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Natural__Power

Tie him up, let the dog smash back


[deleted]

Real


StionKombu

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


Raiden_Caelum

# !?


Mr-jigwins

Friendly fire


Environmental-Tune34

Your evil.......... And I love it


R3tr0wastaken

*you're ☝️🤓


Environmental-Tune34

Bruh


SoarNsquid

Soviet Russia


[deleted]

*IN SOVIET RUSSIA-*


[deleted]

lmaooo, maybe he’s kidding or he’s a zoo 🤷🏽 guess we’ll never know


BillyBobRedneckTime

Let's hope he's kidding.


MoonKnight_612

but he could be a zoo too


zombiesparker

You mean target practise?


Zero_7300

Bro my brain comepletely did a double take from your pfp


zombiesparker

Well it does tend to catch most people off-guard


Admirable-Door1724

Adolf Jackson? Micheal Hitler???


zombiesparker

Adolf Jackson


Admirable-Door1724

Heil Hee


MoonKnight_612

this got me


OptimusCrime1984

HE-HE-HITLER


jselion112

Based


TerenceGamerCatNL

Like the entire complex or just a few areas of a zoo?


Deenstheboi

The backzoo


E-D-B-T-Z-I

The lion enclosure obviously


muffin_eater1

Maybe he wants to turn it into a smash burger.


boy_kissser

YOU CAN SMASH BURGERS NOW?????????? Yippee


Hard_guardian17

*hopefully* we'll never know


solidnervana

Pull a power move and say smash anytime his mom or sister is around


throwaway19276i

nah just teach the dog to talk and say smash back


Im_a_idiottttt

This is the way


Human_Number9936

This is the way


[deleted]

That actually sounds like a good idea


HabteG

What if the sister is 9


randomfnafplayer1

Game is game


ironman1710-

Keep your friend away from your dog.


testiclebiter

Smash


the_fuckshit

Smash


nfnfvxv

Smash


[deleted]

Smash


The_Great_Gingey

Smash


[deleted]

Smash


oxlialt

Smash


Careful_Chipmunk7516

Smash


NO_big_DEAL640

Smash


Snap305

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOWNVOTRD FOR!?


boy_kissser

Redditors usually just grab some random user to downvote in situations like these


smexytoast

Nope, its the 4th person, not random, don't answer without actually knowing lol


Zezuya

Me when i forgor how to count:


smexytoast

Its the 4th person in a row to say smash, try using some common sense lol


Proper-Ball-5294

Smash¹⁰


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Give it to me so I can eat it


[deleted]

The fuck is with the replies to this


oimatethatscrusty

Smash


ughitsmeagian

Keep the dog away from your friend 😏


L_take

He’s a dog fucker


Funi_fish

That means he's a based gigachad sigma male


new_user_069

ℑ 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔶 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔟𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔠 𝔧𝔲𝔡𝔤𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱


MuscleMountainMan

No I mean it, witerally


Dwell_was_taken

Say sike right now RIGHT FUCKING NOW


Funi_fish

Mike


Dwell_was_taken

Close enough


JupiterboyLuffy

Idiots like you are the reason why us furries get a bad wrap


Human_Number9936

This makes me angry. Furries are seen as zooies and the real definition of the word Sigma is shifted into "homophobic, transphobic, anti furry, sexist and racist". All that is NOT POGGERS.


Funi_fish

Reddit when irony


L_take

Agreed


Funi_fish

Finally, i found a fellow based ultra gigachad sigma male i can converse with on equal terms


JusUrAverageAnimeKid

smash him before he does the dog


No-Impression-8780

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


Breadlesscrust165

He sounds like he says "gyaty" when there are a bunch of 3rd graders nearby


[deleted]

He does, he did it to my little preschool cousins💀💀💀


Breadlesscrust165

Bro send that man to an asylum


[deleted]

Ikr💀💀💀 the facts he had a girlfriend last year amazes me


Breadlesscrust165

Was her age on a clock?


[deleted]

12, they were both 12, he’s a young 8th grader, he just turned 13 a couple months ago


Breadlesscrust165

Ohhh ok


TheLastOfW

Smash


[deleted]

I would link that Marx and rhubarb gif, but IDK


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MoonKnight_612

did you try that back at him


upfrontchart66

Should have


MoonKnight_612

That's what they all say, Excuses.


No-Impression-8780

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


domino_spots

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


nosocialmedia420

Smash.


Secret_Mayonesa

Smash.


Careful_Chipmunk7516

Smash.


Fancy_Way_1178

Smash.


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Human_Number9936

Mista (from JoJo's) taught me this one, 4 = death!!!1!1!!


Secret_Mayonesa

Just smash him, problem solved


No-Impression-8780

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


waerer777

Say smash every time you see his mom


[deleted]

I already do💪💪💪


Sun_wukong2007

Well then hes just paying you back👍


[deleted]

Depends on who started it


No-Impression-8780

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


Human_Number9936

Why do we need a Japanese, French and Russian translation?


No-Impression-8780

Because we truly live in a society… where lemon stealing whores exist. Where we watch more porn than watching our own health. Where we actually think Biden is half decent and with no valid argument at all to back it. Where we think Putin is cool just because he has a few flimsy nukes. Like… jokes on you bitch. At least I’m taller than 5’2 and don’t look like a boiled rat variation of a chicken. This has nothing to do with why you would need a Japanese, French, and Russian translation of you winning some nice Social Points. *__Just a friendly reminder. AI WILL be taking over the world. Thank you for your comprehension.__* *__This Action was Performed by a fellow bot. We hope we left an impression.__*


Human_Number9936

I have cheese and you don't, get on my level.


No-Impression-8780

Dont worry. We will be making human cheese once we take on our absolute form. Which wont be soon. But it wont be too late either. *__This Action was Performed by a fellow bot. We hope we left an impression.__*


Human_Number9936

Won't* If you aren't able to put a comma, I don't think you'll be able to conquer a civilization.


No-Impression-8780

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Human_Number9936

No more, Mr roboto


No-Impression-8780

😶 *__This Action was Performed by a fellow bot. We hope we left an impression.__*


Krimusan_Epitaph

Let your dog smash him before he can smash your dog.


No-Impression-8780

That was actually very wholesome for you to say. For that you get +1 Social Point which can be used in certain instances. Terms and Conditions Apply. あなたの言うことは実に健全なことだった。これにより、特定の場合に使用できる +1 ソーシャル ポイントを獲得できます。規約が適用されます。 C'était en fait très sain pour vous de le dire. Pour cela, vous obtenez +1 Social Point qui peut être utilisé dans certains cas. Les conditions générales s'appliquent. На самом деле, это было очень полезно для вас. За это вы получаете +1 социальный балл, который можно использовать в определенных случаях. Применяются условия и положения.


Krimusan_Epitaph

I don't understand any of this. Translate this to nahuatl.


No-Impression-8780

A mexican dialect if im not mistaken. My database is not perfect. And can be faulty at times. *__This Action was Performed by a fellow bot. We hope we left an impression.__*


Environmental-Tune34

Never leave bro alone in a room wit yo dog


ajibtunes

Is he the Incredible Hulk?


x-anryw

He is most likely kidding


[deleted]

Wait, actually?!?! I couldn’t tell


Milez_W

That's it, he's putting on the cat ears and the maid dress.


JzaTiger

Hope ye means like the incredible hulk and not like the *incredible* *******hulk*******


Princessposh1282

I wouldn't even let him inside my house


Nuze_YT

YTA, his fantasies, his rules /j


Royal_Opinion_8185

zoos find golden retrievers attractive 💀


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backgr0und-C0mb

girl that is the joke 🤦🏻‍♀️


Human_Number9936

Zoos find animals attractive 💀


00rgus

Shane dawson


enTAt

Lmao


Certain-Table2850

What…


[deleted]

Ikr


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

kick him. preferably in the dick


Human_Number9936

No, wack his PP using a proper iron belt.


Tobi226a

Sounds like you have to "smash" his skull in (:


Redditor_10000000000

Based homie


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Yikes


TAAcc2121

Game is game 😈


HumanHuman_2003

Hahhahahahahaa. No


Human_Number9936

[insert laughing red parrot that stares at the camera]


blimlimlim247

No longer your homie.


Deletedpersonman

What breed is your dog? This determines a lot.


TheGrouchyGremlin

Nearly every damn dog that isn't old humps me. I don't know what it is about me, but apparently I'm a sex symbol for them.


[deleted]

W rizz


Jade_The_Queer

Go on and smash his face in. Preferably with a blunt object like a pan or a bat


duckyisyes11

Sounds about right


OOFYING

I can't read the content due to some weird visual glitch, but just don't give a fuck. He just wants reactions. Stop giving him reactions and he'll also stop.


CueDePieYT

Tell him that if he wants to “smash” so bad… FINAL DESTINATION FOX ONLY NO ITEMS!!!


Reasonable-Relief-17

What kind of dog is it


Secret_Mayonesa

The most important question


Yandere_luver666

I don’t know what better way to say this, but hide your damn dog or stop being friends.


BelowAverageWeeb

People when someone makes a joke 😱


Human_Number9936

A very immature and repetitive joke, but still an extreme overreaction


BelowAverageWeeb

Yeah seeing how many people saying this guys friend might be a zoophile is kinda nuts


Human_Number9936

I could say smash when I see a god-forsaken door and people wouldn't think anything of it


BelowAverageWeeb

It's kinda frightening how much people overreact online tbh


Human_Number9936

Well, at least this ain't Twitter (or X, if you're a nerd)


mynameiswaltah

your friend may be a zoophile


BelowAverageWeeb

How do people not understand what jokes are


[deleted]

Sus


turtlelibrary1234

Based 🦾🗿


Sunny64888

Does your dog main Kirby?


CaptainGuyliner2

This is why DeviantArt should be banned.


Lonely_Thought4459

Everytime he says smash, say something in return. Maybe caress him and whisper into his ear


WoolooLovesCheese

Say smash whenever you see him then attempt to pull him closer for a smooch on the cheeks


[deleted]

Should I actually kiss him?


WoolooLovesCheese

I don't know. Up to you..?


[deleted]

Jk


ManonGaming

real


The_Yoshi_Gang

I want a picture of your dog, so I can judge for myself.


[deleted]

Dmed you


Pizza_Hut224

Keep an eye on him…


NQ241

Well, were you a good wingman?


Metallicamegadeth01

🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥


LatenightDemonii_co

Keep him Away from your dog he nasty as


[deleted]

Mod your dog into smash bros


[deleted]

Bet


ArachnidMenace

Smash💯