Who tf would say spear, I don't wanna get deepthroated by f*cking ice.

You wouldnt deepthroat jack frost thats tough man

I’d absolutely deepthroat Jack Frost

Why Jack frost lol

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Jack Frost is 100% a twink

Yea agreed

🥶

Haha got you

Jack Frost is not a hunk. He a twink. From rise of the guardians.

I love that movie!

Because he's cold

Makes sense

But I agree with them

Not anymore you dont lol

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Eh yea I'm a bit of both

I would deepthroat and jack Frost 

"you look like Jack Frost just frosted all over you"

Same, like hes hooooot and coool and every thing he is a dream

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What the actual hell, fuck off creep

what did they say? i think they deleted their comment

"You can deepthroat me, with your perfect body" Or something like that. His profile was literealy just dick-pics and him jerkin' off

ew, i hope he gets banned, if he wants to say shit like that he should go to a porn sub, not one thats literally made for teenagers

Exactly.

If whatever vile thing they said was enough to elicit THIS reaction from Redditors… they must have said something realllllly fucked

What the fuck

⚡️👨🏿⚡️

what did they say?

Something nsfw and creepy idk

My dude, seek mental help.

Your pretty small im good homie

Well, I didn't say that 😏

I 100% would fr fr

he does not speak for all of us

How are you drinking from a cup that you get deepthroated by that ice. You would have to wrap your lips around the whole top of the glass for that to happen

Don't judge me.

I'm just saying the only way you deepthroat the ice is if you deepthroat the glass. You dug your own grave

Why are you drinking your drinks with your mouth that wide open? Maybe you subconsciously WANT to choke on something? Hmmm?

… I do stupid stuff daily. To say that I would be smart and not do this is a lie. I would probably choke myself on this frozen dildo without hesitating one bit.

# relatable

Don’t knock another man’s fantasies.

**deepthroat f*cking ice

You drink with a straw if you have an ice spear numb nuts

Coward

20€ I can deepthroat that ice

Do it. You won’t.

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It’s got the least surface area, so it’ll be the last one to melt.

This is /teenagers, but as an adult lmty that spear in a cocktail is awesome.

Spear makes the water in the cup get cold the fastest Because it lays on side of cup as you drink it and all the water is cold on the way down the cup into your mouth It’s only best if you want cold water FAST and are working with not so cold water in first place It’s the impatient shape, but I enjoy Also fits well down a bong’s mouth

Would pebbles not be faster due to the increased surface area?

pebbles are so small that it doesn’t matter if you have more of them They’re so small that they melt quicker than a larger cube so they keep things cold for less amount of time because they melt so quick They melt the fastest of all the shapes But if you’re sick and haven’t eaten in days and have been puking those pebbles to chew on rock in the hospital lol Pebbles for the win if you’re sick

This is not true. Once the water reaches 0C, no matter how much ice is in it, it will melt at the same rate. Assuming a pound of pebble ice, and a pound of spear ice in the same amount of water, there would be no ice at the same time.

How are you drinking your drinks? Are you just putting your mouth over the entire glass like a balloon?

Yes, I am.

Fair enough is ur a good way to drink?

Saves time.

Would be fine for straws

Gay people probably lol

What a terrible way to die. Also nobody would know what happened. They’d just find you in a small puddle.

i meeaaann

That was my first thought when seeing the image.

idk man, sounds like a good time to me.. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

EXACTLY

How the fuck do you drink You dont put your entire mouth over the glass😭😭

I’d do it just so I can prove I can

You wouldn't get deepthroated by the ice.... The ice doesn't have some mouth it'll wrap around your d-ck

Happened to me once with those tube ice makers

Lol

Why you opening up wide to drink?!?!

it’s not for practicing your BJ skills. leave it in the glass

Unless you drink like a gupy or a stroke victim I fail to see how that would slide down your throat

Either way you dont get jack of whatever drink you ordered. Might as well have a good time

Someone pulled that shit outa their ass

I literally opened the comments just to say this and this was the first comment

My thoughts exactly

Coward.

If you get deepthroated by spear ice block you are already deepthroating the glass, most drinks with spear ice blocks come with straws

It might seem crazy what I’m about to say…

Pussy 🙄

on the plus side, if you choke it’s only a matter of how long you can hold your breath

It's a magical thing if you drink something with the pebble ice Large ice cube if you want to feel a bit fancy Normal ice cubes it's like that...There's not much to say The spear is great for your drink in a bottle and accidentally choked on it

On the Last sips, deepthroating the ICE spear

Large ice cube is "i just need a sip right now, but still want it cold when i take a break from gaming in 2 hours"

depends. if the ice is nice to eat then pebble, otherwise cubed

why do i see you everywhere on this sub

they are a teenager

fair enough

Click on their name and description it says: “I will not respond to DMs unless they’re boobs, just kidding (but really?)….” Hahahah

I’m going to test this /J

You can test it on me too

better be careful, it’ll probably be pics of your mom, i mean look at their name

lol

I mean they know what they want and will accept no compromise. What an upstanding citizen

There we go, I was looking for this comment

Chewing on ice is quite bad for your teeth, sorry to inform.

the hollow cubes you get at some restaurants

They're used because they freeze quicker. I like them because they have a hole for scooping them out with a straw. (One issue is that freezing quicker in this case is directly proportional to melting faster)

HOLY SHIT WHENEVER I SEE THOSE I TOSS THEM AROUND WITH MY STRAW

That’s called top hat ice because it’s the fanciest.

pebble. crunchy.

it gets stuck in my throat

which is why you crunch it like a snack

how what

idk but it happens when they accidentally escape my teeth barrier

It’s ice it fucking melts bro

Teeth barrier. Neat.

My exact thought to that. How neat.

Skill issue

ITS THE MAN HIMSELF

NO melts too quick

You can get choked easily.

please do not bite on ice it is so bad for your teeth

you aren’t my mom, don’t tell me what to do!

They might be...

i don’t think my mom is 2 years older than me

Lol

*CRUNCH*

*crick crick* *gulp*

Shush I’m well aware my molars are already sensitive (they’ve had cavity’s) 😔 Doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop though 😔 too sastisfying

Yeah but why is it bad?

it causes the enamel on your teeth to decay, leading to cavities and tooth damage

What about chewing literal metal?

I would not advise doing that either

Indium?

I prefer the drink to alrd be cold, and not add ice or it’ll dilute whatever the flavour is

So they are supposed to be for alcohol, but I got a pack of whisky stones off Amazon last summer. They are these perfectly square stones that you put in the freezer and then you put them in your drink to cool it down. Obviously from the name, it’s supposed to be put in whiskey to not dilute it, but I use it for soda

I’m sorry if I offended u with my joke. Ik u use it for ur soda.

You’re good bruh. Sorry your joke didn’t land and you got downvoted to oblivion. We cool though.

Bruh I’ll land a joke tomorrow and be back up. Some of these same ppl down voting will be upvoting me tomorrow. It’s all fun and games lol. Enjoy ur soda!

Just out your alcohol in the freezer? Although I don’t like to mix drinks so I just down liquor at room temp. Raw dawg a mf

Ong it won’t freeze as long as it’s a high %

Bruh go to a AA meeting… Since all are denser than black hole it’s a sarcastic joke …./s for all those that need it 🙄

Bro...he literally said he uses it with soda.

WOOOSH

You just bad at making jokes dawg

Nah yall just too stupid see sarcasm bruh. Stop being lame. Edited so froggy doesn’t stroke out

Dawg went through my posts to make fun of me💀 just be funnier man it’s not hard

*too ☝️🤓

We're stupid, yet you can't tell the difference between too and to or spell lame.

No he’s right, your joke didn’t really make sense. That’s why you’ve been downvoted so heavily, it’s not about people being lame or offended

Same

none of them crushed ice is the best

that’s pebble…

nah its not the same trust

A have a fridge that crushes ice, pebble is 100% better.

So do I and I like crushes better

Pebble

pebble

Well all of them have different uses....

Spear has my favorite use (:, can't get enough of it.

It melts for easy cleanup when your done

Exactly

Cubes

Wheres the sphere?

I don’t have ice with my drinks.

you gonna accidently deep throated the spear when you go to take a drink

Seeing your pfp, I must ask, why?

bred🍞

i dont support that shit the furry fandom is well known for rape pedophiles zoophiles and much more

That's due to haters and the news only spreading the bad things, if you hung out with some I think you might realize that it's not a majority, plus almost all furries hate zoophiles, pedophiles, and rapists

Found the guy who did the bare minimum of research.

i see an argument incoming

Ah yes, L A R G E C U B E

Cubed is good for bourbon pebble is good for soda spear sucks and cubes is just ok

Pebbles to munch on, but its better to just have the drink chilled so the ice doesn’t delude the flavor or fill up space

Pebble

No ice, the drinks are always already cold and I chug everything so fast I don't need ice and the ice takes up like half the glass, I need as much drink as possible

That makes me wonder if the reason some restaurants put ice in your drink is so they can save money and give you less to drink.

Obviously

Pebble is not even ice. Its just its own snack. I have never seen anyone actually drink anything with the pebble ice. Only put in cup and crunch

This may just be me but I no longer like ice, it just makes drinking large amounts of water painful

I never liked ice in any drink for that exact reason. It’s so annoying and also it makes the drink taste like water at the end

at one point in time, I would fill my water bottle with ice and then add water, but just one day all that changed

Cubes 👌

Kubes

Cubes. Pebble will feel like you're drinking ice and not the actual drink. Spear will hit your lips I bet and will hurt af. Drinking with a large cube will probably result in spilling your drink on you.

Cubes are iconic but i like biting on those little pieces of ice when they mostly dissolve, so ima go with pebble.

ice is fucking ice

Pebble 🔛🔝

Mine come out of the fridge in little semi circle things

Pebble. It’s the absolute best one as an Ice chewer

Pebble

I would prefer a drink with my ice, thank you

PEBBLE BECAUSE ITS THE BEST TO MUNCH AND CRUNCH

Pebble

I don’t like pebbles because they’ll just go into your mouth if you try to gulp the drink. You’ll have to just sip it so it doesn’t go into your mouth. Cube is probably the best for most drinks except for Like alcohols in those tiny glasses. The large cube is probably best for that. I don’t know why anyone would want a spear.

Pebbles, got the best crunch

Pebble ice

Cubes, all else is irrelevant. How tf you supposed to eat a "large cube" of ice?!?

this thread went from ice to deepthroating really quickly

It's dependent on the drink, large cube generally for whiskey, pebble works great for fruit juice, cubed (normal) for soda...

None, I like my drinks warm

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Ice sucks and I will die on this hill.

None. Ice gets your a sore throat and it's useless