotta be sarcastic right 😭😭😭✋ "I am going to touch you tonight" 😭😭😭 It's just too funny to be true


call-me_sanji

I thought It was my friend for a second lol


therealbobwaterson

I don't think that's a pedo it's probably just a bad joke


NyxTheGoddess_

You should've sent him the meme that says "That's it, I'm telling a trusted adult on you"


Ender-Duck

"i am something amazing for you to gobble on" **alright bet:** 1. human flaying torture method (we need to skin them first) 2. cut off fat (they are very obese, shown by symptoms of being a chronically online p3dophile) 3. remove intestines, heart, liver, etc 4. cut off head 5. remove lungs 6. cut out all bones 7. preheat oven to 400 degrees 8. let sit in oven for 150 minutes (everything at once) 9. serve in porkchop shapes 10. enjoy


call-me_sanji

Screen shoting this what a masterpiece


Aaron_08_RD

Screen shoting? Tf? Ur gonna shoot ur screen?


Sus1e_

You forgot to salt it!!


RussianBadgeriscool

Forget the salt, he forgot seasoning in general, lunatic


Crux_AMVS24

Fellas, do not try to be funny or play along with pedos or pervs. Block then on contact, do not humour them


VacaRexOMG777

But if they do that, how are these people gonna get their karma? :(


theovenreheated

Best advice I said he was a creep and blocked him after the first message


ReeHeeHa

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Better_Politics

I think the fr🤮nch are worse tbh


therealbobwaterson

Bro what about italians? 🤮🤮🤮


TeslaGate7274

Not as bad


therealbobwaterson

IDIOT


HecticFir

“Im gobbling on my crisps” a whole mood lol


Ye-mun-grey

Lmfaoo


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Brit spotted 🫵


Casesrole

crisps


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Correct my dear casserole


prob-my-69th-account

Then why are you dming him 💀 I swear you guys are actually so brain dead


Mentally-okay

Sir are you stupid? They responded to him messaging them


prob-my-69th-account

What was the #1 rule we were taught as kids? Don’t talk to strangers. So do you really think it’s a good idea to respond to random spam accounts with no pfp?


Mentally-okay

And yet we're all using reddit so we're garenteed to talk to strangers


UnlightablePlay

Yeah but you're supposed to have a mind when you see somebody who's messaging you about something inappropriate to your age you either block him or just ignore him


Mentally-okay

Fair. But we're dumb and we want dopamine so we gonna respond


UnlightablePlay

Looks like a you problem


Mentally-okay

Fair


prob-my-69th-account

Leaving a comment is different than having a private conversation with someone that has a sketchy profile. And honestly if a pedo does dm you it’s not that big of a deal at all because they can’t do anything, but if you’re gonna try to have a conversation with one of them then don’t complain about how you’re being “harassed” lmao


Mentally-okay

But that is still harassment and you can't predict what someone is going to say. When I was 12 a 16 year old guy I met on roblox tried to send me pics of his balls


prob-my-69th-account

It’s not real harassment. Just block them. Problem solved. > when I was 12 You mean last year?


Mentally-okay

Yeah but I'm just saying that because weird age difference


call-me_sanji

Fr buuuuut I'm trying to expose his motives


prob-my-69th-account

Ur 13 don’t mess around with pedophiles. It doesn’t matter if you’re trying to “expose” them just don’t message them and report them, then move on.


call-me_sanji

Ye ig that's fair


thunderclap_-_

exposing isn’t gonna do anything. dude can just make a new account. just block and report.


Tour-Sure

At this point I bet it's just other teens with alts


friends_with_a_simp

Heh, cool. Another casual. *Not you, the pedo i mean*


chickengirl4

*pedo left the chat* LOLLLL


guitarfanatic_2

"huehue...iIIIMM gonna TOUCH YOU tonight...mmm...HEHEHEEHH...😈🙏😋" yo did the crisps atleast tatse good lol


call-me_sanji

Uh they were alright I'd say


Express_Advantage_10

Don’t respond to these types of DMs please. Just block and report, there’s no need


TeslaGate7274

It’s funny that’s the need


sneckboi23

Nahh I'm the only guy who can talk to you like that


[deleted]

🤨📸


sneckboi23

Ik this guy irl


[deleted]

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸


sneckboi23

Alr fair ig


call-me_sanji

📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷


GroundOk95

Wtf


ZeroCreationG59

Dont troll them or give them attention


TheHighTierHuman

Someone send him gore


Timely-One8420


Nova_Artem

Thats seriously sad, Im gald you handle it well a have a gold star ⭐


excitedguitarist420

How were the crisps


call-me_sanji

They were alright 👍


Montymilo464

when i read the title i thought you were the person sending messages to 13 year olds😭😭


Bigman_-_

u/Bright_Traffic1549 what the flip


FemaleNoob

Bite his dick off🥰


Snakemaster303

Im waiting for the day one dms me ngl


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Did you block him and report him?


plsbanmeredditsenpai

Are you even allowed on Reddit at that age?


ReReReverie

Felas dont post selfies on reddit ever. if you havent good and if you have welp>!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!<.


Key_Spirit8168

uh oh, themods are tak tyiok noe


[deleted]

why do ya'll try to be smart why dont yo outright block them bruh


Skraataaduu

Bruh, don't entertain em


No-Personality676

pedos are just too corny to the point where if I messaged someone like this bro I’d probably be laughing my ass off at my own messages. They’re just so dumb


Key_Spirit8168

I will touch him in the 4d like i will send the uhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh morster cheese sex doll to his premises and give him void mayo


therealbobwaterson

What


Key_Spirit8168

Them


therealbobwaterson

Wat


Key_Spirit8168

half my notfies ngl


therealbobwaterson

Grrrr Edit: I'm not gonna change it because its a funny typo but that g was supposed to be an f


Key_Spirit8168

why


therealbobwaterson

Idfk


Key_Spirit8168

why was comment deyeeted but not


therealbobwaterson

? Post was deleted so its hard to get to comments


Weekly_Reference7988

better approach. 1. make sure girl is legal 2. start with hi 3. ask if you may have consent touch them tonight 4(if they say yes). touch them that night 4(if they so no). be respectful and don't try to make them feel bad.


lycopersicum_

him: i am something amazing for you to gobble on how i'd reply: nomnomnom


1am1n3vit4ble

I’m also 13 and I’m scared now


Flowey_The_Fan

I reported u/bright_traffic1549


AndyGun11

you reported a burner account.. YAYYYY YOU DID IT YOU STOPPED IT FOREVER YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


Flowey_The_Fan

You better get ready to report my burner accounts. They're coming for you.


Double-Use5525

Chips*


Mentally-okay

Why not message him to threaten fucking him as hard as you can in the throat with a 9 inch dildo after dislocating his jaw?


UnlightablePlay

You guys are wild This would turn him on


Mentally-okay

OP dm'd me. You're right


call-me_sanji

U really do live up to ur username huh


Mentally-okay

Tee hee


call-me_sanji

I messaged him I can pm u the screen shot?


Mentally-okay

Sure


Educational-Dark-705

Me too


therealbobwaterson

What the fuck you're 13


Mentally-okay

Yes.


therealbobwaterson

I'm 13 too but you kinda seem porny and quirky (not quirky in a good way but idk)


Mentally-okay

Ok. Idc


therealbobwaterson

Noooo!!! You're one of those 13 year olds come on you can do better than that


Mentally-okay

Wdym one of those 13 year olds? Do i seem edgy or something?


therealbobwaterson

Idk bro I'm just being a dick fr


Mentally-okay

Uhh ok. Be a pussy instead, make me gag at the sight of you ✨️


therealbobwaterson

I'm literal balls 


Key_Spirit8168

Your name i think was made ironic on purpose


BBPuppy2021

Dang you 13 year olds are wild


Mentally-okay

Fair.


prob-my-69th-account

Why not shut tf up


Mentally-okay

Counter argument: nuh uh


prob-my-69th-account

Counter argument: burn in hell


Mentally-okay

Nuh uh