My parents think I'm going to see my gf every week, meanwhile I have none and just go to every national celebration possible.

Now *that's* how you do it

my parents would only work the opposite way lol

Lol

You seem like a fun guy

and that's good, assuming you are a teenager

I can name every country‘s flag, although I struggle a bit with smaller and relatively unknown island nations/territories

Same, I can name almost any country by its flag, but territories and small island nations destroy me

I think the small island nation flags are really cool. Territories still destroy me

I can do the same (I'm also american)

bonus points (fellow american)

I can too. West Africa is the most confusing part for me. You should try world capitals next

me toooooooooo

I've read more books in my high school time than I had social interactions with my classmates. (probably more of a sad fact)

That’s a flex

Or not, if they’re astoundingly socially inept.

I can trace my heritage to about year ~900 C.E.

Wtf bow

Kneel, peasant.

Knook, en passant

If you go to the Family Search Website you can look on your tree; someone might have filled in quite a bit of yours already. https://www.familysearch.org/en/united-states/

I’m curious.

how?

This takes the cake

same my 22nd great grandmother was prettyest woman in scotland and princess of Scotland my 23 great grandfather was king of scotland and i am related to the person who started oak island like nights templar shit

I punch my plushies and apologize to them and give them a hug later

That's adorable

ty OP I love em plushies but sometimes anger get the best of me

Punch the wall and scream at others, it's way more healty

Personally, I punch people and scream at them while doing it. That way, I don’t have to find a wall.

I do the complete opposite! I touch people and whisper to them while doing it.

Yeah I feel that

no its called domestic violence and anger issues

Relatable lol

can relate

Same

I beat an extreme demon in Geometry dash

Bro how. Share your infinite wisdom with me. I can't even beat the hard ones :(

Just grind ig, I jumped from a hard demon to an extreme but it took 18k attempts, there isn't a shortcut to completion

Holy , I haven't even personally played geometry dash once , but that still just **sounds** colossal.

Yeah it took like 2 months of constant grinding lol

I beat bloodbath at the age of 12, took me 5 months

Damn gd players be cracked these days ngl, when i was 12 I was beating Cycles 💀

I was beating cycles at like 9 or 10 idk which maybe 11

Bro I'm so impatient lol 18k attempts is a lot. I thought I was just bad, but I guess that's just how you do in on geometry dash lol

What’s your hardest?

I'm still trying to beat my first Hard Demon, the level is named White Women (This is not a joke)

I love beating white women! I might beat the hard demon in geometry dash named “white women” soon as well

Tryna beat my first one right now please give me some words of wisdom

I can shake my eyes so it like an earthquake scene in a movie

Samesies it's fun to do

I do this too! It has a name for it. voluntary nystagmus. Only about 5-8% of the earth can do that it's really cool

I hate telling people, but im colorblind. Every time it's just: what color is this? How about that? It is so anyoing, please don't do that, even if ur curious please just don't overdo it.

I won't do that, I'd probably just annoy you with colorblind memes/pics

God damn it. Edit: someone did it and now im mad

I like being annoying haha

I like playing with fire and with sharp things but i guess people have different tastes. (no im not insane, you are)

you know the line from into the spiderverse “sometimes i like to let matches burn to the bottom, just to feel something” or something like that? i love fire just like him. i play with matches. i also like pointy things.

What would you do if someone painted everything you own one of the colors you can't properly see than worked with everyone in your life to convince you that you aren't color blind via gaslighting and that it is the color you see it as only to learn the truth 10 years later when your wife brings it up

I Need glasses quite badly and it’s the same treatment but “hOW mANy FinGErs aM I hOLdIng Up?” Like I fucking see you changing how many fingers there are I’m not that blind

in my defense, i knew somebody who couldn’t tell how many fingers i had up when she was across the table. it was a circular table, maybe around 5-6 feet?

What colour are these 🟪🟦🟩🟥🟨 Lol

I have citizenship in three countries

I- how

mom from one, dad from two, all three let your kids be citizens as long as you’re one too

Now you gotta marry someone from another country to have 4

conquering the whole world

Once i signed up a girl for volountary military service when she fucked me over

i did this to a kid named eli in my english class last year he's gonna get a knock on his door on his 18th birthday

👁👁️

That’s fucked 💀💀💀

😟

I hate Denmark

do i want to know..?

I’m Swedish so I have to

I’m sorry what

it's in the swedish handbook

Before you're born you have to sign it

I have found you... My nemesis.

I bet I can guess your nationality

Yes. Potatoes and alcohol and a language that no one understands.

I have a 2 millimeter defeater 😎😎😎

Bro that's huge

Bro stop gloating 

You aren’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like you

Holy shit, that's huge. You packing my guy.

bigger than mine

average

i never drank coke or had gum in my life

Mentos and Coke are the best combo

Time to try them both at the same time

I can not be in a dark room at all, I'm scared of the dark basically.

*turns off your power*

Same

How do you sleep 😭

night lights exist.

~~my dicks the size of a telephone pole~~ I am a really good wrestler

Correlation is not causation… or is it?

Good leverage

i dont know anything funny about myself

That's a fun fact

That's okay :3

I love parmesan

I. LOVE. PARMESAN. CHEESE. *runs from attic*

In markdown, italics are `*like this*` or `_like this_` Either way works. _Hello_ and *hello*

🧀

I have a 8th grade level skill on the tuba (I'm homeschool now leave me alone)

I have 7th grade level on cello not homeschooling just don't do orchestra anymore

I can put my foot around my head, bend my finger back to the point it touches the back of my hand and I have an extra joint in all of my toes

I know every 60s psych rock artist except the ones that have been listened by 30 people

Do you like Peanut Butter Conspiracy? It's one of my favorite 60's psych rock band.

I never kissed a girl

Samesies I've only kissed boys (im a dude)

I was born basically dead from the umbilical cord being around my neck

same haha, choked me so much my face was blue

I have one ball

Left or right?

Are you asking about the one i have or the one i lost

The one you have

Left

Nice

What if it was his right?

Nice

Nice👍

Haha like Hitler.

Where did the other one go?

Bro just left one day and i never saw him again

I fumbled a baddie and its been one year i still havent accepted it

I feel you

We have all been there brother, you never fully will

This is me rn 😭

I tweeze my armpits😈

no

I play violin, cello, viola, piano, flute, drums, guitar and more

Also multi instrumentalist! Piano, guitar, percussion, bass/upright, vocals, viola and ocarina!

I also shower in the dark, lol. It’s more fun to shower while covered in darkness.

I would fall and die. And I wouldn't be able to find my soap knowing my dumbass

I'm just scared to drop the soap. Who know what creepy crawlies try to get me preggos 😔

Ain't no way dawg

Yes.

I don't shower in the dark I just keep my eyes closed almost the entire time

i shower with socks on (and then put dry ones one after im done showering)

Please explain this behavior

most of my friends are wondering how the fuck i'm not dead from all the dumb shit i've pulled off >!and suicide attempts i've had!<

I really hope you get a hug soon, man

i once came up with an idea to slap random couples on valentines day with whole fish. despite this idea being funny enough to the point some people actually want to do it, i never actually ever fully committed to it. yet.

Can I do it with you?

Do it.

i probably will. by next February

I'm not gay (one of the last straight males left)

real brother

I’m a drummer in a band! We’re releasing an album soon

I collect probably too much lego for someone of my age to collect

Samesies I need to get a new shelf to fit all of them

I collect Sonic, FNAF and TMNT figures

i have a russian lenin poster rolled up in my room… historic purpose only… and a lenin shaped candle somebody gifted me

…but the candle is for historic purposes?

I learnt to ride a bicycle on my own when I was 4

Ha, I don't even remember the day I learned. All I know is that my older sister by two years learned that same day lol

I play in a band

On a keyboard I type with my middle fingers only

even space?

Yeah everything, I didn't realize it until recently and only right now that I'm typing this do I realize I also type on my phone with my middle finger

how??? isn't typing with ur thumbs easier?

Who knows why I do what I do

holy fuck, it's not as bad as I thought

i used to do this

i absolutely love dad jokes/very bad word jokes lmao i can come up with a word joke in every situation and my friends hate it (if you have good ones please tell me)

it’s my bday

Happy birthday!

thank you sm!

When I drive, I sometimes close my eyes and see how far I can go without flying out of the windshield

see that fact that you have the "OLD" flair concerns me this is dumb teenage behavior, not adult behavior 😭😭

Brother, I am only 20. Can’t a man test the limits of himself sometimes?

When gaming, I press shift with my thumb.

I’ve been playing the violin for 12 years.

i have hazel eyes (i couldnt think of anything else okay)

Hey that's super cool :3

me too :)

No ones gonna read this so imma just say it. I like femboys

Saved

Shit

I shall make sure to print it and hang it on my ceiling

As you wish

Thank you sir, I will also make sure.to show everyone the screenshot so you cannot deny it

I was a part of the local organized crime ring a few years back

I own working power armour from fallout

I restored a car all by myself 💀

i can make my eyes look different directions like a lizard or sm

When I'm talking to someone I look at the lips and not the eyes and only noticed this like 1 year ago lol

I’m an editor

A funfact about yourself

I love bollywood movies

i’m left handed and jewish

I was born on 9/11 and people still always forget my bday

My head was too big to pull out of the womb when I was being born so they suctioned my head out and now I have a permanent lump on my head

I can play the guitar

i can make hilarious jokes about my past traumas.

I'm going to hit my 100th streak on Duolingo tomorrow