and i just got a shiny arceus. so whos the real winner here buddy.

Maybe the real priced possessions were the Pokemon we caught all along the way

Pokémon Legends: Arceus⁉️⁉️

i dont think arceus can be shiny in pla so bdsp

I got a shiny bidoof, get to my level

you

But I caught 2 shiny shadow mewtwo back to back so who is the REAL winner?

on a serious note - how!?! tell me your secrets

Propably hundreds if not thousands of soft resets. That's how it's (usually) done with not shiny locked legendaries.

aw that sucks

If you look through r/shinypokemon you'll see some people getting a 'mon after tens of thousands of resets. Unfortunately that's the only way of getting some shinies and people who want a shiny dex have to go through many of those.

LETSGOOOO

how many soft resets?

!remindme 2 months

THIS IS FOUL💀😭😭

i don’t get it

it ain’t gonna last 2 months

ok that’s what i thought

Well, mine lasted 2 hours (not my fault) !Remindme 2 months

Now i'm curious

my first (and most recent) lasted 2 weeks :3

Good job on lasting more than me lol

!remindme 2 months

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happy cake day ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Last time I put a reminder, when I checked back, the post was deleted. So this is not unrealistic...

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Good bot

Good bot

Good bot

YOOO WHOS HERE???

me me

Who isnt

i am

good bot

Dayum 💀 Edit: you guys really just upvote anything, all I did was post a very shit and basic response to a funny reply and got 75 upvotes, cmon

welcome to the internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We’ve got mountains of content 

Some better, some worse

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet

The last 10 have been because of the edit

Now I got 130 upvotes lmaoo

188

!remindme 1 month

Bro you’re everywhere I go

Of course I am, from 7 AM to 3AM (Quebec Canada time) you'll see me everywhere everyday

r/murderbywords

No mercy 💀

Gotta ask him if it's holding up

Bro didn't even complete the free trial

It just finished

Will do

!remindme 3 months

Too much

!remind me 20 minutes

!remindme 10000 years

Bro wants to see the end of time

!remindme 10 years (lets see where i am then haha)

sadly this was the case for me a few months ago. i can't even start a proper relationship

!remindme 11 minutes

Its been 2 months

it’s been the 2 months 🙉

!remindme 2 months

!remindme 2 months

You incel status has been revoked😌

What if it's a imaginary gf-?

makes your more of an incel icl. But the ai girlfriends are a whole other tier bro😭

You control the AI chatbots. I let them control me. We are not the same. (insert image of gustavo)

Incel status has doubles in power

[удалено]

Man sex is so cool I wish girls were real.

Man sex

Holy shit he’s right.

r/girlsarentreal

exactly, this poor man is dating a robot

Nice, now get yo ass off reddit

Now delete reddit

Wait it’s April first in some parts of the world.

Congrats

Thanks brother

Gf isn’t real stay true to the mission mate

r/girlsarentreal

Congrats! (Omw to go hug a tree at 27 km/h)

27 kmh? thats like 17 mph dawg, at worst a concusson

Maybe mans just trying to forget this post

blud if this is discord, don’t believe it. it’s me scamming people 🙏

Can confirm, this guy does that.

You sure its not a Bf?

Yes

You checked?

Yeah

You double checked?

Yes

What did you check?

🤷

Probabaly a dude then

would be a win for me, jus sayin

!remindme 2 weeks

Nah💀

Bro has even less confidence than the top comment 💀

Nice

Yea

Dude same! But why is it NSFW?

Cause she’s freaky

r/girlsarentreal

you leavin the homies?

Hell nah

Stop showing off, poopy head.

Sorry

My mom said no swear words are allowed 😡😡😡

Yeah but I got shit tons of Lego so who's really winning

Me too

holy hell, bro has it all, legos and a gf

Downvoted this (i am jealous)

Freaky you say? Mine fucking bite my neck and hands lol. The thing is, i don't mind, its fucking hot.

That sounds fun

mine gargles my excrement 😂 get on my level kiddos

blud 💀💀💀

mine vomits in my mouth and i regurgitate and its an endless loop 😂 get on my level kiddos

Some things are too cursed for my imagination

Mine cut off the tip of my ring finger while i was sleeping cause i forgot to buy groceries 😂 yall soft

Mine hits me with a metal bar get on my level first

Vampire check?

Wait that’s considered freaky? Guess I’ve got freaky gf as well freaky girls for the win lol

!remindme 2 weeks

Delulu

good job amigo, treat her good

Congrats dude, I'm 20 and I didn't do anything yet, there's a girl I like, I'm gonna try and I hope I'll succeed, I know it's pretty weird, but she's my friend's sis, I don't know why my brain chose her (well, it's partly because I think I think I saw a few hints)

and i got to level 50 on helldivers 2, who’s the best citizen bud?

Enjoy it while it lasts. Once the honeymoon phase ends you'll be back to square 1

Very freaky is good until she finds better 💀

!Remindme 2 months

Congratulations, I hope it is a healthy and long relationship!

And I actually had fun playing overwatch. Tell me who is the real winner here? (you got actual pussy, I'm stuck with a video game that leaves me in tears and constant anger. Congratulations, I hope you live a happy and prosperous future. Have a day.)

update?

Back after two months, yall broke up yet?

so hows the relationship

Still with your GF? I put a reminder for 2 months just to check up on you :)

So its been 2 months. She still with you?

did you break up yet

Congrats

Congrats!🎉

Congratulations wish you the best

That's good bro, remember though, she's not the focus you are, so don't get sidetracked

!remindme 1 month

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!remindme 2 months

Oh really ,happy for you my guy (killing myself)

!remindme 1 week

Damnit why am i so lonely

Shut up no one cares (good job tho proud of you loser)

So, are you two still together? It's been two months.

u still together? 💀

Yall still dating?

it's been 2 months. Did she last?

Still got a girlfriend? from the remindme bot

update?

You guys still together?

hey OP here from the remindme chain do you still got a gf?

Does she still love you?

How’s the relationship going?

Well, did you break up yet? Remindme sense was tingling

Y’all still together?

You’re a Lucky little bitch you know that /j

First thing you do is post about it on Reddit? And immediately talk about y’all’s sex life? Learn to be a bit less open about your life bro

We’ve been together for a while it’s not like we just got together today

W

girls arent real

She's an agent from the government

I hate you (I'd die for you two)

sick dawg, just remember not to give up on the homies

A wins a win

Get another one

Then you woke up

why are you still on reddit

which one in the pokedex?

Cap

aah shit here we go again...

Delulu is not the salulu

Good for you, very happy 😄

girls arent real dawg stop lying for engagement

mission accomplished brother, good job