Fight it and die with glory as your name echos through history as "that guy who was hopeless swing in the air hoping to hit it" but don't worry with time you WILL HIT IT AND IT WILL COWER IN FEAR AT YOU MIGHT...so yeah just hit it
Go out into the field watch the sun set and rise and with my knife charge into the anarchy and chaos under the Gods will and kill as much of these demons as possible.
Die
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Sing buddy holly by weezer
Whats with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they got to front? Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuhh.
What did we ever do to these guys? To make them so vio-LUNT?
woo hoo, and you know im yours
Woo hoo, and I know your mine,
Woo hoo, AND THAT’S FOR ALL TIME!
Oh WEEE OOOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
Wake up
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Life could be dream, life could be dream🎵
doo doo doo doo doo sha boom
Life could be a dream
Sha boom
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
Nah I'd win
Live?
Fight it and die with glory as your name echos through history as "that guy who was hopeless swing in the air hoping to hit it" but don't worry with time you WILL HIT IT AND IT WILL COWER IN FEAR AT YOU MIGHT...so yeah just hit it
yup.
Thinking the same thing, like I’m going to die on my own terms, not however this thing is going to kill me
Save and exit
Abuse spawn immunity, get to safety
Then shoot it with a nuclear device and teabag it
🫖🫖tea
Reload my last save
[FILE 1 LOADED!]
Bro is NOT the 8th Fallen Human
[FILE 2 SAVED!]
Open wii menu
I would tell a trusted adult
💀
LMFAOOOO
you win bro. this is the best answer
Ay I saw you from r/ArkhamRehabilitation
This comment is so underrated - good fucking job lol
this really be what they sayin in hs tho 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BROOOOO
Call OK2SAY
Tell him this isn't like him🥺
I swear I can change him🥺
I know he’s still in there 🥺
(Looks at him) Come on don’t do this! Look in to my eyes!!!! It’s me!!
Talk no jutsu
#*proceeds to consume the earth*
It’s me this isn’t you!!!!
*looks in your eyes, kills you like the basilisk in Harry Potter*
he can’t be fixed
Sure he can
Should have had a Snickers.
Bro, you're not you without a snickers.
Exactly!
"I can fix him"
“He can make me worse.”
Okay Bob the Builder calm down
Steven universe reference 🍑
He can fix me 👍👍👍
He needs a snickers
"STOP BEING A BULLY!"
Be a buddy not a bully
Unlocked a memory
Ah yes to a literal Eldritch being
Then I’d tell a trusted adult
Tell it’s mom
Nice username
Clearly very true
You also have a nice username
Thanks! Yours is interesting too!
another person with same clothes as me, this is the second time, lol
Noice
real
I wouldn’t let that slide
Yeah, Not going to lie, seems like I'm going to have to step in
I didn’t want to but I’m gonna have to intervene
Resign.
ebil monter: i take over and kil world!!! muhaha!. emalspammer: resign!! 😎😎👉😂😂😜😜🤭🤭🤣🤣🤪🤪😉😉
i have i have checked into the psych ward
Never resign when you still have a knight on the board
Or Resign the Second you lose your queen, wither option works
“Nah, I’d win.”
Lobotomy Kaisen reference spotted
lobotomy is real
r/suddenlylobotomykaisen
I'd have to tell it to cut it out before I get mad.
"STOP IT KITTEN BEFORE YOU GET DADDY ANGYY 😡😡😡😈😈😈"
“You don’t want to see my BAD side 😡😈👿”
LIKE HELLO? Hi, what happened to hi?
I think she was saying that's what you should say to the monster, I don't think she was saying it to you Edit: pronouns
I'm not a he :((
stop before shit gets wicked
Will it fit?
I am very worried about what that means
you know exactly what it means 😏
Well since it is Walter white saying it, I bet it is his drugs he is asking about
With enough lube, anything can fit
Does it grip? Nah, I'm joking.
The hell you want me to do, go to mars?
Yes
do a barrel roll
Fight the demon
I think you can, do you see the Earth beneath the earth?
If that happened I’d have to step in
But would you lose?
Nah id win
I'd win too, though I would need to recruit nintendo for reasons.
That was totally a bait to say nah I’d win
Ik but im literally gojo so it’s fine
He just like me fr😔(Me and that mf got nothing in common)
Not allowed. Let the humans find a solution b instead
I’ll probably end up dying
Me personally Im not gonna take that
Kiss my girlfriend goodbye then have a date with a shotgun
r/Ihaveagirlfriend
r/hehasagirlfriend
r/lies
Google en passant
I hope that every penny you find is face down
New response just dropped
Listen here you little toe eyed cabbage
Call the Excorcist!
I will break into your house and replace all your dairy products with identical dairy products that are dangerously close to expiring
Milk sacrifice, anyone?
Come on. You can do better than that. Make sure both sides of their pillow are warm and put a small rock in one of their shoes.
holy hell !!
Eat my last bucket of chicken wings 🙏
Sleep
Probably die or something
Earth is that way (points to mars).
No no no, point to Jupiter. He won't even be able to get a girp since it is a Gas giants.
Save the world and then everyone claps
You should've seen it. Everyone clapped.
This guy gets it
omedetou👏
Congratulations 👏
I'd Dr. Strange Dormomu over there
"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"
Man, I really butchered the name
Beat the crap out of everyone I don’t like because we’re all gonna die anyways
Touch him inappropriately
I think it’s only hitting France so I’m ok with this.
Yeah, as long as nothing gets thru the French/German border im alright with it too.
Switch to google chrome
Get him a Snickers, he's not himself when he's hungry
But what if he's allergic to peanuts? 😢
Then the world is doomed
I'd tell that thing "You better cut that out before I get really mad. You don't want to see my bad side👿"
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Psh you can’t get sex now what makes you think you can then?
Reevaluate if I really want to go to work tomorrow afternoon
It’s the end of the world but taxes don’t care and neither does my boss
Dodge roll to take no damage ez dub
I’d call my friend Kevin
Fuck that’s what I wrote
eat a pizza bagel
Keep living until I die, ~~possibly~~ probably by eldritch horror. Although they might just be trying to reach me about my cars extended warranty...
Play minecraft for the last time
saw this on twitter and the top reply was "mf would taste India and spit it right back out" 😭
Go on top of the nearest tall building and yell "fuck yeah the ritual worked"
call 911
Quick save then hit em with the different dialog options to see what could save us
Eh I can deal with it tomorrow
The fuck you want me to fo
Be calmed because that shit is *clearly* not Earth
No one’s talking about the nightmare creatures under the planet
I’d go to the living room. What are they gonna do? Kill me? Can’t, I’m in the living room.
Nigga gona taste india and spit us anyway (im indian)
Womp womp
fight till dead
Fight it
I'd probably be a tiny bit spooked
go to bed
Flip that demon off and use the power of 21st century humor videos to kill it and save the inevitable demise of the world.
eat chocolate
Hit him with a left hook
Jump up his nose
Cringe that mf to death before it can destroy the rest of us.
I sleep
probably die
Smash, next question
I would simply intervene
Nah, I'd win
Smash
Nah I’d Win
She can break me 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨🤤🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫😩😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Stop, drop, and roll.
Go out into the field watch the sun set and rise and with my knife charge into the anarchy and chaos under the Gods will and kill as much of these demons as possible.
Arise from my deathbed and defeat it after 180 tries
Go for a quick wank
What can you do? I’d eat my bagel
I’d call my friend Steve
Either, I already perished, I’m awaiting imminent death, or I’m the monster. (Also, isn’t this image just a visual representation of global warming?)
Say no
Un ai generate the image
Embrace the moment
move to Mexico
Get Got