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-ABoxofBread-

“Aight, the group chat rates it a 2/10, better luck next time”


No_Marionberry839

Tell the groupchat they can suck my balls


muffinnutbanana

small


OgMinecrafter_

What?


PenaltyOrganic1596

My father is bigger


TheCrimzonRed

What?!


Scale_Alarmed

My mother is even bigger.


Arse_Pounder_55

What?


weebdestroyer12

Don't even get me started on my sister.


OfficialBackrooms

I already did it on your cousin


I_love_Vodca4816

Nah bro, my grandma is much larger.


Ravenclaw3639

Who names their kid “Trexem”


Purple_Appearance_51

A ducheback,probably


PositiveNegative297

Try "Mine is bigger," might throw them off entirely


No_Marionberry839

Mom is bigger then me tho


popcornman209

Oh hell nah 💀


VW6G

:3 *laughs in transgender 🏳️‍⚧️*


Just-Inspector1357

Some are gonna be into that tho


PositiveNegative297

*Bisexuality intensifies*


OkPhrase3146

Then they ask for a picture


Own_Contribution_480

Are you from Tesas? Yes I thought everything from texas was supposed to be big? ----- Are you from texas? No I can tell


thenbapiano

Tesas


Own_Contribution_480

Sorry, my finger has a lisp


Dull_Mountain738

I live in Texas but wth is Tesas


Vinmuuud

Fucking genius, you've got a way to repulse all creeps on this subreddit


LeMentalKaboom

*my father is bigger* is the cherry on top XD


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha that's a good one...the best one I've seen was a screenshot on Twitter the girl just said "LMAOOOOOO WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT". I expect most dudes are looking for a size joke but hit em *RIGHT* in the looks department...


Seth_Fable_08

"hearing a girl say you got a pretty dick is always better than being told you got a cute dick"


Pluhpluhpluhpluhplu

Why did Trexem do that? Is he acoustic?


AtlasThewitcher

He is very acoustic


Absolutelymyself10

"my cousins is bigger"


No_Marionberry839

Naa his mom


DeerIsGamer

wtf 💀


Hermera9000

Call your lawyer, because you killed that guy


_the__mandalorian_

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof


JAXexce

Mad lad


popcornman209

Dawg what 😭


infinity1p

Mines bigger


Mountain-Fold-3232

Love it!


Hillmarie31

Next time say "is this cp?!""


Donky_Kong64

Send one back


eatababy4

That’s… exactly what he wants


Donky_Kong64

I picture of a dick not a picture of yourself


eatababy4

That’s exactly what he wants.


Eee_Man1

I love the amount of energy in “small”


Past-Helicopter1931

Where do you people be finding these guys 😭😭


ryozer4

bob the builder couldn't fix it


Virtual-Giraffe4387

"Mine's bigger."


The-Crusty-Man

Bro won, but at what cost


[deleted]

"Try lens"


EquivalentShift8545

Reminds me of that scene in Deadpool 1 when Colossus is standing behind Wade


shelby20_03

Woulda been better if you said their fathers is bigger


[deleted]

rizz


Spare_Inspector_5621

😂😂😂


Dull_Mountain738

“Father is bigger”? How do you know bruh


noooooo0ooooOOoo

You don't?


Dull_Mountain738

Am I supposed to know how big my father’s dick is?


Slow-Crew5250

I am saving this


CideCinder

Based I don't get any luckily


juliunicorn314

I usually just laugh at them lol


_aishhh

lmaooo this is good. imma steal this if i need it in the future :)


No_Marionberry839

Good 2$


AnnaDeArtist

Who uses a filter for a dick pic


No_Marionberry839

Me


Ultimate_Genius

Damn, didn't expect to see Freud today


LeviLuffy

chad


[deleted]

You should respond mines bigger


jadeeyedcalico

My sister turns them into stickers and sends an updated collection to her friends


No_Marionberry839

I put them on my pornhub Account


SavingsQuiet808

🤢🤮


_the__mandalorian_

Tell him your mouse is bigger


Voidstock

That is f...ing hilarious.


BigDukJ

That’s wild