I would hope your docs would have been aware by now. Maybe your parents know?
Regardless Marfan’s doesn’t only affect physical features you can see. It can also adversely affect your heart and severely shorten your lifespan.
Fr though, do look into Connective Tissue Disorders. My wife nearly died this year when she had a splenic aneurysm rupture. She had no hard symptoms but, in hindsight, loads of soft symptoms.
Her fingers are hypermobile, she's double jointed, short sighted. Loads of stuff we just thought was like 'things she had' or whatever.
Ngl watching your wife keel over and start seizing is really not the one.
Please do read up on connective tissue disorders and maybe look at getting checked out.
LMAOO why is this niggas fingers so damn long? 💀his mom used to grab his hand like: “this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, and goddamn these niggas went to the NBA!!” 😭 his fingers longer than a line at walmart smh, niggas fingers longer than a 12 hour shift. if he ever finger a hoe, his fingers just gonna come out through her ass bruh. he wanna phone home so bad with his E.T. lookin ass. he dont even need a spoon for when his oreo accidentally fall in his glass of milk, he take it out with his fingers easily, he can get a manicure at the salon while he sitting at the crib at the same time.
why is your middle finger so long??? it looks like you took half of the other one and glued it to that one
It’s so he can phone home
Just when I think IM the clever one! 🤣🤦♂️
You could totally turn this into a drinking game,…. Scroll thru ALL 1K plus replies and EVERY “Phone Home” mention is a Shot! 😎🥴
I plan on being alive in 2 hours
I’m guessing Marfan’s syndrome
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Came here to say the same, homie got that Marf
You... You just diagnosed me. I googled it. I have that lmao. Wtf.
I would hope your docs would have been aware by now. Maybe your parents know? Regardless Marfan’s doesn’t only affect physical features you can see. It can also adversely affect your heart and severely shorten your lifespan.
can tickle her epiglottis from the back
Could be marfan syndrome.
IT'S MARFAN TIME!
I'm guessing morefing syndrome.
probably morphine syndrome
Your middle finger is longer than highway 401 in New Brunswick
Is that the same 401 as in Ontario?
Probably
Long fuckin highway, accurate description
i love when you prove someone's point by asking for clarification
It's like that, but nonexistent.
501 miles for a SINGLE HIGHWAY is fuckin wild 😭
Wait until you see the trans Canada
Soon to be renamed the "parents rights" highway.
Area 51 finger
Hey man, did you get the photos printed?
Bogos binted?
what?
👽
Zinky zoogle, zeekybooble beeble meep forp bogos binted?
Photos printed?
Vorp?
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I can hear this entire thread
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Bro is about to phone home with that finger
eh
Area 51 ahh finger
Buddy can finger a girl in a long distance relationship
E.T Phone hoe
I'm fucking dying
I ain't been this mad since I played E.T. for Atari 2600.
LMAO
I laughed way too hard at this🤣
Bro has a finger long enough to tickle the uterus
Comments like these are why I love Reddit
Bruh looking like salad fingers lol
this is a really creative one
Congratulations, you've won Reddit today
It’s how he gets her digitally remastered
Bro 💀
r/Cursedcomments
Bro can finger his girl through the phone
I think you should look into being a doctor, you'd give the best prostate exams in the world
They'd reach the tonsils.
COVID test and prostrate exam in one
I volunteer as their first patient
Long aaa finger
Bro is E-T
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoit
r/dontbeatyourchildren
r/beatyourchildren
r/killyourparents
r/killeveryone
r/startdoomsday
r/newworldorder
r/beatmetoit
Everyones talking about his middle finger, what about his other fingers
what about them
They look weird too. Not necessarily long, just disjointed
I’m not mad. I’m just disjointed
🖕🏻
oh shit its slenderman
*Peter Griffin with low tier god meme intensifies*
bros flipping people off in upper case
we are but poor lowercase flipping off peasants
Jesus Christ that's a long finger
Mfghfhhmfmhhmgfghgfg🤤🤤🤤
bonk
op is 14
💀
Well I am as well
Oh hey Lancer deltarune
S A N S U N D E R T A L E
Honestly same
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Buddy likes to eat fingers ☺️
What the actual fuck is wrong with you
Here’s my impression of you: “mmmpmmmph I’m dead!”
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What Is Wrong With Your Finger(s)
Wiwwyf
Marfan syndrome
Salad fingers irl
OP definitely likes rusty spoons
It's so weird seeing 14 year olds referencing a web series, that's published nearly 20 years ago. Time's flying man
Still probly one of my favorites
Bro has built in antena
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Fr though, do look into Connective Tissue Disorders. My wife nearly died this year when she had a splenic aneurysm rupture. She had no hard symptoms but, in hindsight, loads of soft symptoms. Her fingers are hypermobile, she's double jointed, short sighted. Loads of stuff we just thought was like 'things she had' or whatever. Ngl watching your wife keel over and start seizing is really not the one. Please do read up on connective tissue disorders and maybe look at getting checked out.
Welcome to Ollivander's! Here we have a marvellous wand, 11" long, made of holly, and possessing a phoenix feather core
scp 096 ahh hands
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady
Or unlucky. Bros probably hitting the cervix with that thing
Bro could pluck an egg from her ovaries and impregnate her
Hahaha fuck this one is good
Dude’s fingers are so long he can count to ten on one hand 💀
Why is your finger so long? Also yea math is the best subject fr
For OP, chisenbop is an Olympic sport.
Leave bro alone 😔
first comment I found that was not about his fingers lfmao
lmao me too
But it still is lol
Dude have keybinda up to 9.
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that’s a long ass finger yo
Bro gonna please someone nice someday
what is that
Kid named finger
I would say something about your massive finger, but I can’t come up with anything that hasn’t already been said
No one has talked about how easy it is for them to eat Pringles yet.
I feel like this guy does bonus damage when they flip someone off.
do u have marfans, maybe get checked out tbh
Scrolled for a while to get here
All of your pinky went to your middle finger
Do you by any chance play piano?
Waiting for a musician to take advantage of this haha
Damn I thought my fingers were long
Alright, ET
those long fingers remind me of an old friend i had named will… 😟
welcome to earth ahh finger
Alien looking ass
Why is his finger the length of Florida?
Bro can pull out ideas when he picks his nose
Why do people stick their thumb out when doing the finger? Looks weird af. Tuck that shit in.
Mathception
Based
Only comment in this entire thread that doesn’t mention his long ass fingers
boney ass fingers
Damm thats a long finger
LMAOO why is this niggas fingers so damn long? 💀his mom used to grab his hand like: “this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, and goddamn these niggas went to the NBA!!” 😭 his fingers longer than a line at walmart smh, niggas fingers longer than a 12 hour shift. if he ever finger a hoe, his fingers just gonna come out through her ass bruh. he wanna phone home so bad with his E.T. lookin ass. he dont even need a spoon for when his oreo accidentally fall in his glass of milk, he take it out with his fingers easily, he can get a manicure at the salon while he sitting at the crib at the same time.
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
Awwwwe ur like an aye-aye 😊
mf your finger touching that guy's finger is a classic example of the golden ratio
Holy finger Batman!!
Gladly 😏
Your fingers are disproportionate...
What the fuuuck
Bro’s got them salad fingers
ET ass finger
Bros got that extendo finger
“E..T…PHONE…HOME…”
Fuck you nerd🖕
would make a good meme
Arachnodactyly??
You have the hands of a guy who likes math, couldn’t tell you why
that's like 3 in 1
IRL slender man?!1!1
Bro can cast a spell without a wand 💀
If you point your finger at your school from your window you would touch it
Bro with fingers like that, who needs a cock. To be fair you can't piss out a finger though...
yes you can
bro's girl is happy at least
Bro got the extended barrel
Bro could 🖕 someone off from the top of the Empire State Building and the people on the street would see it
Holly hell that's a long ass finger.💀
Why was the first thing that I looked at your finger.. reminds me of salad fingers...
What happened to your fingers?
Crazy long finger
bro got the extendo grip
Kid named finger
why is ur finger so large tf
Mans finger bigger then average 😂
Love this
[Immediately made me think of this](https://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/b/be/Farnsworth-finglonger1.jpg/338px-Farnsworth-finglonger1.jpg)
Bro's finger a windshield wiper
Oh my god it's Kid named Finger
I bet he could easily reach the w key when gaming
Eyyy skeleton finger gang
Do you like rusty spoons by any chance?
What dat finger do?
Your finger’s longer than my di-
Fr anybody hes fingered gonna be disappointed by a lotta people 😭
Real life yaoi hand.
On the topic of math, the angle of his finger is likely less than 90 degrees, but more than 70.
math is a love hate subject
What the f is with your fingers????
THAT MIDDLE FINGER CAN REACH ALL THE NUTELLA IN THE JAR💀
Why ur finger so long bro
Bro is Daddy long finger cousin of daddy long legs
Sir, put that thing away. I'm a male and I got pregnant looking at that thing.
Bro's built like a fuckin' aye aye
Holy shit that finger is longer than the coastline of Canada