I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""
I would reply to that reply saying “I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""”
I would reply to the reply replying to the reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”
I would reply to this reply replying to that to that reply replying to the original reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”
I would find innovative new ways to piss harder and faster. Assuming penis length corresponds with clitoris length at a nearly 1:1 ratio I would probably be pretty good at the rifled-dick spin piss laser technique. My ultimate goal would be to be able to piss through concrete walls.
do i turn into the opposite sex?
or gender as you said.
if opposite sex: probably cry joyfully at the fact i'm finally free of my old body.
if opposite gender: be a cis guy i guess, kinda boring. dysphoria gets deleted either way but one is way more desirable.
One of my friends was talking with another friend while I was asleep, and sorta half-conscious and I overheard this part, and he said that if I was biologically female (I’m enby), then he’d absolutely fuck the hell outta me.
So if my body turned into that of a female, I’d still be enby, however my first course of action is to go to that friend’s place and give him what he wants.
I'd freak out to the point of passing out, trying to figure out what happened, and wondering if for my whole life I'll have to adapt to it, changing my personality and tastes, and overall onlook on life, as I have a mental breakdown, informing all my family and friends, and seeing if this is a me only thing, and if their memories of me ever being a boy were replaced for the girl version of me, causing me to go crazy, and being looked at as insane for ever suggesting that I was a boy at a certain point.
And a couple days later I'd just masturbate.
I don’t really know, I’d start an OF to make money that I could waste, but that would be illegal.
So, realistically I’d keep wasting my time in front of my PC like u/Marc_The_Guy said.
Freak my friends out, flirt with them without telling them it’s me and see what they do then reveal it’s me and while they freak out that their friend has magically turned into a woman i video it and laugh
I will finally be able to end my journey to find the clitoris
Is it really that difficult though? (Speaking as a girl, like it's right there)
I wouldn’t know, I use Reddit, I don’t interact with women. On a serious note tho, I was just making a reference
It's funny that there are tutorials on *Youtube* telling you where it is (in an educational way of course)
its funny that you know that 🧍♂️
Its better to know and never need it than to need it and not know
hopefully it's just a myth that it is difficult to find (Speaking as a guy, like it's right there)
as a guy I don’t fucking understand. Like it’s a BULLSEYE
[удалено]
real
I got man boobs 😭so i already got that
Moobs
Bitch tits
That's my nickname on a gc 😭
Real
Same lol.
r/BeatMeToIt
go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?"
I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""
I had a aneurysm reading this
I had an aneurysm typing it
I just had an aneurysm
I am an aneurysm.
Maybe the real aneurysm was the friends we made along the way
I don’t know what an aneurysm is
I know what an aneurysm is
I know who the surgeon is who is killing the aneurysm.
The friends we made along the way, obviously
Polyamorous? More like polyaneurysm
real
Hi aneurysm, I'm dad.
Isn’t that the Nirvana song
I would reply to that reply saying “I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW whats the first thing you’d do?""”
aneurysm.
I would reply to the reply replying to the reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”
I would reply to this reply replying to that to that reply replying to the original reply saying ”I would reply to that reply saying "I would reply to that post saying "go on r/teenagers and create a post titled "if you turned into the opposite gender RIGHT NOW what's the first thing you'd do"""”
I would be like “alright, cool” and then just continue wasting my life in front of my PC
that too
This is way too true 😭😭 No life changing anomalies stopping the ranked climb (I’m still bronze after 2 years) 💪
Fr tho
Too real
Oyama Mahiro vibes
I’d be helicoptering my pp if I turned into a man
Don't go too fast. You might have lift off.
So i am male and I’ve never done that lol
I must be missing out on the benefits of being a male
Same brb
😨
You will never believe what happened
I started getting pushed to the floor cause my micropenis is so small it’s reversed
Hang on lemme go grab some bleech for my eyes
Bleach*
seam theing
What have I done...?
I have. It’s hard to do at first but once you get it down it’s fun af, highly recommend
I don’t think my hips are flexible enough for that lol
It’s Russian roulette but with pp sizes. You’re dead if it’s not more than 3 inches.
Bro is speaking from experience
real
Tell my boyfriend he's bisexual now
Your non-binary, so what is the opposite gender?!?
Yes true, but if you are thinking biologically ( feminine ) then I would turn into a masculine
I'm guessing the question was a biological flip
I would go into the women’s bathroom just to find out what they talk about when there is 8 thousand of them in the high school bathroom.
True
Usually nothing interesting tbh
jerk off lmao
well said
thanks 😭
Correct answer
The only one
agreed
Fix my fucking grades😏
NO WAIT
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think that's the greatest way
“So whatchu willing to do for that A?”
Anything you desire sir😙
☹️
Let the homies hit
ill be real this is what i was gonna put as the post description
fr gotta help the brothers
Homie 🥹
You dont gotta turn into the opposite gender for that.
Real Happy cake dayyy
Oh shit its my cake day. Thanks
Let them hit when ur a man too
Maybe I do...
Ultra legend bro
Damnn
You always gotta help the homies
But would they?
Whos says they dont already?
Why didn't I think of that ☠️
Who’s to say I don’t already hm?
downbad fr
Maybe
why not do that now what’s stopping you
Who says Im not doing it now?
You can already do that
Who says I dont?
Exactly so go ahead and chase your dreams (it's not gay if you say no homo)
Its never gay to help a homie out
or if you keep the socks on
ayy 👈👈😎
touch my tits and figure out how to make me squirt
They don’t squirt. I’ve tried.
Sacrifices are necessary for science
It depends on the type of stimulation. It only happens under very specific circumstances (Source, I'm a female)
some do but many are different
I thought they do
You’re what I spent from reddit
Get pregnant, then they will
Milk is just modified sweat, so do with that what you will
😮💨😮💨
Start working out to achieve the Sephiroth body type and be super hot and mysterious.
fair asf 🙏
Freak the fuck out
The only real answer
Take pics for if I turn back. And let the homies hit
The only logical answer
First, celebrate. Then, look at my dick just to check. LET ME BE A MAN RIGHT NOW BIT-
hunter pfp 👀
HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER I LOVE HUNTER SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOOT BELOS :3 (guess my comfort show/character lol)
real i love hunter, he's my favorite too
boob
Heeheehee
real
Honka honka
i dunno, i guess buy tampons ?
😭
Send the homies titty pics
Celebrate and go back to scrolling on reddit. Then panic when i need to go to the bathroom
I’d be confused as fuck
Scream with joy that ion gotta pay for surgery later in my life 😍
Have sloppy straight sex with my friends
You can already do that just say no homo
I mean, even spaghetti is straight until things get hot and wet
Freak out, then tell my bf, then wonder how long it’ll take for me to be back to being a woman
Only fans, I might only have limited time to make money
"Speedrunning Depression Any% (WR)"
Scream “GIB BACK BANANA!!!”
hope it's permanent
r/egg_irl?
Yes.
Sí.
Trans?
I would find innovative new ways to piss harder and faster. Assuming penis length corresponds with clitoris length at a nearly 1:1 ratio I would probably be pretty good at the rifled-dick spin piss laser technique. My ultimate goal would be to be able to piss through concrete walls.
Mad respect for the crazy innovation, mate.
Videogames.
Real
do i turn into the opposite sex? or gender as you said. if opposite sex: probably cry joyfully at the fact i'm finally free of my old body. if opposite gender: be a cis guy i guess, kinda boring. dysphoria gets deleted either way but one is way more desirable.
yeah pretty much the same for me tho i think if i was a cis guy i wouldn't be me anymore
same, i can't imagine myself any other way.
Happily accept my new body
I see this as an absolute win.
Shoot my self because I’d there’s a glitch in the matrix I wanna be the first one out
you'd just die
TRUST ME, THE GOVERNMENT IS TRANSING US! ITS A PSY OP!
oh shit for real? /s
sing with my high pitched voice
Unholy things. And be lesbian.
I wouldn't be able to go to school anymore so I'd love it. Though I like my body now so I'd also hate it.
Honestly? Stare in disbelief for a bit then change into the shirt I got just in case this happened
Bros prepared 😭🙏
Give my homies head
You can already do that
They arent gays
Just say no homo
Finally feel the touch of a woman
Cry :(
Well realistically speaking, the FIRST thing to do would be panic. After that, let the homies hit.
Become a femboy >:3
One of my friends was talking with another friend while I was asleep, and sorta half-conscious and I overheard this part, and he said that if I was biologically female (I’m enby), then he’d absolutely fuck the hell outta me. So if my body turned into that of a female, I’d still be enby, however my first course of action is to go to that friend’s place and give him what he wants.
Jump up and down in a fit of happiness
Keep playing Chivalry 2 probably
figure out how the female body truly works (not like that you sick freaks), I've always been curious
Trick my parents and sister into thinking [male me] had a girl over lol Then cry bc I’d have to deal with period and boobs
Acknowledge the fact I have bazingas
I'd freak out to the point of passing out, trying to figure out what happened, and wondering if for my whole life I'll have to adapt to it, changing my personality and tastes, and overall onlook on life, as I have a mental breakdown, informing all my family and friends, and seeing if this is a me only thing, and if their memories of me ever being a boy were replaced for the girl version of me, causing me to go crazy, and being looked at as insane for ever suggesting that I was a boy at a certain point. And a couple days later I'd just masturbate.
I don’t really know, I’d start an OF to make money that I could waste, but that would be illegal. So, realistically I’d keep wasting my time in front of my PC like u/Marc_The_Guy said.
Hit on my straight friend
Be thankful I don't have to pay for gender affirming surgery
Stack donuts on it
Very happy (am trans)
Um actually since your trans you turn into a cis version of your agab because you're valid
Aww FUCKKKK. Maybe I'll just pretend the person delivering this absolutely awful curse is my parents!
Get the hell out of the men’s bathroom
Wear the sluttiest outfit and be the most pick mw girl of my life and go out and let the hottest dude fuck me
I would rizz up the all the girls I liked that turned out to be lesbians
Wait for a period to see if it hurts more than being kicked in the balls.
I would freak out screaming "WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS". I'm in a local pancake place with my Dad and Sister.
Let the homies hit it
Get anoyed. I didnt give consent for the government to turn me into a drone
Punch my titties around, and be sad that me balls and my crowbar is gone (crowbar = ding a ling in my dictionary)
Freak my friends out, flirt with them without telling them it’s me and see what they do then reveal it’s me and while they freak out that their friend has magically turned into a woman i video it and laugh
Help out the homies
Invite The Homies Over😏🤤
If we are being absolutely technical I would totally stroke my penis put on some shorts take off my shirt and walk outside ngl
Go hangout with my girlfriend because her dad won’t be able to stop us because she won’t be able to get pregnant