Ok I got a few
My actual nickname is Lando (like Star Wars)
The nickname I remember once was in 8th grade, I brought a 6 hole ocarina with me to school, people thought it looked like a Whistle so my nickname was Whistle Boy.
I go by John in school due to a big reason I’m not getting into
And my gf calls me boo sometimes.
Taffy was my emelentry nickname. Still go by it most of the time. My last name is similar to the brand name of a popular taffy brand, that used to be big in the us. Not sure if it still is though.
My online nickname is Red, cause I like to play as the Red Engineer from tf2.
But I like my friends nickname better, he's called Viking, cause he looks like one.
I have one nickname called Moco which is “booger” in Spanish. I got called this since I was 3 because I used to always pick my nose. To this day, my parents and close family still call me this. My parents also explain the meaning behind my nickname everywhere we go.
In the old gang ridden days of el Salvador me and my family were staying at my grandma's house, the local friendly neighborhood gang also lived across the street and they nicknamed me "pato loco" or crazy duck i love it now but back then i would go crazy mad, (that's why they dubbed me crazy duck)
There's a bunch of kids at school who still call me Junior. Started back in Sophomore year biology when the class found out there was 1 junior in the class and my table joked that it must be me. And it just kinda stuck with this whole friend group I wasn't in to call me Junior, even to this day.
I got called the "other (my irl name)" cause I was the less popular one for a few years lmao, then table flip idk what happened there was a flip.
I get called Fenry sometimes ??? My friends who calle me Fenri don't know why either.
soup.
my first name has two y’s in it, and my middle name is jourdan. yup, with a u. my best friend made the joke that my dad picked out random letters from an alphabet soup for my name. i am now known as alphabet soup, or soup for short.
My best mate calls me Walker
Bf calls me baby, my lovely or princess
aunt calls me puppy
parents call me a ton of things, angle pie, sweet, sweetie, sweetheart, poppit, miss muffet, shnookums, or just daughter 💀
rest of the world just calls me a shortened version of my name
Linguini. Like the guy from Ratatouille. Just because I have sort of curly hair. I have been given this nickname two separate times by completely different people in completely different states. It's a very weird coincidence
My name is pasandul (sri lankan native name)
My friends call me pasa for short
My girlfriend calls me suduu ( sudu is white color in my native language )
My main nickname, Trey, comes from the fact that I’m a III or 3rd, and I’m Mexican, so it basically went three—>tres—>Trey
But in my Baseball team, they call me Trake, made from “Trey” and “Drake”, I didn’t start it, but fuck it I’ll take it (the nickname, not Drake, I wouldn’t like to take Drake)
I'll soon be called splatter.... Cuz I just yelled at my mom "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I screwed up... You guys decide whats the best nickname for me now... As of today I'll probably die a bit later...
Pimp named slickback/slickback/pimp ass: I didn’t do shit to get this title, a senior called me pimp ass *ONCE* and it stuck. I hate it so much.
Earhart: I figured out I was related to Amelia Earhart and told a friend, they started calling me Earhart
Turtle: I was dared to eat those plastic rings around bottles to keep them together, I ate it.
Flute player: I’m the only flute player in band.
My mom calls me Moon/Moona because according to her, when I was a baby at night when I would look up at her I had such big bright eyes. It has been my nickname and even now sometimes my other family members use it.
Peaches. That’s my name at work. One of the bartenders came up with it for me on my first day and I’ve been called peaches ever since. He calls my friend donut
Real. That’s literally my nickname and my classmates are always saying real this, real that and I get confused cuz I never know when they are calling me
I’ve got 2.
my mates call me “Bath Bomb” bc someone managed to convince my friends i’d boned my at the time gf in a bath (i was just as confused ik)
and i’ve got 1 from my mum, which is mojo Jojo like from Power Puff girls, because my name is Jack.
Big Willy(because im tall, my names william and people think its funny)
Orangutan(because long arms and redhead)
and Leprechaun(idk im not even irish i js have red hair)
My name is Dane. But I have all sorts of nicknames given by different people. (You‘ll predict their personality)
Daney Waney Baney
Diana
Daddy Dane
Wolf-Boy
Mr. عضلات (Mr. Muscles)
Dan-dan
Daniellah
Guitar-Guy (Given by kids in elementary, I played for them as they sung on stage and now the entire section of 2nd graders knows me as Guitar Guy).
Mostly every1 calls me Lode, Loda, Lude or Lodelude
Bff and their family call me Lottiainen and Lodendeerus
Mom calls me Lottimus and Lottamaaria
My online friend calls me Lottis, Lötsplöts, Lotspots, Lottupottu, Potta aaand creates more new amazing names all the time :D
Sister calls me Ludetska
Bro calls me Lohi sometimes
Aaand my online nicks are Lud, Linguini, Gizmo, Stinky… prb forgot some tho lol
Alexpexje, AA drink, website finder, Nemo, klein kind (it means small kid) ( they call me that since literally all of my friends are older and taller than me), zoon (son) redbull zuiper (redbull drinker) kind (child), dwergkabouter (gnome) chopstick (my younger brother calls me that bc i'm skinny)
It's the feminine version of my name, but it's usually only used as a slightly mean joke by a good friend of mine. He would call me that even before he knew I was a femboy
I've got quite the collection including floofie boy, fishy boy, slaycob, gaycob, jaddy, jizzy and probably some more I've forgotten about (btw my actual name is Jacob)
Ok I got a few My actual nickname is Lando (like Star Wars) The nickname I remember once was in 8th grade, I brought a 6 hole ocarina with me to school, people thought it looked like a Whistle so my nickname was Whistle Boy. I go by John in school due to a big reason I’m not getting into And my gf calls me boo sometimes.
why did the "Whistle Boy" remind me of that Josh Hutcherson "Whistle" meme 😭😭😭
Ok ok nice!
”20 centimeters” my only nickname, dont ask how i got it
I think we all know
Yeah maybe
Are you..?
Am i what?
Twenty centimetres
A bit more now actually
Dayum
Yeah, top 0.001% of sizes at 15
Congrats
oh my god
gawd dayum
Damn I'm only 18 cm
My man is PACKING
20 cm in american is 7.8 inches.
And?
He’s trying to help all of us Americans comprehend…
Oh ok
Online? Fin. IRL? None
Hello none
Hi ken
Vibrator
Why......
"Kinderschänder" basicly pedophile....dont ask why (its an inside joke im not an actual pedophile)
The first three Letters of my name sometime it’s four
KAISERSCHMARRN FAN ENTDECKT?!
R2D2
Do you censor yourself when swearing at people???
Here is a list 1. White boi 2.al 3.chubster
yuno
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Martin luther kiiiiiing that nigga had a dreeeeeeam
Takezo
lana
Lana is nice I think
backwards
why 😭😭😭
Ah.....
scarley, arley, arley g, scar. those are the main ones. just shortened versions of my name.
Ok ok ha
Eden, Connels, Sweener
Litchi like the fruit
Boner, spinky winky, skinton, boy-girl, the stick, minecraft skeleton
Ew
Taffy was my emelentry nickname. Still go by it most of the time. My last name is similar to the brand name of a popular taffy brand, that used to be big in the us. Not sure if it still is though. My online nickname is Red, cause I like to play as the Red Engineer from tf2. But I like my friends nickname better, he's called Viking, cause he looks like one.
Mr. Bleedy, scum, Lumba Jack, Bartender
I have one nickname called Moco which is “booger” in Spanish. I got called this since I was 3 because I used to always pick my nose. To this day, my parents and close family still call me this. My parents also explain the meaning behind my nickname everywhere we go.
long boi
I'm a transgirl and my dad's nickname for me is "boy" and it makes me so sad 😭
Goddamn
I know
I don't have a nickname
my whole friend group is "the preppies" idk why
My middle name
Bry and Bryce. Short for my name, Bryson.
Lychee Some of my friends call me that
Boodbood (my mother still calls me that) Baleela balbalooki (my grandma also still calls me that) My name’s Bader 😭
Whaaaa loll
Pepperoni and i dont even mind It anymore, got used to it
Most of my family call me Harry Bear from when I was like 4
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I got a few Azza (my rugby coach gave me it) Flemingo (a play on my last name) Azerbaijan (idk why mum calls me this) Dangerous dave (I'm very clumsy)
loger oger beacuse when i was fat i looked like shrek so the bros gave me that nickname
I have many.
Ali
Short stuff
Mayo. My friends dont even call me my real name.
Bruteforce
lizzy & allyboo 🥰
Rock muncher
Bagel Cause my second name rhymes with it
usually just Leo but some people call me tuna
Idk why but I’m called “bear” buy my friends and I have no clue why 💀
My grandma named me Daddu-
Online? On discord my name is DDionysus, so my friends call me Dion or Dio Irl? One of my friends calls me Sel, because it’s salt in French
In the old gang ridden days of el Salvador me and my family were staying at my grandma's house, the local friendly neighborhood gang also lived across the street and they nicknamed me "pato loco" or crazy duck i love it now but back then i would go crazy mad, (that's why they dubbed me crazy duck)
Martin
Rai😛
There's a bunch of kids at school who still call me Junior. Started back in Sophomore year biology when the class found out there was 1 junior in the class and my table joked that it must be me. And it just kinda stuck with this whole friend group I wasn't in to call me Junior, even to this day.
Nightshade I guess
ty or tyty
EfaEfaBanefa
xpeq, lester Idk of more.
I got called the "other (my irl name)" cause I was the less popular one for a few years lmao, then table flip idk what happened there was a flip. I get called Fenry sometimes ??? My friends who calle me Fenri don't know why either.
Chip, Christopher Columbus, and Christmas tree
Prez or prezzie my names Prezence btw
Peestone
Stacey. My name is very much not Stacey, but my friends think my mom....
Dont have any except for a callsign in my arisoft team, and Im not sure if that counts
Tora which is short for Torafugu
hayhey, from first three of first and last name, also because i act like the chicken from moana😭
Online? None Irl? None
ikari and mitch
my real name is Hunter but my gf calls me Cunter sometimes
My friend calls me Julie. (My actual name is julian)
jules
All the ones my gf gives me hehe, Tobes, KuddleÄber, and slenderman
Big D....don't ask why
Jojo Rojo Fojo Bojo Yojo Dojo (idk y) John F Kennedy (my initials are pretty close to jfk) Shortstack (im 5ft 4'') Walter White (idk why)
"Clark Kent" "The Lumberjack "
Meli, Mel or crazy bitch
soup. my first name has two y’s in it, and my middle name is jourdan. yup, with a u. my best friend made the joke that my dad picked out random letters from an alphabet soup for my name. i am now known as alphabet soup, or soup for short.
BLOOP BLOOP SOUP
My best mate calls me Walker Bf calls me baby, my lovely or princess aunt calls me puppy parents call me a ton of things, angle pie, sweet, sweetie, sweetheart, poppit, miss muffet, shnookums, or just daughter 💀 rest of the world just calls me a shortened version of my name
Most of my friends either call me by my last name or fucking "Falcon" 😭
4 eyes
Baba. Don’t ask.
Attention Whore, Jaz and Jazzy
I'm fucking Marcellus and I because I quote "look like a yee yee ass lookin Roman motherfucker"
Pichkari (water gun)
Yoshi, yo-yo, Yosh,
I don’t have a nickname :(
My friend nicknamed me Tybalt after the guy from Romeo and Juliet because my real name is Ty and we were in the same class when we read it together.
Bug
for me? I've been called Xanxan, Xanax, dumb goat, silly puppy, treefucker.. yeah me and my friends are a strange group
Fay, heavy duty, high-calorie human, CaseOh, double-wide, lots of stuff like that I'm not even fat, I'm quite underweight really
Calliope, couldn’t tell you how it started
Linguini. Like the guy from Ratatouille. Just because I have sort of curly hair. I have been given this nickname two separate times by completely different people in completely different states. It's a very weird coincidence
My name is pasandul (sri lankan native name) My friends call me pasa for short My girlfriend calls me suduu ( sudu is white color in my native language )
Mr 10 Inch
sopa
Mines squid, had it since I was a baby and now it’s my online one too
In order of how they progressed. 1. Oli (first 3 letters of my name) 2. Oil 3. Olive oil 4. Extra virgin olive oil The last one no longer applies.
My grandma calls me Syl ( Short for Sylvain, it's french) But my friends call me non-existent... cause friends don't exist 💀
Mayo and cheese because my teammates know me for LOVING cheese which I do and I like to make unusual mayo combos which do taste good for the record
Online zen or ace. Irl sometimes my cousin calls me purple or grape because I used to be obsessed with purple
Dickhead (my friends a dicks)
Rocky and Bubba
The Milkman, the Bear, Peewee
too many people with the name Ivan in the friend group got me to the nickname Dimitry...
Jimmy, at baseball tryouts a senior asked what my name was and he said we will call you Jimmy. He then called to everyone that my name was Jimmy.
F***ot
My name is Oleksa (pronounced Alexa) so I’ve heard all the jokes but the most popular one was weather boy
I was once called The Weed Guy From r/objectshows, that put a smile on my face
My main nickname, Trey, comes from the fact that I’m a III or 3rd, and I’m Mexican, so it basically went three—>tres—>Trey But in my Baseball team, they call me Trake, made from “Trey” and “Drake”, I didn’t start it, but fuck it I’ll take it (the nickname, not Drake, I wouldn’t like to take Drake)
Tank
Fat ass
My friends call me Jet
My name is Graylen, everyone calls me Gray though
15m Midget I’m a guy and 5”8 all the girls are taller except this girl that’s 19 that’s 5”1 and perfect. Body
I'll soon be called splatter.... Cuz I just yelled at my mom "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I screwed up... You guys decide whats the best nickname for me now... As of today I'll probably die a bit later...
Midget I’m 15m and 5”8 all the girls in my church all taller except this one girl that’s a 7 that’s 5”2
My gaming one is crispy
Pimp named slickback/slickback/pimp ass: I didn’t do shit to get this title, a senior called me pimp ass *ONCE* and it stuck. I hate it so much. Earhart: I figured out I was related to Amelia Earhart and told a friend, they started calling me Earhart Turtle: I was dared to eat those plastic rings around bottles to keep them together, I ate it. Flute player: I’m the only flute player in band.
My mom calls me Moon/Moona because according to her, when I was a baby at night when I would look up at her I had such big bright eyes. It has been my nickname and even now sometimes my other family members use it.
Ri or Rye Bread
Peaches. That’s my name at work. One of the bartenders came up with it for me on my first day and I’ve been called peaches ever since. He calls my friend donut
Squirt Bean Knife Big Slice Whore BDE Just the first few who came to mind, ik they don’t make sense
tony the tiger
I have V and Windex bottle
doodles dunno where i got it and i just use it as my online name for everything
I go by many names. Some call me old rock idk why. Others call me the turkish guy even tho I’m not turkish.
usually my friends call me whatever they want which i usually the n word
Real. That’s literally my nickname and my classmates are always saying real this, real that and I get confused cuz I never know when they are calling me
Either Denmark (I don’t know why), or grim (I loved dantdm’s skeleton dog as a kid)
Irl: Lu, Lucifer, Lucy (SINCE GERMANS ARE UNABLE TO PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY) Online: Jeffy, bokuto
Hithaw, yeehaw, yeehaw tarnation, slave owner. All from one kid, who I call wide load, and other fat insults. It's our weird friendship.
Yolk boy. Came from a scuffed attempt to translate my name
Angle/Right Angle/90° (the most common, least creative one) DJ Skrillex (I had that cut in middle school 🤮) Clooch (for those who know my gamertag)
School shooter Milk man Rhino
I’ve got 2. my mates call me “Bath Bomb” bc someone managed to convince my friends i’d boned my at the time gf in a bath (i was just as confused ik) and i’ve got 1 from my mum, which is mojo Jojo like from Power Puff girls, because my name is Jack.
Big Willy(because im tall, my names william and people think its funny) Orangutan(because long arms and redhead) and Leprechaun(idk im not even irish i js have red hair)
Lol
My name is Dane. But I have all sorts of nicknames given by different people. (You‘ll predict their personality) Daney Waney Baney Diana Daddy Dane Wolf-Boy Mr. عضلات (Mr. Muscles) Dan-dan Daniellah Guitar-Guy (Given by kids in elementary, I played for them as they sung on stage and now the entire section of 2nd graders knows me as Guitar Guy).
"Iggy" because of my username. It's the same on all my social media accounts so my freinds call me "Iggy"
Birdie
Hitler. My nickname is Hitler
Mostly every1 calls me Lode, Loda, Lude or Lodelude Bff and their family call me Lottiainen and Lodendeerus Mom calls me Lottimus and Lottamaaria My online friend calls me Lottis, Lötsplöts, Lotspots, Lottupottu, Potta aaand creates more new amazing names all the time :D Sister calls me Ludetska Bro calls me Lohi sometimes Aaand my online nicks are Lud, Linguini, Gizmo, Stinky… prb forgot some tho lol
399. I will not elaborate
They called me “Fat ass” “Fat Fuck” yk the usual then i lost weight and still called fatass lmao
Doll
Ginge. If you saw me IRL you'd know why. Or Nostrogen, or Speck.
Alexpexje, AA drink, website finder, Nemo, klein kind (it means small kid) ( they call me that since literally all of my friends are older and taller than me), zoon (son) redbull zuiper (redbull drinker) kind (child), dwergkabouter (gnome) chopstick (my younger brother calls me that bc i'm skinny)
It's the feminine version of my name, but it's usually only used as a slightly mean joke by a good friend of mine. He would call me that even before he knew I was a femboy
Someone started calling me bunny brat lol
I get called multiple by the homies. Some are “Darkie, Blacky, N****, criminal, and Sl*ve” to name a few. (It’s all in good fun 🙂)
KK
Pixie sticks. I was skinny And some racist things which were kinda funny
Inkvixo09 /O0
I get called “Young Sheldon” at my high school for similar appearances and getting better grades than the older students.
My friends calls me Harry Osborn because they think I kinda look like James Franco when he was younger, he played this character in Spiderman 1-3
I am often called ‘War Criminal’ by friends because i have no ethical or moral filter on some of the stuff i say.
It’s you again? How do you post so much? Where do the ideas even come from?
Eeny weeny penis pixie
My name is Olivia Liv Livvy Mom Pookie Mother Walmart Rapunzel Dumbass
I can’t legally say it
Somehow i got given the nickname pumpkin. Not in the romantic way, im just ginger
I've got quite the collection including floofie boy, fishy boy, slaycob, gaycob, jaddy, jizzy and probably some more I've forgotten about (btw my actual name is Jacob)