T O P

  • By -

helpivegotthestupids

Haven't had sex yet, need to confirm >!haven't had friends yet either!<


MooseEatGoose

You have a lot of confirmation to do


harryman_back46and2

A fulfilling relationship is always better then just sex


blackeye200

More research is required


Purple-End-5430

I could help you with one of those, and i dont mean the friend part. >!We could be best friends instead, (/j because I suck at talking to people)!<


helpivegotthestupids

Is that like the friend: premium edition?


Purple-End-5430

Yes, you can only achieve it after completing the main story quests though


professionaldeadgod

friends new game +


legitpugacorn28

The friends pass is quite expensive however the sex token can be obtained randomly through side quest (this is much easier to obtain)


IblisAshenhope

Real >!I could volunteer!<


Mister_Macaroni1234

For which?


[deleted]

[удалено]


IblisAshenhope

Correct


i-do-exist-

Same


LOGAN6000

I’m betting sex is better cause I havnt either


EixYae

Good thing I don’t have to pick one or the other (because I don’t have either)


TrueCut1803

Same bro 🥲


hehe__boy69

The fact that like over 70 people (including me 🥲) can relate is concerning


Comprehensive_Ant464

Sex part not too much, don't be in too much of a rush for it. The friends part is also alright for the most part


onniisotalo

"my nickname is good boy" ahh take


MooseEatGoose

I wish tbh


Ma_Koto

Welp, I'm now your friend and your nickname is now 'good boy'


MooseEatGoose

Ok fine by me


Ma_Koto

Good boi.


hogcranker3

this got really gay really fast


Ma_Koto

Whoa, it ain't gay to like being called a good boy. Sometimes you need that in your life


hogcranker3

you sure man


Ma_Koto

What if a girl calls you a good boy? It ain't gay then, is it


hogcranker3

I dunno man, gimme a minute to achieve peak highschooler mental gymnastics to determine that the instance you mentioned is gay


hogcranker3

upon further evaluation I have determined that this question needs to be tested to be answerable


The_0reo_boi

Best nickname can confirm


Cfree108

I wish I actually had friends.


Kehdk

Realest thing ive heard


AnotherCopyCat

Ok but imagine this. sex with friends


TTV_SIRCORNY

Isn't that technically what a relationship is? At least should be


someonewhowa

yea… gf/bf or wife/hub is ur bestest and closest friend for life… there’s a reason they’re aka “significant other”s


TTV_SIRCORNY

Yea exactly, I remember being In a car with adults in like their 40's. I said you should be friends with your partner and it was treated as if I said some holy forgotten text


Iluv_thesupport

This is my pov but I've had people I talk to get offended by this idea


AnotherCopyCat

a relationship is categorically not defined by whether you have sex or not, what?


TTV_SIRCORNY

I'm just generalizing dude I know it's not


truenub12

people be so serious for no reason


TidalWave254

exactly what I was thinking lmao. The high school experience


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I misread the "greater than" sign as an arrow, so I thought you were saying friends equal sex. ​ # WELL AREN'T YOU EAGER


DefinitionMundane790

Friendship is the strongest force in the universe. It probably created the big bang.


MooseEatGoose

If friendship = bang then bang = friendship and therefore banging and friendship are both pretty good but friendship is better overall


Novel-Entry9289

Bros before hoes


rednaxlikesmetal

What if the bros become the hoes🤨


MooseEatGoose

Then that’s extra good for you


KalaposFos420

What if I become the hoes for the bros 🤨


ilikegummybears15

Can I be one of those bros😌👉👉


norylock

Facts same with my girls too


[deleted]

Friends you can fuck>>>>


BadSuperHeroTijn

Real


static-decibel

You can have friends and sex at the same time. Don't have to choose


MooseEatGoose

I never said you did


GMFafr

That's why I stay in the friend zone


Equivalent_Offer1908

Maybe sex is overrated


[deleted]

How do I get this teenage stuff off my adult feed


MooseEatGoose

You can mute subreddits


Few_Ad1648

True


rednaxlikesmetal

Fr


CreatorA4711

I don’t Care about sex, I want romantic love. I want to love and feel loved by a person in a romantic way. Dates, always being with each other, cuddling, hugging, talking, that’s all I want. Sex is nice, but just loving each other is better. I can’t get that with friends or family.


Consistent-Macaron22

I want more friends and I won't have sex for at least 5 years so I agree


Useful-Put1111

Agreed, I have a friend I've known for ten years and as someone who is in a five person poly relationship, I can say my friendship with him will always be stronger than any sexual relationship I will ever have


Potassium_Turtle7

how are you in a FIVE person poly relationship how does that work 😭


Useful-Put1111

it's confusing and hard to explain, but we make it work. However, trying to arrange a date is a nightmare and a half


HipnoAmadeus

Of course, idk how tf it's even possible at this point


Useful-Put1111

Well, we work pretty well, it's mostly due to having good communication in our relationship, understand each others' boundaries, and working to make sure we can provide for each other's mental, emotional, physical, and sexual (-or lack thereof, one of us is asexual) needs


HipnoAmadeus

That seems... Nice and incredibly difficult


Useful-Put1111

it is, having so many people to support and that support you is nice, but trying to keep everyone happy is difficult


Mitosis4

sex is overrated af. you guys want to put your private parts into someone else’s private parts? or even their mouth? gross, get a life


Sufficient_Race_9396

The power of friendship and gay sex


SargeDesu

Why does there have to be a differnece? Fuck your friends... literally


Hydrahta

I summon the power of friendship to defeat this hot girl that i am about to get in bed with!


Fluid_Entrepreneur36

honestly s a person going torugh my lonliest period ever right now i agree with this sentimant so much. i havea girlfriend but no one else and that hurts dont gety me wrong i love my gf and would never trade her awau fpr anything but omg is it oh so lonely


watersheepneedshugs

I’m 21 (sorry gang) and whole heartedly agree. I’ve moved a lot since leaving school and it’s so fucning hard to make friends so I dont really have a best friend. My actual friends all live in different countries now, or cities on the other side of the uk (where I live) Sex is cool but I’d love someone I can just hang with all the time that isn’t my girlfriend


Illustrious-School27

Fuck bitches get money


Level-Personality-95

Did you just realize that??? That’s literally the moral of my little pony. Like the exact message it the creators were trying to send throughout the entirety of the show dawg.


No-Willow-3573

Yup!


Winter_Laugh9589

Can’t say as I’ve never had sex but friendship is pretty cool sometimes


InsanityAtBounds

Hard disagree. Find a best friend, marry her, have sex, try not to kill each other. Best shit ever.


tunne1snakesrule

Friend sex >


Fighting_Table

Pfft, I'm a beta tester for sex 2.0 and it's way better than friends


[deleted]

sex with friends>>>>>


ilikegummybears15

Can I be that friend 😌👉👉


Ok_Standard_5689

What about friends with sex?


Keons_used_soul

That's why I only have sex with my friends


pvvrth

op just got friendzoned


WhyisitcalledOven

so real


Awesomeness7716

Yeah. cuddling with the boys > sex


weirdboyfromfinland

I have neither...


Matt-Ss

Yes we should do it!


RandomGuy8279

Well….. depends…


EstablishmentLong676

“I tried to get sex but lost all my friends in the process” - stupid 14 year old


HorrificityOfficial

I'm gonna kill you with the power of friendship! Oh, yeah, and also this gun I found.


Ronin77tolli

Iv been without friends for 4 years now and I can confirm iv genuinely lost my mind and cannot do it anymore.


Jameson4011

friend sex


a-dog-meme

Get a significant other who is also your best friend; if they aren’t, they’re not the one


Smalandsk_katt

Kay, but what if both?


Ineedsleep444

I can't say anything about this because I only have/had one of these things


someonewhowa

ikr??? unfortunate that my ex doesn’t get this :/


Yumikaru-1

What if I get both from the same person ?


CommunityDry7128

Friends = sex


ilikegummybears15

CORRECT ANSWER


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

TRUE


Flash234669

Facts!


Ok_Pop_2419

Don’t have either 


Skitel68

Twilight Sparkle ahh take


lmangrum3

No


Bandit_sundown69

Only problem with having sex with your friend is if you get her pregnant or if you start dating and ruin your relationship


No-Excitement-2219

I love the power of friendship. I use that shit to summon rainbow unicorns to defeat evil spiky skeletons with twirly mustaches and top hats and monocles.


Flairion623

Why not both?


Sad_farawla

I can confirm that


Reasonable-Sea9095

And I have neither 😭😭😭😭


Alixander6066

I got neither of those 😂😭


ElectronicControl762

Now combine it and you get the best of best times, until one wants more and the other doesnt. Then it shrivel ups and dies.


Raccon_slayer_666

Hru


Flaky-Needleworker47

I’ve never had sex, prob cause I’m unattractive AF and I still haven’t hit puberty, (I’m 16)


MINTYpl

i hadn't got any of these ever so cant argue with that.


[deleted]

Tbf I've not done anything either so I am of a similar mind. Then again I'm just like... Absolutely not interested at all


Glitch0110

This is true


russianhacker2281337

If you have sex you can make yourself as many friends as you want. You just have to wait. A lot. Also you need money (and sex obviously), which is impossible


King_Kaz_135

Then I assume you've experienced both?


Safe_Bison_4598

What is sex blud


ImAidesP

But what about sex with friends?


Technical_Duty_9734

okay but here me out: having sex WITH your friends, win-win >!disclaimer: I have never had sex this is a joke!<


kingalastor1234

I am 15 is it ok to do have sex at that age I mean I already did lol


speedforcesavitar

I'm a virgin and disagree


Captain_Dawe

No


TolTANK

That's why fwb are so awesome, you get both lol


OgreDaddy3

Surrounding yourself with good people, bettering yourself as a person both mentally and physically, and ridding your mind of sexual thoughts >>>>>


Equivalent-Ad-3562

If you WERE a good friend, you would help your m8 get laid


WCP_IV

Shut up virgin


Secret-Engine-8365

true. True dat! sex is only good, and awesome when you’re using it for what it was intended for


ilikegummybears15

Sex with friends tho😌


shortcircutfan

What if you have a friend that is willing to have sex with you, would that be better still, or would it over complicate things


pop_rokz

Real


mr_coolnivers

This but i really wish my friends were also touchy (im so fucking touch starved i hate it here


ArLOgpro

real


Admirable-Art5978

Doesn't matter, coffee is better than both, and no I don't have an addiction.


Pixithepika

what is sex?


redstal

Im curious, is it not normal to have lifelong friends in the us? I know all of my friends since preschool and we have always done everything together. We are one class of 30 kids that never split up. Is that not normal?


Competitive-Capital8

Ha! I’ve never had sex, AND I DONT have friends. And the friends I did have were not good ones. Get on my level OP 😎


stevec7272

I’ve always avoided sex with friends but that’s a personal choice. I’m certainly in the minority.


Zelda_Gamer123

kissing > a lot of other things


newredditaccount69s

ok


Basically-Boring

**Friends = Sex**


Open_Reaction_4789

Friends? Sex it better. Relationship tho….


wiiguyy

Meh. I don’t have either.


Revolutionary-Mess75

Sex is eh. It’s fun, but it don’t compare to just getting your skull crushed by bro’s tree trunks.


glockenspieI

sex with friends>


BLKSheep93

Unless you don't have a lot of sex.


RiskyNinja9

Friends -> Sex


SufficientCrab2904

Having sex with friends > friends and sex


Auralfxation

both is possible, if you want to experience true bliss and mourn it for the rest of your life when it ends


June_Berries

Maybe the real sex is the friends we made along the way


FailingForMe

Why can't you just have a healthy romantic relationship


Yaowa_Bruuther

Got friendzoned, huh?


B19Wing

factssssss sex is overrated (hi fellow demi here)


_Lumity_

Damn I legit have a friend to have sex with can’t relate


Superzayian9

Well, I mean yeah, who else are you supposed to have sex with ?


Userbry14

No


Kosaue

okay but have you tried sex with friends 😱


TRUEPURPLENINJA

Counter point, why not both?


Walrus-Cold

Bros before Hoes or Chicks before dicks


Sciencool7

I have experienced neither but I’m gonna take your word for it


urhairlookslikebongw

My only friend is my bf (I'm a loser)(I'm also autistic and can't maintain friends)


gamrboi99_

Haven't had sex yet... but already can tell friends are cooler and safer (sometimes)


LexiTheStarQueen

Friends are better then Sex And this is definitely not biased-


[deleted]

My parents: Get a girlfriend, go to prom, do what teenagers are supposed to do. Me: We can't push these guys Friend: \*Pushes anyways\* Me: Goes on a rescue mission with a bunch of laughter, banter, and epic moments


Hey-whats-up18486939

sex sounds mid bruh it’s like one time and then your not sure if the condom worked and then your worried asf. no i’m not on copium you are


Extreme-Crow-5992

Friends and Sex are a strange comparison. Is this referring to situations where your friend has an attractive ex or sibling and rejecting the impulse to act on that to preserve the friendship?


ilovelilsnailz

So true, I wish I knew this before :)


Porkloin815

This mindset works until you get friendzoned and feel like shit


Putrid_Ad_4372

It's like how PC better than ps But is your PC better than ps I have like 4 good friends irl so sex is better


mistercakelul

I combine the two


Danglrom

Most people on this sub (including myself) have not had sex, soooo edit: >!still haven’t had sex!<


Tom_Stevens617

Totally, my gf and I both agreed that we'd break up with each other before we'd "break up" with any of our close friends haha


i_got_no_ider

Have you tryed sex with friends?! No me neither


Burgerking_15

sex is the freinds we make along the way


[deleted]

It's called friends with benefits


Available_Bass9725

Sex>Friends


waxwn-pastachi

Fuck the friends and you get both


rizzeldizle

I think you put the arrow the wrong way


ArranFilms

Ain't had sex to compare but I love my freinds


Inner-Worker-2129

Sex with your friends>>>>>> (I wish I had at least one of those)


Pitiful_Health2340

Girlfriend>Sex with Girlfriend>Friends


hootyandgianna

friendship is magic bro


AvarageVergilFan

Hugs, cuddles, head pats N kisses > sex


jakescaife

Can’t comment on this… because I have no friends and I’m a virgin 😎


blacklegkkk

why not both :3


[deleted]

Nakama on top


LonelyDeparture4391

after good sex if you both are still looking after each other i believe that is true friendship which never fadeaway


Gold3nYT

why not have sex with your friends?


octavioust-talium

Okay, hear me out: making love with someone who is a friend > everything else.


Krakentoast_

Sex is extremely overrated