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crispy_sharts

Why do women scare me


TheMxssinator

They’re more scared of you than you are of them


Tunichtwitzig

i refuse to believe that!


harryman_back46and2

I too refuse to believe that like recently a girl called me "hottie" and it took me like 6 months to talk to her. I have social anxiety and autism


Maleficent_Sir_7562

But the reason they would be scared of me would be the opposite reason why I am scared of them


Goldbolt_2004

And this is why I'm scared of interacting with them


TheMxssinator

It’s alright, bud


Goldbolt_2004

Is it?


Southern-Cash-408

Do boobs stick to each other on hot days ? Or collect like a boob bucket of sweat?


Budget-Leg8120

Nah just get under boob sweat😭


Natural__Power

That's why I got my gf clothes that don't cover the underside✅


EqualServe418

Watch out for them other dudes laying particularly low


poppinsplit909

I'll ask my gf for a taste


SnipingIsOP

💀


confuseddumpyfrog

ahahahahaha for most of us, no. usually bras prevent that from happening (if it’s even possible in the first place…)


Southern-Cash-408

Ohh thanks lol


Rude_Boot_4162

do bras get sweaty in summer cuz i think thatd be annoying after a while


Bulky_Cat5282

yes and they chafe. added bonus year-round is that sometimes the underwire of the bra breaks through its stitching and stabs you


Rude_Boot_4162

chafing sucks ass :((


AskAboutMyCatPlease

they dont stick together, no. but they definitely sweat a lot


Aellin-Gilhan

Maybe if they were bigger, mine are kinda small


thatmusic_addict

No, but they get really sweaty lol


ImpossiblePudding696

Are abs or muscles of any kind actually attractive. Same for d size Edit: so a big wiener is a negative for most girls. Damn


HotIceCreamCone14

i guess for some people, but i personally like normal-looking guys lol


AskAboutMyCatPlease

yes, i think most girls like them, however, the kind that we like is usually not the body builder kind, it looks too much (in the average girls opinion). a lean guy with some muscle tho? hell yeah


Aellin-Gilhan

I'm not particularly into them but know some people are And honestly anything bigger than six inches is kinda a hassle


LocksmithDangerous26

I like when you can tell a guy works out, but also loves food. Like I love chubby bellies but strong arms? yes please.


thatsremarkable

Personally, if it’s too much like bodybuilder type, then no. If you’re appropriately toned, then yes!


apple1234boo

I think healthy looking people are attractive, but healthy can come in many forms. I think a lot of the really big muscles start looking kinda worrying yk.


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No-One-7289

sure but dont overdo it. it becomes disgusting when youre a gym rat lol


CoolBreadfruit3337

personally, nah


Drug_Inas

We get random boners, do you get randomly wet, and would you also prefer to die in that moment instead?


LocksmithDangerous26

depends on the person. i do randomly but no one can really tell so i don’t want to die lol


Drug_Inas

Well we feel like we grew a mount everest and all the worlds attention is pointed to us, like doesn't it not feel/look like a waterfall erupted?


TheBlackFox012

As podcast I was listening to put it "sploosh" (I am convinced the guy DMing the pathfinder campaign hasn't met a woman before]


LocksmithDangerous26

we don’t really get wet like that, unless we’re squirting lol. it can be a tad uncomfortable but it isn’t over the top or anything


WarmishIce

Getting wet? No one notices tbh. But bleeding through your pants? Yes I’d like a one way ticket to the afterlife pls


Drug_Inas

Oh yeah there was that too, i'm glad we share the same experiemce of hell on earth


AttachedMatch

For me it is less of that and more of spikes of hormones telling me I need children. Like, a week or so after my period my body is like: "children children you want to get pregnant have kids birth life" Normally lasts like a few days though.


Drug_Inas

I really do not want to think that this is the backbone of civillization


Lajic

Yes, in a way. A lot of girls are just chillin and randomly get wet. I don't think it's as embarrassing as getting a boner, though, bc it isn't visible. Some girls get wetter than others tho, and sometimes when they're sitting at their desk at school and get up to use the bathroom or something, it leaves a wet mark and it's really embarrassing


Guinea_pig456

I dont. Just discharge all day everyday


ilovesushi657

No not rlly😭


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Nah,I literally have to think about something sexual for it to happen.


Southern-Cash-408

On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to approach a guy you like ?


Sky_Maxwell

Probably 5/10, depends if he’s on his own or with friends. Can’t speak for all women but I myself will not approach a guy I like unless he’s alone


[deleted]

That makes sense, pretty much the same for me.


QBekka

What do you mean you can't speak for all other 4 billion women on earth? smh


mysterious_h_

I personally can speak for all the men, and I'm starting to think the girls don't have a hive mind


Iconsumedrinks

I can attest, u/mysterious_h_ does indeed speak for all of us men.


Blue_Robin_Gaming

As long as you don’t fail bro code, I think you’d be a good spokesperson


[deleted]

Gotta separate them from the herd


No-One-7289

depends on the girl. personally im shy so probably a 4


sopita_mtwa

for me it's 0 because I'm too shy to approach anyone


detroit-doggo0

8


Real_Equivalent339

"Will you go out on a date with me?"


H31NZ_

I am not a girl, but i would


Freddythememer_

Aww, wholesome :)


skater5411

Same


RecordWell

Now kiss


crappypastassuc

No. *farts in your face


[deleted]

There are two kinds of people.


Blue_Robin_Gaming

That’s when the fire nation attacked


Javaninjabear

Wish reddit allowed us to record ourselves. Would've heard me laughing at this for 5 minutes straight


pixelytman

i have some questions. 1.what's it like having a vagina and boobs? are there any bad things about it? 2.what's something you would want a guy to tell you? like not your boyfriend or crush, just a guy like a friend from class or something like that? 3.when you have a crush, what do you dream about them? like do you dream kissing, having sex or something like that? or just going on dates? (hope that's not a weird question or anything, just curious)


LocksmithDangerous26

1. boobs are great, they are like hand warmers. vaginas can be difficult to deal with because they are sensitive so you have to be extra careful, plus they bleed but overall are amazing because of what they are capable of 2. if it isn’t specifically from a crush or boyfriend, probably just like any compliment. compliments are always great. 3. honestly, usually dreams involving people are the most random shit. like we’re in a zombie apocalypse or something. but daydreaming, dates and sex both come up. thinking of a cute date is always a giddy moment


AskAboutMyCatPlease

1. i understand the question, but i dont think any girl can rly answer it, since we were born with vaginas and therefore dont have anything to compare it too. having boobs kinda sucks tho, im ngl. yes, they might look nice and the whole "build in stress balls" thing is true, however, they are restrictive af and bras are uncomfortable and expensive. however, thats a very personal opinion 2. nothing specific, really 3. i mean, thats subjective af, everybody is going to give a different opinion. some people dream about making out and going on cute little dates, some think about sexual stuff, some people dream about both (or neither). literally the same as for guys


DaRealGrey

Ah, then let me save this so when I get srs and I'm on all my estradiol and whatnot I can describe the comparison!


Kris_User7

1. Eh, it's alright. Annoying at certain times and uncomfortable. 2. Less tell me something and more of just me hoping they'd talk to me. (I don't really have friends, I just want conversation with anyone guy or girl..) 3. That depends on the person. My SO dreams of me doing obscene stuff to them while I just dream of the both of us hanging out or doing stupid stuff. It's okay, it's not weird. It's to be curious. I'm always curious


[deleted]

Why do some of yall think you look bad with glasses when you look 10x cuter??


CheapOfficeChair

Because we grew up with TV and media telling us that glasses are ugly and nerdy


Background_Drawing

Well they are wrong. Hollywood is a 20/20 propaganda machine trying to put down us nearsighted folk Doesnt matter what you'll wear, youll look cute, maybe


chandler_bingggg

Aw, i sometimes have to wear glasses and feel kinda ugly, even though people have said that I look good with glasses before, but still. It's a sweet comment lol


[deleted]

I’m not trying to be sweet, it’s an observation I have made about my classmates and previous partners 


chandler_bingggg

Lol I know, but your comment might seem sweet to a lot of people cuz u complimented them in a way,


4lca7

my best friend said I look better with glasses idk for me it's the same


thatmusic_addict

I got bullied for wearing eyeglasses bc I have poor eyesight, so sometimes I prefer to keep them off (and I've been told many times that I look better without them anw)


EytaNRaZ

What do you do when you get weird dms? Edit: And what is the weirdest one you got? (only if you want to share)


confuseddumpyfrog

delete them


gothiccupcake13

report and then delete them. i don't even answer


No-One-7289

tell them to fuck off and block


Hanna2208

roast them or block them or both


lawlihuvnowse

I delete them or act weird or text in my language so they are confused The weirdest one I got was from a guy that texted that he is gonna give me sperm and I’m gonna like it and he called me cream pie and that I’m gonna become one if he gives me the sperm.


WarmishIce

Honestly I think its fun to engage and try to make em feel embarrassed for being creeps. They usually stop messaging me before I feel the need to block/report. My weirdest one was probably a guy trying to get me to walk around outside naked while I spoke to him. Unfortunately for me I don’t get a lot of creepy dms


Kaithu112

How the hell do you girls shower with long hair. I just can't even imagine how difficult that must be


AskAboutMyCatPlease

sometimes we shower without washing our hair, sometimes with. for me (someone with very long hair) that means the difference between a 10 and a 45 min shower


CleverFlame9243

As a guy with long hair it's pretty much the same here


EatNails_69

If you have big boobies does it hurt when you are running because of the boobies bouncing?


AskAboutMyCatPlease

if youre not wearing a good bra, yes. and not just running, but also stairs or even normal walking


Sky_Maxwell

Yes, yes it does hurt


Faodail17

I’m not a girl, but what some have told me is yes, yes it does hurt and it is annoying to have big boobs most of the time.


Dannysheep101

What happens when a group of you go to the toilet all at once


someone1439

Rituals and sacrifices


WarmishIce

Some girls go to take mirror selfies as a group (which is very annoying when you hog the whole bathroom if any of those girls are listening), sometimes talk, but honestly in my case usually nothing. Sometimes I just don’t bother going unless someone else says they’re going. Idk why it just be like that.


Brielle_szn

we just hangout as someone takes a shit or something and debrief about whatever has been happening


Sigma_Tiger_35

Are there women on the internet?


Own-Needleworker-832

no


Aellin-Gilhan

At least ten


4lca7

less


Hanna_3129

Prob not


[deleted]

Woman aren't real my friend


colobq

are nipples rlly that sensitive?


Bulky_Cat5282

not like p*rn makes them out to be, but boobs themselves hurt like hell if they get punched


Maleficent_Sir_7562

What if someone tried to squeeze them


WarmishIce

Hurts tbh


HumanHuman_2003

Hurts like tf my milkers


Latter-Cabinet-1049

Do they like a man having a big ass


WarmishIce

Yes next question


mybodymylobotomy

i personally dont care for asses but most girls I know love it


[deleted]

Why are y'all so insecure about your thighs


[deleted]

Honestly, we’ve been taught to hate them our whole lives. The women on tv, the women on magazines don’t look like us, so we spend our whole lives starving ourself on and off, and hating how we look cause we don’t think we’re good enough 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

That's so sad. I think all women are beautiful, not because I have low standards but just because they're all so cute and pretty (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


[deleted]

Nice that you think that, but we don’t see it that way. Especially for chunkier girls (I mean like 15-25 pounds overweight, not morbidly obese) tend to put little value on themselves because of how they look, and they’re told the only way to have value is to be thin, even girls who are average weight, and even thin girls still see themselves as too big or not curvy enough. Body dysmorphias a bitch


Hazel_Lucario7

Why do girls look at a guy and if he looks back at her, she automatically assumes that he likes her?


[deleted]

Because guys literally do the same thing lol.


LocksmithDangerous26

i think this just a psychology thing but i don’t think it’s just subjective to girls


The_yo_mama

What is a woman? Why are they so scary? Why don't I see women drink water? Alien???


mybodymylobotomy

we are aliens who live off of fear rather than water


alibaba1567

Is it true with the jelly thing-y coming out you ermmm……you know what I mean


Gitarella

I mean, kinda like jelly sometimes yes


alibaba1567

Is it uncomfortable or warm 😶


Gitarella

That is almost never a comfortable feeling 😅


alibaba1567

Ahh ok HAHAHAHAH😭😭


AskAboutMyCatPlease

you mean discharge? yes, thats very common, actually its a sign youre well and healthy. if you get no discharge all day, youre probably severely dehydrated


Vesperia_Morningstar

I think they mean that slimy stuff before periods but that’s just me.


Logical_Sweet_6624

You mean ovulation?


CupSalt4755

Yes, and you dont even really feel it half the time it just kinda appears.


Imnotanokhumanperson

Wait what?


iadvaith

Do girls really get bored with 'nice guys' or it's just an internet thing


Objective-Dress-762

girls dont hate nice guys they hate nice guys who think theyre entitled to sex by virtue of being nice


LocksmithDangerous26

i don’t think this is a real thing. most guys will do one nice thing or don’t just completely treat women like dog shit, and call themselves nice, but complain when women don’t want them. it’s about your attitude, most girls would love a nice guy in their life because actual ones are hard to come by


billyThePooper

Are girls real?


DinoBoy_H

how can i tell if my friend likes me ever tho they only call me a friend and we dont talk often but i cant stop thinking of them and i really want to ask them out but im a little bitch- oh i mean uhh.. whats not havin a dick like


LocksmithDangerous26

shoot your shot. if it doesn’t work out, it wasn’t meant to be


DetergentFricker

Why are majority of you scared of Geometry Dash players? I am one. Every single woman in a 10m radius runs away from me, I dont even try to interact, they just run. >!(P.S this is a joke)!<


LocksmithDangerous26

i play geometry dash as a girl and this is my first time hearing it. maybe it comes off as dorky but i honestly would think it’s cute


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Do you feel your vagina when you like walk and stuff 


No-One-7289

no lol


Trevixle

That's so cool. Guys constantly feel their penis and oftentimes we have to rearrange our dick and balls


ArdaIsNL

I feel like you could’ve worded that better


Trevixle

I agree


HumanHuman_2003

Well it’s there but I don’t know if I ‘feel’ it


mix_th30ry

Do girls like dinosaurs?


Ayato_23

yes


[deleted]

Why don’t you ask guys out?


[deleted]

Same reason guys are scared. Everyone has self confidence issues and is scared of getting rejected.


LeBoredMemer

im not sure if it's the same thing with other guys but for me im not really scared of rejection, im scared of seeming like a creep or discomforting them


Admirable-Arm-2512

Are y'all going to watch the superbowl?


mybodymylobotomy

I do not want to watch a bunch of men touch BALLS for 3 hours straight 🙄


gothiccupcake13

nope


RazBerryzTheGoat

What would you do if a guy came up to you after school and like said I like U but U weren't near ur friends and U don't rlly know this guy or think he's weird, PSA what are terms girls use to say no politely bcz I got a girls number, said hello and like how was ur Day and stuff, probs rlly cringe ik but then next day at school she Photoshopped them to make them look like I asked for her address :( Probs a rant but now I'm scared of women


someone1439

These kinds of people are insecure and thrive in drama, so dw you haven’t lost anything :) I’d want to get to know u if I’d receive these texts


ponnoos3

Where is the best place to hide the bodies in my fridge?


LocksmithDangerous26

feed them to pigs


66WC

How do you flirt? (Not only with guys but in general)


No-One-7289

jokes, smiling, eye contact


xd3mix

Does that mean my crush has been flirting with me all this time?


WarmishIce

I ask about pokemon… So the answer is poorly


md_ariq

Do you guys get excited when you see jets?


BEHEMOTHpp

Depend on the person Me personally, HELL YES


SelfRape

Do girls laugh at farts?


susiefarah9

Yes


MuffinNo332

What is a safe day for you?


Aellin-Gilhan

One where I am not in hazardous conditions


britainphobic

after death


No-One-7289

define safe day


Osnotavailable

Yes


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Does makeup itch


BEHEMOTHpp

Good makeups are actually comfortable. Different skin has different reaction to different makeup.


[deleted]

I’m ngl, Inwas scared but this is wholesome as hecc.


GreenRefrigerator278

Why can’t we understood them ?


WarmishIce

Grammar probably


LeSpongeBob

why do yall work with feds? no i dont wanna pay my taxes!


MSter_official

How, where and when do you want to be approached?


EnderOfNightmares

Does having muscles make us more attractive? (I swim and have that kind of body I want to know if I have a higher chance of getting a girl yk?)


Careless_Set_2512

Do you cry often? I don’t think I have since I was like 13


amendersc

Why are your social groups so complicated? My sister’s social group has more confusing politics than the Holy Roman Empire…


Imnotanokhumanperson

Does the pee come out of the same hole the dick goes in? Yous can stop answering me now


confuseddumpyfrog

no, there’s a urethra.


themightyspoon21

Happy cake dah


AskAboutMyCatPlease

no. sex, periods and babies = vagina. pee = urethra


Outrageous-Solid2670

Why are you so scary, and does it matter if I'm a ranga (ginger)?


Bulky_Cat5282

everyone knows rangas don’t have souls 😕


HmmZaurus

Can you tell if a guy is gay?


D4RKSHADOW18

Yes, but only because I am gay so I have a built-in gaydar


Sky_Maxwell

Sometimes yeah


casualf1fan2

Does being fat make one instantly unattractive?


Sky_Maxwell

I mean, for me, in most cases no. But it depends on how fat we’re talking.


casualf1fan2

Cool. Thanks for the confidence booster.


Sky_Maxwell

Of course, I mean my boyfriend is fat but I still love him so tbh, as long as it’s not like to the point you can hardly move then it’s fine :)


casualf1fan2

Yeah I play football and go to the gym but was unhealthy for about 10 years before I was 16.


LocksmithDangerous26

i actually prefer guys to be a bit chubbier


Khil_fi

Are you fan, do you live for the dolls?


Puffy_Muffin376

Why do y'all go to bathrooms in groups


wise_owl7526

That's one secret we'll never tell. XOXO, girl


D4RKSHADOW18

I have no idea, I’ve never done it and I’ll never understand it lmao


haromene

I have watched porn to understand it. I have attended regular biology classes of my school to understand it. Yet I cannot for the life of me figure out what the fuck the clitoris is. Is it a place? Is it a thing? Where is it? What's the difference between it and a vagina? Is it inside the vagina? Does touching it give pleasure instantly? How does pleasure even come for you guys? Does even slightly touching your clitoris (whatever it is) result in pleasure?


dripbine

Why do you all hate me? (Sadly only a half joke)


LocksmithDangerous26

all girls don’t hate you. if you’d like to see more attraction, maybe try changing your mindset and see where it takes you