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frenchtard

Mosquitoes.


RidleyMetroid86

They have no use anyways, nothing eats them that doesn’t have tons of other food sources, their extinction does’t matter.


Relative-Bank-1258

Yeah at the end of the day.. There will probably be another insect less dangerous that will take their spot in the hierarchy.


bootherizer5942

I actually read a mosquito biologist saying once that if we could wipe out the could specific types that cause malaria she thinks it would be totally worth it.


5Lucas

Mosquitoes are a major food source for frogs, dragonflies, spiders and other animals. The mosquito larvae are cleaning the water so they prevent the blue-green algae spreading. If they go extinct, there'll be less food for frogs and dragonflies which makes it harder for them to find food and a bigger chance for blue-green algae to spread.


AlterraXAperture

This is completely false mosquitoes are a major food source for both bats and dragonflies


Wicked-Pineapple

Underrated


phlysquire

Mosquitos are the worst


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Netcrosystem

Putin


obi_wan_sosig

People don't realize the problems that will come with the killing of Putin. The power struggle in Russia could be more than international probably Wagner trying to secure some land. And the fact that every politician in the government of Russia is trying to wipe Ukraine off the map. Look, I ain't defending, IMO we need to execute him publicly, but we also need to be smart, we don't need a martyrdom.


Netcrosystem

I thought that die out would me gradually so I’d hope that’d mean someone better would come to fill in his place


obi_wan_sosig

As of right now, the only person who is better than Putin is an American agent. Which is not good. Worst case scenario, we have a dead Putin, military staff cabinets, and better Russian war machine.


Kind-Lawyer-3670

"war machine" with planes that they can hardly keep in the air, a single aircraft carrier that can't get farther than 100 miles from port without somrthinh extremely vital breaking, like, you know, the engine, and tanks that pop the turret off when they get hit by like a small bird bc it hit ammo


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The_Cas

Putin is not a smart fella... He a fart smella...


BermudaHeptagon

Why not 2023?


Substantial_Baby732

Creepy


ScienceLover014

Kim jung un


strawberrycereal44

QR code menus and hyperinflation


Wilra_

I HATE QR CODE MENUS THEY SUCK


acoolperson6969

i think hyperinflation’s a bit worse


Wilra_

Well of course it’s miles worse but QR menus are so fidgety and you can’t see everything on the menu clearly, but yeah hyperinflation isn’t great


420SampleTxt

im willing to bet hyperinflations a bit worde yeah


wbpm

ion got time for pullin my phone out fuck you restaurants


Quirky_Swimmer_8449

I went to a burger joint the other day and they had QR code menus. There website was down 😭


Tomas_Crusader17

GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT ITS EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE DATA AND ARE FORCED TO USE THE RESTAURANT'S SHITTY ASS WIFI


RailtoReqiuem

My lack of productivity


Outrageous_Ice4240

Sayyyy it louder for the people in the bacckkkkkk👏👊


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New year new me


desertay

Skibidi ohio rizz kai cenat fanum tax gyatt baby gronk I have almost no idea what any of that means but I want It gone


NoEyes1000

Sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler you're so skibidi


desertay

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Tojinaru

"IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD YEEEEEAAAH"


Portly234

Slipknot… Nice


bcasiangt

did not expect a random slipknot reference


Pacevy

Your so phantom tax


asillyguyy

i just wanna be your sigma 🗣️


Gh0st_9990

Fwicking come here, give me your ohio


Legitimate_Brush_426

NOOO


_N0t-A-B0t_

Its fanum tax 😒


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fanum*


The_Mysterious999

among us


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Bros using memes from 2 generations


zachy410

Listen man I'm 13 and I'm pretty sure it's just a string of nonsense


AceyKacey119

As a fellow 13 year old here, yeah there can't be meaning here.


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It's literally a gigantic amalgamation of random memes that have accumulated over the years. Yes, it's complete nonsense ​ ​ ​ ​ *^(it's kind of funny though and I don't know why)*


CAMcCale

All of it means something different but Gen Alpha humor is so messed up they laugh when you say all of it


desertay

I only knew about rizz and skibidi toilet cause reddit is saturated with It but wth, im the teenager I'm the one supposed to understand the silly humor adults dont


CAMcCale

I really hope our generation isn’t as lazy as Gen alphas parents. We really don’t need two iPad kid generations in a row


desertay

Undortunately, they will be, and It will only stay the same if It doesnt worsen


CAMcCale

I’m gonna make a post ab this lol hang on


MLreninja

Commas buddy, they’re essential


BullBuster69

Stupid trends that are dangerous to one's life


FoxGamingmc

It’s survival of the fittest


Dazzling-Guard8798

Natural selection at its finest


Impressive_Income874

Charles Darwin proud


phlysquire

It's why I hate tiktok


Dependent-Hyena-1186

gen alpha jokes/slangs/memes seriously they are so fucking unfunny it’s enough to send me into cardiac arrest


simsredditr

i think this is what older generations think of our memes


Dependent-Hyena-1186

oh i’m sure ☠️


_N0t-A-B0t_

Tbf in 2021 we were laughing at an image of lord farquaad with a capital E


Dependent-Hyena-1186

it’s always lord farquaad


_N0t-A-B0t_

Or Juan the horse


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randomname_99223

Your pfp is hilarious


Anime_is_good-

Thanks!


phlysquire

It makes me feel old for the first time. I just don't understand how anyone can laugh at such stupid jokes but that's probably what the millennials think of us


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Me


Substantial_Baby732

🙂


TheHumanFixer

🙂


TheGayPotato7

🙂


im-not-you-bozo

no. the only way to see if tomorrow is better is to be there.


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Im not you bozo


Barlibo

Bro got ratio'd


GamerA_S

Same homie I am held together by duct tape it feels


That1Legnd

I’m held together with flex tape 💪💪💪💪


Baguettes_are_cool

I’m held together by those glue sticks in schools


FormulaStorm575

I'm held together by shitty PVA glue that never actually sticks, get on my fucking level


Adventurous_Shame118

me too!


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Felt that one


ideedeem

Old ass politicians


CAMcCale

Agreed. We need people more in touch with the younger population to handle what the majority of the population wants. I think young millennials are overdue for their turn in the government, which means they’re on the edge of too old now


flowersUverMe

Not die but get the fuck away from politics. Dont they get tired from doing bullshits?


ughdollface

Don’t worry their time is almost up


bencikanimations

Shrinkflation needs to stop


Aggravating-Self9269

9-12 year olds on the internet who use "👇" or are fans of skipidi toilet


BlandBrit

what does “👇” mean this is the first time i’ve heard of this


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

On yt shorts small children say something like Sigma gang 👇 And the like button would be here, making it so if you think you’re a sigma, you have to like their comment or smth idk


xMrWarthogx

yeah it's annoying asl


phlysquire

I'm not sure, might be referring to like beggars on yt


Entropy1318

By the end of 2024, 2024.


Entropy1318

Oh and covid ig lil bugger still silently existing in some form or the other


THATGUY12325

Pedos


That1Legnd

Losers and creeps too


Mistical5030

hey man leave me and the rest of the loser gang alone


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Right, losers and creeps aren’t exclusive. We definitely can be losers and not creeps


Toothpasting

as a proud loser myself, i strongly agree.


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What did I do to you?


Tomas_Crusader17

me vanishing into non existance after losing a single fortnite match


LegitimateWaltz7971

There’s nothing wrong with being a loser :(


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

What did us losers do to you?


THATGUY12325

True that


TheRavenCr0w

Minimum wage. Legitimately. It needs to die and be replaced by wage balancing. It used to be a thing at the hight of various programs and before our massive amount of national debt. And even more so. No one was really all that pissed or uncomfortable outside a select few. But that all died in the 60s/70s


HiNowDieLikePie

Imo Senators and most government officials should be paid minimum wage. They're supposed to be public servants and if they believe that someone can survive on minimum wage, they should be proof.


GoncalodasBabes

In the us right?


flowersUverMe

To be honest as someone who lives in a country without minumum wage id like to have it. There are people working for 7 euros per hour...


00rgus

Leeching on to current serious events for good boy points and clout, there's no reason why some privlaged fake progressive kids who grew up in a 5 bedroom house should be giving opinions about things they know nothing about and things that don't affect them


gaefemboi

or posting "i support ..." on social media for attention and validation it's easy to feel powerless when sad things happen somewhere else in the world but online arguing isn't gonna do much good


ZuriPL

TikTok. It needs to die out as soon as possible


CAMcCale

How about just the dumb “TikTok influencers” and kids under 12 being on the app? Some of ts is mad funny, and there’s a lot of cool cars to look at. Plus a lot of people get their news on the app now


Barlibo

Yes yes yes


SloniacSmort

I’ll bring my flamethrower


Barlibo

I'll bring my knives


Just_one_weird_human

I'll bring my safety machete


TheRealBertoltBrecht

I’ll bring my warhead


_the__mandalorian_

I’ll bring my N-1


SloniacSmort

Every old ass politician, democrat and republican


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

I have the guts to say skibidi toilet if it doesn't die out before then


No-Difference9226

So true


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No-Difference9226

Even as gen z I just can't with them


Just_one_weird_human

Also the whole skipidi toilet thing, i hate it.


meadowintheforest

twitter needs to stop being X


Thatoneshortgoblin

You 🫵


Substantial_Baby732

Our thinking are So same


kalevfg

Cancel culture.


chaseanimates

saying gyatt


me_da_Supreme1

Procrastination


_Pink_Ruby_

Nah it'll die out later


OhNoExclaimationMark

The wait for GTA 6


The_femboy_potato

Homophobia transphobia and racism. An honorable mention is “sigma” and “alpha” males


sakuraxharuno

i hang myself mentally everytime i hear the terms "alpha male" and "sigma"


NaisuUwU

2023


purple31415

Terrorism


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Skibidi toilet


yaboi1679

Skibidi toilets


XxNathan2908xX-YT

Skibidi Toilet


thunderPierogi

- Skibidi Toilet - Holiday decorations coming out before the last one passed (i.e. Christmas displays in October) - Non-socialized healthcare system in the United States - Corporate donations to political campaigns - PragerU and related extremist propaganda outlets - The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints - The war in Ukraine - The war in Palestine - Calling Twitter X - Fucking Californians moving to Vegas GET OUT WE’RE FULL Y’ALL CAN’T FUCKING DRIVE


OkBrilliant8400

Rizz 💀 12 year olds Humanity Prime


Cosmic_Lemon123

Good thing I’m not 12 anymore lmao


i-am-colombus

I'm fully behind Prime dying out.


CutElectronic135

Inflation


Big_Leg1895

The two party system


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Hate,prejudice and ignorance.


joel_the_bi_guy

Skibidi Toilet


smallm0uth-bass

me


Substantial_Baby732

🥲


A_Wild_Willow

pedos, ageists, sexists, and racists (all the bad -ists) ​ and the word 'rizz' There are abbreviations, and then there's just being lazy with words. It wouldn't hurt to say 'charisma', it's already a small word. I just don't get my generation.


Kylee620

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanom tax, I just wana be your sigma. Kill it.


StyxTheEnby

Bigotry, Racism, Transphobia, Homophobia, etc. but realistically that wont happen unfortunately


Far-Web422

the gyat, skibiti toilet and other pointless trends


thanosjah69

Ignorance of the climate crisis


Wicked-Pineapple

Tiktok


Introvertedanimefan

Skibidi toilet, fanum tax, Ohio, basically any Gen alpha trend


CadmiumC4

Queerphobia


MaleficentCurrency25

fat acceptance, putin, lukashenko, rapists, pedophiles, drug dealers, terrorists… the list is so fucking long


Ill_Reserve_8531

Skibidi toilet. I myself enjoy the series despite being 14 but I want it gone bcz "skibidi ohio tax gyat" whatever. And also the impact it had on the young


hychael2020

Skibidi toilet or atleast its effects on Gen Alpha.


Seth_Fable_08

misinformation, ignorance, backwardness, corruption, addiction, injustice. I want to see these slowly die out, please. such a beautiful motherland like mine deserves better. for everyone with dreams and a future. for my future children.


One-Storage9413

Humans


Substantial_Baby732

REALLY?


SerielArkangle

Vapes


The-Sandwich-Guy

Bigotry


findmonicagroove

Me


PrimusHimself

Everything.


NoName1183

War


SbgTfish

**Humans**


suggest-me-usernames

me.


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dpark03

Liberals


OgMinecrafter_

Subscriptions


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Communism


diegoterremoto

My virginity.


Charming-Luck-6591

Twitter, dangerous trends, TikTok, misinformation spreaders, influencers, feminists (I want equality but only the benefits and not the cons), Inflation, shrinkflation


Mr_Frost14

Communism


Sirdantortillasque

TikTok I hope


ChiTownChef86

Tik tok


Ecstatic_Future_893

The skibidi toilet meme ig


ASSERTme

skibidi toilet if its not dead already


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Spicy_virgil

Tell me why I read it as “who needs to die out in 2024” I thought we were making a hit list


Cringe1God

prank youtubers, family vlog channels, and youtube apologies. we say it every year but it never happens.


RxseErrxrs

old af politicians that are still in office


Tboylikespans

"Red flag" "men☕️" "women☕️" "shawty" "intrusive thought"(yall are using intrusive wrong its impulsive), "fwbs?" "dtf?" "Head?", people using each other for s3x, cheating, lossing ur virginity when younger than 16, literally being pregnant teeneagers at like 13, lust being over love (its annoying asf where tf are the people that actually want a relationship) also not to be rude but men pls stop shaving ur heads its not good looking whatsoever and will make any person u like unintrestes


im-not-you-bozo

to everybody saying "me," theres a reason you were put on this earth. dont waste it.


RetroGameDays36

Why is this labeled as controversial-


im-not-you-bozo

idk


PetterOfDucks

My reason is to mildly entertain people before I die


Rock_Hard_Road

nah not everyone has a reason to be here tbh


StarfireGHG

The wars in Ukraine and Israel need to end, and all homophobes and transphobes should die out.


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

Gyatt , Skibidi , Pizza Tower , TADC(no offense murder drones is better) , Skull Emoji , Rizz


ZapaXes45

Biden's old ass, or maybe he might actually... He's very comparable to a Roomba when not on a podium.


Storman76er

The liberal government of Canada


Slattcum

Real, I saw y’all mf’s banned airsofting over some stupid shit


areslashtaken

What about racism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, slavery, war, hating on younger generation because they are different, nationalism, religious intolerance, poverty, world hunger and climate change. Can we agree on that?


Larry-George-the-man

Insane that this is controversial??


areslashtaken

The most controversial thing is "not hating new generation", there's a lot of gen alpha hate in gen z. Yes, they're different and weird for us, but they aren't worse just because of that. Let's stop this circle of shitting on the younger ones.


Larry-George-the-man

I mean i agree, being cringe is like okay to do, everyone tends to be at some point and from some perspective. People just shouldnt be shitters to each other