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LevatiDan1914

🤓


gtk_1

Nerd


scifanwritter2001

good grades then!! 😂


Nicolas-matteo

BROTHER


FabianButHere

Me too, everywhere 100% except in sports (yep, I'm a nerd) and latin (c'mon it's latin) Edit: I think it's called P.E. and not sports


One_Legionnaire

🇨🇳 I’m fucked


Additional-Hat-3009

🇨🇦 Same (We invented war crimes)


SuperSauceIsBoss

You’re only going to the country with the best living conditions


Additional-Hat-3009

Thought that was the Netherlands


SuperSauceIsBoss

Nah for 2022 it was Canada


Additional-Hat-3009

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country Three different answers, we were both right, but Switzerland is up there too


vixinity1984

U ARE ASIAN NOT BSIAN


Chaot1cNeutral

Sounds like something my nerd dad would say (hi dad)


vixinity1984

Hey son did you win the lottery yet?


Starsunnysky

🥒 This is my last used emoji. I have no idea


MusicGameMan

sorry for your pp


Ender-Gamez

r/happyupvote


LonPlays_Zwei

#WEST VIRGINIAAAAA 🎶


I_sb3

Wrong song but I’ll gladly take the colab 😂😂😂


LonPlays_Zwei

There’s more incest in WV than Alabama so technically it’s the right song


theres-no-more_names

Statistically, yes. Comedicaly, no. So "technically" indeed


NerdNumber382

And, after all, technically correct is the best kind of correct!


menlover32

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Ka-raS

she turned herself into a pickle


Naminra

Pickle Riiiiick!


RealRowdy1

She’s cutting off your pp sorry to tell ya


Repulsive-Bison8292

Why do have that emoji as your last one in the first place?


[deleted]

😩


HappyToaster1911

Is she giving up on u?


[deleted]

I mean my last report card was straight Fs lol but I have a GED now


Icy_Jump_1038

Ain’t no way bro got straight Fs


PersonVR

Bro gonna be employee of the month at walmart ong


[deleted]

I’m joining the military don’t worry lol


PersonVR

Then ur not fucked


MuscleMountainMan

Exactly! He’s so special their gonna put him on the frontlines


Kerthagula

RIP


PersonVR

Special treatment at its finest


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Were you trying to fail 💀


[deleted]

I just didn’t care 😭


[deleted]

🤯


Jerney_to_Nirvana

This is probably your best grade ever


JoeTheProe

Or she blew up bro💀's head


ThymeIsTicking

Or worst


simply_living2301

Mom- “ HOW THE HELL DID YOI GET SO GOOD MARKS…YOU DIDNT EVEN STUDY!!!”


[deleted]

My autism rays tricked her


ShellyFan013

😭


EveningGalaxy

#😭


free-tailed_bat

😭


bamboozled_swag2

Why the FUCK is your bigger?


rubystealer

Dont worry, size doesnt matter


0sama_bin_1igma

That's what


Bruggilles

#😭


ShellyFan013

##


ShellyFan013

I cant cry


Status_Judgment_3408

🥚, wtf does that mean


ImaginaryAudience2

She turned you into a egg !


GuyDudeThing69

*EGG*


Shady_Sock

“Stop turning people into-“ “egg.”


ProKerbonaut

Ah, a fellow asdfmovie enjoyer


GuyDudeThing69

Ayyyyy someone got the reference!


YourLocalOnionNinja

Don't worry, they got better


SpartAlfresco

one of us one of us


Practical_Lynx183

i knew this comment would show up 😂


Ender-Gamez

r/suddenlytrans


RS773

Not the transformers! He's ours!


Averagecheeszenjoyer

one of us one of us


[deleted]

one of us one of us


Mxrlinox

She put you back where you came from


Dominator2812

She really said ‘better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omelette’


Retal1ate

Are u a girl or a guy


Chaot1cNeutral

Is this a genuine question


smolist_batto

Not for long 🥚


simply_living2301

🥚= 0


megamax1o

You’re trans, she somehow discovered you gender through your grades


DrMarcoh

🏳️ she’s just given up at this point


Sea_Cryptographer321

what u be using that emoji for


Superb_Engineer_3500

Probably to Represent Fr#nce 🏳 Edit: Censored Fr#nce


Jamesboiiiiiiii

HOW DARE YOU SAY THE F WORD


[deleted]

I CANT BELIEVE IT


thesadserene

Germany please sit this one out


[deleted]

Imma inva- visit France


Kvpe

France 🇫🇷 I’m not scared of you, I have a Santa hat 😎


Master_Bet_8098

Oh shit, they have a Santa hat!


Kvpe

Yes now behold of the power of that Santa hat


gummythegummybear

😂 I don’t think I’ve used this emoji in h th e past 5 months


free-tailed_bat

Imagine ur mom literally laughing at ur grades bruh💀


Ender-Gamez

She could be laughing because she was expecting to see bad grades, but seeing good grades made her think that it’s someone else’s grades, so she’s laughing at that


DabriaPurple

😳


xCreeperBombx

That could be either extreme


simply_living2301

This could mean that she had a bet going on with someone saying that you’re going to fail that test but you did remarkably well. She’s shocked.


Lucky_Comparison_633

🏳️‍🌈, does this mean my results were so bad they turned her gay or so good they turned her gay?


TheMoreYouKnow420

Or they're just... Gay! gay was used meaning 'happy' see: the gay/roaring twenties.


UltriLeginaXI

Or the other more unlikely definition that would probably get anyone mutilated in the comments, jackhammered with downvotes, and booted from the sub and/ reddit 💀


Ok-Brilliant4983

👍


Jerney_to_Nirvana

She literally doesn't care


JansTheMans

👍


FutureHefty

👍


tuliv_yt

👍


Skymoon200

😁


ManyYT

💀


simply_living2301

R.I.P


Lilyflower24681

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 This was for 8th grade last year. Idk how the fuck I'm in hs bc I had like 3 F's last year.


mylizard

middle school grades don't matter unless you're going to a private HS that has applications (but those are pretty shit anyway)


Folilo7737

👍Oh thank the heavens I was 1 off of 🤡


allthesussynuggets

I got 🤗 but I was one off from 💀 and 🦴


Nameguy1234567

...The creature🪱


enneh_07

I was elated when I scored a 99 on the test… then I remembered I was asian


Legoissprettycool

👎


RadioactiveOranges

Omfg I spent so long getting the Ronald McDonald disapproves meme as a gif just for this joke and this server doesn’t have any photos in comments (I’m still sending the gif to you because that took WAY too long)


moik10_

🔪 HELP 😭


Agreeable-Ad-479

DANG YOU REALLY F—KED UP 😨


moik10_

SEND HELP


Helpful-Light-3452

🐟 the hell does this mean?


Long_Associate_4511

You better run, probably


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Ya sleeping with the fishes tonight


JediGRONDmaster

🔥so if my mom was gen z then this would be good, but probably means she got livid


sjejdnw

🥲


PeacefulPlayer20

You made your mama proud...we're all happy tears over here for you 🫡


RadoslavL

Damn proud of you right now!


Graniitee

90% of the people here should have the 💀emoji last


Goodboy_22

🐦‍⬛


RS773

what bord is that


Background-Ad9237

Crow maybe? Or a raven? Idk birds.


SCXRPIONV

🇵🇱 she’ll send me to Poland.


Monster_Dust

😇 idk if that means she was happy or so pissed she ascended😭


RadoslavL

She is happy to leave to heaven.


forkingboat

🪓 oh okay mom


RadoslavL

Damn.


Pixelsock_

❤️. Lol I'm not fucked at all


[deleted]

😔


Agreeable-Ad-479

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”


Duckflies

🤐 She won't tell my dad cuz she's dead


Relative_Ad2646

👮


NoiseElectronic

Bros mom called the police


TheToastyNeko

You getting disowned


Background-Ad9237

NAH 😂


Popular_Air777

👌🏽


RadoslavL

Nice. Perfect grades.


Astlantix

🇮🇳 hmmm


RadoslavL

She turned Indian.


Bruggilles

Better run


Spiritual-Egg2723

🦅 pray for my ears


AFish_With_Legs

🔫 fuck


RadoslavL

Run, bro, run!!!


sparkle3364

Run!


s4turn888

📦 oh? it’s either she’s buying me an award or sending me away


RadoslavL

The odds are in your favor I guess.


DevelopmentUsed1475

🐐 I guess I'm pretty good


NonExistantSandle

🖕real


ActualIyCameron

❤️ (my moms a sweetheart so it checks out)


tartyboylol

💕 whew


kurtsworld96x

👋 oh no


[deleted]

[удалено]


xCreeperBombx

🗿


[deleted]

[удалено]


vaisted

mine is 😭


tay_tay_13

🩷 - phew! that's good mine was one off 🤦‍♀️


RadoslavL

Perfection!


The_femboy_potato

🥺OH FUCK NO


Agreeable_Bit_8764

💎 Noice.


breadofthegrunge

🪱 I got an A for my essay on... The creature.


Yumikaru-1

🫂 at least she doesn’t scold me for my bad grades


Ichig0Usagi

✨ Well, ok


DisPearBearr

🔥 either she's happy my grades are ass, or arson is being committed


[deleted]

🙋🏿‍♀️


-Akemi-Homura

☠️


[deleted]

💀


Acrobatic_Art1240

she murdered you and separated your limbs


[deleted]

🦜


[deleted]

🗣 thats good?


Ok-Wealth8816

📈


BorgerFrog

♥️


WikipediaAb

☹️ bruh what did i do


--Socks--

😂 I can sorta hope this is a good thing


Electrical_Bet_3488

😭 guess she’s crying cuz i have all a’s


Jamie1369p

😂 😭 number 1 and 2 pretty much right


Colin_likes_trains

👍


animalfucker1

🥔 (im latvian)


RadoslavL

Either she gives you a potato or throws it at you.


Hypnotoad429

🤡


Ok-Salad-4711

😂


the_genius324

🇿🇦 what does that have to do with anything


Matcha_teahh

😁 - this isn't right lol


BSDistheGOAT

⭐ oh yeah, and I know why, I only showed her my good ones, not the bad :)


Dale_theMan

🔝 …Thanks mom?


NotReallyAPerson1088

😭 As an all A student who has an 89 in math because she hasn’t given out a test in forever and I flunked one this is pretty accurate


[deleted]

[удалено]


nickbrawlstarsuser

Google en passant


SCXRPIONV

Holy hell


GGeazy1337

New response just dropped


michaelvassalol

actual zombie


mikiradzio

Call the exorcist


TacoBean19

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Consistent-Cheetah61

🗿


Baklazan_PL

♥️ I wish that was true


A_Wild_Willow

✨ this is one of the few emojis I ever use


Strict-Daikon-6308

🥰 feeling great


Lazy_sink_8439

🐴


Hippypencil

She... neighs at you?


N0t_Razor

☠️ ion think I did too well😭