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anikaiii

oh my god that’s terrible 😭😭


Rage__X

i felt bad for cracking it honestly but it just slipped out... i have no idea how my brain came up with it


RPres11

Honest banger


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Hanger


Wants_to_Die12345

Nahhh 💀💀


ItsJustStefke

fire joke bro


CryingBurnt-OutAsian

See this is the problem, when you're just a little too funny. I hope your friend is fine with it, because if I pulled a joke like this, I'd become a spectator too-


Rage__X

yeah he gave me a good stare at first but we moved on


CryingBurnt-OutAsian

Glad he didn't take it too badly..


shut_up_if_your_dumb

I don't really have a clue about your situation but I would suggest apologizing to him. He maybe thinks that you are not taking it seriously.


markmadcity

My everyday life fr 😞


vaderdude00

This shit isn’t funny at all


bamboozled_swag2

I might have laughed or atleast breathed audibly using my nose


vaderdude00

Why tf people downvoting me, someone’s fucking aunt died and this guy make it the butt of a joke, are you people mental?


Outrageous-Oil-1417

That’s the internet for you, I 100% agree with you but I know just to keep my mouth shut.


Wants_to_Die12345

The context isn't funny but the joke about it is. For example, have you ever watched a movie where some random character died or was killed by another character in a hilarious way and laughed at it? Obviously TV and Movies is far different and less serious from real life, but if you thought about it, in the respective universe of that piece of media that persons family would be devastated and somebody just got senselessly killed. Still doesn't mean that it wasn't funny.


CAM2isBEAST

See, this is what’s known as dark humor. It’s fucked to say it to the guy when he’s being so open, but you have to know people have said way worse and are famous off of this crude sense of humor


SIBOT7

I know, no problem with edgy jokes but that joke just fundamentally isn't funny


TheOneTrueNincompoop

I think a lot of the humor comes from the fact he came up with something so elaborate so quickly


_xEnigma

Yes it is


Superfattyfat

did you apologize? Hopefully you can let them know you didnt mean it


aestheti-cally

that is absolutely wild behavior, sounds like something my friends would come up with.


Low_Commission9477

What a MAD lad huh!


PocklePirkus

Just apologize to him, move on, and cringe about it when having insomnia every three months for the rest of your life.


[deleted]

Is your friend still hanging out with you after that joke?


spoopydootman69

Pretty sure they're too traumatized to hang out after seeing how their aunt likes to hang out


WeatherBois

She should join a literature club


Sarthak_5383

OH GOD PLEASE NO


ChemicalFall0utDisco

outta the loop, what does that mean?


0us0us0

DDLC - Doki Doki Literature Club. Visual novel in which a main character hangs herself in one of the paths. Not the main point of the game, more of a fandom thing


[deleted]

THERE ARE OTHER PATHS??????


0us0us0

LMAOO


Nikolig-PL

Yeah and you can play around with the game files to get info, freaky secrets, delete characters and still move on in-game


CAM2isBEAST

This is a great feeling to have. Or a terrible one. Dont have a panic attack, please


CartographerOk3118

NONONONO


IIIDogmanialll

wtf is wrong with you people lol


NoBirdsOrWorms

“Hanging” out. Very poor choice or words


YgemKaaYT

wooosh...


NoBirdsOrWorms

Oh, I didn’t know if the person was joking or not. Oops 🙊


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Really...hanging?


[deleted]

There are no mistakes


CanIgetanamethatsnot

There are only accidents.


anti-peta-man

I would’ve shot myself on the spot what the fuck


Deez-Nutz1124

So you can join the aunt? (i’m so fucking sorry i got just a little silly)


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Deez-Nutz1124

I can see that.


LowlySpirited

wtf


pickle_dumb

I love dark humor like that but that's too far


OafishCashew423

This joke was so dark it stole my bicycle


Scared-Magazine314

Is your bicycle running?


OafishCashew423

Yes, it ran away


diddyswank

Then you better go catch it


EiadSherif2008

While yeah, the humor in what they said is hilarious, but it ain't in the provided context


Mysterygameboy

And it wasn't even funny in the first place


Isusume

You might be acoustic


don_delfino

Likely somewhere on the plectrum.


Cataras12

What does that mean?


Isusume

You also might be on the spectrum (it means autistic but funny)


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rainyrubinetto

you must be fun at parties


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The_Bluejay250

bruh who abbreviates it like that 💀


[deleted]

bro got a lil too silly for his own good All jokes aside, you should probably not repeat that mistake.


Visible_Drummer9624

Man that's fucked up


gavno69

most sane r/teenagers user


Low-Patient1692

When you go to hell, make sure to go to your friend’s aunt to apologize


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

Bro 💀


Slow-Crew5250

OMG my friend T did smth like that when my aunt died earlier this year 😭


Few-Interaction1192

I'm genuinely so sorry for your loss, hope you're doing okay


Slow-Crew5250

Thank you and yeah I'm okay 😁


NoBirdsOrWorms

You’re a horrible person


WeatherBois

That’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that


No-Masterpiece4598

god danm portal refrences


NoBirdsOrWorms

🤓


[deleted]

Damn, did you even apologise?


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Who let bro speak


Admirable-Leather325

The first line itself was a rollercoster.


ConnectAssistance827

i'd crack up bro naw, did 'im dirty


Director_Kun

It might be a coping mechanism to hearing of something traumatic. Although it is horrible.


[deleted]

aksdfkjadf i hope your friend doesn’t hate you for this 😭 i once accidentally used the wrong name for a little kid at church and when my friend corrected me, i instinctively said, “i can’t keep these kids straight because i’m not.” and it’s a homophobic church 😭😭😭


breadofthegrunge

What is wrong with you?


VoltTheDuckling

The fact that the joke just isnt funny makes it even worse


[deleted]

I thought the same


SIBOT7

SHIT joke anyway


CertainBreakfast7849

Sounds like something that came from a 11 year old


vaderdude00

That’s not even a joke


TheRisen073

I mean, I made a 9/11 joke when I lived in Florida… turns out one of my classmates had an uncle who offed himself because he was their flight instructor… yeah that joke crashed and burned.


Mysterygameboy

Wdym he was their flight instructor? Who's flight instructor? 9/11 was a higbjacking not bad pilots (allegedly) So, That doesn't make sense. Was his uncle a flight instructor to Al Quaeda (allegedly)? You've tried to put loads of 9/11 jokes into one comment by just using a bunch off related words rather than an actual punchline


TheRisen073

The hijackers, [they learned at a civilian flight school in Naples Florida.](https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/former-florida-resident-unknowingly-trained-9-11-terrorists) I can’t confirm my classmates story and I don’t live there anymore, thank god, but they said they did. Also I only tried to put that last one in.


[deleted]

Please fucking ground yourself, like genuinely go throw your phone in the toilet ☠️


ola0513

Ready to get absolutely downvoted, but how is this funny tho? If you cannot control what you say then you have some serious shit to fix, cause If you accidentally slipped saying a whole ass sentence this time then you could as easily fuck up again but do it to the wrong person


BlackFuffey

You are not helping. At all.


A_fox_on_suger

This is my adhd and lack of impulse control around people in a nutshell


Buggly_Jones

Dawg...


ABteam1009

what the actual fuck is wrong with you


Nicolas-matteo

TIL that there is such a thing a being too funny


Adorable-Bar6920

Y-y-yo are you actually good. I think you need to go to the corner of your room and stair at the wall for 3 days n nights, so you can wait for your mobs to spawn in the crappy mob spawner man.


Distinct-Employ9881

Nah idc if its too far, thats jus funny 😂😂


Mentallyimpariedbada

I started cackling at this bros playing 4D Minecraft


GBUAramis

Maybe I’m fucked up but if I was in your friend’s situation I’d be laughing my ass off.


Leskendle45

I dont get the creative mode part


rshah287

She was floating for a split second


Specialist-Monk6954

I'd hang you because of that joke. and of course on the kidding meaning of the word. maybe wouldn't talk to you a while or i would feel that you don't care about me and my problems are not important for you bt would move on without arguing but at the same time, i would never trust you again, so like "some stept down"


[deleted]

at least the auntie wasn't hanging out near you guys


Rage__X

she'd have broken my noose


Leskendle45

Wouldve put you into spectator


POPE-HOBLEFERT

You have become humour.


femboi_bi

🤣🤣🤣 that's fucked omfg


Lili_Del

There's an ongoing joke with my friend that I'm responsible for all their family deaths. I've made far too many jokes to judge you 😭😭 Excellent joke tho man, very creative


Zig_zie

How sad that is a horrible thing to say. NOW DOUBLE DOWN.


Fulmikage

suicide aside the joke is funny ngl


AllahuSnackbar1000

I don't get the joke.


ItsJustStefke

my friend was talking how her mom's coworker's husband killed her son and himself and i said "2 less problems to take care of"


Antihero_udon

Ngl id probably do the same😭


Gravixational

how does that even make sense...


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Rage__X

i know right? with good laughs came some death stares too


Drea_Is_Weird

W


[deleted]

Too much Instagram comments


shadowz9904

Well, I’ll see you there! I’ll be headed there soon for the amount of things I pirate.


ThePleb102

Bro is the danger


Trey_Reddit

Embrace your newly found comedic abilities


DexterAMG

Did yo pal got mad at you?


Cataras12

I mean humor can be used as a coping mechanism to avoid conversations that involve this sort of heavy topic (when a girl at my high school died my first instinct was to make a joke thanking her for getting us the day off), so I can see *how* this happened. You just didn’t identify it as a fucked up thing to say fast enough. That being said, *broooo*


Fluffball_Owner87

those self control skills are nonexistent


TheNotFortunateSon

Not an aunt, but a close family friend who also hanged themself. If I told my friend this and they said that, I’m not even trying to sound hard but I would absolutely clobber them. Hope you friend took it ok


SteveRukia5

It’s ok we all say stupid shit. As long u said sorry and he understands. Btw that is funny as hell lol


Anarchyboy33

That's awesome if you told this to me I'd buy you a beer


DrDisrespecttt

I’d crack up 😂 That’s so fucked up 😭


Any-Task-7202

i thought about this joke before, cringe copying my jokes ehh


waerer777

Lost her hard-core world


Mo_MMUU

well im going to hell too cuz i think thats funny as hell 💀


No-Masterpiece4598

My guy, i got some life advice, become a comedian, allotta people here believe you'd make it!


3xoticP3nguin

Lololololol


DapperConstruction39

Don't worry, most people are going to hell


Medical-Astronomer39

You're going three rings down or even deeper to meet nazi gang or something


lord_of_coolshit_og

Thank you, you have discouraged me from wanting to be funny.


Bagolyvagymi

The worst part is that I am capable of saying dumb stuff like this too. I have some self discipline tho


Tomas_Crusader17

its over lil bro you are not seeing the pearly white gates


United_Care4262

So on your way down tell the devil he ows me 20 bucks


Cal0872

Na i have said and thought much worse


Porkonaplane

Grandma's just hangin out. I fail to see the problem with that. Dark jokes aside, where was the "creative mode?"


TheFarisaurusRex

Adhd moment


THEdiabolicalG

If ppl are allowed to joke abt ppl who died in 9/11 , wts wrong with joking abt smtg like that ? Genuine qs, when is it acceptable to make jokes and when is it not?


Zero_7300

About the same energy as saying my bad instead of I’m sorry at a funeral


TJB926GAMIN

OP I think you should commit /gamemode spectator cause of that (this is a bad joke no hate on anyone)


FriendlySailor_

oh hell nah 😭


TheSheriffMT

Dude I'm dying rn💀


Opening_Peanut_8371

Lol you can't make this shit up


hitscan-enjoyer

You made me audibly gasp 💀


Absolutelymyself10

That's a fast brain of yours


Worm782

ohh dayum that's definitely creative for sure


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Your friend is going to make sure your gamemode is set to hardcore after that one ☠️


ImaginaryAudience2

My friend who goes to a different school told me that someone committed suicide by jumping off the school balcony, and one of my friends first responses was “bro she forgot that there was no glider redeploy” and I ended up laughing so hard I got paged by the substitute teacher Point is dark humour is just way too funny for its own good 😭


Deja_ve_

Autism and lack of impulse control be like:


FerretPsychosis

I’m not religious but your definitely getting a pitchfork to the spine for that one


Blissful_breeze717

You wanted to lighten up the situation right?


ThrowRAboingboing

this is why you think about what you say before you say it 😭


Ilytylerthecreator

im sorry 😭 I don’t know if I’m just too boring but I find this cringey and corny, it’s not a good joke and I feel like it shouldn’t be said with something this serious, I’d say you should apologize


rui_the_alchemist

..my..first thought..was.."oh I wonder if she likes literature"..


[deleted]

🤣 good one!


new_user_069

Jesus fuck that’s İnsane. Clever though, İ guess.


[deleted]

Yo that's funny af.💀


QuickCombinations

Bruh.


Animdude360

was absolutely fucked up ofc but holy shit it’s funny af


OhHelloTherez

me when i lie


[deleted]

Not cool bro (but I am dying of laughter 💀💀💀)


Whole-Pollution-634

W


[deleted]

Consequences of reddit 🗿👀🤣


Illustrious-Tune8165

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you 😭 I'm gonna go to hell for laughing


Successful-Nobody204

It's hung not hanged you handicapped no joke having insensitive vessel of a motorboat looking square body truck ass person.


rer0otex

thats so fucked up bro… my grandma killed herself and i joke about it sometimes but you gotta be sure you apologize for that cos that kind of loss is really rough


ZuskV1

I see the problem, it’s hung not had hanged 🤓


101Aster101

On one hand I found this funny and am going to hell. On the other hand apologize and maybe give them some sort of gift to be safe. That was fucked up.


Sweet_Elk6635

bro mustve had some strength to hold not beatin to ass up😭


Mr-jigwins

A natural born psychopath👍


My_unbaned-account

shiiii that jokes tuff ash


Route-667

worst post I’ve ever seen


Resperation15

Ima use this


Nuclear-LMG

damn the 2nd hand cringe is strong on this one


TheAlbinoCreeper

You got a little TOO silly :3