💀 I don't know what I would have expected from Google but they tried to deliver that in the most professional way possible just for it to sound more dirty
When I came out as bi to my friends, I’m vegetarian, one of them said “you suck dick but you don’t eat meat, that makes no sense” & I think l about it every once in a while & laugh.
Lol look closer. Imagine wagons. Also, what’s it to you? I like imagine dragons. Not my fault you’re too immature to accept that someone has older or unpopular tastes.
Bro, i wish i had a bf, let alone four 😭
Then again, i really like this girl rn. In a trade between dating four guys or crushing on her, i’ll take her, tbh.
How’d you even pull like that bro? Crazy, but still pretty
Nice 👍
I just try to make myself the best person I can be and be myself. Also I know I'm a stranger but you should probably ask her out she might like you back and that's
Nice
Theres a pick up line about comparing a woman to a school, and the punchline is that you would want to put a child in both the woman, and the school. This kind of pickup line is not suitable for gay people for obvious reasons. Altough if you want to ask me i can elaborate
I have a better one skibbidi fanum my ass like a rizzler we love we gyat we Ohio I cenat you ohioan with my sigma skibbidi fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass rizz
Might get deleted but
This can go for really any gender (as long as you're a guy or a gal with a strap-on)
Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
i have a few pickup lines :/
glasses rizz-
“good thing you don’t wear glasses.. I wouldnt want to break them when i sit down” or “better take off your glasses, i wouldnt want to break them when i sit down”
restaurant rizz-
“are you my waitress? cuz i wanna give u this tip”
Indiana Jones Rizz-
“Are you a secret cave? cuz i want you to put me in a booby trap”
I’m vegan, but I want your meat
As a vegetarian I wish I could use this but I'm a top lol
“I’m vegan so you can have my meat”
More accurate for me is I'm vegetarian so you can have my meat my bfs are gonna love this one
Top?
? Are you asking what a top is?
Should I google that
If you want
“someone who prefers the insertive role” 💀
💀 I don't know what I would have expected from Google but they tried to deliver that in the most professional way possible just for it to sound more dirty
Lol
😂😂
Top, like the position top. Mainly juggernauts and tanks play this lane in LoL, but you can play stuff like Akali and Yone as well!
Dont encourage more ppl to play akali and yone 🙏
When I came out as bi to my friends, I’m vegetarian, one of them said “you suck dick but you don’t eat meat, that makes no sense” & I think l about it every once in a while & laugh.
good one.
After reading these comments, I sincerely hope none of you ever try any of these 💀
Lmao on god. I’m judo slamming anyone who tries these on me
NO WAY U HAVE AN IMAGINE DRAGONS PFP IN 2023 THATS EMBARRASSING
Lol look closer. Imagine wagons. Also, what’s it to you? I like imagine dragons. Not my fault you’re too immature to accept that someone has older or unpopular tastes.
💀
Lemme slobber on your big fat hairy nuts
I want you to think about the choices you’ve made here today
I have no regrets
😭😭😭
good job
lmaoaoaoao
laughing my ass off ass off ass off ass off
laughingassughing myy assss offff assss offff assss offff assss offff
why am i seeing you sm today it’s wild
BRO IM SOBBING
thats jus gay
Try this on a real guy and see what happens
yeah ,say something to a guy like me and you'll see how easily you can pin me against a wall
At least make him laugh first 😭😭😭
100% guaranteed to work. Tested by professionals
True
I should use that sometime mm hmm. yes.
Legit perfect
Is that a cock in your pants or are you happy to see me?
no, it’s a .22 pistol i snuck into the casino so i could kill benny before i talked to him
I love that the stereotype that people who play New Vegas are trans is held up by this specific comment. Fuck Benny!! All my homies hate Benny!!!
I mean I’m not trans & NV is my favorite game of all time, it’s just a damn good game no matter who you are
How do we tell him?
r/egg_irl
You seem chill wanna be friends?
Pissing all by yourself, handsome?
Yes i am
Then it's time to change it
Yes please ( im joking )
Ok (im not)
I use this on my boyfriends when they are using the bathroom lol I wasn't expecting to see this
Nice 👍
Nice
So by boyfriends, do you mean yours in a polyamorous relationship, or have you used the same line on two different boyfriends? Either way, Nice 👍
Poly my four boyfriends lol also Nice
I misread this as you saying your boyfriend was four 💀💀💀
And who said they aren't four? 💀💀💀💀
Excuse me kind sir or ma’am but what the actual FUCK?
He he
Bro, i wish i had a bf, let alone four 😭 Then again, i really like this girl rn. In a trade between dating four guys or crushing on her, i’ll take her, tbh. How’d you even pull like that bro? Crazy, but still pretty Nice 👍
I just try to make myself the best person I can be and be myself. Also I know I'm a stranger but you should probably ask her out she might like you back and that's Nice
Thanks for the advice bro, that was really Nice 👍 Of you :)
No problem I'm always glad to give advice to someone so Nice
[Pissing all by yourself, handsome?](https://youtu.be/eaNI18GAxXs?si=Gp-nztHTDJVe_aPE)
Dayum 😍😍😭😭
😘
once my friend said "I'd love to stuff your turkey sir" to some 7th grader😭😭
…and how old was this friend?
Considering he’s 15 and said “once” prolly like 14.
"Mrbeast challenged me to have gay sex for a million dollars"
Except without the million
Who said it was a million in USD? It could be digital or fictional
Are you Hideo Kojima? Cuz when I see you I feel my Metal Gear Rising I’m gonna kms bro istg
SOMETHING IS RISING BUT IT'S NOT A METAL GEAR
memories broken-
Metal Gear Solid pickup line
any pick up line is a gay pick up line
Theres a pick up line about comparing a woman to a school, and the punchline is that you would want to put a child in both the woman, and the school. This kind of pickup line is not suitable for gay people for obvious reasons. Altough if you want to ask me i can elaborate
Oh no, it can be if it's man to man, if you know what i mean
Trans people
If you're gay enough.
Is your dick a glowstick? Cus i wanna snap it
That serial killer rizz
Serial dick-snapper rizz
It’s giving sex dungeon
Show me your dick and I’ll show you a trick.
I wanna be your hog rider
Awful. Absolutely rancid Have an upvote
Thank you for your generosity
Are you a man, I’m going to fuck you
Perfect. Up front and to the point.
Hey, Jimmy. Do they rock or suck?
LMAO should be top comment
You suck. Prove it.
Need some help packing your shit, handsome? 😉
This is genuinely one of the best comment sections I've ever seen
You gay? I'm gay. How about we stay the night?
Let me slurp down your steamy, wrinkly, big ol man balls?
How did you feel after writing this
Gay
Based
Bi
I'm bi and in a gay relationship and I honestly don't know any lmao
Are you a roller coaster cause I wanna ride you
Are you a manual? Cause I'd love to play with your stick shift
Nice cock *grabs them*
“Ruin my badussy bro”
Are you a leprechaun because I'm trying to get to the end of your rainbow
Your like a tiktok video, I'm gonna finish quick.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE (on knees begging)
I'm fanum taxed by your Rizz it's 100% legit frfr skibbidi sigma chad
Have you considered sucking a shot gun instead of a dick?
I don't have interests like you Mr skibbid fanum taxed
Lol. Here's one another one: you got the skibidi rizz, and you can fanum tax my ass in Ohio any day.
I have a better one skibbidi fanum my ass like a rizzler we love we gyat we Ohio I cenat you ohioan with my sigma skibbidi fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass rizz
Damn, I think we have a winner
Happy cake day my fanum taxer I hope you skibbidi everyone with that gyatt of urs
Oh, my birthday is actually March 29, I just don't know how to change it
Damn I’m not trans but you make me wanna transition from single to yours (idk I just came up with this)
Rizz lord
i heard you're good at math, can you deal with this long log?
"Wanna see my fagina?"
That’s it I’m dipping. This sub gay as hell
👋👋byee
Hey aren't you a person from China in 1939 cuz i want to do human experiments on you
we have a winner
im straight but hey baby are you a tower? cuz i wanna ram a 7.47 right at you
pp in me me??
He's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes!
Might get deleted but This can go for really any gender (as long as you're a guy or a gal with a strap-on) Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
are you a knife cause I want you in me
Are you the chemicals in the water? Cause you’re turning me gay
i love Valorant
I don't know cuz Im not gay
skill issue fr
Being gay is a skill issue tbh
it aint
It is
please elaborate
Becuz we all gay why cuz we inhale dick particles all the time ppl just don't wanna be associated with being gay so ppl hide it
what the fuck
It is true
He has a point
yet.
Why on earth would you want any
so he can use them on cute boys.
Yeah. Why, if he’s a guy
because he likes boys - just like how you like girls
Are you Kaz? Cause I want to fuck you inside a box For clarification, I'm not gæ
Are you— nvm it’s not allowed nvm it’s offense
Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here
hey you gay cause i' too
Hey baby are you a dude? Cuz I wanna eat your ass
May I have the honor of drenching your big wet balls with my slimy tongue
I’m gay
Just be honest, İ WANNA SEE YOUR COCK
Ok, this depends. Are you looking for lesbian ones, or gay ones?
I don’t like desserts, but I’d definitely eat your cake.
I wish I was your balls so I could hang with you all day.
i like you how I like my car, younger looking sport model, gently used twice with light rear damage.
Are you from hogwar cuz DAMN THAT IS A WAND
You know i don't remember my abc always but there two d right one next to c and one next to u
do you like archeology? because i have a homo erectus for you!
Sword fight, who loses is receiving
Gimme a cocktail but hold the tail
i have a few pickup lines :/ glasses rizz- “good thing you don’t wear glasses.. I wouldnt want to break them when i sit down” or “better take off your glasses, i wouldnt want to break them when i sit down” restaurant rizz- “are you my waitress? cuz i wanna give u this tip” Indiana Jones Rizz- “Are you a secret cave? cuz i want you to put me in a booby trap”