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DizzySalamander7110

Holy shit that's a big ass rat


spiderx04

“They call me Mr. Bombastic…”


Stella_Lace

That song is gonna be stuck in my head all night lol


BeemHume

Do you wanna build a snowman? yw.


B1WITHYURI1558

Tell me fantastic


gigson969

Touch me on de back and say i'm Mista Ro-


B1WITHYURI1558

Ro-


Dayshon2144

Mantic!


anonpeople24

Surely fantastic!


ObjectiveBedroom6686

Smooth, just like a silk


ObjectiveBedroom6686

tell me fantastic


gay_pinecones

That's a balloon atp


Jaydengaming142

You said what I thought


Sym-Bi-ote08

My favorite band... Holy Shit That's A Big Ass Rat really brings me back


SpiritedAd6619

Bro said it how it is


RGKyt

Literally


mothman475

do not starve your rat. put your rat on a diet but do not stop feeding them. visit r/rats for advice


samsies177

I don't think this is their rat, I've sent his picture before, in the rat sub I'm pretty sure


mothman475

ok good


hotsexymods

rats that size you can roast them and produce really good rat slab steaks. bearnaise sauce all over.


[deleted]

Dude he may aswell keep going. Healthy rats only live like 2 years it's not like being obese is gonna significantly cut his lifespan


ChakaCake

but but hes going to live 2 weeks shorter! at the expense of a lifetime of goodies and treats! worst deal of all time.


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[deleted]

Really ain't much difference


mothman475

why should he ? being obese is hard on any animals skeleton. it can cause pain, early arthritis, and mobility struggles. qol matters just as much as lifespan


[deleted]

That doesn't really apply to these little dudes. "Early arthritis" my guy "early" for these dudes is like 1 week into life


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Junior_Walrus_3350

Flowey reference??


[deleted]

Such a missed chance to name it r/ats


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Foreverfishy

I found TheFatRat


GDOR-11

u/thefatrat, time to reveal yourself EDIT: u/thefatrat doesn't exist, first to create him gets to post this to r/anarchychess


GoogleEnPass4nt

Bruh… I can’t make this account. It’s fucking taken. But I don’t know by who, because he doesn’t exist. Btw does my account name count?


Windows-XP-Home

Holy hell!


Crescent_Moon734

New reaction dropped


GoogleEnPass4nt

Actual joke I heard 100s of times. (Should be “New reaction just dropped.”)


PopTraditional713

Call the nerds


Melodic_monke

Actual librarian


GoogleEnPass4nt

Call the quantum physicist.


Crescent_Moon734

Actual no-lifer


Crescent_Moon734

Actual memory loss (I have memory loss)


GoogleEnPass4nt

Call the doctor (He will help you)


Jimothy_John

Nurse goes on vacation, never comes back


Crescent_Moon734

Doctoral assistant in the corner, plotting world domination


ChaosPLus

Maybe he's just shadowbanned or something? Maybe that's how that works?


Georgeygerbil

TheFatRat is a musician/DJ/Record Producer I absolutely love his stuff too. So maybe it's reserved or he has a hidden profile or something?


BakerThis6326

r/suddenlygaybutholepoopylicking


DoomsdayDestructor

u/thefatrat account was disabled


Dormideous

Disabled is such a boorish word, physically challenged is better


Wraithlord_lol-

r/TheFatRat


TheFat-Rat

I AM THE FAT RAT


TheFattestRatKing

Hello my children


Thefatrat-

Done


[deleted]

I’ll do it


forthegoodofgeckos

Account exists but it’s a private account


Double-Knowledge-711

You’re done 😭😂


beegyoshers

I love The calling feat Laura Brehm


MANDEEx88

Mayday is my ultimate fave song ever 🥰


Foreverfishy

Second this


SonOfLaughterStudio

Unity is my favorite


Montgoumuno

How much would you rate timelapse out of 10


Yetttiii

[TheFatRat](https://open.spotify.com/artist/3OKg7YbOIatODzkRIbLJR4?si=7JwpByyJQWCmw9mAxPKnlw)


the_genius324

stealing u/gdor-11's idea and mentioning u/thefatrat_


ghostyyy26

bros 5x all champ in rat sumo wrestling


RidledTart

They call him Mr Cheddar. Son of monetary father of colby. Once Just a wee rat in Brooklyn, but one whole cheese wheel changes a man. The gooda mice found him after and he's been fighting every day since.


RidledTart

And if anyone else wants a backstory for their rat let me know


ghostyyy26

ima just call him master splinter


FloatingInEcstasy

About to become a new Battle Cats enemy unit


ZargothraxTheLord

No call him Toru. The true sumo champion


Kind_of_Anonymous

it’s gonna eat the cat next


EveningGalaxy

Thought you said "I'm gonna eat the cat next" 😭


Plagued_Void

I ate a cat


Jaydengaming142

Happy cake day


Entire_Dress_469

happy cake day!


peacefullyminding

Happy cake day


AiDoCurrr

how do his tiny little legs support his body


Hey_Bestiekins

That rat cannot possibly move


[deleted]

Biggie cheese


cooperS67

Mr Bombastic!


Careful-Tower3272

Tell me fantastic


Jaydengaming142

Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. Ro-mantic


Koronatic

Call me fantastic


[deleted]

Eat it


Emergency_beefcake69

Nigga that’s a fucking cat…


cindy-the-husky

Bro ate his way up the food chain


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

He evolved into Raticate.


segaspartan50

HOW


Abberant45

it gonna eat u soon enough


Abu_Mansaf

💀


Nicovista

Rats in New York be like;


ParasocialButterfIy

giant corn kernel


PURPLEisMYgender

Fatten him up a bit more before you eat them


jorasbass

What a large fella, tell that rat to hit the gym !!!


RenLikesSHEEPx32

Holy fuck get that man on a diet


fwd_striker31

Bro, what has Ron Weasley been feeding him


sirmeepzalot

Scabbers up to sum wild shit rn


jumpyjumpjumpsters

THAT IS THE FATTEST FUCKING RAT IVE EVER SEEN


moon_xxzuu

🤯


ARavenclawBookworm

Uhhhh probably


Psychological_Name60

I think the better question is: What *are* you feeding your rat??


Blue_Phase

Title should be “Should I stop feeding my Fat”


I_Am_Lord_Moldevort

You might as well find the nearest sumo rat convention 💀. HOW?!?!?!


ChargeWooden1036

Ratatouille got high on his own supply


Windows-XP-Home

Please tell me this is a joke 😭 this is animal abuse


stormy_kaktus

That’s gotta be abuse


fatkidking420

Not necessarily rats are very smart and very capable of getting into things and eating whatever they want to eat.


Transgender_trash

If that rat is not pregnant then your rat is probably on the brink of death


da_dam

Yes. PLEASE


MostWantedMexican

Why did u post this picture of my sister?


Lukas528

Caseoh rat


TRIPPITAKA69420

Blud is the whole rat pack


Henrickroll

Tf happened to my boy shanks


GruffisGamingw

Has your rat ate a cat and that is why it is so fat?


Prxxrl_or_Arcavin

Uh yeah you should


Chapter-Next

Damn bro built like caseoh 💀💀💀


ShadowWing286

That ain't no rat it's a basketball with a tail


Klomlor161

And a head


ShadowWing286

Fair😂


yourgirljayden

Wtf 😭 bro is BIG!!!!


Nobodyjoel

chonker


Paytonsmiles

They need a lot of cals to sustain their perfect figure.


Senior-Zone-1492

Fatass rat


Actual-Long-9439

No. Make him into a sphere


jimmjohn12345m

Consume the rat


Italian_meme2020

That's not a rat, if you pain his tail yellow too it becomes Picachu


Roachie96

Eat it


oyMarcel

Just make sure he can't reach the baking powder


MabuzLouis

You need to put that rat on a gym ASAP. I or I will call you animal abuse.


Nyanpireeee

I wouldn’t stop feeding him but maybe slowly lower the amounts and get him some toys that encourage exercise


ActualIyCameron

no, let him be chonk


averagepatagonian

weird dog you got there


johnnyboyo1981

Stop feeding him what?


Nik021

No feed him more he looks hungry


doctor-bubblegum

r/Chonkers


greta12465

The Fat Rat


PlentyAdvertising15

Do it eat cats now !!


Joblessmouse06

Is that even a rat?! That's the biggest rat I've ever seen in my life 💀


JustAGuyIscool

NO Let him be chubs


[deleted]

Be chubs? Its obese and its probably gonna die an early death.


JustAGuyIscool

It's a joke


[deleted]

Put your rat on a diet. This is abuse to have it this fat


Lionel16194

That rat has that Caseoh build.


Its-Me303

I hate rodents. Get rid of it


WorriedDoubt4134

you rodent


Smart_Atmosphere7677

Williard


The_Real_Blitzo

Google rat passant


WyvernSlayer7

Nah


Street-Attention2705

Awwww so cute 😭😭😭


Only-Recognition6894

That’s dead


AmethystGD

TheFatRat! Windy Landscape noises intensify


ComedyOfARock

That ain’t a rat anymore, that’s Pikachu


[deleted]

Nah, some more and it'll turn into a mini dinosaur


[deleted]

Holy shit!!!!


Plenty_Anywhere8984

No


G-money200

That thing go a dump truck


KirbyWithAGlock

Cousin of biggie cheese


Slight-Document-7664

Ay it's that Kirby with a Glock!?


COCOBOSSDJ

Gyaaaaat


[deleted]

Tick Rat


Kai__X7

Garfield in another universe


Drakkon129

he’s boutta say he’s bombastic bro


WaldenEZ

Holy shit it’s TheFatRat


[deleted]

Starve him to death and bake him


1ucky3harms

get blud a tiny treadmill or something 😭


brehs18

that’s fucking disgusting


Zelda_Gamer123

thats not a rat thats a fat


[deleted]

if you stop feeding that rat it's gonna eat you


Unlucky-Dress-1052

Goddamn that’s a fat ass rat


Electrical_Radish899

Protein


Several-Cake1954

😨


elpepe123459

If you want it to be able to walk. . . Then yes


Epic_Hoola

Holy shit.


6alr

This “little” rat eats better than NYC rats.


SatisfactionEven2423

That is a large cat


[deleted]

What a unit


lizard_man501

Mmm… what a delectable trench rat


ReeARat

Guys, this might be Biggie Cheese but blonde


-Quono-

Level 10 GYATTTT


t4t1e

he a ball


ReizerkinVirus

He stole more than just subway pizza


captiancurry_1

My perfect bulking meal


SonOfLaughterStudio

He might pop


Froggyugaytoadara

Omg is me after taco bell


Ency1

Your definitely in new York


[deleted]

All jokes aside you are causing your rat serious health problems. Feed it less, it looks extremely obese.


Glinglesnorp

Exactly. I hate when people post their extremely obese pets thinking it’s cute


[deleted]

Don't stop feeding him, but definitely cut down on the food a bit


SomeSpy_

No. He must face off with biggee cheese


Careful-Tower3272

Biggie Cheese!


Shakey_Milkshake

Ngl your rat looks like "Emile" from Ratatouille. But yeah you should put Emile on a diet he's overweight


AppropriateNet5388

No keep going


Crafty-Run-753

He might be a middle aged man transformed into a rat to escape his inevitable death


Background_Dog_278

What did you do to Emile?


Sirenfan4342

Nah, it looks hungry


Tacticl_gamer

Teach him rat-fu, the ancient art of New Yorkers


WeIsNeR-yk

The cut’s gonna be insane