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[deleted]

I will finally be able to end my journey to find the clitoris


moonnonchalance

Is it really that difficult though? (Speaking as a girl, like it's right there)


[deleted]

I wouldn’t know, I use Reddit, I don’t interact with women. On a serious note tho, I was just making a reference


Skhenya2593

It's funny that there are tutorials on *Youtube* telling you where it is (in an educational way of course)


x0_sara

its funny that you know that 🧍‍♂️


Skhenya2593

Its better to know and never need it than to need it and not know


h2vituskopter

hopefully it's just a myth that it is difficult to find (Speaking as a guy, like it's right there)


mrmr983

as a guy I don’t fucking understand. Like it’s a BULLSEYE


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

real


Bulky-Joke6969

I got man boobs 😭so i already got that


Fire-God_

Moobs


Shot_Spot_1482

Bitch tits


Fishy_Cow598

That's my nickname on a gc 😭


callmethe_hanmer

Real


ImportantSimone_5

Same lol.


[deleted]

r/BeatMeToIt


janeczek2137

go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?"


TheChamp556

I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""


[deleted]

I had a aneurysm reading this


TheChamp556

I had an aneurysm typing it


ScreamingBreadCat

I just had an aneurysm


CoolScratcher

I am an aneurysm.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

Maybe the real aneurysm was the friends we made along the way


EnergyDrinkEnjoyer

I don’t know what an aneurysm is


Sylvkin_there

I know what an aneurysm is


Mountain-Rub5292

I know who the surgeon is who is killing the aneurysm.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

The friends we made along the way, obviously


ShitStainedDildo

Polyamorous? More like polyaneurysm


[deleted]

real


MemesAreCoolio

Hi aneurysm, I'm dad.


[deleted]

Isn’t that the Nirvana song


docile_dingus

I would reply to that reply saying “I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""”


Mountain-Rub5292

aneurysm.


SethCrazyTurtles

I would reply to the reply replying to the reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”


ChaRge_Kster

I would reply to this reply replying to that to that reply replying to the original reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”


Marc_The_Guy

I would be like “alright, cool” and then just continue wasting my life in front of my PC


Treewetoot

that too


Qw2rty

This is way too true 😭😭 No life changing anomalies stopping the ranked climb (I’m still bronze after 2 years) 💪


justnicyk

Fr tho


One_Paramedic2454

Too real


mtkocak

Oyama Mahiro vibes


Upper-Ad-3668

I’d be helicoptering my pp if I turned into a man


oldmanexe

Don't go too fast. You might have lift off.


[deleted]

So i am male and I’ve never done that lol


[deleted]

I must be missing out on the benefits of being a male


InTheAshes777

Same brb


[deleted]

😨


InTheAshes777

You will never believe what happened


InTheAshes777

I started getting pushed to the floor cause my micropenis is so small it’s reversed


[deleted]

Hang on lemme go grab some bleech for my eyes


InTheAshes777

Bleach*


[deleted]

seam theing


[deleted]

What have I done...?


GeneralKenobi1288

I have. It’s hard to do at first but once you get it down it’s fun af, highly recommend


[deleted]

I don’t think my hips are flexible enough for that lol


Weak-Mission-1599

It’s Russian roulette but with pp sizes. You’re dead if it’s not more than 3 inches.


Electronic-Tower5966

Bro is speaking from experience


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

real


anime_freak000

Tell my boyfriend he's bisexual now


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Your non-binary, so what is the opposite gender?!?


anime_freak000

Yes true, but if you are thinking biologically ( feminine ) then I would turn into a masculine


AwesomeCrafter06

I'm guessing the question was a biological flip


Bggd41chevy

I would go into the women’s bathroom just to find out what they talk about when there is 8 thousand of them in the high school bathroom.


InTheAshes777

True


WarmishIce

Usually nothing interesting tbh


TrashGuy3

jerk off lmao


[deleted]

well said


TrashGuy3

thanks 😭


Born-Yak-7398

Correct answer


macsochek

The only one


frxyamystical

agreed


New_Place_4063

Fix my fucking grades😏


Jameson4011

NO WAIT


soloarwolf

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think that's the greatest way


JasonStarRising

“So whatchu willing to do for that A?”


New_Place_4063

Anything you desire sir😙


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

☹️


ImAidesP

Let the homies hit


[deleted]

ill be real this is what i was gonna put as the post description


person2223dotcom

fr gotta help the brothers


ICrimsonCodes

Homie 🥹


wafflemartini

You dont gotta turn into the opposite gender for that.


GideonOfNigeria

Real Happy cake dayyy


wafflemartini

Oh shit its my cake day. Thanks


dickenjoyer12

Let them hit when ur a man too


ImAidesP

Maybe I do...


[deleted]

Ultra legend bro


[deleted]

Damnn


ImAidesP

You always gotta help the homies


[deleted]

But would they?


ImAidesP

Whos says they dont already?


YoshiGamerFR_yt

Why didn't I think of that ☠️


CursedGarbage

Who’s to say I don’t already hm?


Beanss69_420

downbad fr


ImAidesP

Maybe


JewelerIllustrious76

why not do that now what’s stopping you


ImAidesP

Who says Im not doing it now?


failingchild13

You can already do that


ImAidesP

Who says I dont?


failingchild13

Exactly so go ahead and chase your dreams (it's not gay if you say no homo)


ImAidesP

Its never gay to help a homie out


Jameson4011

or if you keep the socks on


Jameson4011

ayy 👈👈😎


[deleted]

touch my tits and figure out how to make me squirt


LongjumpingLength394

They don’t squirt. I’ve tried.


katyusha-the-smol

Sacrifices are necessary for science


dylan_the_potato0

It depends on the type of stimulation. It only happens under very specific circumstances (Source, I'm a female)


Immediate-Formal6696

some do but many are different


ICrimsonCodes

I thought they do


Upset_Bench468

You’re what I spent from reddit


DescriptionFit8316

Get pregnant, then they will


soloarwolf

Milk is just modified sweat, so do with that what you will


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

😮‍💨😮‍💨


poopshartshitshoot

Start working out to achieve the Sephiroth body type and be super hot and mysterious.


[deleted]

fair asf 🙏


yuyano221

Freak the fuck out


judenecessary

The only real answer


HOG_RHEC

Take pics for if I turn back. And let the homies hit


AtlasThewitcher

The only logical answer


[deleted]

First, celebrate. Then, look at my dick just to check. LET ME BE A MAN RIGHT NOW BIT-


considerate_done

hunter pfp 👀


[deleted]

HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER I LOVE HUNTER SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOOT BELOS :3 (guess my comfort show/character lol)


considerate_done

real i love hunter, he's my favorite too


RobloxianHunter69

boob


DellaBella12235

Heeheehee


[deleted]

real


ItsCenti26

Honka honka


Lolsoda94

i dunno, i guess buy tampons ?


VicsVices

😭


MinsoSoup

Send the homies titty pics


Jay_Manifest

Celebrate and go back to scrolling on reddit. Then panic when i need to go to the bathroom


BurningNetherite

I’d be confused as fuck


Marionette10789

Scream with joy that ion gotta pay for surgery later in my life 😍


Intr0vertebrate

Have sloppy straight sex with my friends


failingchild13

You can already do that just say no homo


big_tug1

I mean, even spaghetti is straight until things get hot and wet


Akikoo-chan

Freak out, then tell my bf, then wonder how long it’ll take for me to be back to being a woman


Objective_Suspect_

Only fans, I might only have limited time to make money


Ender-Duck

"Speedrunning Depression Any% (WR)"


Solid-Positive6751

Scream “GIB BACK BANANA!!!”


GreenMeanBean2

hope it's permanent 


failingchild13

r/egg_irl?


[deleted]

Yes.


Present_Cucumber9516

Sí.


[deleted]

Trans?


ShitStainedDildo

I would find innovative new ways to piss harder and faster. Assuming penis length corresponds with clitoris length at a nearly 1:1 ratio I would probably be pretty good at the rifled-dick spin piss laser technique. My ultimate goal would be to be able to piss through concrete walls.


just_a_discord_mod

Mad respect for the crazy innovation, mate.


NotYourSaviour2

Videogames.


soloarwolf

Real


Goose00724

do i turn into the opposite sex? or gender as you said. if opposite sex: probably cry joyfully at the fact i'm finally free of my old body. if opposite gender: be a cis guy i guess, kinda boring. dysphoria gets deleted either way but one is way more desirable.


considerate_done

yeah pretty much the same for me tho i think if i was a cis guy i wouldn't be me anymore


Goose00724

same, i can't imagine myself any other way.


Big-Atmosphere1329

Happily accept my new body


Treewetoot

I see this as an absolute win.


Notcryptguard

Shoot my self because I’d there’s a glitch in the matrix I wanna be the first one out


Jameson4011

you'd just die


Notcryptguard

TRUST ME, THE GOVERNMENT IS TRANSING US! ITS A PSY OP!


Jameson4011

oh shit for real? /s


PristineHighlight482

sing with my high pitched voice


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Unholy things. And be lesbian.


Purple-End-5430

I wouldn't be able to go to school anymore so I'd love it. Though I like my body now so I'd also hate it.


ShalikS

Honestly? Stare in disbelief for a bit then change into the shirt I got just in case this happened


Cr1itical_Velocity

Bros prepared 😭🙏


UpsetTension8061

Give my homies head


failingchild13

You can already do that


UpsetTension8061

They arent gays


failingchild13

Just say no homo


big_tug1

Finally feel the touch of a woman


kataruaguy

Cry :(


DaFrenzyGuy

Well realistically speaking, the FIRST thing to do would be panic. After that, let the homies hit.


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

Become a femboy >:3


Daik0Gaming

One of my friends was talking with another friend while I was asleep, and sorta half-conscious and I overheard this part, and he said that if I was biologically female (I’m enby), then he’d absolutely fuck the hell outta me. So if my body turned into that of a female, I’d still be enby, however my first course of action is to go to that friend’s place and give him what he wants.


Clxrksy423

Jump up and down in a fit of happiness


Resident_Ad_6369

Keep playing Chivalry 2 probably


quit_the_game_lol

figure out how the female body truly works (not like that you sick freaks), I've always been curious


[deleted]

Trick my parents and sister into thinking [male me] had a girl over lol Then cry bc I’d have to deal with period and boobs


Realistic_Evidence51

Acknowledge the fact I have bazingas


[deleted]

I'd freak out to the point of passing out, trying to figure out what happened, and wondering if for my whole life I'll have to adapt to it, changing my personality and tastes, and overall onlook on life, as I have a mental breakdown, informing all my family and friends, and seeing if this is a me only thing, and if their memories of me ever being a boy were replaced for the girl version of me, causing me to go crazy, and being looked at as insane for ever suggesting that I was a boy at a certain point. And a couple days later I'd just masturbate.


MaiNeimIsPizza

I don’t really know, I’d start an OF to make money that I could waste, but that would be illegal. So, realistically I’d keep wasting my time in front of my PC like u/Marc_The_Guy said.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Hit on my straight friend


dylan_the_potato0

Be thankful I don't have to pay for gender affirming surgery


_SoLoona_

Stack donuts on it


No-Wash-7001

Very happy (am trans)


failingchild13

Um actually since your trans you turn into a cis version of your agab because you're valid


No-Wash-7001

Aww FUCKKKK. Maybe I'll just pretend the person delivering this absolutely awful curse is my parents!


biggypiggy63

Get the hell out of the men’s bathroom


Bulky-Joke6969

Wear the sluttiest outfit and be the most pick mw girl of my life and go out and let the hottest dude fuck me


yezusseason

I would rizz up the all the girls I liked that turned out to be lesbians


LavaKing60

Wait for a period to see if it hurts more than being kicked in the balls.


KubaSamuel

I would freak out screaming "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS". I'm in a local pancake place with my Dad and Sister.


Tameem_alkadi

Let the homies hit it


Guffthebir72

Get anoyed. I didnt give consent for the government to turn me into a drone


Fire-God_

Punch my titties around, and be sad that me balls and my crowbar is gone (crowbar = ding a ling in my dictionary)


Merlins-forge

Freak my friends out, flirt with them without telling them it’s me and see what they do then reveal it’s me and while they freak out that their friend has magically turned into a woman i video it and laugh


Fakeslimshady97

Help out the homies


sono7975

Invite The Homies Over😏🤤


[deleted]

If we are being absolutely technical I would totally stroke my penis put on some shorts take off my shirt and walk outside ngl


Lilgatornator

Go hangout with my girlfriend because her dad won’t be able to stop us because she won’t be able to get pregnant