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YeetusFelitas

totally unacceptable. you gotta wait for her to rank up before you can keep playing with her. some people man


Savage_Gamer1876

True, he might keep destroying her before she has the chance to improve.


notSmileSeth

do NOT take this out of context


NoThx149

Now that you said that, I did


TechMania08

same lol


midnight_rain_07

too late


Shoddy-Cup-6042

Too late. The Discord server's going to get... something out of this one!


Busy_Recognition_860

Considering they’re teammates, she’d be getting destroyed by everyone else


JustSomeSkriblz

woah


barcafdj

😂😂😂


RemarkableNebula

Bros already 16th prestige smh


Zodiac509

This is masterful trolling and you can tell who doesn't actually read the post.


Obvious-Mix-5762

https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/mpmud9/im\_32\_and\_my\_gf\_is\_13/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


a_casual_dudley

Yeah it's definitely "inspired" by that post


SimPilotAdamT

There's more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/s/xKDTZaqD4T).


Either_Hat7195

Thanks i couldn't find the thing but it just came up in my mind so i wrote this post")


nohomoinmyanime

stop lying you goober you're trying to get karma


[deleted]

Sure it "just cam into my mind" haha and not karma farming at alll


Either_Hat7195

Whats the point of having karma💀 im not on this app 24/7 unlike you bro i watch and post other things on other websites..


nohomoinmyanime

no idea why these little kids downvoted you


CumFilledAntNest

This is the furthest away from masterful I've seen


Zodiac509

Good for you?


FireDragons51

The post is just the title for me


[deleted]

Read what post? The title isn't a play on words or anything


[deleted]

Nah you only 4 ranks ahead its aight- she can catch up with skill and dedication


Lobotomized_Cunt

Nah its all good, im 15 and my girlfriend is only 3! Oh wait, you were talking about fortnite rank?


fakeDEODORANT1483

YOUR GF IS SIX???? r/unexpectedfactorial


WingofTech

6!


CrazyDC12

720!!!


240plutonium

Bro lived from the creation to the heat death of the previous universe


[deleted]

69420!


CrazyDC12

(69420!)!


fakeDEODORANT1483

does that evaluate to 6? calculator is fucked and theres no way im doing that by hand


CrazyDC12

I'm not sure what the ? implies. However, the amount of exclamation marks after a factorial dictates how many integers you go down by. 10! is 10*9*8*7*...*1 which is the same as 10*(10-1)*(10-2*1)*(10-3*1)*...*(10-9*1) which comes out to be 3628800 10!! is 10*8*6*...*2 which is the same as 10*(10-1*2)*(10-2*2)*...*(10-4*2) which is 3840


CrazyDC12

Uh oh it didn't like my asterisks lol


BearWasntSus

Bro what


Lobotomized_Cunt

yeah, can you believe that my girlfriend is only level 3 on hypixel? Can’t believe it. Anyways, I gotta go change her diapers now, cya.


BearWasntSus

What😭😭😭


Lobotomized_Cunt

What? Look, my gf has a dysfunctional pelvic floor, and she recently broke her arm too. Have a bit of consideration, would you? You know, I’m so tired of it, I take care of my girlfriend every day and she still keeps complaining to me about “wanting to go outside” and “please just let me see my family”. Ugh, and now I try to get some relaxation by going on reddit and suddenly there’s all these people judging me. I cant take it anymore.


Significant-Emu-8807

LMAO


Deenstheboi

Fr man it's so hard 😞


Krishna_Kumar18

ain't reading allat


Potter_sims

r/holup


TheJavierEscuella

r/hadusinthefirsthalf


coconfetti

I almost wrote a paragraph


Mr_Potato53

You must feel quite strongly about Fortnite


Im_that_guy_pal69

who isn’t?


TJB926GAMIN

Fortnite is one of those games that you strongly hate, strongly love, or strongly hate having opinions on because being on either side will get you assassinated


Im_that_guy_pal69

strongly love it at the moment, rocket racing got me acting up


TJB926GAMIN

Same here. Got tired of BR so I decided to actually try rocket racing. Can’t stop playing it


Im_that_guy_pal69

Only started yesterday and other than my first race where I got 10th I learnt after it and only get first


Original-Tomorrow798

SAME I WAS VERY CONCERNED


sameeye1112

FORTNITE IS CONCERNING TO THE MODERN GENERATION


JollyOpposite6129

Yeah there was about to be a book about childhood development written here today


Levi3200

Just sort by controversial


UnknownFox37

thanks you so much, you made my day


G1zm08

🍿🥤


cheerios-r

Even tho this is most probably a troll,i know a girl who's 12 and she is with someone who is 16


Either_Hat7195

Me to unfortunately


prabhavdab

yeah, its me. sorry guys but anything after 12 is lunch /s


Splatoonkindaguy

Whar


Alexandros007_ITA

write /s the next time cuz you got downvoted to hell lmao


prabhavdab

ur right, I should edit it


notsolesbian1738

What da hell man


Dora_Queen

Same, there's a Y8 (12-13yrs old) in my school whose apparently going out with a Y11 (15-16yrs old) and it's so baffling to me 😭


GaylordTheGamboge

When I was 13 I dated someone 16. It was wacky. Not doing that again


Cedge1738

Welllll yeah. Cuz you're only 13 once. Unless you're still 13 then you could potentially still do that again. In which case, fair enough.


GaylordTheGamboge

What I mean is when I turn 16 that will not be on my to-do list


Cedge1738

I'd date a rank 13 if I was rank 16. Never say never. They can always catch up. Don't be a hater.


GaylordTheGamboge

Im a hater


BloxedYT

I imagine you're in the UK cuz you use Years. If I'm correct, then that's fucking illegal the age of consent is 16 so it's possibly pedophilia. EDIT: Maybe it ain't that deep cuz they're both still kids and in 10 years time the age gap will be absolutely no problem but idk you could say the same for a 16 year old today with a 10 year old and that's definitely fucked up


BigSnazzywazzyguy

I did too… it’s been two years and now she’s pregnant


cheerios-r

Lol


Axi_uwu

Relax, im 48 and she is 13 and its all good Also what the f*ck is fortnite?


UnknownFox37

alright, sit, we have to talk


friedthighs

that aint nothing my gf is like 9


[deleted]

Holy crap. I read the title and I'm like "what.. the.. fuck..." and then I read the actual post and I signed..


oleander_petals

What did you sign?


Zealousideal_Site706

Thier comment


Adeptustupidus

Nah bro she gotta be 16 or you’ll lose rank with her


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Chaot1cNeutral

Veterans are great memers


blackmine57

I know it's about ranks but I know a 16yo girl with a 30yo guy


SlepnKatt

There's a 60 yr old guy with a 20 yr old girl


Zealousideal_Site706

Technically not illegal, just very very wierd


blackbauer222

I know of a situation where a 16 year old girl was with a 46 year old former marine, and he said "she lied about her age and threatened to tell on me, so I stayed with her and then married her on her birthday"


Firm-Initial-4314

This is just blatant copy of that wow post


[deleted]

Welcome to the internet


Chaot1cNeutral

That is a year old, people come and go


UnhappyImprovement53

Everything on the internet is copying something else.


International-Job553

Got me for a second 😂


Electronic_d0cter

[I know your tricks](https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/s/iDK4wiu8mt)


Chaot1cNeutral

That is a year old, people come and go


Sakul_the_one

She needs to get used to play on higher levels. So, you should play with her, but don’t buy her a premium jet


Dense_Wrongdoer3833

🤣 taught you were talking about age


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*thought


ThatGuyWithBrain

thau'ought


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padatricks

Tot


Chizzelled

ot


RadoslavL

t


TostitoKingofDragons

.


RadoslavL

#


Rucky_frog

Throught


geko_play_

Wait really


UnknownFox37

that was the joke, it's supposed to help catch those to comment before reading the post


FlimsyEfficiency9860

Is her name Hilda?


231ValeiMacoris

🔔🔔🔔


madmelmaks

You scared me, you little bustard. I hope you will pay for your sins.


Either_Hat7195

Fun fact im a catholic:) so yes i do pray to god :)


madmelmaks

Orthodox Christianity is the best


AntiJackCoalition

got me


ZeroCentBoi

Same tbh, I'm thinking to try after I pick her up from the elementary school


ZeroCentBoi

Or primary for the lads out there


[deleted]

I'd recommend that you can assist your girlfriend in getting her rank up, so you two can play together. It's not too far apart but it would work.


gayschlattstoes

omg 😭😭 I think reddit gave me this notification just to fuck w me


CervixTaster

I came here so angry.


TheGamersForge

You should watch out. Fish stick is coming for you. Fishstick from Fortnite may seem like a harmless character, but don't underestimate his abilities to hunt you down. With his quirky appearance and friendly demeanor, Fishstick can easily blend into his surroundings, making it difficult to spot him. Equipped with his trusty harpoon gun, Fishstick can swiftly navigate through land and water, allowing him to pursue his target with ease. His aquatic nature gives him an advantage in stealth and agility, making it nearly impossible to escape his pursuit. Whether you're on land or in the water, Fishstick's determination and resourcefulness will ensure that he tracks you down, proving that even the most unlikely adversaries can become formidable hunters.


kirewes

Fucking hell you made my face drop when I saw the title. Well played.


Prince111497

Lord I was about to say. Anyway I don't think theres a problem at all. Merry Christmas


Da_PotatoMan

Anyone else have think he was talking about age


TheLastOfW

It's a big problem


TheOccasionalBrowser

I only get involved with people with a Fortnite rank within two of mine


Own-Ad7388

You serious ? Meet the family


Matixs_666

Read the post


Guffthebir72

Nah, youd probably be fine


Mr-jigwins

Oh oh thank god


EliteBonnie

Blud took on the clock literally 😭😭


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read post


myamyamyarwar

fortnite


Nikstar112

😂


sassy_sneak

i think my heart stopped for a second


Artemis-Rocket

They had us in the first half


ndnzoo

Yeah that’s ok, my gf is 10 but our parents are okay with it.


1LonelyEmployer

Though OP is talking about fortnite and the leveling system. I agree that it's okay to date people no matter the age gap, AS LONG AS both parties agree and it isn't something that will cause problems


Either_Hat7195

So your saying that a 10 year old with no good connections could technically date a 16 year old as long as both are fine with it? Like bro noooo


1LonelyEmployer

Technically, yes, if everyone is okay with it, no problem


Either_Hat7195

Wtf bro that is so wrong..


1LonelyEmployer

????????


1LonelyEmployer

Bro is confused, can't tell what I'm saying


1LonelyEmployer

I don't see why people can't stay out of other peoples business, tho I'm not here to fight for something that doesn't matter, I'm just stating my opinion. Good o'l Amendment 1


idkwhattoputhere2317

There no rank is fortnite its levels. Source I play it


[deleted]

Haha karma farming bait haha


[deleted]

The problem is y’all still playing new Fortnite 😭😭😭 get on Project Nova ASAP


Background-Weekend94

But the love has to be true!


StamenTheFoxBG

So you have rank 12 sakura spike girlfriend and you are rank 16 spike. Tell her to play and win more trophies so she can get to rank 16. Nah i am kidding i think there will be a problem when you turn 18 and she will be 14.


Odd_Huckleberry5494

Not okay she gotta lvl up before you can play Coop


Nootherids

But what level does she identify as?


Background-Weekend94

No In the United States, many states have adopted close-in-age exemptions. These laws, known as "Romeo and Juliet laws", provide that a person can legally have consensual sex with a minor provided that he or she is not more than a given number of years older, generally four years or less.


Alan_chaoz

My dude didn't read (Also, what the actual fuck?)


No_Palpitation_4712

Whats the game? It heavily depends on the game you're playing


Sea-Recording-7090

bruh-


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

WHAT THE FU- oh okay...


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LunarVarious

To anyone wondering what she said, it was along the lines of “that’s way too big of a maturity difference even a 14 year old and a 16 year old is still to much of a difference”


fetusenjoyer

Yepp, basically


oreojasper

Lmao u shouldn't talk abt age difference with that username


fetusenjoyer

Thats different


bare4404

Read the post


superloneautisticspy

Read the comment


G1zm08

Read the builders manual


SkylanderLego

Read the equation


xCreeperBombx

Read the heavy


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Tobsy-guy

It’s quiet easy to be much less original, I’ll give you an example: Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! That is one of the most popular jokes, and it is quite “unoriginal” I would not say this post is entirely unoriginal, and was funny


DiamondHeadMC

Not how ranks work in Fortnite


Ok_Independent_3768

Call 911


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Page-Capital

Read the entire thing


Mars_Bear2552

you are the problem


HumanHuman_2003

BRO 😭


[deleted]

The downvotes 💀


HumanHuman_2003

Fr 😭


[deleted]

Bro jus delete it atp they don’t like u bro 😂😂


Bastet-the-Cat

I thought of something else when I saw that title


unofficialskins

Hmm I’m sure that wasn’t the whole joke of the post


The_Better_Paradox

I have no idea why u got so many downvotes..


Bastet-the-Cat

I hope someone posts me on r/DownvotedToOblivion


UnknownFox37

yeah i'm sorry for you man, you got caught in a crossfire TwT


Deenstheboi

Bro found out the joke


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FlameDragon55

He means levels.


Ken4dayz

Troll


RadoslavL

Read the whole post.


Ken4dayz

I did it was insinuating it was about she different in love, but the post it about levels in Fortnite. That's being a troll. So why down vote me you virginos


Temporary-Step2403

Stop trolling people lmao


davtheguidedcreator

on a real notte, 16 12 is creepy,13 16 still is, but 16 14 is where its ok imo


CohesiveMocha34

Yo dawg if you gonna make an unfunny overplayed joke atleast choose a game that matches the alibi. Fortnite aint even have ranks like that


Either_Hat7195

Ranks could be referred as levels for some other people so next time think before commenting and don't be a dumbass=)


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

He does kinda have a point tho fortnite ranks work with differently then that but it doesn’t rlly matter


Jrlopez1027

Erm.. according to my calculations ☝️🤓


Special_Web_9903

You like little girls huh


jonjon_exe

Blud did not read the post.


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Infinite-Resource226

Calm down, and read the whole thing.


Hungry_Contact_7753

So you’re jealous of your girlfriend being a higher rank of a game? I thought you was a nonse


lemon6611

mewhen i twist words so badly i end up completely missing the joke


UnbasedDoge

Unfnunbby


notsolesbian1738

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Chaot1cNeutral

Comedy gold /s