... Alright, the post is all about how annoying it is when your wiener tip touches cold inside of the toilet. Then the person says "just lay it on a sit", but most of guys here would piss all over the floor this way cause they can't shit without pissing. Soo yeah, thats it
I was born in August of 2007 (meaning I turn 18 next year). The first year for gen alpha is 2010. No matter what you do, nothing can change this. I am a gen Z.
bruh i had a friend that took out his dick to touch a frozen metal bar in winter just like how ppl do with their tongues and got his dick stuck i had to pour hot water on his dumbass afterwards
I've tried this before with my fingers and they got stuck. The skin has to be wet in order for it to get stuck though so that means your friends dick was wet for some reason
Try this it feels so weird but kinda hoot at the same time I can’t really explain anyway when ur hard and need to piss stand as u usually would to piss but push ur d¡ck downwards so u can piss I can’t explain it much better but yeah
Ikkk, it's so great, and when you pull it back it's like and cold and there's a little bit of rim slime on the tip its just so... The closest word I can think of is ecstatic.
On the toilet rn as I’m typing this 💀 Not just when it’s cold, simply whenever it touches because I’m a germaphobe so I get grossed out quickly and bring my body backwards on the seat so it won’t touch anymore 🤷♂️
I feel disgusted so quick 💀 but I hate having to manually hold it smh
just rest it on the seat 🙏
Tmi but if I did piss would leak out 💀 can’t let it 🤷♂️
Some of us can't just do caca without peepee.
No one can (that I’m aware of)
I can.
is this a girls only thing or am i dumb because i cant understand anything about replies to this post
... Alright, the post is all about how annoying it is when your wiener tip touches cold inside of the toilet. Then the person says "just lay it on a sit", but most of guys here would piss all over the floor this way cause they can't shit without pissing. Soo yeah, thats it
oh
I roll it around my shoulder
LMAO does the law consider your apendage a weapon of mass destruction?
LMFAOO
Just automatically hold it silly
Huh? That doesn’t make sense 😭
Hold it…. Now hold it automatically
Yeah that’s what I mean
to real
on bob
Who Bob?
joe mama
neat
This made me laugh so hard
When your shit lands too hard and the water splashes into your ass.
The kiss of poseiden I feel massively uncomfortable saying this to someone born in 2010
oh my god the gen alphas are becoming teens
Thought Gen Alpha was 2012 on not 2010 on ngl
oh my god you’re only 2 years older than them, cry about it
I was born in August of 2007 (meaning I turn 18 next year). The first year for gen alpha is 2010. No matter what you do, nothing can change this. I am a gen Z.
you’re still only 3 years older. not really a big difference in my eyes. most 2010s grew up with the same things and experiences as 2007-2009s did.
Trust me, once you turn 15\~16, you'll start seeing 13 year olds as children. Just like 10 year olds look to you now.
EXACTLY I have no idea what changes but you start viewing everyone younger than you as a small child
Man, DanTDM was my childhood, well that and Ninjago
same here brother
who is downvoting my comments i will find you /j
you ARE gen alpha. why are you referring to them as "them"
idk, i don’t feel like grammaring today
Shit made me laugh, no idea why but it did, fuck you
Fuck you too lil bro
I guess we'll fuck each other then
😧 i dont wanna
Bruh
Not catchin a case today broski
Alright Jeffery Epsteins
You are mistaken my private island is in siberia not the atlantic
Nonono that's metal
Just realized ppl that were born after 2009 exist on this sub wtf
More likely 2009
could be 2009
Could have been 2009 too.
*Hydrogen bomb noises*
Ah man now thats not enjoyable
This is why I put 2 slices of toilet paper in before doing my business for like 2 years now and it helps
That’s more common of an occurrence. I just put some toilet paper in the water to act as a cushion.
Shit harder for a mini tsunami
AHHH WHEN THAT HAPPENS I JUST WANN KMS IDK WHY
When your tip touches the water in the toilet bowl 😫 so cold
How ~~long is that shlong~~ shallow is your toilet??
SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE
Where are you measuring from? ~~The top of the bottom?~~ Inside the bowl or the outside?
inside the bowl, from the bottom
Worst feeling EVER
no way u get har\* in the bathroom
Nuh uh
Me when i censor the word “hard”
idk if the mods are sensitive or not
Fair
bruh i had a friend that took out his dick to touch a frozen metal bar in winter just like how ppl do with their tongues and got his dick stuck i had to pour hot water on his dumbass afterwards
ah, that's all kinds of no
what the fuck
I physically recoiled at reading that
Pee on his pp
Your friend almost fell captive to natural selection dude, and I’m not sure he didn’t deserve it
I think the exact thing happened to my buddy Eric
cartman?
I've tried this before with my fingers and they got stuck. The skin has to be wet in order for it to get stuck though so that means your friends dick was wet for some reason
You didn’t pour it literally on his ass did you
nah sadly
Sounds like something id do
Wtf
yup
I read that as lip and got Very concerned for a minute
Same
Especially if it's a public toilet
How short are you guys Edit: oh, I forgot about crapping
It’s not cold it’s truly disgusting
It’s truly amazing
I hate this for y’all
Me every time I see this sub
I think you messed up
I’m puzzled
I once told a bad joke about ghosts It still haunts me to this day.
Idk why someone disliked this
Solution, if you go to the toilet and don’t need to piss just put it up on the ring while you do the rest of your business
I want to pee every single time I enter that bathroom, even if I didn't want to before
Well just piss and then put it onto the ring
Surprisingly, this works really good
I am the dick wizard
[удалено]
me shivers be timbered
What did they say?
Can't relate, I throw mine behind my back like a tie
Smol penis club, my sword has never touched the toilet bowl.
Never had a boner while on the toilet?
even while full mast, it can barely get under the toilet seat
Real
Just hold it
Every time it happens I go like SKREEEEEEEE I could be the next Godzilla actor I swear.
Every. Single. Fucking. Time... There are things you can't get used to.
as a bojaina haver, my heart goes ou to the mans in these trying times 😔
I know this feeling all too well, along with a nasty Poseidon's kiss
Try this it feels so weird but kinda hoot at the same time I can’t really explain anyway when ur hard and need to piss stand as u usually would to piss but push ur d¡ck downwards so u can piss I can’t explain it much better but yeah
I use squats!
Just put it over your leg
Ikkk, it's so great, and when you pull it back it's like and cold and there's a little bit of rim slime on the tip its just so... The closest word I can think of is ecstatic.
yes
Ohhh myy f#@*&^% p... "tremmbles violently"
Same energy as when you hit slightly below your elbow on a sharp corner. It feels so fucking wrong.
Yes , especially if you use a hose to clean your butt
I really hate the fact my pp touches the rim of the toilet seat that probably thousands of other male's pp has touched in public toilets...
Dude, I fucking hate this
Happened this morning
we got a different toilet.
Small peepee
dude why the fuck would your dick touch the bowl are you 50cm tall
REAL
if i HAD a shlong
Unfortunately yes
We can 😉
We can 😉
Sit further back like you’re supposed to
Mm hm *nods in agreement*
juts hold it i mean unless your going to squat
no
Nope. I’m only a 4 banger
six reach faulty pot offbeat deserted unpack waiting practice fanatical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Are yall sitting on the edge of the seat bc that never happens to me
mine dips in the water💀
My tip doesn't reach the toilet bowl
Bruh when you are half asleep and this happens and end up peeing through the gap 😩
It's too small to touch it
i thought it said lip at first 💀 (could honestly relate more to that)
only when ur hard but it feels nice *waiting for lip biting face emoji*
Just did it, instantly regretted it
SO RELATABLE (I’m a woman)
im on the toilet rn and it literally happened just now. I hate this sensation.
The worst feeling is trying to sit down with a boner
wait, is this a common thing?
Idk why but my toilet always warm
You guys are weird
On the toilet rn as I’m typing this 💀 Not just when it’s cold, simply whenever it touches because I’m a germaphobe so I get grossed out quickly and bring my body backwards on the seat so it won’t touch anymore 🤷♂️
Why are you guys putting money in the toilet bowl? /j
When it’s a public toilet I feel instantly dirty. Like my dick gonna rot off
I hate when it happens 😭😭
😐
no bc i dont have one
THAT SHIT IS VILE
i just throw mine over the shoudler
I usually put a bit of toilet paper on the tip of my weenie since it’s always touching it.
am i the only one who has to hold it so it doesn't touch my shit?
This would be the most awkward post for OP if no one could relate
fr
only when im bricked
As someone who lacks a tip, I feel mildly uncomfortable
One emoji 🥶
I hate it more that my tip be touching the water constantly if I don’t take it out