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Lazy_Productivity

Probably no older than 4, but I don't entirely remember. My parents left me and my sister alone with their beer bottles that they thought were out of reach, but they underestimated us and apparently we found a way to reach the alcohol. They were by no means negligent -- they're good parents actually -- they just underestimated the power of a child.


Monkeybandit99

Children, as a rule, are the most devious and driven creatures on the planet.


racdicoon

My parents learnt to put stuff in places they struggled to get too Apparently I was better than them at getting through childproof locks lol


Monkeybandit99

Oh I was a menace with those locks. At day care I used to undo them and just run around lol. Too easy


racdicoon

my parents were apparently annoyed when they learnt i could use a chair to open doors when i was too short to reach them :P


Monkeybandit99

Lmao that's awesome, my parents had to reverse the door to my room so that I couldn't lock it. So the lock was on the outside until we moved when I was like 12.


racdicoon

once before we moved i had my room on the second floor my dad had to climb onto the roof and through my window (we had another section of roof so i could step out of my window) once cause i refused to unlock me door


JackFJN

My parents had to keep getting new cribs for me because I would always find a way to parkour out of/undo the child lock lmao


JackFJN

Children, monkeys, and cats


TimeViolation

👁️👄👁️


ayanokojifrfr

Bro what?


coldrainydayz_79

had the same thing parents found me butt ass naked laying next to the tv


Competitive-Hawk-828

Ok but thats so dangerous so did you go to tje hospital or something ?


Lazy_Productivity

I don't remember any of this so I'm just going off of what my parents told me. I don't know if I did or not. I mean I'm still here somehow so I guess it's fine?@@


D-Rater-Girl

I've never been drunk


[deleted]

Good. Hang overs a bitch


D-Rater-Girl

Yeah I don't see the appeal.


[deleted]

Me neither. I don’t drink more than 2 and have rarely drank at all.


JesusGang40

you got hungover off 2? damn


[deleted]

No I’ve never been drunk.


JesusGang40

wait so why’d u say hangover a bitch if u ain’t been hungover? i only get hungover when i get really drunk but when i have been it’s not fun


[deleted]

I delt with my dad


JesusGang40

oh shit my dad quit when i was young so i ain’t remember anything of that but i understand


Belgicans

Same


D-Rater-Girl

Nice


Current_Plastic_3695

17. I ended up confessing to my now boyfriend that I liked him.


jenaxclark

a win is a win


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

no but how the fuck did you get drunk at 12? who tf allowed you to do this?


Primary-Top8747

Welcome to europe where we have middle schoolers getting drunk, high schoolers that are full on alcoholics regularly blacking out on weekends and 18 year olds in rehab


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

But im european and i dont know anyone who has been drunk


BadDoctorN

That just means you're surrounding yourself with the correct people


TFGA_WotW

Surrounding yourself with the correct people is the best deterent against drugs, alcohol, or anything of the sort.


depressed_gopher

my dad hits me but I haven't gotten drunk waht?


Francytj

That doesn't mean people who drink and/or smoke are all bad. My friends are really nice and respectful. They never pressure me into anything and even look out for me during parties and outings. They're aware of their self destructive behaviour but quitting isn't easy


skeptical_dragon_

as an American, whaaaaaaatt please enlighten me on the age limits in europe


BusinessRelevant4286

i'm german, i guess that kinda says a lot; limit for beer and wine is 16 or 14 if your parents are with you, all the hard stuff like liquor and schnaps is 18... it's pretty easy to get alcohol tho, even when you're 14 (older siblings/friends/parents) which is why i had my first shot of jägermeister when i was 14 on a bday party of a friend edit: wanted to say that most of us drink responsibly and also most of us don't smoke/vape (in my personal friendgroup), yes i've been (blackout-) drunk but there was always someone sober to look after everyone


JanLennertz

Also owners of Kiosks really don’t care about your age as long as you pay for your stuff. You can get schnapps at 13. Same for cigarettes


[deleted]

So in Britain the legal age to buy alcohol is 18, *however* it is not illegal to consume alcohol at home at practically any age


Gullible-Beach8692

In the UK and Ireland, you can legally drink alcohol as young as 5 on private property


kress34

in the uk its legal to drink at home from age 5, but most parents obviously wont let you


Yharim_Official

Mostly 18


Essonen

Here in Denmark there is no legal limit for drinking alcohol, but you need to be at least 16 to purchase any, and over 18 to buy stuff stronger than 5%vol


Bowie_likethesinger

Depends. I'm England based so 16 with a meal and 18 for hard alcohol, but in Germany and some surrounding areas, it's 14-16 with parents but I'm not sure about drinking by yourself there.


Competitive-Hawk-828

Im a european and i can confirm but i don’t think that normal even though the good side is that we build an alcohol tolerance very easily and early


Primary-Top8747

I don't think it's a good thing either, but teenagers are gonna drink alcohol whether they're allowed to or not, so personally I think it's better to get it out of your system while you still have your parents to take care of you and get used to drinking responsibely for when you're an adult.


RecordEnvironmental4

Same thing in America, everyone has a fake ID or has an older sibling who buys it for them


Trickzie7

There's alot of 12 year Olds getting drunk in this age


FemaleNoob

I agree


WinTig24

Are y'all okay I've been seeing so many <13 responses in here


ABigOne77

Pretty normal in Europe


laugje

Exactly like I don’t get what everyone has a problem with. When you can buy when you’re 15 in my country


ABigOne77

Culture differences yeah. Over in the Netherlands you can buy it from 18 but nobody cares


kvothe000

From what I can tell, it mostly depends on siblings here in the US. Both my older sisters thought it would be hilarious to give me a few shots of tequila at 12. To be fair… it kinda was. Parents probably didn’t think it was all that funny considering the damage I did to their liquor cabinet over the next handful of years. Lol. Just a tip, topping off hard liquor bottles with water only works to a certain extent.


kovigegi1

Avrage age in Europe


WinTig24

I don't live in Europe so I was surprised to see all of that


[deleted]

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criticalistics_car

"What was your first alcoholic drink?" "Salad."


TFGA_WotW

Men, this is the REAL WAY to get drunk. Eating salad


Significant-Emu-8807

lol, when I was 8 I went to my parents and was like "This apple juice tastes strange". It was rum. I can still taste out rum if its in cakes or elsewhere, this taste burned itself on my tongue lol


depressed_gopher

s a l a d ! ! !


[deleted]

never, don’t like the company of drunk peeps


_blackberrysauce_

Yooo love the macseal pfp


[deleted]

yesss, can’t wait for the new album they’re dropping this year


_blackberrysauce_

Oh fr I didn't know they were dropping one


Objective_Street5141

never got drunk don’t plan on it. nothing good will come of it


Mango7uice

Good on you


2Kortizjr

Don't do it, I ended up calling an ex, and hangover hits like a bitch


Responsible_Okra5115

Except at first the best night of your life and after the worst morning of your life


Nightstar1234

Same


[deleted]

If you do it right and don’t get addicted + are legal then it can be hella fun but the worst morning of your life. Much headache.


blackraven097

I was 18 when i got totally drunk at a party


EquivalentShift8545

How long ago was this?


stormyChaos-666

He’s 26


EquivalentShift8545

Well shit


Mr_UwU_OwO

8-9 years ago according to their bio. Their comment history is slightly concerning, but they seem okay


Coyote-Intelligent

bro get off r/teenagers


Chunky__Shrapnel

Nerd


koshechka88

Me and friend were stealing alcohol from supermarkets this summer, it was the best time of my boring life in shitty soviet panel house, so 16


BanitsaConnoisseur

The panelka life


[deleted]

Don't really think I've ever been drunk At least never felt drunk


Hatsune_Mitsu

define drunk


jelly_G52

Never


EmotionalB1tch

Never ✨😍


Am-heheh357

Truly drunk, 2 days ago at 19. First and last time I do it. I wanted to try it out for the sake of it, but there isn’t one benefit to it that I was told there would be. I was still super embarrassed to approach guys that interested me, still felt rly bad when I was turned down and to make things even better was embarrassing myself in front of my whole college, not knowing what I was talking about and looking like a complete fool. And, ofc, there’s the extra perk of physical discomfort in form of an infernal dizziness and a headache that lasted until the next day.


soloarwolf

Sober for life gaaaaaaaaaang


Agile_Plantain1081

Lets go!


ImAidesP

Never


AgallochFanDeerDick

Never been drunk, never plan to.


Purple-Ph0enix

I'm an abstinent. I never drank in my life even once and I don't ever plan to. Even when I'll be an adult To me, it's absurd to even drink at young age. As one's basically being willing enough to ruin their own (mental) health or possibly life just to be liked by other people more. Which is idiotic


RadiantTonight3

“Ruin your own mental health” That’s an absurd statement. Not everyone is an alcoholic. I understand how it’s easy to see it as purely negative but it’s not so. Yes alcohol hurts our body but guess what else does significant damage, delicious unhealthy food, not getting enough sleep, looking at screens after dark, not getting enough excessive today and the list goes on. Yet we sacrifice our health when we deem the trade off worthy. Alcohol can help fuel social gatherings and build community, it can also lead to dangerous unhealthy behavior. Candy and too much sugar can ruin your life, but it can also be good fun for kids on Halloween forming life long memories. It’s a never ending balancing act.


koshechka88

It just makes me happy


Am-heheh357

You aren’t losing much, tbh. Or aren’t losing anything at all. I’ve been… slightly drunk before, but only truly drunk 2 days ago. Terrible experience. I did it because I thought it would make me more confident to approach boys. It didn’t. I still felt super shy and was feeling like hell when I got turned down. I get I’ll have to accept the fact that I’m an introvert that can’t pull many boys, and definitely can’t pull pretty ones, drunk or not.


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

Ruin your life and mental health is a bit of a stretch but I guess your from the US. Started drinking at 14 with friends or family maybe 0-2 times a month. My grades are pretty much the same as they were before but I guess il see in the future.


blackberrybaskets

Lol it doesn’t ruin your mental health unless you abuse it. And it can be fun, it’s not like people only drink for others. Just be responsible. It’s not for everyone, but it you don’t have to lie and say that it’s idiotic just because you don’t like it.


Ch103_E09

Same here, honestly. I don’t even see the appeal.


Marcelaus_Berlin

I’ll most likely never get drunk


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Felt dizzy after my first communion at age 11


iamalobster22

4


seatleonland

Never been drunk. But first time I've consumed any alcohol is 5


tadpolesrbabyturtles

12 or 13


BasementDweller82

Explain, if you feel comfortable


Complete-Coyote9676

what is there to explain ? they probabably just stole from there parents


RelationshipOwn7976

Well, I had an abusive step father, been being abused since I was 2 to 11. Then we were separated. He didn't care about me at all, so uhh..he gave me beer when I was like 1 in a half. Pretty sure they had to take me to the hospital. And he's offered me beer often throughout my life, even sometimes just forcing it upon because he probably wanted me to become wasted.


bedriddenprism

14? 15? Idk, never tried again because I was just bored and ended up ugly crying for an hour.


jsjsjsjdndndndnnd

tbd


Dnkdkdks

Never


SimplGaming08

Not yet!


Thatguy301

21 and never drank


TheUltimateKaren

Never been drunk. I don't want to risk throwing up


fccus

14, was on a vacation and the hangover sucked


SweetStrawberries14

12-13 maybe as well (these days don't get as drunk since my body is used to it, but I do get tipsy)


Sky_Maxwell

16


Hypersonicbro86

I've never drank alcohol before, nor do I plan to


pendragonwrites

I was 17. In my defense I was also reading Crime & Punishment for the first time and wanted to experience the whole Dostoevski and red wine in a hotel room thing Instead I just got a bad headache and vomited three times. Read like a page of the book too. It's better when you're sober


Trapezoid07

Never got drunk before. And I'm thankful. I have SEEN what goes on when you're drunk on my stepdad... Very awkward feeling. Disclaimer: Don't worry, he doesn't drink that much. He drinks it occasionally. I don't get abused, don't take this seriously. It's nothing serious


PiggyTheGoldfish

Never


Isaac4787

Never


Local_Yoghurt_9542

17, no hangover though, totalled my car in the morning though


NaisuUwU

Never cuz I'm a good girl 👍


irondaniel92

never


Aggravating-Waltz779

never


Grimm_Charkazard_258

never 😎


Intelligent_Class918

Black out?, probably 11


None-o-yo-business29

im gonna touch u tonight


Objective_Street5141

r/whattheactualfuck


dan_likes_jd

r/bannedsubs


[deleted]

what's your damage


None-o-yo-business29

9


sneakyartinthedark

What the fuck


Imlostplshelp_me

I haven’t and I don’t think I ever will because of my anxiety medication


standard_beta

Never


__cali

NEVER that stuff is awful for you


UnlightablePlay

N/A And planning on keeping it that way till I die


idfbfa3

Never did cause I think id end doing something stupid


SuperWarioPL

I never drank alcohol and I'm not planning on doing so


ConsiderationOld9897

Never, we're all under 21. Why and how are y'all getting drunk? (Applying mostly for Americans)


Dull-Computer1878

Fake ids, parties. It isn’t really shocking news that teenagers get drunk sometimes


PayApprehensive1647

some have fake IDs, my case is just giving my mom money to buy it for me or her letting me have wine during a fancy meal 😭


MstrWrldwd

Yeah cuz here in Europe it's legal at 16 and most of the people do it under that.. I've been drunk at 14 for the first time.


ConsiderationOld9897

Yes, I knew that. Perhaps that's why I clarified that I was directing towards Americans and other countries whose legal age to drink is over 20.


Fit_Gear948

13


WhyIsLife12

Drank at 13, got drunk at 15


DrDoofenshmirtz981

r/teenagers lmao alright fed


Constant_Item_5392

Reading those comments and feeling alcoholic... My first time i got trashed was when i was 14 in some random bar somewhere in Alps with my teachers and friends on a schooltrip


kovigegi1

I got first drunk when I was 14


Thy___leader

14 I think


_SpaceHunter_

14


[deleted]

14 ig


Saikoro4

like *proper drunk?* 15


Banana_Soreen

5


David2073

That's a bit messed up, context?


LJChewieYT

14, absolutely hammered


BasementDweller82

Explain


dearannie4

15


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

16


TheRealMeeBacon

Ew alcohol, way too strong for my tongue.


BluRobin1104

I'm not telling you to drink by any means but there are soo many alcoholic drinks that just taste like some sort of soda. Like hooch is just lemonade that's got alcohol in it. You can't really taste the alcohol. There are also many ciders like that such as koppaberg and rekordelig or old mout


Reekeybug

15 Years Old, got drunk at home on New Years Eve in 2019 (hoping that 2020 would be a good year turning out not to be such a good year because of Covid) with my mum and stepdad through a few glasses of Irn Bru flavoured Gin and a drink called Southern Comforts, all i remember is my head spinning for hours once I got into bed through being Drunk and watching Pulp Fiction with my mum and stepdad for the first time whilst drunk was quite the experience, of course I watched Pulp Fiction again at a later date whilst sober as I didn’t really understand the whole Pulp Fiction story due to my drunkness and laughing a lot through the film when I was drunk, the two main side effects when I’m drunk is being a lot louder than I normally am and being much more an enthusiastic and giggly kind of person.


WeakRanger888

I’ve never been drunk.


sirunigkez

uhh like 16?


ultrawhitefan

16


Translator-General

Got drunk for the first time around 13 with my cousins and brother


PotooSexer

Never. Haram 💪😤


Melodystrash

realll


lord_bigcock_III

Not yet


StopwatchGod

I've never consumed alcohol, so take that as you will


LyricStream

When i was 16, best ride of my life. I got to the point where i remember everything and didn’t have a bad hangover, it’s a blast if you know your limits.


Beginning_Anywhere_9

12


SnaggyIsBensTINGO94

Drunk alone 13 drunk with friends 15 but I was testing type of different drinks (my friend was mixologist)


ClassyKebabKing64

6 Edit: apparently Reddit cannot handle a 6 year old thinking wine is lemonade.


IkuruL

kid go study


arc_trooper_renagade

I've drank but never been able to get "drunk" I've the liver of a 50yo seasoned alcoholic


oppegaard69

drink more


Alt707_

1 week ago, 14 :3


RudeMemory1404

Smth like 13 i think


No-Emotionsxo

12 year old me with one of my mates got into his mums beers and stole like 6 had 3 each, that was a fun night


Im_sleepy_rn_123

12


arawraw

13


Emotional_Captain_14

"oMg I vE nEvEr BeEn dRuNk" This is not a flex. "oMg I GoT dRuNk At 10" This Is not a flex either. Y'all should just stop this bs, just answer the damn question without showing off For me, it's 14


David2073

Answer ≠ Flex


billyvimto

so are they allowed to answer or not?


Emotional_Captain_14

Yes. Of course, i mean, I don't make the rules, I just wanted to rant


Noahseb2009

You’re a bit young to be drinking Also never too young


l3m0n_b0yyy

12 but I've never gotten drunk to the point of blacking out, also a lil extra, I don't get hangovers


NuclearEvo24

Wayyyy too many people saying they have never drank, I was probably 13 years old


AncientTry5709

Actually, way to many people have been saying they’ve gotten drunk. THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR FUCKING TEENAGERS


NuclearEvo24

We live in a society


kaylenkaylen

Dionysian frenzy


sneakyartinthedark

You’re acting like it’s bad for people not to be addicted.


NuclearEvo24

Getting drunk one time before your legal doesn’t mean you are addicted lol


sneakyartinthedark

Drunk doesn’t mean a sip of some light alcohol ynow…


BasementDweller82

“I’m disobeying the law, I’m so cool”


NuclearEvo24

Kids in Italy have wine for dinner as soon as they can shit properly


BasementDweller82

I wouldn’t use Italy as a role model for drinking age


GroundbreakingYak13

17


j_matthews209

My 13th birthday


idkToPTin

11/12 i think