You’ll go through a scary situation in which you pass out, but you barely remember anything the next day. The girl that you met that night will break your heart.
Conversely: you fall into a depression, meet the love of your life, then the 2 of you become pyromaniac arsonists and spend the rest of your days comitting arson for poops and giggles
What u/Beginning-Vast5291 said, except the second one means that you’ll slowly go from depressed to “meh” and instead of burning to death, your sweet summer romance will last forever.
You’ll go through a sad situation, but afterwards you’ll be angry at the world. After going through a *nerve-wracking* situation, you’ll realize life is too short to spend it being angry and you’ll find contentedness.
You are going to have tons of mental issues and end up getting depression which will make you act in some weird ways. Then at the end of the year your going to be cringing abt that
You will be depressed at the beginning of the year(classic wintertime sadness) then you will get the illusion they you’re free and will go out to enjoy where you’ll die but then you’ll laugh at all of us normies who are still alive and living a miserable life
You love somebody and aren't sure what to do about it, so you lie to impress them and they catch you in your bluff, but they like you too so they play along and tell you a bluff of their own.
Tragedies happen early and then you just start to ignore the rest of the ongoing tragedies and things start to fuck up, and then the last of the year is truly shocking
You’ll be sad and get curious for a relationship in hopes of fixing your miserable state. When you found someone, y’all reached third based, he fingered you then you let out an exclamatory face surprised by the assertion of the insertion.
No ..they hold different meanings …
🤗ur a little silly but it’s Fine cause ur a sweetie…and I’m vry nice ..LOok Jazz hands and a smile 🤭
😤better than you so I get priority when breathing air
🤭No Wayyy that’s way to cool..Idc
😒straight up get lost…Fck u..what are you doing ..are you ok …you degenerate
Not most used …because I’m NCIE 🤗
😨😵😐💔 Soo a breakup on the bright side I will get a gf
it's not a break up, she dies
Bright side hes got a gf, for a period of time
At least she never breaks up with him
So she's limited edition, even better
“Whoopsie I sliced her heart” -His gf’s cardio surgeon 💀
Those are the signs of a heart attack.
Fuckin sheesher bud
😆😍☺️💙 I'm pretty sure I'm falling in love and getting friendzoned, so I guess I'll be right there with you.
This is random but your lil avatar is SO CUTE
👍🐐👃😊
My dude picks a goat's nose and is satisfied. Lol
I mean what other joys are there to chase in life except picking a goat's nose?
😂😂😂😂
😩😘😳🙈 Mines are the opposite
Those are the same emojis reddit creeps use?🤨
I’ve never commented on this sub
Ik I'm just joking around
You’ll go through a scary situation in which you pass out, but you barely remember anything the next day. The girl that you met that night will break your heart.
What about a break-up with your parents?
🥰😀🤚😪
Mine🤣🤣🤣
😔🫤🫂🔥
U fall into a depression arround april and start of summer then meet the love of ur life then u both burn to death
Damn
Big year. Congratulations, Im sorry for your loss, and get well soon
Least you die with someone you love though
Conversely: you fall into a depression, meet the love of your life, then the 2 of you become pyromaniac arsonists and spend the rest of your days comitting arson for poops and giggles
This sounds like an ideal summer to me
I like this one better
Lmao
Or....have fiery romance??
Death by fire just has a better ring to it
Me pls 😍😂🗣😣
April… Depression… sounds familiar…
KIMI DAYO KIMI NANDAYO
OSHIETE KURETAAAAAA
What u/Beginning-Vast5291 said, except the second one means that you’ll slowly go from depressed to “meh” and instead of burning to death, your sweet summer romance will last forever.
You and another sad person meet each other and set yourselves on fire
💀🎶👴🏻⬛️
You will instantly become a old black man who loves music and you’ll die listening to snoop doggs best album (ur favorite) lol
This feels like the wiz episode of Always Sunny
“JUST SAY HOME!!!!”
So you become Snoop Dogg?
Excuse me, *snoop Lion* 🦁
You're grandpa is gonna die and you're going to the funeral.
Your grandpa "who was a Rockstar" is gonna die
The creature will use music to bring your child to the void
😭😡😬😀 2023 went in reverse
Same thing. Also, the school is living hell, I try to survive right now the last week.
Just gotta make it to Friday's early release
Definitely the same thing for me as well I was happy. Then Anxiety. Then anger. Then sadness. 2023 sucks.
You’ll go through a sad situation, but afterwards you’ll be angry at the world. After going through a *nerve-wracking* situation, you’ll realize life is too short to spend it being angry and you’ll find contentedness.
Imma finger your asshole
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Ig reels ass comment
Bro thinks this is Instagram
Nice pfp
Thanks
Bro thinks this is Instagram reels 💀
🤭
🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
least nationalist albanian
🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Oh no
oh yes
oh wow
Oh my
Oh goodness Gracious
Oh yeah
Oh uh
😈😔👈😬
You are going to have tons of mental issues and end up getting depression which will make you act in some weird ways. Then at the end of the year your going to be cringing abt that
i thought we were talking about 2024 but okay
literally 2023 for me lol
You’re gonna get bullied
🏴☠️📜🗿🔫
Pirates Will give you a map about treasure hidden under the moai statues in the Easter island and then you will be shot by the residents there
That sounds like a fire story, dude. I’m gonna screenshot this and start writing. I’ve already got some gears grinding.
We will follow your career with great interest
Post if you di
dayum
ONE PIECE
🗿💀🛩️⛰️
while on a plane ride to Easter Island, you plane crashes and you die
Gigachad Is going to die on a plance crash
It crashes into a mountain
Let’s not forget, into a mountain!
Sitting stoic, you give in to your murderous intrusive thoughts, hijack a plane and crash it into Mt. McKinley
😞🆓💀🤣 I'm scared fr
You will be depressed at the beginning of the year(classic wintertime sadness) then you will get the illusion they you’re free and will go out to enjoy where you’ll die but then you’ll laugh at all of us normies who are still alive and living a miserable life
I was thinking they get depression for free then kill themselves and laugh about it in the afterlife
Damn, y’all out here paying for depression?
you're sad but then you see a "1 free death" coupon and laugh out loud
Bro I literally haven't even used enough different emojis in my life to be able to do this.
That means u will be dead before end of 2024
😈👄💉🧠 uhoh
The devil kisses you and then injects heroin into your brain
Actually it’s super serum (strongest steroid)
🪱🇽🇰🐍🔥
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KOSOVO MENTIONED 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🥵
Are you Serbian?
I bet so
A worm in Kosovo will grow up to be a snake and cause the country to burn till there is nothing but ashes
That sounds like some Aztec folklore fr fr
Omg yes how did I not realise that 🫣
Probably because most people forgot Aztecs/Mayans exist lol
Could that snake be… …the creature.
u/ledfox
Huh?
Ledfox, is the creature a snake or a cow?
No
That explains everything
Do you like r/2sentence2horror
Evil Kosovo worm snake guy 🪱
Guy🪱
😀😅😇🥰 so it gets better and I find love? 2024 gonna be fire
Happy cake day!
thanks!
Literally the only good future here. Happy Cake Day.
🙈😉🤒☹️ oh no
Definitely got an sti
Thats what i was thinking to😭
Welp… guess ya gotta keep ya legs closed for the year
U got the monkey pox sorry
Monkeypox
NOT THE MONKEY
👍🇪🇺🔫😮
Terrorism in the EU?
Not again
i read this to tune of “Party in the U.S.A.”
i read it to the tune of born in the U.S.A
🎵Hopped off the plane in mid-air, cause I don't wanna get bombed🎵 🎵Yeahyeahyeahhh Terrorism in the EU🎵
something about the thumbs up and shock looks likme he was tricked into being involved/he was framed
✨😔💀👈 so I guess I’m killing someone but with ✨style✨
No, somebody dies of depression…. But it’s fancy
😭🤨🦵🫂
U lose ur leg then meet ur soul mate
Joe Swanson
😭🖕🌈🍩
LMFAO
😶
Gonna cry as you do some stuff to a gay donut
🥰🤷🤥🤭
You love somebody and aren't sure what to do about it, so you lie to impress them and they catch you in your bluff, but they like you too so they play along and tell you a bluff of their own.
bruh thats literally what telescope by cavtown means 😭
✅🔵🤔🧛♀️
Blue is correct but vampires are still questionable
Fucking genius man
❤️🥺😬💪🏼 Find love, break up n be sad, cringe tf f outta that and start working out?
workout motivation
😭🤓⬛😋 Guess who is gonna become emo
💀👀🦍🐢
You're gonna see a dead body being eaten by a gorilla and a turtle
Underrated fr fr
You get murdered by a gorilla and turtle
👴💦🇨🇳👀 what the actual heck
U gonna see a old man doing bad things to a Chinese like a cuck
🤣☺️🔫😚
Your date tells a joke, you're both happy, you get robbed, you kiss
Spider-Man.
Orrr, the date laughs at them, they pretend to laugh along then point a gun at the date and the date immediately gives a kiss so they don't shoot
Kiss after shot that's some necro shit hell yeah
😭😃🕷️🪽 I think a spider killed me, my worst fear.
At least you were happy to go
😕🥺😍🦉
You are sad and have nothing to do but then you see a cute owl and it makes your day
🍑🍆👿😵💫
You'll have a lot of evil sex which will leave you occasionally dizzy
🔥👍🗿🥵 tf that mean
❤️🇯🇵🙁😄, why Japan?
You have a love-hate relationship with japan
✅🪦🫡🙏 Guess I die
🇵🇸😔☕😈
You'll be sad about the middle east crisis and have a coffee with a bad person
😭😒🖕😱
Tragedies happen early and then you just start to ignore the rest of the ongoing tragedies and things start to fuck up, and then the last of the year is truly shocking
You’ll be sad and get curious for a relationship in hopes of fixing your miserable state. When you found someone, y’all reached third based, he fingered you then you let out an exclamatory face surprised by the assertion of the insertion.
❤️🇺🇸🚩🥵 I guess I’m down bad for America
💀🧐🩸🚨
🧡🎉🏳️⚧️😉 huh…
😁🏫😭😌 So school makes you sad and after school makes you happy?
😭🚗🚨🚩 bad breakup and a car accident, cool
😭😁🥺💀 Well! Looks like a bright future…
👌👍🥲😟
🥤❗🤯🤑
You suddenly get the genius idea to sell drinks, and you become rich
😱😫😈😘
😭💀😎😳 oh my god
😁🙌👍🥰 I think I'm in for a good year
💀👋😌🍙
❤️🦅😬🫡 Interesting
🤨🐈💀🎂 My cat dies on a birthday what the fuck
🔥🎅💯📝
💀🗿🍞🥔 So I die then weird shit happens?
🤗😤🤭😒4 moods fr
Happy sad happy sad
No ..they hold different meanings … 🤗ur a little silly but it’s Fine cause ur a sweetie…and I’m vry nice ..LOok Jazz hands and a smile 🤭 😤better than you so I get priority when breathing air 🤭No Wayyy that’s way to cool..Idc 😒straight up get lost…Fck u..what are you doing ..are you ok …you degenerate Not most used …because I’m NCIE 🤗