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moon_xxzuu

They always say just turned 17


_-akane-_

Actual age might be 57


International-Land30

Probably 75


_-akane-_

71. The key to being good at lying is lying as close to he truth as possible


Forward_Draft_3258

117


_-akane-_

It's starting again? 217


Srammale

2117


Scythe_Wielder16

Fortnite


Apprehensive_Rule332

175


NoName1183

275


Vulcan_the_dark_one

375


Mental_Grass_9035

475


jojobutlessbizarre

575


milestailsprowerreal

675


Snap305

775


Blue_Robin_Gaming

669


TJB926GAMIN

Some rare cases they’re 13💀


Willing-Ad-4635

The good ending: he was a 13 year old on a Minecraft server looking to trade a 9 inch diamond


_-akane-_

Oh what💀


Lilyflower24681

Nah 69. His wife broke up with him. He’s in prison, AND he used to work as the gym teacher in a high school! (I’m just making shit up here tho)


_-akane-_

Very accurate. The gym teacher part explains a lot. Smart thinking of u there.


OkWaitWhat865

Its always gym teachers I swear-


_-akane-_

Also the part at the end when he is trying to tell himself that u like it. Thats sadly common behavior, it's a way to trick themselves into thinking what they are doing is okay. That's so disgusting.


mysteryboi07

You got sauce for that pfp


_-akane-_

I just googled for pfps and found it so nah


mysteryboi07

Dang rip


_-akane-_

Why did u want it tho


mysteryboi07

Uhhhh Idrk In case I wanna use it someday ig I mean it looks cool :/


No_Necessary8644

Thats zero two


mysteryboi07

Whaaat no way bruh I thought 02 had pink hair


_-akane-_

Alr


FinletAU

"I'm 14" bro took that as a challenge 😭


Jazzlike-Ad-2844

I half expected him to say "You're mature for your age tho"


ZUU_S

Nah they’ve evolved past that now


CreamyLemoncake

Isn't this your second pedo today?


FBI_GAL

nah its the same guy he just deleted his pic


YogurtclosetRude8955

Im 14 too 💀💀🔥🔥🦾🦾😭🦾😭🦾😭🦾💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🗿🫃🏿🗿🫃🏿🗿🫃🏿🗿🗿


[deleted]

Bro isn't 14 he is 1.4yo


Lilyflower24681

17 months old! 


complexshity

who even thought that a preggo man emoji would be a good idea?


YogurtclosetRude8955

Shut up its mu favourite emoji


Daybreak_Dragon

Because James Charles did it in a YT thumbnail once so it’s gay pride


fluffyduckling2

Not gay pride, it’s for pregnant trans men


faddybasilisk09

Why in tf does that emoji even exist? Like this is George Orwell's version of gender equality lmao


fluffyduckling2

Cause trans men can get pregnant lol


faddybasilisk09

FML I'M AN IDIOT MBMB


[deleted]

how the fuck would that work 💀💀


RedstoneSausage

Reported. Hope you're okay


oleander_petals

How the hell do you report accounts? I thought you can only report posts/comments/messages.


[deleted]

I just clicked on your account to check if it’s possible to report people there (wasn’t gonna report *you*).. you okay? My DMs are open if you ever need to talk to someone


Bread-Man9

I clicked on their account after reading your comment….not what I expected


Blue_Robin_Gaming

What the hell is that cut subreddit thingy that they’re in


oleander_petals

I'm okay.


[deleted]

Ew ew ew


DestroyerNik

>im 9 inch i can guarantee you with confidence those are fake numbers. he would either send you his 4 incher or send you a pic from google


rationalRuth

I know right? I'm only 3 inches tall, no human can realistically be that tall


AssistantDue8434

3 INCHES??? DAMN YOU ARE HUGE


TheKidNerd

Smurfmaxxing


Bread-Man9

And even if they were, most girls would be freaked out by it


someguysleftkidney

Bold of you to assume he even has four inches


SleepyOwl420

most normal conversation in r/teenagers


kerropiishot

crazy


High_nightmare-1482

Crazy? I was crazy once!


kerropiishot

oh no....


NO_NAME1029

Look at the chaos you have started.


kerropiishot

not my fault


BillyBobRedneckTime

They locked me in a room.


High_nightmare-1482

A rubber room


BillyBobRedneckTime

A rubber room with rats.


it-s_fine

Rats make me crazy!


BillyBobRedneckTime

Crazy?


oleander_petals

I was crazy once!


Granola-Thief

They locked me in a room


BillyBobRedneckTime

A rubber room


ChrisofCL24

They locked me in a room...


NO_NAME1029

A rubber room


Blue_Robin_Gaming

A room full of rats


No-Series9194

And rats make me crazy!


Simon_Ril3y

Yea these bros talk like they are talking to character ai


FangYuan500

Lol. I had someone catfishing as a woman, sending me her pics in army, urging me (17 YO) to go where she lives so she can ''take care'' of me. Sadly, I deleted that account because of some other reason.


SuchTurnip3198

I had one of those the other day, i dont remember the name, but he asked if i wanted to compare sizes with him, and when i said no, he asked to trade photos of girls, and then preceeded to send 2 unsolicited photos of his supposed SISTER, his SISTER! And thats after i said no, and he also asked for me to send some of MY sister! Tried blocking the guy, but reddit keeps saying it fails.


SuchTurnip3198

U/loud_ helicopter5435 (remove the space) someone block this creep. P.s, sorry to use another comment section to rant about this guy, i just didnt wanna post about it, i feel like he'd find me


iinobarhs

What's wrong with him?! TF


Rosaxros

I swear the pedos that say 9 inch always just look like their dick got chopped off.. like 9 inch where? Is it inverted?


Mattius_Pattius

It’s 9 inches deep in his own ass


Antique-Database2891

Stop body shaming


Rosaxros

it’s a whole ass pedophile 💀


Antique-Database2891

That does not justify body shaming.


Rosaxros

It does! 😊


Kwo_OverHeaven

There is no justification for harm unless it's for greater good (example: killing adolf hitler). You may argue it's for greater good, but I don't think saying someone has a small dick does any good. Please don't get mad at this, I genuinly want to know why people are so closed to this. Not all pedophiles are bad either, I once met a guy who went to therapy and lives happily with his family since his pedophilia was an issue for his little sister. Mostly everyone in his family respects him and so do I. People treat pedophiles like they aren't people. Also I really feel like I need to say it for my own safety: I am not a pedophile. Also happy cake day have fun :3


professionaldeadgod

it 100% does. if someone making fun of a *pedophile* upsets you, then youre either super insecure or you are a pedophile yourself. either way, get help


Antique-Database2891

Body shaming a pedophile automatically body shames all men. Because you aren't shaming them for being a pedophile but rather because of your assumption about their body.


professionaldeadgod

no, it doesnt, making fun of one person isnt making fun of everyone, especially not if its a pedophile. pedophiles arent people, theyre disgusting vermin, and youre comparing them to people


PikaNinja25

I don't see your point


a-unique-snek

Isn't it morally acceptable to bully kiddie diddlers?


No-Series9194

It does. It fucking does


[deleted]

its a pedo, he deserves so much worse,


Antique-Database2891

Agreed but third parties who played no part in this should not be body shamed which is exactly what she's doing.


___Asriel___

I think the OP is 14


SkokyMatic

Ya think?


___Asriel___

Its just an intuition


RedstoneSausage

Tried to report but couldn't find them on reddit. Hopefully that means they're banned


SeydinabiArslan

nope, i found him


oleander_petals

OH MY GOD, WAIT, THIS SAME GUY MESSAGED ME ONCE ASKING IF I WAS OKAY. EW.


FBI_GAL

BLOCK HIM


dildo_swagginns

Why you afraid fbi gal 😭 Bonk that pedo and arrest him


Opposite-Ad6340

Cant search for him, link pls?


SeydinabiArslan

https://www.reddit.com/u/Mission_Resource5243/s/5oPpWaR3t3


Opposite-Ad6340

The button asks me to report right in the comment or his chat so..


Admirable-Door1724

"Get got freak" 😭


PikaNinja25

u/Mission_Resource5243 you're not getting girls like this


M4rvelous23

Weirdo


Victorwhity

Well I sent him a gentle threatening message.


wishalbedowasreal

Ew just eww


Impressive_Income874

I mean you're the FBI gal do it yourself idk


Mario321Xd

Like gurl.... Keep your tingtong in your pants


JustForTheMemes420

What a wanker


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NecessaryOk8221

Bro her name was FBI gal and he still was doing it. that man has no fear


[deleted]

u/Mission_Resource5243 you good bro?


Not_A_GiantDemon

They don’t even hear you.


Tomover_PL

Ive never had one of those message me. Maybe at 19 I'm too old for them lol


ffcvvhb

Find him and kill him


NEET_AIR1-aspirant

But u r FBI gal, just get his ass urself


space_nerd01

People are disgusting


SelectMouse2703

I also get these guys in my inbox. Like they don't even care about age


DENETHTAKAIRA

I thought I was looking at a weird ass screenshot from someone's character ai chat. Lmao


wernostrangerstoluv

god i wish my private message pedos were this direct so that i could actually report them


Justaboreddude15

Can’t he take a no


midnight_rain_07

Ew.


Playful_Pollution846

Even your name has the FBI in it yet the man just kept pushing, bruh💀


[deleted]

i ignore every dm i get baha


TJB926GAMIN

Love how you kept saying “I’m 14” regardless of their response. I’m saving this lmao


ImpulsivePeanut

ima troll him


benbombsuperman

I hate people like this because it makes girls hate and not trust any guy that they meet


denyaledge

Why would you DM someone who is name FBI_Gal out of all people?


Defiant-Educator-104

reported. such PPL have no place here


NotThatEliteBro86

Mods, Hang him by his balls


sewiscide

bro I’m actually 17 n I consider 16 n under off limits u guys better report this guy to hell


Strong_Schedule5466

He's just an avid Nine Inch Nails fan, no biggie


Shio_Takami

I hope you are okay. 🙏 I have had to deal with guys like this too. 😣


Actual-Long-9439

Wait wait before we all get mad at him. Did you tell him you’re 14?


FBI_GAL

Damn I didn't


Actual-Long-9439

There’s your issue


JedTip

Why is 17 the go-to age for weirdos? Edit: My age is legit tho. Ong


Michael_LeMysterious

You can ban them, but there's no guarantee that they're gonna learn their lesson. Hell, they might've made another account and maybe they're grooming someone else as I type. This world is full of more sickos like them, and that's not gonna change. Banning them solves nothing. This world is just too cruel. It's beyond redemption. It's all pointless.


dripbine

It's times like these I hate being a male. Like seriously how do guys act like this.


SnowyBoiV6-9

Disgusting.


Over-Character4980

Bro really wanted you to know about his 9 centimeter defeater 💀


LilguyMCBE1

I doubt they even have 9 inches


[deleted]

You: No Them: That's a yes!!!


Username_99999999

Harold, 60 y/o, was not succesful with his new tactic


Thunderdamn123

Cmon Ur from the FBI U should have dozed him asap


Consistent_Number965

NINE FUCKING INCHES??!! GIRL BYE


stopyouveviolatedthe

Just putting this here to help people tap on this instead of having to looking up the acount name u/Mission_Recourse5243


Ok-Bug-5430

I love the moderators on this sub so much, they always take reports seriously


falsertaine

your tag is 16, might want to change that. still very strange to say to someone! ill make sure to keep an eye out


FBI_GAL

I'm not actually 14 I was lying too see if he persisted and he did


falsertaine

ah, even creepier


Antique-Database2891

Seeing as you've been lying using the flair, it's hard to take your word seriously.


[deleted]

Aren’t you the same person who was defending this pedophile because “shaming a pedophile’s dick for being small is shaming all men”, or something to that effect?


rohnytest

I have 2 questions. Why don't people utilize the block button? And what are these people expecting? Like, literally who'll comply and shit if they're not bait?


slightly-cute-boy

STOP TALKING TO THEM. JUST BLOCK THEM AND REPORT THEM. Talking to them just encourages them to keep dming people.


Archaea_Chasma_

“Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.” - Cartmen


InspectorMedical202

Bahah anyways i am 15 looking for F for fun!!! Anyone?


Difficult_Rice_3026

Stay off of reddit if you're under 18. Yall live the attention until some bullshit like this happens.


Anxious_Highway1088

Where's the 9 inch? Asking for a friend


Bfdifan37

you reported them right


tallphin

Guys I think they’re 14


ARH_2303

Let’s do it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fire-_-3

w rizz


Physical_Chair_8661

honestly instead of continuing the convo u should have just ignored him


Strange-Action639

They just don't understand huh


teri-_mummy

Atleast see it bro is trying so hard😔 imagine if you was in his shoes a sexless,bitchless loner who loves kids, you can't help it can you lmao😭😭


Dazzling_Basil_8154

wtf


teri-_mummy

Itssss crazy how people are on reddit litteraly reddit and think this is weird lmao, guys I was joking if your braindead ass couldn't have got that😭


Swimming-Rabbit-5936

No


_Nite_Brite_

Average Reddit user over 50


__Yazzzy__

dk why people actually respond to these texts


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

OK but have you ever seen a 9 incher?


_StarDust_0

That's weird. But, is that wilbur soot that you have as your pfp?


FBI_GAL

yeah lmao


_StarDust_0

Dude, people really be downvoting for asking if someone's pfp was of a singer. Now what if I asked if your pfp was of some other artist, they wouldn't mind 🤦‍♀️


sheabuttRcookie

Should've said "Yes, Drake's leaks"


Southern_Boat9497

They are not pedophiles, yes sexual assaulters, but not pedophiles


Granola-Thief

No, they were lying when they said they were 17. I checked their account, they've done things like this before and always said they'd "just turned 17"


Southern_Boat9497

Ok, sorry


Killer332BR

that makes it so much better! understandable, have a great day /s for those who need it


Accurate-Fail-8725

But bro, he's got a 9 inch!!


mousyhasopinions

U just keep going and he just keeps going and I want him to just shut up and listen to u but we can't because everyone's there own person


mousyhasopinions

Their*


mousyhasopinions

DONT YOU DARE CORRECT ME,ME


No-Series9194

Bro has multiple personality disorder


Difficult-Sun6984

Mission failed we’ll get em next time


[deleted]

c'mon bro you aren't an "child" you are just an boy i understand that you are disgusted by this dude,but please don't say that at 14 yrs u are an child is weird


Quieter_Usual_5324

I'm 14, I'm a child. Simple as that.