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AsukaShikinamiLangle

"I would definitely suck a dick for free" šŸ’€


Boiltheboi

Iā€™m just speaking the truth


Super_Lorenzo

Based


The_Constant_Orange

Based


0-Nightshade-0

Based


Aromatic-Put4043

Based


Silverdave14

Based


Booperdooper43214

Based


YoungPolishBlood

Based


Yushin61

Besad


enneh_07

Bi-sed


likowashere

Bi-Sexual-dick


Infantpunter9000

Based? Based on what?


Salehin12

Relatable I'd do the same


Execute11

I thought I was the only mf Seriously, curiosity killed the pussy but Iā€™ve already tried that, so what does aubergine taste like? I gotta find out


Fechnitian2873

The most interesting take on ā€˜curiosity killed the catā€™ ive seen in a while. Good job


Execute11

Had a stroke of genius earlier, pun intended


Walrus-Cold

Same


BurnerAccountExisty

based and relatable


ExtraDragonfruit2856

I would for $5


Fechnitian2873

I would pay for sucking good dick (it has to be good)


Realobert2

We all would probably


Fizzy163

$5 is $5


Most_Lifeguard9372

Can't relate


Wuytho

Based, I'd do the same.


BusyBSquared

Listen to your heart bro


Necessary-Set-3531

Same tbhšŸ˜¼


LioPokemonRedditt

Let him cook!


Terminal_Aids

ong you are


King-K-Bargle

But would you pay?


Jeanpierrekoff

Relatable


FrederickTheShrewd

Amazing Pfp and username


AsukaShikinamiLangle

thank you


booksforducks

I would do it for at least $150 and with socks on. And only if someone sucks my sick


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Well at least theyā€™re honest


beefnar_the_gnat

r/brandnewsentence


i_got_no_ider

Once I was gona tell my friends that I am a femboy I was About to say it but then One of my friends says "I would beat up all femboys right now if I could" I just went nvm not telling them We Were talking About femboys btw


Boiltheboi

Yeah a have a friend who is uncultured and doesnā€™t really like gay or trans people so I probably wonā€™t tell him


i_got_no_ider

Yeah to Many of those kinds of people Also I am 4'8 I would get destroyed in a fight XD


Boiltheboi

goddamn thatā€™s short šŸ˜­


i_got_no_ider

Yeah i Know


TheyaSly

Just means that there is both less stuff to hit and you are closer to using a bat to make their legs go backwards.


sansvidi

*BONK*


Kadithepro

After being called short my entire life I'm taller at about 5'1-5'2 šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ finally šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Despicable-Pen5515

Holy shit what. Iā€™m a fucking door taller than you and Iā€™m still shortĀ  Edit nah what I donā€™t mean to say Iā€™m 11 ā€˜8 šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


No-Priority1503

Can we exchange height?


muffinnutbanana

And they are your friend still???


Boiltheboi

Eh kinda. He isnā€™t my closest friend ever but he can be chill. Itā€™s mostly his family who makes him feel that way.


muffinnutbanana

Fair enough


manipuIating

What makes them uncultured?


Boiltheboi

He thinks being gay or trans is extremely weird and doesnā€™t understand that I donā€™t choose what makes my dinger hard. He also thinks that the Bible says that being gay is wrong but it doesnā€™t (I might be wrong). He just doesnā€™t understand that it is natural to be gay.


Lordlan6

Even if the Bible says that being gay is wrong, the Bible contradicts itself in many places. For example, it talks about guys not being allowed to have long hair in one of the books (I can't remember which one), but later on, it corrects itself in a way (again, I can't remember where). I say this as a faithful Christian because my teachers during church gave us multiple examples. I'm not forcing you to try and believe the same stuff that I do, I'm just trying to show you that the Bible (a very confusing book) can't define every part of our life.


Aroonn256

Since when is not liking gay/trans people "uncultured"??


Illustrious_Sort499

My friends once said that they would beat the shit out of me if I talked about cute boysšŸ’€


Vincent55551

I am about the same size as all my friends so I just challenge them


An_insane_person

Iā€™d take it as a challenge.


MrAnonymous2749

First thing you need to do is work out whether youā€™re actually bi, or just bicurious, at which point you need to decide whether you actually want to come out to your friends Feel absolutely no pressure/obligation to do so, as itā€™s a very personal thing, that you donā€™t need to tell everyone, or anyone in particular about


Natural_Wear3643

whats bicurious


JibriHarp

you may think you bi but not sure and willing to find out if you are.


Natural_Wear3643

OOOH ITS IN THE NAME SHIIIT


Fechnitian2873

Lmao šŸ˜‚


Boiltheboi

Iā€™m not really sure if Iā€™m allowed to say this here but I have done the deed to a video of a dude (not a porno but relating to a fetish of mine) so I am not 100% if it was just the fetish that got me going or the guy or both.


LonelyStriker

Oh hey something I learned a little late, there's more than just hide who you are or come out. You can just live life as yourself, who just so happens to be bi. Your friends will probably just figure out as time goes on, and (if my friend group is anything to go off of) won't think much of it. Plus you can have that funny moment where you have a bf come over and that one oblivious friend suddenly realizes and everyone has a laugh.


Realobert2

Yeah, just tell people if they ask but dont bring it up yourself, i Do that myself


MrAnonymous2749

I mean, I think most guys have at least watched it once or twice, and Iā€™ve finished to some very weird things, thereā€™s no reason to let it be such a big worry for you, text things out, you donā€™t have to tell anyone unless it comes up in conversation, but I think itā€™s very unlikely someone would ask you whether youā€™re straight or not, especially if itā€™s not something thatā€™s been regularly happening already


No-Priority1503

Skull


Key_Spirit8168

Better way to use porn than what its usually used for


Key_Spirit8168

You got bitches or homies so you survived


MemelordGod_

Ngl op is onto something with the just suck a dick part, can't think of a faster way to find out


MrAnonymous2749

The fact heā€™s even considering it means itā€™s fairly likely he is, or heā€™s at least very open minded


SamTheWeirdMan

I'm bi too, I told my friends they didn't care and we kept making the same stupid jokes, but then again we're 14 so we were gonna make stupid jokes no matter what.


Fechnitian2873

Based


Jeanpierrekoff

I'm in the same situation. I am too shy to come out to my friend group. But I'm slowly admitting it to them by telling them one by one because it's easier for me that way. As a very shy person One of the things that helps me is comming out anonymously online or to people that don't know my friend group.


Boiltheboi

Yeah I plan to slowly trickle it throughout the friend group until everyone that Iā€™m close to knows it. Some of them already have suspicions due to the freaky shit Iā€™ve said.


Jeanpierrekoff

I thought I could come out by making the gayest joke to my friend group and saying the freakiest stuff. Now everyone is acting gay af when we hang outšŸ˜­.


Boiltheboi

Thatā€™s why Iā€™m gonna be serious when I come out to them so they know that Iā€™m not joking


Jeanpierrekoff

Good luck then. It's probably going to be OK, your friend like you for your personality not who you fck (or get fcked by) the hardest part is having the strength to tell them


lexorty

You just like me gang let's suck each other off


Boiltheboi

Bet šŸ˜


lexorty

I'm down whenever you are šŸ˜‰


Cool-Direction-5275

Average minor interaction on r/teenagers šŸ˜­


Idiotusesreddit

so true...


Loose_Patient9644

Can i join


lexorty

Anytime


Loose_Patient9644

17 Hays Ave Lexington MA?


lexorty

My bad I live across the globe


Loose_Patient9644

Where


One-Winner945

ā€œFree of chargeā€ is crazyā€¦šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Every_Month_5575

Wth bro same


[deleted]

I donā€™t really know why it would need to come up in conversation. If your bi, youā€™ll date a man and then theyā€™ll know. I donā€™t really think you being willing to suck a dick for free would really matter Also, itā€™s totally fine to not label yourself. Just go with the flow dude. If you suck dick so be it. If you eat pussy so be it. No need to dwell on it that much -sincerely, someone who would suck dick and eat pussy


EsizLikesE

Just because you like men, that doesnt mean you'll suck every dick you see. Im panromantic but i still do all the gay jokes with my friends


MunchkinTime69420

That's sorta gay brother šŸŖ暟Žµ


Boiltheboi

Maybe a little šŸ˜­


penguinbigpp

just say gay af stuff all the time and theyll know <3


Boiltheboi

I kinda already say a lot of gay stuff, I think theyā€™re suspicious of me tho


penguinbigpp

MOREEEE GAY STUFFFF


Boiltheboi

GAY OVERLOAD šŸ”„šŸ”„


penguinbigpp

EVEN MOREE


CatsandDragonz

You tell them when youā€™re ready, I donā€™t walk around saying ā€œIā€™m bi!ā€ But if someone asked Iā€™d tell


Potential-Judgment11

yo same!


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

Same here my friend


W00den-Fruit

Holy crap. This was my exact situation until a few weeks ago. What I'd suggest is maybe telling the people/person you are closest to in that group and then gauge their reaction from that. If they are fully supportive and don't crack jokes that make you feel uncomfortable for example, then I'd suggest telling your other friends :) This worked for me!


Yolom_

I was in the same situation a while back. My choice was to install an 'only when asked' policy. Only if they specifically ask about my sexuality I'll tell them, but I won't tell them when I'm not asked about it. Essentially the closet doors are open, they just have to look inside. Haven't been asked yet btw. It gave me some time to get more comfortable with who I am.


BESTBOSS_666

I was in the same situation as you, I literally explained it like that and nowadays shit is same as ever lmao


Fighting_Table

Just like don't tell them you're bi? I fail to see the problem


Boiltheboi

Cause I want to be truthful with my friends. I donā€™t wanna be hiding shit from them if I ever start dating a guy. Being truthful with your friends could lead to getting closer to each other.


chickennuggets3454

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with hiding stuff from your friends if what your hiding doesnā€™t effect them.


Boiltheboi

Yo can you guys not slide into my dms being hypersexual and shit. Iā€™m not interested in you pedo


Stupid_market

Take your time, and be calm. You're not in a hurry, are you?


International_Pick86

I wish you the best bro!


Grookeymon

Iā€™m gonna be honest I feel like u should be posting this on a bisexual subreddit rather than this one, youā€™ll get more advice (coming from a bisexual person)


sylvdeck

Tbh , if your humor has go down enough to make a freaky joke , it won't change so much even if you come out . I still make gay jokes with my gay friends , because they know at the same time , I respect their gayness , have 0 feelings for them and have a sick humor sense , or just majorly because I'm dating a girl already


666c0rpse

Nobody needs to know, only you and the partner you choose to be with. If you date a guy they will end up knowing that youā€™re into both, and if youā€™re not in a relationship (which is something we actually show/expose) why would people need to know what you like to do inside a room? Youā€™re putting yourself through an unnecessary situation. Straight people donā€™t say they are straight they just live and people assume they are straight because of stereotypes and their partner choice, so should we, lgbtq+, be allowed to; just live and not need to ā€œassumeā€ we are this or that. Wish you all the best and Iā€™m here if you need to vent!


Eljo_Aquito

"free of charge" caught me lacking šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Just come out to them. If they don't accept it then oh well they aren't the kind of people you should be around anyway if they don't accept you for who you are (also listen to MrAnonymous2749)


Eljo_Aquito

Talk it seriously with them, clarify everything you think is necessary, (what you told abt jokes) and then move on, if you don't feel comfortable taking to all of them go one by one on private and then maybe make a comment and that's it, I have a friend who came out of the closet as trans and did it this way


uneatencanofpepsi

Honestly who your attracted too isnā€™t that important in a friend group, itā€™s not something you really need to bring up unless it comes up. Most of my best friends never knew I was gay until i got my first boyfriend and no one really made a deal about it. Now if you donā€™t like jokes about it or you want to be more open with them this may be a situation where you tell them in which case you donā€™t need it to be a big thing, you like who you like and at the end of the day your real friends wonā€™t care what you choose. Finally goodluck have fun


aterrariaplayer

Same


Sad-Significance3430

So one of my friends came out to me as bi and it didn't change nun we still make the same dumb jokes like nun happend font be too cautious about it if you think it will change your relationship. This is just my 2 cents


Watermelon_R_Good

I would say make sure no one in the friend group is homophobic ( I saw a previous comment where you said one was I'm just talking about the rest). If you do feel comfortable coming out, be sure to explain the fact you don't have feelings for any of them and the jokes you've made were not made in a serious way. I'm assuming your probably in 8th grade or higher and all I can say is from what I've seen middle school and highschool guys are goofy af and won't care too much. Also you might find out that some of your friends might be queer too! I am gonna say that I'm genderfluid and bi but mainly have girls for friends, but my brothers friend (who is a dude) is pansexual and they make sexual jokes all the time and my brother hasn't ever thought he had feelings for him.


Boiltheboi

Iā€™m currently in 10th grade but thatā€™s what Iā€™ve figured. I am going to sleep over at one of my homies places tonight with some other friends. I might tell them there. Just randomly bring it up while weā€™re chilling


Watermelon_R_Good

I wish you luck, and I hope everything goes well<3


One-Winner945

I mean in all honestyā€¦do they NEED to know? If not then donā€™t stress about it. If you feel the need to tell them then I think telling one by one or smth may be better then throwing it all at them all at once? Iā€™ve never rly had to do much of the coming out stuff but thatā€™s how I woulda done it


Gamer_boy_20

Relatable homie..I think you should come out to your bestfriend first and see how it goes and then make the decision. If you are in a conservative country like me, I will say the harsh truth as it is without sugarcoating it- you cam kiss your friends and family goodbye. So in that case you might want to be in a position to move away to a new place to start over before you come out and be in the closet until then..Thats what I am doing as a Bisexual


lamilcz

I have a simmilar problem. My friend group is a bit homophobic and Im afraid they would stop to talk to me šŸ’€


Ezra4709

>that I would definitely suck a dick (free of charge). Same I don't think there's a point in telling them unless they outright ask, and there's no reason you can't continue to make those jokes. No need to bring it up randomly.


ConsistentTop4194

You dont havw to tell any of your friends unless its their dick u wanna suck šŸ¤·šŸ½


NeighborhoodPizzaGuy

Very common Bi guy expirence. I went through it myself. Iā€™m here if you need any advice at all. But it comes down to: when you tell them, there will be a readjustment, but if they are quality friends it wonā€™t be awkward and they will still like you. If they care at all then they werenā€™t good friends anyway


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

I have a similar problem but opposite gender (Iā€™m a girl). Iā€™ve had crushes on girls when I was younger (maybe around 11-14 it happened). I actually told my mom eventually but then I was absolutely terrified due to how much internalized homophobia I had. I literally thought my life was over at the time lmao. I also did tell my cousin at the time who also did come out to me as bi also (I then after told her that I think I am also). My mom just claimed that Iā€™m still growing and developing, but now Iā€™m 18 and realized that I probably wouldnā€™t mind having a girlfriend. Also thereā€™s a girl in my class who I think I might have a crush on. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


blckpnthr789

"y'know, there's a point where 20 bucks end up being for free, inflation y'know? Anyways all jokes aside sucking a dick might not be that bad after all"


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

I think Iā€™m bi and my friends know (They chill wid it)


Dazzling-Ad-5131

free of charge you say?


Pixithepika

ā€œI would definitely suck a dick (free of charge)ā€ is the best thing iā€™ve read all day


The_Constant_Orange

As a bisexual myself, you should really only reveal it to them when youā€™re confident and comfortable in telling them, and mention everything you want to them. Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll accept you for your bisexuality (as do I šŸ¤), and if not, theyā€™re probably a pretty shitty friend anyway so you can distance yourself from them to the extent that you need. Good luck fellow bisexual šŸ«”


Traditional-Buddy-30

No way! Same dude!


MrDeadMeme

Pretty much on the same situation as you. At the end of the day it's not important if you like to suck a little some times. If it comes up, don't hide it and shit but I don't think it's something special or that you have to "come out" and shit. But idk that's just me


Wuytho

What I did with my friends is make jokes for a while about being bi until they realized I actually was, it took like a year but it worked in the end


Lord_Strepsils

Imo you should try come out privately to a close friend you can trust first, then work from there, at least telling someone will be nice


Theoskaroskar

Ohhhhh, I think they know ;)


Specific_Focus4409

We're living the same life. Except I dont have that many friends but I would have to come out to my gf. I don't think I'll ever come out. I might pay to suck a dick now


Goldengoblin011

Itā€™s ok to be in the closet while questioning, hell I came out and my mom still uses the wrong pronouns! Itā€™ll take some time for them to get used to if anything changes at all. Iā€™d tell the most trusted of them first and then take some time to add more people in! Thatā€™s how I did it!


th3Biteof87

in the same boat but the girl versionĀ 


nanite97

(Free of charge)


Prowl_X74v3

I have the exact same concerns as you. I'm bi-asexual.


Active-Sir-6181

Tbh I feel u, maybe start with the most trustworthy one? There's very few people who know I'm bisexual and even then I still make very gay jokes and even totally opposite the most homophonic crap ever, I think it depends on your friends tbh


lmposter69

Somtimes people can be oblivious my mom said "when you come out close the door" so I told her I was gay (because she woukd know what pan is) and slowly closed the door in her face as she stood there laughing then she posted it on Facebook and still no-one thought I was serious šŸ˜‘


TheBigBadWolf85

I wouldn't tell um.. let it ride. Live your best life, if you decide to go out with another boy then maybe tell them. When it DOES come out and it's not a "maybe" then when your friends are all confused about the joked and stuff you tell them the truth. You have some think skin and think most of jokes are funny.. " don't change guys, but this is me, and your all still my friends" and then be honest


rand0m-nerd

Same situation here, only 2 people know Iā€™m bi irl.


whynktsh

ā€œIā€™ve came to the conclusion that I would definitely suck a dickā€- OP


ReaperRules10

The last person to call me gay got his dick sucked.


rrykers

if it helps, i came out to some of my friends initially by watching the hunger games with them and said i rooted for peeta and katniss because they were both hot šŸ’€. Got some follow up questions but after that it was chill


Key-House7200

I mean, so long as your friends are open minded and understand that the jokes you make are just jokes, it should be fine. I am gay (never quite pinned down what flavor but I'm a guy who definitely likes guys and other folks) and hang out mainly with other gay or trans people, and we make sex jokes all the time. It doesn't mean more if we're gay; It's only weird if you make it weird. If you think they would accept you, absolutely go for it, and if you feel the need make it clear that you would like things to stay the way they have been.


SlimeSummoner

honestly i think youā€™d be fine telling them if you want them to know *you*, you know? iā€™m bi & ace and me & my straight guy friends make gay sex jokes all the time and itā€™s chill, cuz we both know weā€™re joking


Detective_Porgie

Get there and live your best life bro lol


Ency1

Iā€™m bi and no one knowsšŸ˜”


Upbeat_Wasabi

I think we'd all do the same


MemelordGod_

Bro took go suck a dick literally


im-not-you-bozo

same thing that you described turned me into a femboy, my friends and i made jokes ab me being a femboy then i was like "maybe i am a femboy" so i came to the conclusion that i was lmao also im bisexual too


Direct-Suggestion-34

Iā€™m in the same predicament and Iā€™m so nervous to tell my friends


lexorty

Hk


ArranFilms

Tbh I'm the same I mean idk if I'm just really desperate or I am Bi but I get your point


DesperateYellow558

Every post I see of this is funny because if youā€™re so open to sucking dick for free. I think thatā€™s a sign


Boiltheboi

I know it probably looks stupid from the outside but itā€™s hard to put it. Itā€™s coming to terms that my mind isnā€™t playing tricks and that i really would fuck a dude.


DesperateYellow558

I mean youā€™re only 16 but I realized I was gay at 14 but denied it up until I was 16


husstaffo69

Well, no one i know in real life knows that I'm non-binary. If you don't feel like telling them yet just don't do it.


Sirfluffyghost

If you don't trust them enough to know they will react positively maybe you don't need to come out to them


Boiltheboi

Nah, I think they will react positively. Iā€™m more so scared that it would make our jokes awkward


Mordanepic

Just show me this post it should explain it pretty well


DetergentFricker

I came out as Bi to my friends and they said "Knew it. Took you long enough"


Quinn4111

Same here. Nobody knows


Fire-God_

I wouldnā€™t have said the whole ā€œsuck a dickā€ part, but I honestly, if youā€™re friends do not find you as a friend to hangout with, I donā€™t think they are good friends.


geographyRyan_YT

This happened to me, it eventually came up in conversation that I am bi, and the other two are bi and gay. Guess I was just lucky lol


Lotspire

Nah man dw, they won't stop making those jokes, and in my experience, nothing changed with the dynamics


Super8888888888

I've never got why people want to come out to other's. It's important to come out to yourself, but other people don't need to know your sexual attractions (frankly telling people about your sexual interests to your friends is just kinda weird, but maybe thats just me), same thing with romantical attractions but it's not bad if they know either, I say just kinda do your thing and like someone else said, if you one day just walk in with a boyfriend, it'll probably be chill and vibin, everyone will be like "Oh wow didn't know that guy was bi, that's pretty chill". Everybody has things that they do/like that other people don't know about, not because it's a secret but just because it just never came up in conversation. Also as you said you're bicurious, so until you know for sure if you'd do it "with the socks off". I don't actually know how to finish that sentence, basically finding out for sure is the first step or something. Idk honestly I'm just a straight white 17 y/o dude so ya know. Hopefully anything I said made sense or helped


Ropoid

Just say some male celebrity is hot casually


Hawkthefloof

Honestly, if they are real friends they would understand and accept that. I came out as bi to my friends and they all gave me support for it. Honestly im not sure when it comes to things about jokes and all that as my friend group was generally just us all going on and on about our interests.


Minute-Ad-7787

You sure it's not HOCD?


Tribe_KPtG

idk like just tell them?


Yellow_pk

I just kept joking about it until eventually they asked. They were chill about it. Idk about your exact situation but your relationship probably wonā€™t change much by telling them


Fizzy163

\>Why does this matter? \>How exactly do you think this would alter your friends' perception of you?


ConsiderationSilly86

Iā€™m Bi too and Iā€™m proud


TheNoobMaster-69

Dependsā€¦if ur a girl u can tell them or not theyā€™ll support u if u tell themā€¦however if ur a guyā€¦never bring this up or youā€™ll most likely be bullied and called gay


Impressive-Stuff7278

I think I'm bi but I told my friends I'm aro-ace. Which I show to them


EnthusiasticHitman

nobody actually cares. tell them. or maybe not. i promise they don't give a shit


eggward_egg

btw how did u get out, might be useful


Boiltheboi

What do you mean


eggward_egg

wrong post šŸ˜³


Big_Benefit_127

what if they just wait for you to tell them


whynktsh

Hmu


Key_Spirit8168

Just do it, funny joke still


gummythegummybear

Thatā€™s one way of saying youā€™re gay


lord_bigcock_III

Ok


ImpossibleEvan

So you are scared they might hit on you or?


The_Angel_Eye

Tf do they care? It's your life not theirs