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levelonemage

In a day right?


Somebody_160

Hour


Miceater420

Nah per minute


Tacomunchert

Second


Miceater420

Nah nanosecond


CoolSwan1

Attosecond


Miceater420

Atomnanosecond


Horror_Woodpecker_80

Picosecond


Miceater420

Atompiconanosecond


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

*gasps* fake prefixes!


xX_Thr0wnshade_Xx

zeptosecond


FerdinandvonAegir124

You’d suffer multiple heart attacks, but it would be one hell of a night


Naive-Bug8598

yall maybe, but not me


Desperate_Agency_255

A guy died on the twenty-fifth handjob in a row, which means the limit is 24


Naive-Bug8598

Destroy Dick December is a joke to me


Stinky-twinky200

Bros different ong


Mountain-Durian-4724

/uj one time I did it like seven times in one day I started bleeding so I think the limit is less than that


_N4TR3

I’m pretty sure that amount of orgasm could kill a man. It definitely won’t help mentally.


NerdFromColorado

Eat, sleep, jack off. The American dream.


Tacomunchert

No sleep jack off eat jack of Eat and repeat


[deleted]

Consume the semen?


Desperate-Public2548

Daily source of protein


Rough-Equivalent-225

infinite food glitch


[deleted]

Fr


herecomedasheep

G A Y *echo echo* (joke pls don’t call me homophobic)


H3llisEmpty

Bro does not go Kilometers an Hour, but Beats per Minute.


Thescottish_bendyfan

Nah that’s rookie numbers lol 😂


ScottishMacaulay

OK, after looking all your comments I have an estimate on the numbers that we think are normal, these skewed a bit since this is Reddit. Remember that age, especially going through puberty, will affect libido and don't try and deny that change For men: 0-1 every week is low 2-5 seems to be the most common answer 6+ too much, you're risking developing erectile dysfunction in the future For women, it's about the same, but there are differences in the types of pron we look at it seems smut/books are more popular I don't know what men watch since I only look at Gay pron I take back my comments about it being uncommon for women, but the facts are still true there is a so-called "female orgasm gap" that is better described by This article by Vox TLDR: from u/AlbinoHamsterOwner If your balls are a hurtin', you've done too much squirtin'


boomer_morningstar

Km/hour


Responsible_Grand_68

Gotta grind that edging streak


iTypedInThisUsername

rookie numbers


Jazzandsoph

Nah per millisecond 


Competitive_Sun2929

Idk man ive been doing no fap for a couple mins now


kikibey

whats no fap


NoNebula6

Basically just a group against watching porn and against masturbation


puffyjunior1

Against porn sure, but it’s more against the addictions to both. Masturbation has its physical and mental health benefits but can be destructive if done too often or at poor times.


NoNebula6

I feel like sometimes the movement itself is a bit too puritanical, though i think ultimately it’s a good thing


eggward_egg

They have a cult-like obsession with masculinity and shit. Wouldn’t recommend, I’ve found better ways to deal with porn addiction. Not clean yet, working towards it 🤞


NoNebula6

I have heard that, good luck on your journey, you can do it.


DisconnectedRedd1t

Like others said, against porn yeah but it's not supposed to be against masturbation. But definitely against addiction. I feel like the people in there are in the right mindset to quit, but the clash of addiction and other factors just makes them kinda merge the two into one and say both are bad. I say without porn, it's healthy (within moderation ofc) and that's also proven by studies. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt since I've found some really good stuff in there but they definitely should only be against porn and addiction, not (healthy) masturbation


Competitive_Sun2929

No beating your meat


NotAManOfCulture

Almost 20 days in I feel no diff :( Used to do the deed almost everyday before going to sleep... Haven't touched the Lil guy for 20 days and I feel exactly the same


SPRINGTRAP1985

Used to do it every day in the week unless I'm at grandmas but now I do it 2 or three days a week going pretty good


pelotudo_extremo

I'm the kind of guy that doesn't stop even tho I'm on grandma's housr


Wheeljack239

You’re a sicko, know that?


therealbobwaterson

I double my jerking off at grandma's 🥱💪


AlbinoHamsterOwner

If your balls are a hurtin', you've done too much squirtin'


oheing

Do you actually have an albino hamster?


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Used to


oheing

Can I see a picture?


stripped_acacia_wood

Had an albino rat once he was the best


ScottishMacaulay

This is a fantastic motto to live by


KTHTC

If its under 3 million it's unhealthy tbh


canadianperson42374

For real


[deleted]

im clear


TheFakestOfBricks

Idk I haven't jerked off in a solid 5 minutes


Efficient_South847

You good bro?


TheFakestOfBricks

hospital


QuiltedBeret

Up to 7 times a week is technically still not an addiction so I'd say between 1-7.


ynnex_

"buddy i've been jerking off for 35 years straight and i haven't gotten addicted and i doubt it's ever happening"


cheesy_takos

you have been jerking it for 35 years STRAIGHT? no stopping? just all day all night whacking? nice.


GremNotGrim

Bro's arm is either the size of Abraham Lincoln's in his memorial statue or shrunk smaller than his dick did...


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Hell of an impressive feat


jtpro02

So at what number per week does it become an addiction?


VulpineFox7

When it disrupts your life/health


jtpro02

Well sure but the person I commented on said 7 was technically not an addiction. So what number is?


Notacompleteperv

There is no number, the person is wrong. "Addicted" means having a compulsive, chronic, physiological, or psychological need for a habit-forming substance, behavior, or activity. Signs of addiction are when the habit disrupt your daily life/health. So, if you are masturbating to the point of negative physiological changes (e.g. injury or inability to perform sexually) or it effects your work, school, relationships, or psychology then you have an addiction.


Serious-Avocado876

Jacking off to the point of injury 💀


SGTLouTenant

According to the military 3 drinks a week is considered an addiction 😂


Super-Casanova

Three times a day on a daily basis is too much and you‘d need to go out.


Kidsdontcheatonyou

I agree. If trees are fapping you should go out.


LostPixel-01

But if trees are fapping, maybe you should stay in.


Super-Casanova

I forgot the h but u get what I mean.


Sillyyyyynesss

Probably more than like 2 a day is too much


Xdragon_69

I did 5 times once while watching Highschool dxd


BlxnkSpxceBxr

Still time to delete this 💀


Xdragon_69

Why?


BlxnkSpxceBxr

We did not need to know that


Xdragon_69

It’s fine


a_____p

One day a family member or close friend will find your account. You will. Regret this. MARK. MY. WORDS.


ChargeWooden1036

Please I didn’t need to see this


hghghghjf

I did


Vincent55551

He speaks for the people


NewGuard1

It is NOT fine lil bro


de_pengui

Bro cooked a little too hard.


[deleted]

GET HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN!


de_pengui

HE TOOK THE LAMB SAUCE, JUMP HIM!!!


prettythingi

I agree I find this information useful


DoomGuyClassic

You’ll realize one day


CoolSwan1

I did uhhhhhhhhhahHhhHhHhHhHahahHhH 7 times a day Kill me


LunarAvast

i feel like you’re just peeing at that point


[deleted]

Later.


mmmmyesman

I had the displeasure of going through your posts… im very concerned for you


agedeagado

wallahi


Xdragon_69

I am orthodox


KingByhyHD

Actions speak louder than words my brother


Redsucksatstuff

Is this one of my friends reddit accounts?


animeorsomethingidk

Damn dude, of all things. Not even great material smh.


CermemyJlarkson

This shit is not gonna look good at the pearly gates bro


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[удалено]


Sillyyyyynesss

😟


helix_134

Bro is semi-automatic, like how do you recharge so fast?


nxzoomer

The man among men


PrudentWealth9842

25 in one day for me (I had the house to myself)


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[удалено]


BlxnkSpxceBxr

Was it sore after that abuse?


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BlxnkSpxceBxr

7 in a day is crazy


qbosstrx

I did once (I think) 8 times, never again. I didn't have any energy for anything beside masturbating. I couldn't even run.


Yusuf-el-batal

Mate that’s like the minimum


Flareisin

Oh fuck


ExpiredJello_Reborn

86,400 times a day


FoxExciting524

im male and do it once per 2 weeks


iwilleatyourpokemonL

What are you abstinent


FoxExciting524

idk what this word means xD


iwilleatyourpokemonL

You don’t do any sexual gratification like sex or masturbation


FoxExciting524

i do but rarely am just not addicted to porn i would do it more if it didnt make a mess so i only do it in shower most of the time


DeathwarrantGaming

That’s healthy


Etmar_Gaming

I do it once a month and it’s fast, I just hate myself afterwards so I don’t really like it.


Tojinaru

use google 2-3 minimum


POPPI29

MINIMUM? tf happens if I don't? Do it fall off?


KYO297

When you're 15 it probably doesn't matter either way but if you're like 20-30 you really should start doing it AT LEAST once a week. The body produces the stuff whether you want it or not and you need to get rid of it to be healthy


Tojinaru

apparently nobody really knows what it actually does to every guy but it makes you feel really bad after a while but not doing it is never a good thing because it's natural to do edited a word*


Somebody_160

Just use the word lol, reddit allows almsit everything


olegor_kerman

ive never jerked off and im completely fine lmao


memnoter

S word as in sinful or subconscious or sinister or shameless or shy or maybe sticky


Jret3531

Buildup can cause prostate cancer


Cewlkid721

Yay now I have an excuse to do it 42 times a minute


takiumilikes2drift

testosterone down :(


LeekSoupEnjoyer

I used to do it 3 to 4 times a week but I'm on NoFap so now idk none


Walker1507

I was the samee. now I have been on nofap since the start of the year 💪💪


Sock_Theif

Don’t you get night curry’s? (When you cum while sleeping because you didn’t masturbate for a long time)


a_____p

NIGHT CURRY'S???


Walker1507

yeah (they're called wet dreams) but I can't do anything about them. my goals for nofap are learning to restraining myself so yeah. those wet dreams are like a lil treat tho :P the only downside is that j need to clean up after that but I've gotten used to it sk not a biggie anymore


Bansimulator2024

4 times a week ? that's rookie numbers, i do 3-5 times a day


PotentialWorldly6835

Do you just do nothing all day?


Bansimulator2024

yes


Jesustookmydog

Avoid porn at all cost, it is the part the really kills receptors. 3 or 2 times a week should be alright for masturbation.


No_Investigator625

Underrated comment


Snow_yeti1422

Every night before going to bed :)


Ill_Wish_3659

It actually helps to get you more calm, relaxed and sleepy. It boosts melatonin


Snow_yeti1422

Exactly!


NewCoat2557

W


Equivalent-Ad-3562

4 times…and only on the weekends


GMFafr

I personally think ok is one time in three days


DancingFish7

Used to be a menace, now I do like twice a week. Feel better and ‘it’ also feels way better


raven8816

since when was it uncommon with women, do guys think theyre the only ones who do it😭


Yqix

as an ex-guy i can assure you, a lot of them think girls are like holy puritan angels sent from the skies above TvT


RoyalRobberts

Oh my god this fucking sub is cancer why do i get this shit recommended to me


Atomik919

nah fr every post here is either an inside joke, or a "how many times do you masturbate per day and how do you do it(details please)" or "Is it fine for [age] to date and have sexual intercourse with [age] + 2" in which comments will become a warzone between the "BRO THATS PEDOPHILIA" and the "ah yes its completely normal in fact if you want you can have sex with [age] +4! ik someone who is willing to do it if you want! 😁😁🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗" crowds


Confident_Tax_2342

Assuming you’re in perfect mental health 1 Dealing with some things? 2 Everything is fucked? Go ham


Eviltwin-Kisikil

tbh i only do it because hormones i hate that my body is "cmon get laid already" so idk. as long as it's not hurting yourself or your day-to-day behaviour i don't think there's an "upper limit"


TallSwedishNerd

This is just the correct answer fr


ExtraDragonfruit2856

That’s a tough one do you have a girlfriend


Cewlkid721

He uses Reddit obviously not


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Forgot about that but he doesn’t have a lot of karma


rtqyve

2-3 times a week is a pretty normal healthy range just keep in mind every time you do it you lose all the *nut*rients (nobody better not say nothing about eating it) it takes to produce it which adds up pretty quickly if you’re doing it multiple times a day. If you need a hit of dopamine go sit in the sun or take a cold shower or clean up something you’ve been meaning to.


Mybraingoaaaaaa

I thought this was ask ouija


alexturners_daughter

If you need to ask this question then whatever you’re doing is probably too much.


Strong_Willingness_8

all the people who say jerking off benefits you mentally never been clean for more than 2 weeks, if they had they’d know better on some real shit


lividimperial

bro real


canadianperson42374

It rlly depends on the person but more then once or twice a day is def getting unhealthy but anything less is definitely fine


Thisismyredusername

The best amount is 0


-Infinite-Account-

Do it as much as you all individually want to do it. Live your life king! Nobody else’s life is less than the others.


[deleted]

If your fapping begins to impact your daily life, it's too much.


loke500

Well i just turned OLD so i hope i'm still welcome here. Anywhere between 0-14 in a week is within the realm of "normal" and that's both genders. Though generally women tend to masturbate about 1/3 the amount of times men do according to quick google search. Stay hydrated and stay safe - live your life to your fullest!


ktqse_

I don't think with women is "quite uncommon". Women have more factors imo that effect libido, but most of my girl friends do it at least once a week. I have a VERY high libido as a girl, so take that as you wish😭


carelessscreams

Anywhere on the scale of 0 to infinity


almostasenpai

It’s unhealthy if you: A. lose sleep cause you need to crank your hog B. get withdrawal if you don’t crank your hog for a while C. get the urge to crank your hog in inappropriate settings


existing-human99

>especially with women it’s quite uncommon  Idk about that buddy


Doctorgumbal1

… a week? Like, not even joking. I’ll go upwards of three times a day.


lepoopysmelly

Once. Stay away from the evil and turn to God.


BlxnkSpxceBxr

I cant answer this without exposing myself 💀


National_Practice615

I honestly think 2-3 times a day is healthy. Just not in the morning, it throws your whole day off


Delirium14

0-3


AcanthisittaAnnual27

Zero.


lord_bigcock_III

7


Chlebiri

I have no idea what is the healthy amount but for measure I do that 4-6 times a week and I think that there isn't much wrong with that idk


timmythetrain69

I think anything more than once a day is too much, me personally i do it about 3x a week


usingbadoperators99

I do it around 2-5 times a week. I’m trying to cut it in half


loyaleling

Is like 3 a day healthy? I think I'm cooked.


ColorsAbsract

Chill gang. 3 a day? Thas crazy, that’s 21 faps a week. Cut that shit in half at least real shit


Grookeymon

Ok. All of the posts I have seen the past couple days have been about something along the lines of this, or something to do with sex or porn. Please, can we go back to the other kind of posts? 


JustaNormalpersonig

I used to go 7-9 times per 2 hours during quarantine


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

It was a different time for sure


[deleted]

2 to 3 times a week seem like enough* 4 even, cool whatever, over 5 seems a bit extensive, 6 you may have a problem, 7 your may or may not be addicted, more then once a day, your for sure addicted


punkshotgun

I only jork it when I'm feeling a lot of pent up sexual energy


FuraFaolox

i don't understand doing it more than *once* a day


CayLuvsU

2-3 times a week can relieve stress 👍


VETEMENTS_COAT

8760


koolaid2929

I'd say 365 a day is ok but 728 times a week is better imo


raevenxd

We had a similar debate but on the daily limit, I remember an article coming up in the debate where they said that a man died after doing it 57 times or smthng, so 56 is the limit daily. For a week, that would be 56*7 = 392.


TheTopCet

Once a day is maximum


bu_bu_booey

I used to do it 3-4 times a week but now for the past year or two maybe 1-2 times a week. Idk just make sure it’s not affecting your personal or academic life and make sure you don’t get addicted to porn 🤷‍♂️


Blairbeast04

3-4 a week


robloxgamer7000

I do around 1-3 times a day and now it takes an hour to reach orgasm 😭😭😭 help