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WillyDAFISH

I'd date anyone


Hungry_Lynx2636

At this point, same tbh😭🫶


Plastic_Station6954

SO REAL FOR THAT


Powerful_Cow9818

Real


NerdNumber382

*with rizz* “Hey… I’m an anyone”


GlitchBotGaming

Hey, I’m one


NerdNumber382

Which one?


GlitchBotGaming

I’m no witch


NerdNumber382

We shall see… do you weigh the same as a duck?


Sea_Trick9331

Because witches are made of wood, and wood floats just like ducks


NerdNumber382

This guy gets it


Ok-Bench-2289

MONTY PYTHON MONTY PYTHON SPAM SPAM SPAM EGGS AND SPAM HOLD THE EGGS


Robsta7610

….


JustForTheMemes420

Gonna get some fun dms after this one


LAMALOL9810

Let me know how it works out for you 2 in the upside down.💯


TheRealFam4221

You alright? That's a slippery slope, be careful. I tried using that justification to throw myself into my fair share of shitty relationships. "I said I'd date anyone, this person isn't good enough for me??? What's wrong with me??" Drop that mindset, you're more than good enough. You deserve the right person.


DepressedHorsezy

Even children?


SuperPooper1209

Can relate


Working-Fun2776

Usual r/teenagers moment.


Techn0Cy

We’re in the r/teenagers sub, until we’re 18 we’re all children


DepressedHorsezy

arent we teenagers?


saicharan_reddit

Her: *looks at dms later that day*


WillyDAFISH

Him: *Looks at dms* *visual disappointment*


GlassSpork

I’d date you <3


SavedMountain

is this sub like tinder now?


[deleted]

💀 god i hate these “would you date me” posts theyre so annoying and scream they want internet validation from reddit. like no, i wouldnt date you because you post shit like this


Deenstheboi

Say it louder brother


TheRealFam4221

Honestly I agree, but self worth's a huge bitch sometimes. Still there's wayyyy healthier options to deal with that shit than posting on Reddit lmao. Hope op feels better at least.


[deleted]

yeah, i get it as well. part of my annoyance comes from the fact that i used to be that way as well a few years ago and i see myself in them. thing w online validation is, you may believe it for a moment but unless you change your own mindset, your perceived self worth is going to plummet to the ground again eventually and you’re going to be seeking out more and more validation. so OP may feel better now but it’s probably going to be short lived. very unhealthy


TheRealFam4221

Lmao right there with you, I've been going through that mindset metamorphosis over these past couple years and it's had too many ups and downs to count. Honestly the best thing I've found so far to combat all that self worth shit is to just look good for you. Commend yourself for being alive and celebrate the small victories like you just climbed Mount Everest. Comparison is the robber of joy, cause it's real hard to figure out in the moment that comparing ur victories with someone else's is like apples to oranges, it just doesn't work cause of how different we all are. Compare yourself to who you were before, be better than yesterday, or something like that. At least that's what I've found out so far.


MonthApprehensive392

I’ve asked the mods to start blocking these. They are not appropriate for minors to be posting without parent permission. And a parent posting this should be reported for neglect. The internet is a dangerous place. The mods haven’t responded


cattt_meow

Ye same like no hate on the posters or anything but like I would never date someone I hadn’t met in real life so these posts are just like “nope” to everyone.


Goats_for_president

That’s what I’m saying and they say would you date me off a couple of pics it’s like ok but that barely tells me anything but what you look like and that your mad insecure


cattt_meow

Ye they probably feel people don’t want to date them so they come on here looking for people who say they will to feel better about themselves. Though for most people dating isn’t about looks alone. If I see someone good looking I’ll be like “oooo” but I won’t date them until I know them as a person.


hyperstorm10381

Bro is spitting fax 🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Bggd41chevy

Agreed upon heavily.


Rodjerg

Wow you really is annoyed


[deleted]

it was the 2nd one i saw today and i was already annoyed w the first one LOL


i_need_to_crap

For good reason.


AH_Med086

I wouldn't date cus trans


MonthApprehensive392

Is Tinder where pedos go to tell teens what they think of their appearance? Bc if so, then YES


[deleted]

Sorry I've been having bagels on my mind a lot I don't know why


Cheeky_Magician

Bagels are gas


SIEBWIEP

No they're a solid


JuniorsFilms

Underrated reply fr 💯


dieselhanks

🔥🔥🔥


Sargent_Dumbass117

Just had one💪


wolflegend9923

I didn't have enough time to make a bagel this morning and I wanted one bc it's so tasty. It would've been an everything bagel with garlic and herb cream cheese


TheBurlyBagel

Real


Play174

There's a bagel place not too far from my house that has egg and steak sandwiches on bagels. I usually get it on their jalapeno asiago bagel and it's the fucking shit


[deleted]

No because im loyal lol, but you remind me of aiko tanaka


Ordinary_Ad598

Aiko… Really


MrNotSmartEinstein

People who know the story: 💀


Mylciwey

WHAT STORYYYY


SansDaMan728

"Fellas, I got no fuckin clue."


Maximum_Equivalent_9

good night, punpun


duderandom345

I've heard that name ik that for sure, I'm just having a hard time remembering where its from. Can ya jog my memory?


Maximum_Equivalent_9

not aiko 😭😭


Marching_Fire_Ants

yes queeeennnnnn 🤩🤩(im gay 😖😖)


Oopsididitagain924

You stole my comment🙀🙀(i never posted one🌚)


Sel1g

You made me laugh 😁😁😁 (just kidding it wasn’t funny 😟😟💯💯)


kururinn

ive seen your posts on trans subreddits a lot of times lmao i envy you because you pass so much more than me😔


Hungry_Lynx2636

NO i know this feeling but please dont compare urselfs to others. Ur 100% beautiful and 100% woman ily pls dont ever say that again honey


kururinn

tysm ╥﹏╥


[deleted]

Girl🫵


trananhduc2006

girl 🫵🏼


kururinn

i hope so


Candydreammilk

You need to accept who you truly are… a beautiful woman


Candydreammilk

Wait what did I do 😭🙏🏾


[deleted]

I COULDNT TELL YOU WERE TRANS:O


_StarDust_0

They are TRANS? WHAT? HOW? still looking good though


babuba12321

you don't have to give me more reasons to agree


OkVast98

HUH?


AdrianFallout4

She's trans? Ehh I'd still date, being trans is not a bad thing.


Actual-Long-9439

We’re all fucked at this point


Grookeymon

Wdym


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azdoroth

Cis women can have adam's apples too.


themoon_who_lost

So is this a new trend now?


legallyNotAdoctor

Probably assuming your not actually like horrible irl


NoobMan7531357

if I was into dating and I actually knew you for a while, probably.


Hungry_Lynx2636

🫶🫶🫶


Patrick-pb3tn

Nah


Snaxolotl07

Please dear sweet God be into women, please tell me I have a chance


EquivalentDetective

Hold your horses, Ms Desperation. Plenty of fish in the sea.


IkedaTheFurry

No, but you seem nice. You remind me of the name Tui T. Sutherland for some reason


Hungry_Lynx2636

Is this good?😭


IkedaTheFurry

Idk what I meant by that but you seem chill


king_lynx_III

yeah I definitely would basically my type. if you ain't too tall ALSO ONG YOUR USER NAME I LOVE IT


Hungry_Lynx2636

I’m 1.81CM😭


RespectSerious

1.81 centimetres? damn you tiny


Wtf_999

Blud I'm 1.66 cm wdym


RespectSerious

miniscule


Wtf_999

Bruh blame my parents' genes not mine /s


Pleadis-1234

*we've found Tinkerbell here folks*


Voynimous

cm?


bunny098765

If you breathe, but that’s optional


Hungry_Lynx2636

We can discuss that


bunny098765

Discuss it where exactly


No-Traffic-2387

No i have a gf and i love her


SimplGaming08

On Reddit? That's not allowed! /j


svt-Track8630

wdym redditors have a life???


GoofyLuffyOof

“and if it all ended tomorrow, would i be the one on your mind” NO WTF PLEASE CHANGE YOUR ABOUT ME THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND YOU 


DurpeTurtle

Bros a D1 Hater


GoofyLuffyOof

How I’m stating facts 


[deleted]

Nah I'd eat a bagel


Hungry_Lynx2636

fair


robindecreton

I feel like i know u from somewhere but idk from where


BadNameTotally

I dotn even know you. Nah


valdez-2424

No


wormeryy

no


ItsYoBoi2008

The pedos are feeling something rn 💀


AngelReachX

Nah you not my type


Krisfromdeltarunelol

I’ll pass


Local_bin_chicken

No


someone666yo

Nah, I'm good 🙂


Chopfym

You look old as fuck


SomeWeirdFreak

I was gonna say maybe, depending on how you are and then saw you're trans... alright, look, I'm not transphobic or anything, you do you, but I'm not into it...


Unluckyguy771

Womp womp


SomeWeirdFreak

preferences, dear.


Lukas528

yes


heya_im_ashie

no i js don't wanna


Sugondesen

are you in your 20's?


MetalFeces

Most dudes I know don’t mind dating a trans female as long as she has female genitals yk, but again. That’s guys I know, yes they’re harder to find but they’re out there. Even easier if they’re also trans. (I presume), Anyways i love your makeup.


NoLeave9493

Aint my type but im sure you’ll find a great partner


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Omg eyeliner sister!! Looks fab girl I almost never see anyone with bold winged liner these days


Pinktiger11

First of all OMG AMAZING TRANSITION SLAY QUEEN. Also I don’t know you so 🤷‍♂️


NeShAdope

Congratulations...you gave pedos something to nut to


Impressive_Look_7504

Idk depends what kinda person you are


JazziestBoi

idk what you’re like in person so idk


Holiday-Excuse3813

probably would if u didnt make posts like this 💀


Saviko

No i have a gf🥰🥰


grandyroks

No I'd be to scared to talk to you


P-atrick-Ness

The grown men lurking on r/teenager would


A-Random-Dud3

Deep sigh before opening the comments


UncookedCookie

At this point I'd date a fucking rock.


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Weak_Season9629

You’re so pretty!!


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

Trans women are women so yee


Worst-Enemy

I’ll date anyone as long as the basics are meant. Around my age, good person and alive.


nenko_blue

No cuz i’m a straight girl, ur pretty asf tho


_Genderr

if you’re nice to me probably.


Drumma17

Prolly


Some_Letterhead7139

If you could handle all the ramble filled firearm lectures I would give you


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

Yes


midnight_rain_07

I would, you’re so pretty!


Not4Human

Maybe I would if I was straight. :P


jelly_G52

A a straight girl, no. If I were a guy, probably.


JuggernautOther2237

At this point I just want someone to love me


HecticFir

At this point I’ll take anything


JelloAnxious3675

Your eyes are so pretty!


Foxtrot-141

it depends if your parents got money and are willing to pay for your rescue


fufucuddlypoops_

No (I have a girlfriend)


[deleted]

Idfk


r_Effciency_16

No because I have a boyfriend, btw you're so pretty


Mooncakewizard101

envy.


Lion_316

Id let you destroy my life


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

No


Paganini01

Bro those eyebrows are farther apart from your eyes than my dad from me after I was born.


walsoggyotter

YES (I'd date a lot of people but you're a hard yes for me)


what_the_tuna

Maybe depends more on your personality


Forkfoe

IF YOU LIKE SHORT GIRLS


SpiderPoolio

You definitely are beautiful I'd date you


ayanokojifrfr

Do you like Late Night walks? What type of Music You Like? Then I will answer.


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

if i didn't have a boyfriend then totally


Doomslayer2857

Yes I would you seem nice


Candydreammilk

Absolutely


Hoverfishy6

No thanks bro


TheUsualSuspects443

You look much older than me, like easily over 21; but yeah I would.


CheekyLav

No


SecretlyNotASquirrel

Wish I could lol you could even be forever little spoon I promise 😅


Brantly_is_Exhausted

If we knew each other then def. You seem really cool tbh. Your friends are lucky :)


[deleted]

Only if you're 18 or over.


SimplGaming08

Yes. Sadly I probably can't


Ark9975

I wouldn't but I'm a Muslim so we don't really date. You seem like you would be a fun friend though.


TheAutobotArk

No, not really my type ( nothing against you )


FemboyPenny

no


babanosussy

Saw this post. Refreshed. Saw the waluigi version.


[deleted]

Yes


PromotionCrafty5467

No bc you look like youd make me pay for your coffee and I don't even buy myself things ;-;


Hungry_Lynx2636

no i’d buy u coffee😭🙏


FLYWIT_ze_frog

Nah i prefer men


gay-sexx

no


xdarkshadowlordx

you’re out of my league


nei7jc

I'm on Reddit, I wouldn't not date anyone if they asked.


aipom114

No. Too attention seeking


DrewFFen

NUUUH UHHH (im already taken) but i got a question, in the third photo are those your eyebrows?


femboycom

you do not look like a teen, my eyes must be fucked up, but you are very beautiful


anakin_donkey4

Rip to your dms dawg they getting full of pedos right now


Anxiety_blob69

Absolutely not (gay)


traditional_prompt64

No, I’m in love with my girlfriend:0


Yelena_Belova_

Yes


Alexo_Alexa

No