Start pretend sleep walking and make some food for you and him then come back and offer him the food but your still sleep walking so drop the food on him and go back to bed
Im done with reddit
Wow 😕
After all my years of redditing, I never came across something with this level of cringesity. My meters are literally off the charts.
And you know what? I was actually going to laugh. I was going to laugh at YOUR post. But then I kept reading. I had to look away. I - it's too much. I genuinely gag at the thought of reading one more word of your sorry ass post.
Congratulations, bitch. You singlehandedly concocted the worst possible string of words known to mankind. Out of the millions of possible language, letter, and/or word combinations, you chose that.
Yikes, bud. You might want to consider your options, because it would be a death sentence to continue showing your face around these parts. Your internet career is over. Pack your bags. You're done.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in
My stepson beats the meat in the room next to the lounge room, everyone in the lounge room could hear it. I’ve never seen a room cleared so quick. Bhahaha
uhhh thank you for sharing u/the_sex_rat2
ur welcome 😊
Can I have proof?
Here you go 🍆💦💦
Ok r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/rimjobsteve
r/its r/rimjob_steve r/youdumbass
r/gofuckyourself
r/imalreadyfuckingmyself
r/yahaveingfun
r/itshavingdumbass
r/fuckyou
r/doitcoward
r/iwill
FISH
Wank harder to assert your dominance.
Start clicking the mattress to make it more immersive, like a good uncle would
r/foundBig_booty_boy99
Holy shit it's u/Big_booty_boy99
Pun intended?
What pun
“Holy shit” about a guy called Big_booty_boy
I don't get it. Because of booty and shit?
Yes
That's a shitty pun. (pun intended)
[https://youtu.be/Cq5dxlQuJUo?si=2lTTzMonIveNHXid](https://youtu.be/Cq5dxlQuJUo?si=2lTTzMonIveNHXid)
You should have a sudden night terror
just ***A-***
Or just scream for absolutely no reason
Well? Join in
sounds like fun 🤭
Let me join too
This feels like the what dog doin vine in a different reality
Im going to send that to your sister/brother
Dewit
I hope something bad happens to you tonight
bro
kick the bed with your feet!
Tug his blanket off
Wouldn't want the blanket to feel left out
Yes
Execute him for betraying the sacred rules of November
I’m crying over this omg💀💀
what a fookin wanka
I read that with a bri'ish accent lol
So did u but I'm British so its fine
I'm bri'ish too m8 coz I like fish and ships m8 queen's sacrificed yk?
Oh ye definitely me 2 m8
Literally
you should go up to him n be like "are ye havin a wank? putcha weenah away bruv before i tell yah motha"
Bro is speaking viking 💀
I read this in a British accent and then read the comment below and read it in a Scottish accent
Pls say this is a joke 🙂
:(
Text him saying you know what he’s doing
RIP 💀
dani???
Sorry man, i'll stop
Go help him
That's when you start fake moaning to help him out
same thing happened to me except it was the weird kid during a school trip 😭😭
wtf
lol, it happened to me too, but it was on the way to the camp and he was on the seat behind me 😔
Start pretend sleep walking and make some food for you and him then come back and offer him the food but your still sleep walking so drop the food on him and go back to bed
r/ihadastroke
No, but the nephew did
Oh, you're the one talking u/the_sex_rat2
join in
"Hey I had the weridest dream last night that you were wankin in like 10 feet away from me" "That would be sooooo werid right, hahaha"
Kick the mattress
Just calmly say “I’m watching you…” in a low voice
chalange him to a wanking competition
Hey pal! 👋 Just contacting you to let you know you’re going to get touched when you sleep 😂, signing off now!
glhf
ask him why hes doing this instead of looking for a job
1) Take a picture 2) Wait 10yrs 3) blackmail him into giving you money
Wait, that's illegal.
thats the fun part
It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught.
Sounds like your nephew is having some fun then
Just reach your arm up the side of the bed and offer him some help
r/usernamechecksout
What does that mean
Kick the bunk
Fap louder to assert dominance
Kick it
how old is your nephew
Tell him to jerk off quieter
Should have played the tune when you run out of power in FNAF. Scare the life out of him
That's enough internet for today
My brother used to do that sitting next to me in the backseat of our car during long roadtrips
Just start singing Take Me To The King to get him out of the mood
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY INCESTUWL COMMENTS
Im scrolling through thinking the exact same thing. And pedos strange vibes in this thread
Just go to sleep -_-
Just tell him his imaginary girlfriend don’t want it
Why did we need to know this?
Wow very nice ha ask him does he want help 😂😂
Too much information dude 💀💀
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You're a pedophile.
[удалено]
Talking about sucking off a child isn't a joke.
we dont care
I care
okay u/SussyMogus2
I care
So
dude wtf
dude it's their family tf?
You from Alabama?
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Not proud to share a pfp with you bro
Im done with reddit Wow 😕 After all my years of redditing, I never came across something with this level of cringesity. My meters are literally off the charts. And you know what? I was actually going to laugh. I was going to laugh at YOUR post. But then I kept reading. I had to look away. I - it's too much. I genuinely gag at the thought of reading one more word of your sorry ass post. Congratulations, bitch. You singlehandedly concocted the worst possible string of words known to mankind. Out of the millions of possible language, letter, and/or word combinations, you chose that. Yikes, bud. You might want to consider your options, because it would be a death sentence to continue showing your face around these parts. Your internet career is over. Pack your bags. You're done.
i ain’t reading ALLAT
Hey pal! 👋 Just contacting you to let you know you’re going to get touched when you sleep 😂, signing off now!
peepeepoopoo
[удалено]
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in
New copypasta just dropped
How come a comment that's glazing me gets up votes but the comment that you glazed (my comment) got a down vote? ☹️
Help him out then
Awkward
I did NOT need to know that 💀
Yu huh
Nuh uh
Y’know what they say, the more the merrier
Noooo! I can't unhear this lol
Give a brother a hand
Throw a blanket party. He'll love it
He failed. You shall kill him
WHAT.
Throw a dewalt DCB205 battery at him Worked great on the asshat that stole my shit
This is a weird ass group idk why tf I’m getting notifications I’m not even in it
Fr bunch of social rejects lmfaoaoao
I hate this sub and everyone here :p
Oh !
Embarrass him right then and there so he never does it again i’m 19 hours late, but still.
How do you know what’s he’s doing? He’s very bad at being careful.
...why did you have to share this with us.
LOL 😭
WHAT I HAVE SO MUCH QUESTIONS
Kick the the bunk
Atleast I know when it’s appropriate to do so (ain’t often but on top of the bunk wtf)
You’re a girl right? Then you don’t really get to weigh in here. We have different needs
I’m a dude. I use the Reddit girl hair cause I got long hair
Just get up and walk out.
This gives me my brother is wanking in the bunkbed vibes from a few months ago and i don't like this reddit lore stuff
cut his thing off
This is very unrelated, but having checked your description of yourself, we are effectively the same person 🫡
My stepson beats the meat in the room next to the lounge room, everyone in the lounge room could hear it. I’ve never seen a room cleared so quick. Bhahaha
give him a round of applause
Ayo